Allen, Lily - Alfie Lyrics




Oh, oh, deary me,
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on THC.

I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,
I can't even see him 'cause his room is so smoky,
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie, how I wish that you could see.

I only say it 'cause I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there's no need to swear,
Please don't despair, my dear mon frère.

Oh, Alfie, get up. It's a brand new day,
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
Get off your lazy axs,
Alfie please use your brain

Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray,
I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

I only say it 'cause I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there's no need to swear,
Please don't despair, my dear mon frère.

Oh, little brother, please refrain from doing that,
I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
And look me in the eyes. Take off that stupid fitted cap.

I only say it 'cause I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there's no need to swear,
Please don't despair
Please don't despair, my mon frère





Other Lyrics by Artist

Rand Lyrics

Allen, Lily Alfie Comments
  1. letsseeif

    Lilly Allan. Social commentary is BRILLIANT. And your voice absolutely great and everything else is a new view on PC. You are 'top of the pops' for me, an 80 yo Australian!

  2. funny videos

    this hits different when your brothers called alfie

  3. Daniel Lloyd

    Someone call Tommy Jordan to blow Alfie's games and TV up with his .45!

  4. Владислав Достовалов

    Ютуб чё там

  5. Xxxpoppy xxX

    Just saying this is totally my aunt and dad :)

  6. adam francis

    oh lily where have you gone x

  7. wayne delaporte

    ahhhhhhh hahahahaha

  8. Giancarlo Pierucci

    Orrible!

  9. Алихан Серикбол

    2:35 полный трэш

  10. Алихан Серикбол

    2:29 ебааа

  11. The world is crazy and you know it

    What a dick move :D

  12. Marty McLean

    That bedroom must Reek.

  13. Linesman987

    thats my uncle

  14. Karl Wilson

    she turned down the role of asha in GoT

  15. karen

    Lily allen predijo el futuro con nuestros hermanos "los niños ratas" 😂

  16. Szakielowskyy

    Second title for this: "The song about communists."

  17. грустный РОБО Т-Т

    Ты грустный ТоТ

  18. Heidrich

    Que feo titere kajajaja

  19. Skele Tone

    Is Alfie zombie?

  20. Armando Hernandez

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  21. Arron MCFC

    She was so fucking pretty in this video

  22. Екатерина Осипова

    кто из ютуб четам

  23. Штемпельковский Dionis

    Wtf? You what????

  24. Olivia Star

    Этого видео нету на канале parlophone records тут просмотры другие, скажите это юч новый баг

  25. KeepeR BS

    Ля фу что за наркомания

  26. Dan . play игровой канал

    До сюда рука русского человека ещё не дошла!

  27. vadimsss play

    ютуб чё там)

  28. Bloodhound A&GV

    Why the fuck was this song made?

  29. 성이름

    그리고 그는.. 테온이 되어따...

  30. Aran

    my mon frere still annoys me

  31. malenasuxx

    that puppet looked nothing like Alfie tho

  32. Yoon Brody

    has Lily actually imagined his brother will never jerk off after castration?

  33. 빨간도리

    Social murder

  34. Skala Darrell Godeater

    Lilly is so lovely
    I love this song ❤

  35. Zaque

    confusion

  36. MrStar

    My name is Alfie, it's about me!!!

  37. Craig Woodall

    Late 2019 and still a banger!

  38. Mateus Martins Júnior

    That's the mating call of the northman

  39. Enrique Nieves Ramirez

    Estas bien linda con tu belleza.

  40. Moto e Vita Vstrom 650

    Da la impresión que la melodía es de una canción "marionetas en la cuerda" de la cantante chilena Gloria Benavides 🤔

  41. NXGamerHD

    So the Bro, did finally take her Advise.... Now thats an exceptionally good Sis, I must say. Wish My sister was like Motivational, Anyways grateful to have her... But Lily is a role Model.

  42. AlexCes

    Naughty Alfie, he has deleted all the comments.

  43. Jookie

    hey hahahahgahah

  44. Jay CM

    Dedicated to Alfie Allen, the Theon Greyjoy of GOT

  45. Timo ter haak

    no comments?

  46. brishlav kayastha

    comments

  47. Wanderson Feitosa

    I love this song, I'm from Brazil.

  48. Patrick Hunt

    F to the comments

  49. splash attack

    So where are the comments?

  50. rougecocogloss

    por qué esto solo tiene 3 comentarios jsjs

    luisdmatas

    los borran

  51. Anima e Cuore .GamingTM

    what happened here😲😲??

    Samsul Ali

    Haha i wonder what happened too.

  52. jetnight 88

    So my life with my brother and I also say it because I care for him.

  53. Josh cool

    Hahaah wth

  54. CD P

    Oh, deary me
    My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed
    I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three
    He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on THC
    I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
    I can't even see you 'cause the room is so smokey
    Don't understand how one can watch so much TV
    My baby brother Alfie, how I wish that you could see
    Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
    So please can you stop pulling my hair
    Now, now there's no need to swear
    Please don't despair my dear, Mon frere
    Oh, Alfie get up it's a brand new day
    I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
    You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid
    Get off your lazy arse
    Alfie, please use your brain
    Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray
    I'm feeling guilty if I leading you astray
    Now, how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid
    When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?
    Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
    So please can you stop pulling my hair
    Now, now there's no need to swear
    Please don't despair my dear Mon frere
    Oh, little brother, please refrain from doing that
    I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat
    It's time that you and I sit down and had a little chat
    Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap
    Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
    So please can you stop pulling my hair
    Now, now there's no need to swear
    Please don't despair
    Please don't despair
    Mon frere

  55. Annisa Hasan

    Lily Allen is my future sister in law

  56. Lady I.H.V.E. Byron (LaPortaDellaLuce)

    Decisely, it's not a sweet song about brotherly love...😅

  57. Bread man

    Did she seriously make a whole song just to get back at her then delinquent brother? Haha thats one hell of a roast.

  58. Sid ,

    Oh, deary me
    My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed
    I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three
    He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on THC
    I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
    I can't even see you 'cause the room is so smokey
    Don't understand how one can watch so much TV
    My baby brother Alfie, how I wish that you could see
    Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
    So please can you stop pulling my hair
    Now, now there's no need to swear
    Please don't despair my dear, Mon frere
    Oh, Alfie get up it's a brand new day
    I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
    You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid
    Get off your lazy arse
    Alfie, please use your brain
    Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray
    I'm feeling guilty if I leading you astray
    Now, how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid
    When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?
    Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
    So please can you stop pulling my hair
    Now, now there's no need to swear
    Please don't despair my dear Mon frere
    Oh, little brother, please refrain from doing that
    I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat
    It's time that you and I sit down and had a little chat
    Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap
    Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
    So please can you stop pulling my hair
    Now, now there's no need to swear
    Please don't despair
    Please don't despair


    :)

  59. OdinRagGames

    Este temita lo escucho mientras me fumo un bareto jajajaj me cae bien el alfie xdd

  60. Diocleciano da silva

    Lily Allen of House Greyjoy

  61. spooky business

    So this is what I get for searching my own name

  62. lestat Hills

    Well her brother did better than her lol

  63. midnightblack

    Damn man why didnt i get an older sister

  64. Jacob Samuel

    Why are people from game of thrones, I watch it and I don’t understand 😂

  65. Ana Asma

    J D I asked him very nicely if he wanted tea, well she wasn't nice when making the song and it would be nice if she spoke to him before or instead releasing the song,, also looking down at him telling him there are walls to spray like it's the only job he can find while he went to 2 universities and calling him twat and can't get laid ( well he have a daughter soooo) shame on her she is pretending to help but if she really wanted to she won't choose such method I guess she thaught she is better because she got lucky and more successful at the time good that now she learned her lesson arrogant girl

  66. Niina Kukkonen

    Who even does that to their brother

  67. Ana Asma

    Why is she humiliating her brother like this? I think he was only 20 when she made the song , her being successful doesn't mean he is a loser / lazy nor give her the right to mock him like this in front of the whole world , at least change the name of the song ! When I heard about the song I expected something different I'm so disappointed and feel sorry for her poor brother he is very talented and did a great job in GOT although his role was difficult I really don't understand why his own sister made a whole song to make fun of him even if he was like what she said! Well joke on her the song is bad it's like an immature made it, I can't believe someone accepted making it a video clip, plus he became more successful than she will ever be

  68. Known Degenerate

    A mate said their was a song made after me he isn't lying

  69. Shut Up

    Don't worry, Theon, you're a good man.

  70. Carolina Oliveira

    Tô aqui porque descobri que ela é irmã do cara q fez o Theon Greyjoi do GOT 😮😮😮🌺🌺🌺

  71. Yami

    Apenas me vengo enterando de esta rollo 😂

  72. Sarah-Jayne Mcdonald

    Wonder what Alfie is up to now lol.

    Prince Zuko

    He's was an actor in Game of thrones.^^

  73. jose lugo aguilar

    Come Back In 2020 !!!!!!! 911 !!!!!!!

  74. djl

    Awkward moment when you're brother who you slagged off is more successful than you

  75. Michael Martz

    Theon Greyjoy is Alfie 😮😮😮

  76. Ismi Damaya

    Alfir got his shits all together and he’s been nominated for Emmy

  77. gnilttbs

    They should play this in the background if he wins the Emmy.

  78. BKR

    whats she talking about his role in agent cody banks 2 was iconic

  79. Meme Machine

    Oh, Oh deary me, my little brother lost his manhood to Ramsey

  80. Thais Karine

    Só vim por causa do Theon Greyjoy 😂

  81. Mary HQ

    Pobre Theon ...
    Digo Alfie , con esa hermana que tiene jaja

    Belén Ferreyra

    😂😂😂😂

  82. Grizzly0566

    My real names Alfie 😂

  83. TheRexmoon

    After this...John Wick killed him..

  84. Mar Lopez

    😅ja xd !

  85. john oconnor

    I'll have puff. Of that

  86. gilgaviria1

    What is dead may never die

  87. dinding putih

    Alfie nominated for emmy. Then help her sister's popularity rise again through this song.

    Lily: I knew this was going to happen.

  88. Zoraida Alvarez

    Wait. Alfie was a real person this whole time? This whole time this was a straight up diss track for her brother and she released it for the whole public to hear?!

    bartUsiek10

    I don't think it's a "diss track". It's more like kick up the arse to motivate him to do something. Look at him now. Maybe it worked.

  89. Chris Moxham

    This song was my nans ring tone for years, then when she passed I couldn't listen to it again till now 😔

  90. Dennis

    Wow he got a job a year after this song came out

  91. Javier Adriazola

    Y la verdad me hubiera enojado una canción así de parte de mi hermana, que se cree, jaja.

  92. TheDirrtyOne

    Don't listen to her Alfie. You're a good man.

  93. iusmar1

    Poor reek

  94. Anett Pintér

    Ugyan igy alltak a konyhabutorok zotyaeknal isss!!!!!! A balbszelenn a mosogatogep hatul a nagy konyhaablak es igy allt minden!!!!

  95. Anett Pintér

    Ő A CYNTHIA!!!!!!!!!! A ZOTYA ES A LAURA TESOJAAA!!!!! AZ ALFIE MINT JUDE!!!! A BASEBALLSAPKA ES VOROS POLO MINT PAUL ES TOMI.....A LITTLE BROTHER MINT ZOTYA AKI TOMI UNOKATESOJA....ES AKI FUVET SZIV ES EGESZ NAP A SZOBAJABAN VAN ES SZAMITOGEPES JATEKOKKAL JATSZIK ES VEREKSZIK A TESOIVAL ES HUZOGATJA A HAJUKAT ES NEM SZABADUL KI A SZOBAJABOL!!!!!!!!!! DE DURVA!!!!!!!! Ő A CYNTHIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! ES AKKOR ŐK MINDKETTEN NAGYON HASONLITANAK RAMM!!!!!! ES AKKOR TOMI UNOKATESOI ES A LILY AZ EN LEGJOBB BARATNOM VOLT!!!!!! ES AZ OSZTALYTARSAM AKIVEL MINDIG OSSZEKEVERTEK!!!!!!!

  96. Naim Idris

    emmy nomination for Alfie...how about that huh sis?