All Time Low - Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass Lyrics






You told me I was lucky,
To have my chance with you.
Now last year's summer romance,
Is this year's winter blues.
I treated you so nicely,
To jewelry, and champagne,
But you left me empty handed,
Yeah, you left me feeling
Play-ay-ayed

Now I hope you're happy with yourself,
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of crappy
What you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart,
You ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song,
Hope that you sing along
And it goes,
"Merry Christmas, kiss my ass!"

They say I'm losing my mind,
I thought that for a while,
I tear down decorations
They remind me of your smile.
I hate that mistletoe,
It makes me think of our first kiss,
You bit my lip, you pulled me close,
And then you taught me how to quit.

Now I hope you're happy with yourself,
'Cause I'm not laughing
Don't you think it's kind of crappy
What you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart,
You ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash.
So I wrote you a song,
Hope that you sing along,
And it goes,
"Merry Christmas, kiss my ass"

So sick of calling,
You won't telephone me,
No, fuck you girl, I'm going out.
I gave you my all,
But our love hit a wall, now,
I'm jingle belling,
And everyone's yelling,
We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down.

Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?

And I hope, hope you're happy with yourself,
'Cause I'm not laughing, (not laughing)
Don't you think it's so damn trashy
What you did this holiday?
(So trashy)
I gave you my heart, (heart)
You ripped it apart
Like the wrapping paper trash (wrapping paper trash)
So I wrote you a song,
Hope that you sing along,
Here it goes,
"Merry Christmas, (bitch), kiss my ass."





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  1. P.... ....

    IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, FOLKS

  2. N.... ?....

    Although im not emo anymore, this still slaps. Yes, imma put this in my playlist with mariah carey and micheal buble :))

  3. K.... L....

    My favorite Christmas song.... Gonna sing it next to Christmas Tree this year! 👌🏻😂

  4. N.... M....

    Don't mind me just lying in bed in the middle of the night contemplating life and listening to Christmas songs



    It's November 20th send help

  5. L.... 3....

    Anyone here in November 2019? Waiting for Christmas 😁

  6. w.... ....

    MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS

  7. Z.... A....

    Guys it’s November. Time to break this playlist back out.

  8. K.... B....

    This is the first Christmas song with the "f" word in it I had ever heard.

    I don't know why, but it works.

  9. h.... h....

    ITS NOVEMBER 1ST CHRISTMAS TIME GUYS

  10. N.... w....

    *when it's the beginning of October but your christian parents don't celebrate Halloween so you're waiting for Christmas*

    N.... w....

    wait
    your parents
    don't
    celebrate halloween

    N.... w....

    @zachary sam of the world it's the devil's day, y'know? Ugh

    N.... w....

    @Now what the hell do I put here? I ship frerard yeesh that sucks i'm sorry

    N.... w....

    @zachary sam of the world yeah...

    N.... w....

    @Now what the hell do I put here? I ship frerard :(

  11. P.... ....

    It's August what am I doing

  12. R.... W....

    It's not even close to christmas...

    But who cares!? It's still an awesome song!

  13. I.... C....

    Italian girl!

  14. m.... d....

    u look like a frog tit stinky

  15. T.... p....

    This is just beautiful

  16. K.... H....

    Hey Liz. I FOUND OUT SHE WAS CHEATING ON ME ON CHRISTMAS!
    *Sends to her* ✌🏻

  17. J.... W....

    I love this song reminds me my ex that cocky shit.....but eh I'm over her 😊 couldn't be happier

  18. �.... �....

    anyone listening AFTER Christmas 2018?

  19. P.... ....

    Merry Christmas?

  20. S.... M....

    I'm not normally an All Time Low fan but this is epic

  21. B.... A....

    Christmas 2018 anybody?

  22. H.... Y....

    It’s that time again

  23. M.... ....

    MERRY EMO CHRISTMAS EVERYONE 🎶🖤

  24. N.... K....

    Merry Christmas, Kiss my ass.

  25. I.... K....

    Merry Scroogemas

  26. C.... W....

    Literal chills

  27. A.... D....

    Nice song ! 😂😂😂 gonna send this to my ex

  28. �.... ....

    Merry Emo Christmas🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

  29. a.... d....

    I can't believe people forgot about this ? Anybody still listening?

  30. L.... Z....

    I love my Emobeing and wish all of you a merry christmas........kiss my ass :D

  31. Z.... Z....

    Well I’ve found my new favorite song

  32. g.... t....

    my favourit christmas's song

  33. T.... ....

    I started to cry when he said romance

  34. A.... :....

    Well pop my cherry

  35. M.... I....

    Chiratmas time still watching until i die

  36. M.... G....

    Beautiful

  37. Y.... B....

    Would it be bad to sing this at my school's Christmas show, or do you think the staff members would get upset because of how good a song it is? :I

    Y.... B....

    It's too beautiful for their ears \_(•~•)_/

  38. K.... C....

    I love this song more than I will ever love myself

    K.... C....

    You're not okay?:/

    K.... C....

    bet u big ass frog tit

  39. K.... F....

    TIS THE SEASON

  40. T.... ....

    Is this song about someone who gave your heart away after you gave it to her? I know this topic... 😲

  41. H.... T....

    This song, Yule shoot your eyes out by Fall Out Boy and MCR's cover of All I want for Christmas really get me in the holiday spirit

  42. 5.... s....

    It's Dec. 1
    Me : *play my emo Christmas music*

  43. J.... P....

    Well it's December 1st, time to listen to some R E A L christmas music

  44. j.... p....

    i might not have had a girlfriend for almost twenty years but i think i can say this is my Christmas song probably for the rest of my life, lol.

  45. H.... ....

    ITS EMO CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN

    H.... ....

    HELL YEAH

  46. H.... ....

    You cut out National Lampoon's. I'm fucking depressed now.

  47. B.... B....

    I really want to sing this to my ex that cheated on me and broke my heart yesterday, should I?

    B.... B....

    Yes definitely he deserves it

  48. a.... b....

    It’s that time of year again guys

    a.... b....

    Skylar’s Pain yepppp

  49. T.... R....

    The intro sounds like Green Day's Fashion Victim 😂

  50. I.... h....

    So is it finally appropriate to listen to this 24/7 again?

    I.... h....

    I have no idea what to make my username definitely

  51. b.... m....

    Me @ My Choir teacher that put up Christmas decorations in *fucking OCTOBER*

  52. M.... C....

    This along with “This Christmas” by Set It Off are my favorite Christmas songs ever

  53. K.... 2....

    This has to be one of my favorite All Time Low songs of all time🎄🎁♥

  54. A.... L....

    HAY 2018 PPL COME ON IN ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS TIME BITCHES!!

  55. W.... ....

    This is my first All time low song

  56. [.... m....

    It’s November, you know what time it is.

  57. M.... R....

    *puts on Merry Christmas kiss my ass*

    Ex :...

    *leaves smirking*

  58. C.... C....

    This sounds like me

  59. a.... ....

    ITS CHRISTMAS SEASON FINALLYYYYYYYYY

  60. D.... P....

    i’m too edgy for christmas music so here’s a list of christmas list for other emos:

    merry christmas kiss my ass by atl

    every snowflake is different by mcr

    yule shoot your eye out by fob

    feels like christmas by p!atd

    white christmas by p!atd

    oh ms believer by tøp

    D.... P....

    May I add Won't Be Home For Christmas by Blink-182

    D.... P....

    Or This Christmas I'll Burn it to the Ground by Set It Off?

  61. j.... ....

    playback speed 1.25x y’all are welcome

  62. J.... B....

    CHRISTMAS SEASON 2018!!!! FAVE CHRISTMAS SONG OF ALL TIME

  63. J.... D....

    MERRY EMO CHRISMAS EVERYBODY!!!! ❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚

  64. J.... D....

    Because why not .listen to this in late August? (I am gonna play this 24/7 in December!)

  65. A.... A....

    It’s August why am I listening to Christmas music

  66. G.... i....

    It's "Our love hit a wall" not " I love you all"

  67. M.... D....

    year: august
    me: *realized that there's only lile 4 months til christmas*
    me: *plays christmas music*

    M.... D....

    Mortician's Daughter same

    M.... D....

    "year: august"

  68. E.... R....

    July motherfuckers!

  69. d.... i....

    soooo wut's this song even about someone cheating on someone else.

  70. l.... s....

    it's literally April, and I feel like crying. I used to blast this song with ex girlfriend.

  71. s.... p....

    my favorite christmas song

  72. R.... Q....

    Damn this is the one that Gaten sang in his live stream I was watching him live😍😂

  73. [.... m....

    This is lowkey really good though

  74. H.... ....

    When you don’t like Christmas they try to tell you to be festive:
    Cousin: Merry Christmas!
    Me: kiss my ass!

  75. J.... B....

    ,,They say i'm losing my mind´´ und nicht ,,you say i´m losing my mind´´

  76. J.... B....

    ,,played´´ und nicht ,,plain´´

  77. J.... B....

    ,,Now i hope you are happy with yourself ´´and not ,,but now oh i hope you are happy with yourself´´

  78. J.... B....

    http://www.songtexte.com/songtext/all-time-low/merry-christmas-kiss-my-ass-3383b091.html

  79. K.... V....

    Here because the music video's intro is to long.

  80. U.... B....

    this song has big time rush vibes

  81. R.... w....

    Christmas 2017

  82. S.... S....

    *N I O C E* XD

  83. t.... s....

    IT'S CHRISTMASS!!

  84. J.... A....

    HAHAHAAHA IT'S 7AM CHRISTMAS DAY TIME TO WAKE UP MY ENTIRE FAMILY BLASTING THIS SONG YEET

  85. G.... S....

    When you wanna be festive but you tryinna get over a heartbreak1

  86. V.... C....

    Jamming out to this in class 2nd period day before christmas break 😂😂 lets go alex is awesome

  87. m.... b....

    Omg this is amazing! Definitely goes to my emo christmas playlist!

  88. D.... B....

    *gets dumped through text
    on December first*

  89. f.... ....

    literally my ex's christmas present for me was breaking up and i used to get so upset abt it but this is.... a jam.......... emo music catharsis i love it

  90. I.... c....

    My introduction to all time low

  91. T.... ....

    The official theme song of anti-net neutrality.

  92. C.... ....

    Merry Christmas, Kiss my-
    Woah that's not the Christmas spirit!

  93. N.... D....

    That awkward moment when your gf introduces you to All Time Low
    Then wants to break up a week into December.