Allen, Lily - Nan You're A Window Shopper Lyrics
The bottom feels so much better than the top!
So much better.
[Chorus:]
Nan you're a window shopper,
Nan you're a window shopper,
You won't pick it up if its over a fiver.
Nan you're a window shopper,
get on the bus coz you still can't drive.
Nan you're a window shopper,
mad as fuck only just alive.
Get up in the morning and you like your tea milky,
you fumble for your glasses coz without 'em you cant see,
It's funny how I come round your house and I'm 20
I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label,
you done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April.
And you wont leave the house unless your wearing your thermals,
you're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils,
Your heading down the Bowls Club,
have another orange squash.
Balls are rollin rollin rollin.
You can't walk right coz things aren't what they were,
your ankles are swollen swollen swollen.
[Chorus]
You're walking down the post office to pick up your pension,
and then you're off to Bingo, it's become an obssession.
So weary of the kids when their wearin' their hoods up,
and even if they smile at you, you think its a stick-up.
You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons,
your saving 50p but what do you want with tampons?
Your always at the doctor picking up your prescription,
and they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction.
You gotta leak in your colostomy bag,
yeah its got a hole in hole in hole in.
At the weekend your shopping with your trolley,
its so sad how your rollin rollin rollin.
[Chorus]
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Allen, Lily Nan You're A Window Shopper Comments
She is so talented!🔥💯Beautiful Lily ,we need you!.
I love 50 but this just shits all over it
her first two albums are with me forever
Yes, great song
Filthy ass bass line right there
Soooo much better
This is fucking brilliant
Good cover lily!!
fucking ew this sucks, 50's is so much better lmao
She went and got rid of the unedited version on iTunes and replaced it with a trash edited version so this is the only place I can listen to the original
love lily such a clever song writer and no stupid ugly tats either
Nan you're a window shopper,
taking a look but you never buy.
Nan you're a window shopper,
You won't pick it up if its over a fiver.
Nan you're a window shopper,
get on the bus coz you still can't drive.
Nan you're a window shopper,
mad as fuck only just alive.
Get up in the morning and you like your tea milky,
you fumble for your glasses coz without 'em you cant see,
It's funny how I come round your house and I'm 20
and I still have to wear all the presents you sent me.
I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label,
you done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April.
And you wont leave the house unless your wearing your thermals,
you're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils,
Your heading down the Bowls Club,
have another orange squash.
Balls are rollin rollin rollin.
You can't walk right coz things aren't what they were,
your ankles are swollen swollen swollen.
[Chorus]
You're walking down the post office to pick up your pension,
and then you're off to Bingo, it's become an obssession.
So weary of the kids when their wearin' their hoods up,
and even if they smile at you, you think its a stick-up.
You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons,
your saving 50p but what do you want with tampons?
Your always at the doctor picking up your prescription,
and they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction.
You gotta leak in your colostomy bag,
yeah its got a hole in hole in hole in.
At the weekend your shopping with your trolley,
its so sad how your rollin rollin rollin.
[Chorus]
perfect song~~~
50 cent who?
The best song ever to mention a colostomy bag.
The bottom feels so much better than the top!
Girl knows what she's talking about... )))
This beat would make a great mashup with the song Hit Em Up Style by Blue Cantrell i can just hear it
John Go good musical ear bucko
This one is so much better than the 50 cents one I love this
it really isn't, her shit will never have the same reach as any of 50's music.
It so much better
I like how one of her songs are in Wii popn music and a popn music character is called NaN )my pfp(
Da hora essa música, ela foi esperta
I want her to come back to this style of music
what are swepsels
robert hensen them cough/cold sweets.
I like it!
stop saying bad shit about uk
Who's 50 cent?
nice bass thou
I dealt with a pretty vicious bout of depression a few years ago. For some reason this song helped me out of it. Every time I felt awfully awful I would take a walk and listen to this song and then magically feel okay. I still don't know exactly why I enjoy this song so much but what the fuck ever, right?
Katya Rivas yup, I hear ya!
Maybe the music or the lyrics. ......
fifty will be mad lol
she is pretty but no a good singer
I hate british english, it sounds like shit
+julius hessel I prefer than texan english like an SMG shooting to everybody
I hate German English it sounds like sausages
AT everybody you stupid Kraut fuck
Get your own language then you stupid american
I have a Window Shopper Megamix w/ 8 Verses on my channel feat. 50 Cent, Lily Allen Game, Jeezy, Post Malone, Lloyd Banks, & Mase for those who love this song
this is terrible
not a bad version
hilarious.
Y asi queria, hacer un homenaje a 50?
u.u no, no... Y no.
Racy K H ... no es homenaje es parodia
played this to my parents, shouldn't have.....
She's so spectacularly crazy.
One of best from Lily!!!
wow i used to listen to this all the time so good haha
Anyone knows if this is out on a mixtape or some shit ?
+MrBientasvu This was a bonus track on the US edition of her album Alright, Still.
@Matthew Thibodeau
Thanks a lot man. I'm french and bought the album but it wasn't on it. Now i know why ;)
Ändhållsplatsen - Afasi & Filthy
So much better than boh Lily and 50
Haha love this song!
Asco, pleaseeee!!!!!!
i love nan
This sucks :(
this is WAY better than 50 cent's shitty original.
dream on
DEVIL COMMANDER especially if she'd use his beat
AWESOMEEEEE!!!!!!!!
I don't think it was supposed to be a parody. It's just her remake of it.
that awkward moment when the parody is better than the original
I know your comment is 4 years old, but you're fucking retarded.
Ha ha ha!
The parody is so much better than the original! So much better!!!
Favourite song
it also happens with naive
Seems to happen a lot with Lily Allen.
Womanizer, is another one that rocks better than the original.
this girl s more g then 50 cent this is an awesome tune
ah Lily's urban poetry
Shut up you lot lol 50 cent knows about this version.
musica lgl ate
I am not talking
shut up bitch.
THIS IS THE GREATEST SONG EVARRR, FUCK GRANDMARRRZ!!!!!!!!
Yheaaaaaaaaaaaa GOOOOOODDD :]
no i mean the song was written for her she didnt write this one
the song was writen for her numb nuts
I'm pretty sure she's not talking about her grandmother OR trying to bad mouth her, it's just a fun/funny song :) Oh and she ain't no slut.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH lovve this song ive listened to it about million times and i no every word
This song is so cruel, bet it made her grandma cry. :(
she looks so hot at 1.12
LOVE U LILY <3
I like this more than the 50 cent one =O
Lily Allen can sing any topic (I think even about a toilet paper) and still sounds cool =P
poor poor nan.
but, lemme try something i suck at:
roses re red, with there white varities.
Violets are not blue, Hence the name Violet.
im bad at poetry.
Cheesecake.
her poor nan
these lyrics are so good
Ellle n'a pas repris 50 cent elle au moins ! pfff, elle à cassé sa music !
50 cent - window shopper
iTunes....a sweet escape!
She's so cute.
I have friends who are window shoppers.
"Nan, you're a window shopper."
thats how tiny brained people think "OMG LIKE A HAD A PAIN IN MY ARM WHEN IT BROKE, DOES ENYONE ELSE FEEL PAIN WHEN THEY ARM BREAK??!?!!?!?!"
nice pics!
I used to listen to this album all the time.. I would always sing this song at school and I would always get in trouble because I was like in fifth grade. :/ lol
@IAmPlaysWithSquirrel Lilly Allen's, is sooo much better than 50 Cent's!
So much better!
Shits on 50 Cent, imo.
THIS IS FOR FIFTY CENT !!!!
@hpobsession it comes as a bonust track on the american and deluxe version of the album
its good ahahah :D:D
Its the B-side on the 7 inch version of LDN
@seannebow87 It's the deluxe edition cd
@seannebow87 its not on that cd
@madzzZification It only comes on the American edition and as a bonus track on the deluxe edition.
@madzzZification It is some sort of special version.
very good n funny
LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha oh my god when i saw this as recommended videos and it was all popping up i said id wait for the cd... didn but hahaha
wow... tryna cover 50 cent lol
@madzzZification it's not on my one either
This version is sooooooo much better :D
@ElCraneoMC Or: bob on my knob and go ham on it. They make up so many words and phrases that they sound like illiterate morons.
@ElCraneoMC How about fo shizzle my nizzle and fo shizzle, and rap dj dizzle and all that crap?
Those aren't real words they are made up. They are not slang, they are made up words.