Allday - Julia Stiles Lyrics
[Hook:]
Julia Stiles, I got
Hello matey it’s me, the so shapely overweighty fat fuck
I'm ice-cream cone crazy
With a beach ball gut like I carry my own baby
Skin so flakey like a painting in the Louvre (true)
Socially awkward, I'm strange and I'm aloof
They made me in a petrie dish, raised me in a tube
Now I'm driving round the city with a lady in my boot (let me out)
Innately I'm frustrating, just a vacant kinda dude
Go walking like I'm Walter, wake up naked in a fugue
Too many buegs and I'm slower than the YouTube sloth
I'm fat, you should see me with my muumuu off
Now rappers want to kiss me where my do-do was
See I smuggled in some googs in my Fubu socks
Catch me going fucking mental in a Bluejuice mosh
[Hook]
It’s the fat fuck boy with the flabby gut
Breathing down the phone, you're like "go away, I’m hanging up" (grr)
But can he bust quicker than a junkie with his bally up
Been days since smacking up, don’t even get me angry, punk
See I'm frustrating myself to be around me
I'm like a twelvie towny, a real freaking downy
Found me in your driveway, just tryna key your Audi
Wake up crying in a sweat from a dream of Bieber drowning
Astoundingly disgusting, there’s really nothing there
In my brain, so deranged, I feel pain punching air
Cause I can’t mow the lawn and the neighbours love to stare
And my dad's like, "yeah, you gotta grow a fucking pair"
And my life is Solitaire but I'm too dumb for cards
Too hyper for Monopoly, I’m too drunk for bars
More obese than Toadie, got a humongous arse
Tryna fuck all the time like I’m Susan and Karl
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare
I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme
I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close
Not even a little bit, not even at all
[Hook]
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Allday Julia Stiles Comments
this songs always held up well so clean actually everything from allday is pretty timeless compared to a lot of other aussie rappers
Who’s here after splendour 2019 🔥🔥
who still bumping all alldays old shit in 2019
NEW FAN! <3
susan and karl fucking love old nehbours (can't spell that shit)
So this little lesbian looking hippie is what represents Australian hip hop??.. wow trash at its finest.
i wanna this beats
fav song bro keep it up
we don’t deserve this man
He decides to spit this absolute bullshit over a legendary beat like this ? Oh laaaawd
JustMyImagination English isn't your first language is it? 🖕🏽
the best 3 min anyone can have
Love the beat, love the rhyme, love the Julia Stiles.
The dude in the yellow beanie was feeling this beat way more than Allday was
the beat is G but the rapping is bad
I agree
only the realest understand the susan and karl line
by far the best song
Dope. HAHA
Haha dope af
fuck that dude on the right in the "girls & music & girls.." shirt is hot af
yo allday can u make more like this and like jock killer, eyedrops etc
PTPete no u
Still so good
chill song 😈
Crisp <3
omg I love this <5
I actually liked this.
Actually no way
you have ruined a piece of mastery by Vanilla. Congratulations, now every time i listen to the original i have to hear your puny, immature, whiney, fucking ratty voice in my ear you twatfull
Amen Bonnie!
@Bonnie Werner oh piss off, he wrote to this song awesomely and put an awesome feel into the music
Beast mode activated AllDay Everydayyyyyyy!!!!!!
this song made me fall in love with allday music :') you should be fcking noticed more, you're one of the best.
i fucken love this beat
Original beat:
Vanilla- Azure
srsly a beautife song gahh FUCK love this song love the movie implements fuckkkkkkk
soo good
Always go fuckin mental in a bluejuice mosh, I'll always treasure the moment the beautiful jake stone stared me in the eyes and stage dived on me. Good timesss.
10 things I hate about you ❤️
still my fave track from you. fave. most fave. ice cream cone crazy.
phat beat!
awwww yes
I fucking love it. Nice one. I'll be nodding to this at home, and see you when you're in Sydney dude. Jake from bluejuice
can we fall in love pls
Azure - Vanilla
haha the smile at 1.06
where to get the instrumental?
Appearance by the hated. BYRON BAY
Keep replaying this. So damn smooth! Nice one Alldeezy
good one.
my favourite out of all your music
OhMyJesus this is GOLD
So amazing
so white it hurts.
hahaha the Susan and Karl neighbours reference lolll
Fuck yeah Tom killing it!
Well it is called "Soon Ill Be In Cali 2"...
More of this stuff!!
saw you at Yelawolf, Gotta give it up your dope man
keep going bro you will get ya time keep doing you homie.
Addicted to this song man so good
Oh so yum!
sounds like your pre euphoria stuff... mad
So keen!
28th of July can't come quick enough right now!
diggin this tune. keep it up allday
this is fucking dope chubby
Sickest
Yeah good shit thom
hahaha I think he just means the way they all out of time
hahaha fucking mark the dog :')
Flows really well. You're showing your true colours man, you can tell your confident and your expressing yourself more openly with your new beats. This mixtape is going to be sick! CHUBBY!
2 dislikes...Must be Marks fake accounts
so dope man !
Sam green, what's the hat called? Link me brother
this song has such a chilled tone, love it.
sick video & song!
who isnt mate
this is amazing for mixtape material
2 People havent had enough buges
fucking steezy
tooooooo many bewgs
"Trying to fuck all the time like I'm Susan and Karl." - That's the best sex-related Neighbours reference I've heard in a rap song today.
go do one
im ice-cream cone crazy
This is fucking awesome! Can't wait to go back to Cali for the second time soon ;) #shitpun
The Hated make this clip
Yeah, how fucking dare he have his mates in the clip, right? He should have left those 'douche looking head bobbers' at home because now they've gone and upset this fucking guy.
soo good
love this dude !
yususus
more of this definitely
hat purchased from ebay?? haha just bought the exact same!
Digging this type of song! :) Real smooth
More shit like this Deezy.
keen for this mixtape!