Allen, Lily - Nan You're A Window Shopper Lyrics






The bottom feels so much better than the top!
So much better.

[Chorus:]
Nan you're a window shopper,
taking a look but you never buy.
Nan you're a window shopper,
You won't pick it up if its over a fiver.
Nan you're a window shopper,
get on the bus coz you still can't drive.
Nan you're a window shopper,
mad as fuck only just alive.

Get up in the morning and you like your tea milky,
you fumble for your glasses coz without 'em you cant see,
It's funny how I come round your house and I'm 20
and I still have to wear all the presents you sent me.
I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label,
you done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April.
And you wont leave the house unless your wearing your thermals,
you're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils,
Your heading down the Bowls Club,
have another orange squash.
Balls are rollin rollin rollin.
You can't walk right coz things aren't what they were,
your ankles are swollen swollen swollen.

[Chorus]

You're walking down the post office to pick up your pension,
and then you're off to Bingo, it's become an obssession.
So weary of the kids when their wearin' their hoods up,
and even if they smile at you, you think its a stick-up.
You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons,
your saving 50p but what do you want with tampons?
Your always at the doctor picking up your prescription,
and they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction.
You gotta leak in your colostomy bag,
yeah its got a hole in hole in hole in.
At the weekend your shopping with your trolley,
its so sad how your rollin rollin rollin.

[Chorus]





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  1. J.... F....

    She is so talented!🔥💯Beautiful Lily ,we need you!.

  2. K.... ....

    I love 50 but this just shits all over it

  3. T.... P....

    her first two albums are with me forever

  4. P.... W....

    Yes, great song

  5. H.... ....

    Filthy ass bass line right there

  6. J.... L....

    Soooo much better

  7. E.... H....

    This is fucking brilliant

  8. A.... N....

    Good cover lily!!

  9. R.... J....

    fucking ew this sucks, 50's is so much better lmao

  10. r.... ....

    She went and got rid of the unedited version on iTunes and replaced it with a trash edited version so this is the only place I can listen to the original

  11. s.... ....

    love lily such a clever song writer and no stupid ugly tats either

  12. B.... b....

    Nan you're a window shopper,
    taking a look but you never buy.
    Nan you're a window shopper,
    You won't pick it up if its over a fiver.
    Nan you're a window shopper,
    get on the bus coz you still can't drive.
    Nan you're a window shopper,
    mad as fuck only just alive.

    Get up in the morning and you like your tea milky,
    you fumble for your glasses coz without 'em you cant see,
    It's funny how I come round your house and I'm 20
    and I still have to wear all the presents you sent me.
    I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label,
    you done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April.
    And you wont leave the house unless your wearing your thermals,
    you're covered all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils,
    Your heading down the Bowls Club,
    have another orange squash.
    Balls are rollin rollin rollin.
    You can't walk right coz things aren't what they were,
    your ankles are swollen swollen swollen.

    [Chorus]

    You're walking down the post office to pick up your pension,
    and then you're off to Bingo, it's become an obssession.
    So weary of the kids when their wearin' their hoods up,
    and even if they smile at you, you think its a stick-up.
    You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons,
    your saving 50p but what do you want with tampons?
    Your always at the doctor picking up your prescription,
    and they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction.
    You gotta leak in your colostomy bag,
    yeah its got a hole in hole in hole in.
    At the weekend your shopping with your trolley,
    its so sad how your rollin rollin rollin.

    [Chorus]

  13. K.... C....

    perfect song~~~

  14. w.... c....

    50 cent who?

  15. m.... m....

    The best song ever to mention a colostomy bag.

  16. �.... �....

    The bottom feels so much better than the top!
    Girl knows what she's talking about... )))

  17. J.... G....

    This beat would make a great mashup with the song Hit Em Up Style by Blue Cantrell i can just hear it

    J.... G....

    John Go good musical ear bucko

  18. f.... j....

    This one is so much better than the 50 cents one I love this

    f.... j....

    it really isn't, her shit will never have the same reach as any of 50's music.

    f.... j....

    It so much better

  19. N.... ....

    I like how one of her songs are in Wii popn music and a popn music character is called NaN )my pfp(

  20. M.... C....

    Da hora essa música, ela foi esperta

  21. J.... h....

    I want her to come back to this style of music

  22. E.... H....

    what are swepsels

    E.... H....

    robert hensen them cough/cold sweets.

  23. g.... g....

    I like it!

  24. S.... D....

    stop saying bad shit about uk

  25. s.... ....

    Who's 50 cent?

  26. R.... M....

    nice bass thou

  27. K.... R....

    I dealt with a pretty vicious bout of depression a few years ago. For some reason this song helped me out of it. Every time I felt awfully awful I would take a walk and listen to this song and then magically feel okay. I still don't know exactly why I enjoy this song so much but what the fuck ever, right?

    K.... R....

    Katya Rivas yup, I hear ya!

    K.... R....

    Maybe the music or the lyrics. ......

  28. e.... y....

    fifty will be mad lol

  29. J.... R....

    she is pretty but no a good singer

  30. j.... h....

    I hate british english, it sounds like shit

    j.... h....

    +julius hessel I prefer than texan english like an SMG shooting to everybody

    j.... h....

    I hate German English it sounds like sausages

    j.... h....

    AT everybody you stupid Kraut fuck

    j.... h....

    Get your own language then you stupid american

  31. K.... A....

    I have a Window Shopper Megamix w/ 8 Verses on my channel feat. 50 Cent, Lily Allen Game, Jeezy, Post Malone, Lloyd Banks, & Mase for those who love this song

  32. D.... G....

    this is terrible

  33. l.... ....

    not a bad version

  34. C.... ....

    hilarious.

  35. R.... K....

    Y asi queria, hacer un homenaje a 50?
    u.u no, no... Y no.

    R.... K....

    Racy K H ... no es homenaje es parodia

  36. V.... R....

    played this to my parents, shouldn't have.....

  37. C.... F....

    She's so spectacularly crazy.

  38. E.... ....

    One of best from Lily!!!

  39. T.... ....

    wow i used to listen to this all the time so good haha

  40. M.... ....

    Anyone knows if this is out on a mixtape or some shit ?

    M.... ....

    +MrBientasvu This was a bonus track on the US edition of her album Alright, Still.

    M.... ....

    @Matthew Thibodeau
    Thanks a lot man. I'm french and bought the album but it wasn't on it. Now i know why ;)

  41. E.... L....

    Ändhållsplatsen - Afasi & Filthy
    So much better than boh Lily and 50

  42. R.... ....

    Haha love this song!

  43. M.... T....

    Asco, pleaseeee!!!!!!

  44. J.... H....

    i love nan

  45. D.... ....

    This sucks :(

  46. D.... C....

    this is WAY better than 50 cent's shitty original.

    D.... C....

    dream on

    D.... C....

    DEVIL COMMANDER especially if she'd use his beat

  47. a.... ....

    AWESOMEEEEE!!!!!!!!

  48. D.... D....

    I don't think it was supposed to be a parody. It's just her remake of it.

  49. b.... ....

    that awkward moment when the parody is better than the original

    b.... ....

    I know your comment is 4 years old, but you're fucking retarded.

    b.... ....

    Ha ha ha!

    b.... ....

    The parody is so much better than the original! So much better!!!

  50. m.... ....

    Favourite song

  51. D.... O....

    it also happens with naive

  52. C.... ....

    Seems to happen a lot with Lily Allen.

    Womanizer, is another one that rocks better than the original.

  53. m.... ....

    this girl s more g then 50 cent this is an awesome tune

  54. 1.... ....

    ah Lily's urban poetry

  55. H.... �....

    Shut up you lot lol 50 cent knows about this version.

  56. M.... C....

    musica lgl ate

  57. E.... C....

    I am not talking

  58. m.... p....

    shut up bitch.

  59. b.... ....

    THIS IS THE GREATEST SONG EVARRR, FUCK GRANDMARRRZ!!!!!!!!

  60. a.... c....

    Yheaaaaaaaaaaaa GOOOOOODDD :]

  61. d.... d....

    no i mean the song was written for her she didnt write this one

  62. d.... d....

    the song was writen for her numb nuts

  63. F.... h....

    I'm pretty sure she's not talking about her grandmother OR trying to bad mouth her, it's just a fun/funny song :) Oh and she ain't no slut.

  64. P.... C....

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH lovve this song ive listened to it about million times and i no every word

  65. m.... m....

    This song is so cruel, bet it made her grandma cry. :(

  66. F.... ....

    she looks so hot at 1.12

  67. L.... ....

    LOVE U LILY <3

  68. C.... S....

    I like this more than the 50 cent one =O

  69. C.... S....

    Lily Allen can sing any topic (I think even about a toilet paper) and still sounds cool =P

  70. i.... ....

    poor poor nan.
    but, lemme try something i suck at:
    roses re red, with there white varities.
    Violets are not blue, Hence the name Violet.
    im bad at poetry.
    Cheesecake.

  71. z.... ....

    her poor nan

  72. H.... ....

    these lyrics are so good

  73. M.... ....

    Ellle n'a pas repris 50 cent elle au moins ! pfff, elle à cassé sa music !

    50 cent - window shopper

  74. F.... ....

    iTunes....a sweet escape!

  75. E.... K....

    She's so cute.

  76. T.... ....

    I have friends who are window shoppers.
    "Nan, you're a window shopper."

  77. b.... ....

    thats how tiny brained people think "OMG LIKE A HAD A PAIN IN MY ARM WHEN IT BROKE, DOES ENYONE ELSE FEEL PAIN WHEN THEY ARM BREAK??!?!!?!?!"

  78. m.... ....

    nice pics!

  79. Y.... ....

    I used to listen to this album all the time.. I would always sing this song at school and I would always get in trouble because I was like in fifth grade. :/ lol

  80. e.... ....

    @IAmPlaysWithSquirrel Lilly Allen's, is sooo much better than 50 Cent's!
    So much better!

  81. I.... ....

    Shits on 50 Cent, imo.

  82. G.... A....

    THIS IS FOR FIFTY CENT !!!!

  83. S.... W....

    @hpobsession it comes as a bonust track on the american and deluxe version of the album

  84. x.... B....

    its good ahahah :D:D

  85. B.... G....

    Its the B-side on the 7 inch version of LDN

  86. K.... ....

    @seannebow87 It's the deluxe edition cd

  87. b.... M....

    @seannebow87 its not on that cd

  88. M.... ....

    @madzzZification It only comes on the American edition and as a bonus track on the deluxe edition.

  89. s.... ....

    @madzzZification It is some sort of special version.

  90. f.... ....

    very good n funny

  91. U.... M....

    LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  92. j.... j....

    hahaha oh my god when i saw this as recommended videos and it was all popping up i said id wait for the cd... didn but hahaha

  93. P.... S....

    wow... tryna cover 50 cent lol

  94. L.... J....

    @madzzZification it's not on my one either

  95. S.... M....

    This version is sooooooo much better :D

  96. K.... B....

    @ElCraneoMC Or: bob on my knob and go ham on it. They make up so many words and phrases that they sound like illiterate morons.

  97. K.... B....

    @ElCraneoMC How about fo shizzle my nizzle and fo shizzle, and rap dj dizzle and all that crap?
    Those aren't real words they are made up. They are not slang, they are made up words.