Allen, Lily - Nan You're A Window Shopper Lyrics




The bottom feels so much better than the top!
So much better.

[Chorus:]
Nan you're a window shopper,
taking a look but you never buy.
Nan you're a window shopper,
You won't pick it up if its over a fiver.
Nan you're a window shopper,
get on the bus coz you still can't drive.
Nan you're a window shopper,
mad as fuck only just alive.

Get up in the morning and you like your tea milky,
you fumble for your glasses coz without 'em you cant see,
It's funny how I come round your house and I'm 20
and I still have to wear all the presents you sent me.
I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label,
you done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April.
And you wont leave the house unless your wearing your thermals,
you're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils,
Your heading down the Bowls Club,
have another orange squash.
Balls are rollin rollin rollin.
You can't walk right coz things aren't what they were,
your ankles are swollen swollen swollen.

[Chorus]

You're walking down the post office to pick up your pension,
and then you're off to Bingo, it's become an obssession.
So weary of the kids when their wearin' their hoods up,
and even if they smile at you, you think its a stick-up.
You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons,
your saving 50p but what do you want with tampons?
Your always at the doctor picking up your prescription,
and they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction.
You gotta leak in your colostomy bag,
yeah its got a hole in hole in hole in.
At the weekend your shopping with your trolley,
its so sad how your rollin rollin rollin.

[Chorus]





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Allen, Lily Nan You're A Window Shopper Comments
  1. Jany F

    She is so talented!🔥💯Beautiful Lily ,we need you!.

  2. Kyle

    I love 50 but this just shits all over it

  3. Tan Poliak

    her first two albums are with me forever

  4. Penni Williams -Elliott

    Yes, great song

  5. HELADOΘΘSCURO

    Filthy ass bass line right there

  6. Jose Lopez

    Soooo much better

  7. Ewan’s Here

    This is fucking brilliant

  8. A! Nother

    Good cover lily!!

  9. Robert Jackson

    fucking ew this sucks, 50's is so much better lmao

  10. runforitman

    She went and got rid of the unedited version on iTunes and replaced it with a trash edited version so this is the only place I can listen to the original

  11. starflash08

    love lily such a clever song writer and no stupid ugly tats either

  12. Bye bye Baby

    Nan you're a window shopper,
    taking a look but you never buy.
    Nan you're a window shopper,
    You won't pick it up if its over a fiver.
    Nan you're a window shopper,
    get on the bus coz you still can't drive.
    Nan you're a window shopper,
    mad as fuck only just alive.

    Get up in the morning and you like your tea milky,
    you fumble for your glasses coz without 'em you cant see,
    It's funny how I come round your house and I'm 20
    and I still have to wear all the presents you sent me.
    I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label,
    you done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April.
    And you wont leave the house unless your wearing your thermals,
    you're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils,
    Your heading down the Bowls Club,
    have another orange squash.
    Balls are rollin rollin rollin.
    You can't walk right coz things aren't what they were,
    your ankles are swollen swollen swollen.

    [Chorus]

    You're walking down the post office to pick up your pension,
    and then you're off to Bingo, it's become an obssession.
    So weary of the kids when their wearin' their hoods up,
    and even if they smile at you, you think its a stick-up.
    You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons,
    your saving 50p but what do you want with tampons?
    Your always at the doctor picking up your prescription,
    and they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction.
    You gotta leak in your colostomy bag,
    yeah its got a hole in hole in hole in.
    At the weekend your shopping with your trolley,
    its so sad how your rollin rollin rollin.

    [Chorus]

  13. Karen Conlan

    perfect song~~~

  14. wild cucumber

    50 cent who?

  15. michael miner

    The best song ever to mention a colostomy bag.

  16. Дамир Исянбаев

    The bottom feels so much better than the top!
    Girl knows what she's talking about... )))

  17. John Go

    This beat would make a great mashup with the song Hit Em Up Style by Blue Cantrell i can just hear it

    Benji Franks

    John Go good musical ear bucko

  18. frankie jagger

    This one is so much better than the 50 cents one I love this

    Fiend

    it really isn't, her shit will never have the same reach as any of 50's music.

    Richard Williams

    It so much better

  19. Nyamooni

    I like how one of her songs are in Wii popn music and a popn music character is called NaN )my pfp(

  20. Mauro Camurça

    Da hora essa música, ela foi esperta

  21. James hampton

    I want her to come back to this style of music

  22. Evelyn Hensen

    what are swepsels

    georgina gibbs

    robert hensen them cough/cold sweets.

  23. georgina gibbs

    I like it!

  24. Sharon Dunleavy

    stop saying bad shit about uk

  25. subliminalmaster

    Who's 50 cent?

  26. Ricky M.V

    nice bass thou

  27. Katya Rivas

    I dealt with a pretty vicious bout of depression a few years ago. For some reason this song helped me out of it. Every time I felt awfully awful I would take a walk and listen to this song and then magically feel okay. I still don't know exactly why I enjoy this song so much but what the fuck ever, right?

    Joe Herman

    Katya Rivas yup, I hear ya!

    Oliver Villanueva

    Maybe the music or the lyrics. ......

  28. erkan yunis

    fifty will be mad lol

  29. Josuè Rdz

    she is pretty but no a good singer

  30. julius hessel

    I hate british english, it sounds like shit

    iwarai

    +julius hessel I prefer than texan english like an SMG shooting to everybody

    Olz Dee

    I hate German English it sounds like sausages

    Olz Dee

    AT everybody you stupid Kraut fuck

    Fiend

    Get your own language then you stupid american

  31. Kelly Aesop

    I have a Window Shopper Megamix w/ 8 Verses on my channel feat. 50 Cent, Lily Allen Game, Jeezy, Post Malone, Lloyd Banks, & Mase for those who love this song

  32. David Galli

    this is terrible

  33. lalathe619

    not a bad version

  34. CyeOutsider

    hilarious.

  35. Racy K H

    Y asi queria, hacer un homenaje a 50?
    u.u no, no... Y no.

    Jose Lopez

    Racy K H ... no es homenaje es parodia

  36. Victoria Rose

    played this to my parents, shouldn't have.....

  37. Chuck Fu

    She's so spectacularly crazy.

  38. Etienne

    One of best from Lily!!!

  39. TIGGS

    wow i used to listen to this all the time so good haha

  40. MrBientasvu

    Anyone knows if this is out on a mixtape or some shit ?

    Matthew Thibodeau

    +MrBientasvu This was a bonus track on the US edition of her album Alright, Still.

    MrBientasvu

    @Matthew Thibodeau
    Thanks a lot man. I'm french and bought the album but it wasn't on it. Now i know why ;)

  41. Ester Larsson

    Ändhållsplatsen - Afasi & Filthy
    So much better than boh Lily and 50

  42. RAINEY

    Haha love this song!

  43. Mike Tomarelli

    Asco, pleaseeee!!!!!!

  44. Joc Haz

    i love nan

  45. Duder_dom

    This sucks :(

  46. DEVIL COMMANDER

    this is WAY better than 50 cent's shitty original.

    erkan yunis

    dream on

    Samiel Doomber

    DEVIL COMMANDER especially if she'd use his beat

  47. akela

    AWESOMEEEEE!!!!!!!!

  48. Darlyne Demoiselle

    I don't think it was supposed to be a parody. It's just her remake of it.

  49. blahhh12345

    that awkward moment when the parody is better than the original

    Fiend

    I know your comment is 4 years old, but you're fucking retarded.

    Danny Rawlins

    Ha ha ha!

    Richard Williams

    The parody is so much better than the original! So much better!!!

  50. mkmurkz

    Favourite song

  51. Daniela Obando

    it also happens with naive

  52. CrankyQuaker

    Seems to happen a lot with Lily Allen.

    Womanizer, is another one that rocks better than the original.

  53. mcveigh2k

    this girl s more g then 50 cent this is an awesome tune

  54. 1110010001

    ah Lily's urban poetry

  55. Haiden Özil

    Shut up you lot lol 50 cent knows about this version.

  56. Mariana Coelho

    musica lgl ate

  57. EV CT

    I am not talking

  58. mike palla

    shut up bitch.

  59. bobbing

    THIS IS THE GREATEST SONG EVARRR, FUCK GRANDMARRRZ!!!!!!!!

  60. antonio carlos cuella cortes

    Yheaaaaaaaaaaaa GOOOOOODDD :]

  61. darren dix

    no i mean the song was written for her she didnt write this one

  62. darren dix

    the song was writen for her numb nuts

  63. FoxyUnicorn has Bubbles

    I'm pretty sure she's not talking about her grandmother OR trying to bad mouth her, it's just a fun/funny song :) Oh and she ain't no slut.

  64. Peter Callaghan

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH lovve this song ive listened to it about million times and i no every word

  65. molly myers

    This song is so cruel, bet it made her grandma cry. :(

  66. FrEeKCuT

    she looks so hot at 1.12

  67. LuigiPerales1

    LOVE U LILY <3

  68. Carmen Skull

    I like this more than the 50 cent one =O

  69. Carmen Skull

    Lily Allen can sing any topic (I think even about a toilet paper) and still sounds cool =P

  70. iluvkitties2121

    poor poor nan.
    but, lemme try something i suck at:
    roses re red, with there white varities.
    Violets are not blue, Hence the name Violet.
    im bad at poetry.
    Cheesecake.

  71. zaftra

    her poor nan

  72. HeavensToMurgtroyd

    these lyrics are so good

  73. MrCALIMERO84

    Ellle n'a pas repris 50 cent elle au moins ! pfff, elle à cassé sa music !

    50 cent - window shopper

  74. FezzesVsDaleks

    iTunes....a sweet escape!

  75. Edgar Kiechle

    She's so cute.

  76. Tomboyu

    I have friends who are window shoppers.
    "Nan, you're a window shopper."

  77. blindedby2monkeys

    thats how tiny brained people think "OMG LIKE A HAD A PAIN IN MY ARM WHEN IT BROKE, DOES ENYONE ELSE FEEL PAIN WHEN THEY ARM BREAK??!?!!?!?!"

  78. mrdarkhalo666

    nice pics!

  79. YellowJelloXD

    I used to listen to this album all the time.. I would always sing this song at school and I would always get in trouble because I was like in fifth grade. :/ lol

  80. eschercheshire

    @IAmPlaysWithSquirrel Lilly Allen's, is sooo much better than 50 Cent's!
    So much better!

  81. IAmPlaysWithSquirrel

    Shits on 50 Cent, imo.

  82. George Abdallah

    THIS IS FOR FIFTY CENT !!!!

  83. Stephen Wright

    @hpobsession it comes as a bonust track on the american and deluxe version of the album

  84. x Blade x

    its good ahahah :D:D

  85. Ben Gager

    Its the B-side on the 7 inch version of LDN

  86. Ksm1993

    @seannebow87 It's the deluxe edition cd

  87. becca Monroe

    @seannebow87 its not on that cd

  88. Music

    @madzzZification It only comes on the American edition and as a bonus track on the deluxe edition.

  89. sekushinonyanko

    @madzzZification It is some sort of special version.

  90. farfuckinout

    very good n funny

  91. Uchiha Madara

    LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  92. janie jones

    hahaha oh my god when i saw this as recommended videos and it was all popping up i said id wait for the cd... didn but hahaha

  93. Pangea Soul

    wow... tryna cover 50 cent lol

  94. Lucy J

    @madzzZification it's not on my one either

  95. Sebastián Montanile

    This version is sooooooo much better :D

  96. Kris Bright

    @ElCraneoMC Or: bob on my knob and go ham on it. They make up so many words and phrases that they sound like illiterate morons.

  97. Kris Bright

    @ElCraneoMC How about fo shizzle my nizzle and fo shizzle, and rap dj dizzle and all that crap?
    Those aren't real words they are made up. They are not slang, they are made up words.