Allen, Lily - Alfie Lyrics

Lilly Allan. Social commentary is BRILLIANT. And your voice absolutely great and everything else is a new view on PC. You are 'top of the pops' for me, an 80 yo Australian!

this hits different when your brothers called alfie

Someone call Tommy Jordan to blow Alfie's games and TV up with his .45!

Ютуб чё там

Just saying this is totally my aunt and dad :)

oh lily where have you gone x

ahhhhhhh hahahahaha

Orrible!

2:35 полный трэш

2:29 ебааа

What a dick move :D

That bedroom must Reek.

thats my uncle

she turned down the role of asha in GoT

Lily allen predijo el futuro con nuestros hermanos "los niños ratas" 😂

Second title for this: "The song about communists."

Ты грустный ТоТ

Que feo titere kajajaja

Is Alfie zombie?

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

She was so fucking pretty in this video

кто из ютуб четам

Wtf? You what????

Этого видео нету на канале parlophone records тут просмотры другие, скажите это юч новый баг

Ля фу что за наркомания

До сюда рука русского человека ещё не дошла!

ютуб чё там)

Why the fuck was this song made?

그리고 그는.. 테온이 되어따...

my mon frere still annoys me

that puppet looked nothing like Alfie tho

has Lily actually imagined his brother will never jerk off after castration?

Social murder

Lilly is so lovely
I love this song ❤

confusion

My name is Alfie, it's about me!!!

Late 2019 and still a banger!

That's the mating call of the northman

Estas bien linda con tu belleza.

Da la impresión que la melodía es de una canción "marionetas en la cuerda" de la cantante chilena Gloria Benavides 🤔

So the Bro, did finally take her Advise.... Now thats an exceptionally good Sis, I must say. Wish My sister was like Motivational, Anyways grateful to have her... But Lily is a role Model.

Naughty Alfie, he has deleted all the comments.

hey hahahahgahah

Dedicated to Alfie Allen, the Theon Greyjoy of GOT

no comments?

comments

I love this song, I'm from Brazil.

F to the comments

So where are the comments?

por qué esto solo tiene 3 comentarios jsjs

los borran

what happened here😲😲??

Haha i wonder what happened too.

So my life with my brother and I also say it because I care for him.

Hahaah wth

Oh, deary me
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed
I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on THC
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
I can't even see you 'cause the room is so smokey
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV
My baby brother Alfie, how I wish that you could see
Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair my dear, Mon frere
Oh, Alfie get up it's a brand new day
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid
Get off your lazy arse
Alfie, please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray
I'm feeling guilty if I leading you astray
Now, how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?
Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair my dear Mon frere
Oh, little brother, please refrain from doing that
I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat
It's time that you and I sit down and had a little chat
Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap
Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair
Please don't despair
Mon frere

Lily Allen is my future sister in law

Decisely, it's not a sweet song about brotherly love...😅

Did she seriously make a whole song just to get back at her then delinquent brother? Haha thats one hell of a roast.

Oh, deary me
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed
I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on THC
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
I can't even see you 'cause the room is so smokey
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV
My baby brother Alfie, how I wish that you could see
Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair my dear, Mon frere
Oh, Alfie get up it's a brand new day
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid
Get off your lazy arse
Alfie, please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray
I'm feeling guilty if I leading you astray
Now, how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?
Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair my dear Mon frere
Oh, little brother, please refrain from doing that
I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat
It's time that you and I sit down and had a little chat
Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap
Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair
Please don't despair


:)

Este temita lo escucho mientras me fumo un bareto jajajaj me cae bien el alfie xdd

Lily Allen of House Greyjoy

So this is what I get for searching my own name

Well her brother did better than her lol

Damn man why didnt i get an older sister

Why are people from game of thrones, I watch it and I don’t understand 😂

J D I asked him very nicely if he wanted tea, well she wasn't nice when making the song and it would be nice if she spoke to him before or instead releasing the song,, also looking down at him telling him there are walls to spray like it's the only job he can find while he went to 2 universities and calling him twat and can't get laid ( well he have a daughter soooo) shame on her she is pretending to help but if she really wanted to she won't choose such method I guess she thaught she is better because she got lucky and more successful at the time good that now she learned her lesson arrogant girl

Who even does that to their brother

Why is she humiliating her brother like this? I think he was only 20 when she made the song , her being successful doesn't mean he is a loser / lazy nor give her the right to mock him like this in front of the whole world , at least change the name of the song ! When I heard about the song I expected something different I'm so disappointed and feel sorry for her poor brother he is very talented and did a great job in GOT although his role was difficult I really don't understand why his own sister made a whole song to make fun of him even if he was like what she said! Well joke on her the song is bad it's like an immature made it, I can't believe someone accepted making it a video clip, plus he became more successful than she will ever be

A mate said their was a song made after me he isn't lying

Don't worry, Theon, you're a good man.

Tô aqui porque descobri que ela é irmã do cara q fez o Theon Greyjoi do GOT 😮😮😮🌺🌺🌺

Apenas me vengo enterando de esta rollo 😂

Wonder what Alfie is up to now lol.

He's was an actor in Game of thrones.^^

Come Back In 2020 !!!!!!! 911 !!!!!!!

Awkward moment when you're brother who you slagged off is more successful than you

Theon Greyjoy is Alfie 😮😮😮

Alfir got his shits all together and he’s been nominated for Emmy

They should play this in the background if he wins the Emmy.

whats she talking about his role in agent cody banks 2 was iconic

Oh, Oh deary me, my little brother lost his manhood to Ramsey

Só vim por causa do Theon Greyjoy 😂

Pobre Theon ...
Digo Alfie , con esa hermana que tiene jaja

😂😂😂😂

My real names Alfie 😂

After this...John Wick killed him..

😅ja xd !

I'll have puff. Of that

What is dead may never die

Alfie nominated for emmy. Then help her sister's popularity rise again through this song.

Lily: I knew this was going to happen.

Wait. Alfie was a real person this whole time? This whole time this was a straight up diss track for her brother and she released it for the whole public to hear?!

I don't think it's a "diss track". It's more like kick up the arse to motivate him to do something. Look at him now. Maybe it worked.

This song was my nans ring tone for years, then when she passed I couldn't listen to it again till now 😔

Wow he got a job a year after this song came out

Y la verdad me hubiera enojado una canción así de parte de mi hermana, que se cree, jaja.

Don't listen to her Alfie. You're a good man.

Poor reek

Ugyan igy alltak a konyhabutorok zotyaeknal isss!!!!!! A balbszelenn a mosogatogep hatul a nagy konyhaablak es igy allt minden!!!!

Ő A CYNTHIA!!!!!!!!!! A ZOTYA ES A LAURA TESOJAAA!!!!! AZ ALFIE MINT JUDE!!!! A BASEBALLSAPKA ES VOROS POLO MINT PAUL ES TOMI.....A LITTLE BROTHER MINT ZOTYA AKI TOMI UNOKATESOJA....ES AKI FUVET SZIV ES EGESZ NAP A SZOBAJABAN VAN ES SZAMITOGEPES JATEKOKKAL JATSZIK ES VEREKSZIK A TESOIVAL ES HUZOGATJA A HAJUKAT ES NEM SZABADUL KI A SZOBAJABOL!!!!!!!!!! DE DURVA!!!!!!!! Ő A CYNTHIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! ES AKKOR ŐK MINDKETTEN NAGYON HASONLITANAK RAMM!!!!!! ES AKKOR TOMI UNOKATESOI ES A LILY AZ EN LEGJOBB BARATNOM VOLT!!!!!! ES AZ OSZTALYTARSAM AKIVEL MINDIG OSSZEKEVERTEK!!!!!!!

emmy nomination for Alfie...how about that huh sis?