Alison Gold - Chinese Food Lyrics

i love how the subtitles switch languages for each new line and then it’s just all chinese for the chorus

This girl she’s cute!!

2:15 omg no it’s you, this guy is in the Friday music video too

This song was just on Charlie Puth's story on insta

who is here after Charlie Puth Instagram story ? 😃

Only here bc of charlie puth....

This is America's revenge for Pearl Harbor

“Are you ready for your song writing lessons?”

Sia cowered in fear
Ke$ha was sweating nervously
Beyonce gulped

“Yes Patrice Wilson” they all said in unision.

IS THIS GIRL OK?????

2:44 loves Chinese food but has Japanese Geishas in the video. Is this a comedy video? x

This is the vest!!!!!

The obviouslt not chinese girl- Uh huh shut up im trying to take your order. Are your parents here to pay for that?))

01:07 she’s not even typing! 😂

Do you think God stays in heaven because he's scared of what he has created?

They got brocoli!

Friday level bad

How old is that cashier...I'm not sure she's supposed to work.

Someone needs to beat that guy up. He’s ruined so many children’s lives.

is no one gonna talk about how they probably thought everything in asia is chinese? like the japanese geisha and kimono-?

I love dogs...

HOW DID I KNOW IT WAS PATRICE IN THE PANDA SUIT

What an absolutely terrible music video. Whatever the shit it is passes as music these days.

I have used this song too many times to prove that racism is too serious smh

I love Chinese food too!

The guy that responsible for this is also responsible for Friday by Rebecca Black. Shouldn't that be enough grounds for him to be executed?

Sips sent me here. and I'm very confused

Fact is that most of the Chinese restaurants doesn’t have Real Chinese food

she wasn't using the chopsticks correctly..

*Is it just me or is human evolution going backwards?*

my dude in the panda suit didn't even want ft. credit on this tune

who's here after the h3h3 roast

So is this just a normal bad song that I can brainlessly sing along with or is it actually offensive to Chinese people?

Having daioriah and I thought of this song

all the subtitles are wrong

"I love Chinese food"


Japanese fan dance

this hurts you

I have 2 comments:

1: This video isn’t racist....said no one ever
2: You can take a girl out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl

As a deaf man, i learned every language just so i can read all of the subtitles.

The young child behind the cash register is certainly accurate. It's like that in the Chinese restaurants around here.

is it possible that this is worse than rebecca black’s friday? surely not.... on second thought, it’s absolutely worse

does it hold up?

are they even chinese?

Step aside Rebecca Black. Also . . . everything about that panda struck me as sketchy

pretty sure the panda guy is the same one in friday?!?

WHAT THE $%@# IS THIS *=#@!? No. I wanted to see how bad the "Worst Song Ever Created" was, and now I regret it. Kill it with fire. Twice.

This song is fucking iconic especially when you’re drunk

this is cancer

In the monopoly part, the monopoly mascot died.

but
i love asian food

Something tells me they weren't doing anything legal upstairs before he dipped out on his rainbow uber

I love this song 🥰

This song is the reason why I wanted to put my gun in my head. 😑🔫

First off, im an ex weeb and a little bit of a Japanese enthusiast, even my 5 year old cousin knows kimonos are Japanese. Second off, this nigga(and yes I'm black don't worry) said he'll eat Panda Express, that's a little dumb but true since the only Chinese restaurant everyone knows is Panda Express. This video makes me disappointed in every way, and just never make a song again. I love chicken and soul food(again, this is food that I love, not based on stereotypes), Japanese food, and Latin food, but at least i could make a good song bout it or a poem. Jeez

Sips_ brought me here

I think the song, although having bad lyrics , is really catchy.

My issues come with the music video. A grown ass man in a panda costume hanging out in a teen girls sleepover, along with them wearing a japanese attire even though its meant to be about CHINESE food

2:15 *_Pedo has entered the chat_*

I has lost me bvraincells

2:44 thats japanese not chinese

I like this

This song rip off a chorus from You're An Ocean from Fastball.

As an employee of Panda Express. I find this video hilarious.

That panda/guy is a perv.

She is hiii

love how she pushed the trash can... lol.... and turn right and showing Chinese restaurant.

This is a bop

what the fuck

Why are the subtitles in at least 8 different languages?

Marlon you cant do that!

Omg haha

This has been stuck in my head it’s catchy as fuck

I'm halfway through this video and I feel like cutting myself until there's nothing left of me

This has been stuck in my head...for 3 days...THREE FUCKING DAYS

Sarah Z sent me

2:19 creepiest smile ever please NO ONE FUCKING SMILES WHEN THEY SPEAK LIKE THAT PEDO


and he's exclusively with preteen girls someone fucking arrest this guy

LMAO they told a random ass chinese man to start talking abt some bullshit and he did xD patrice is a fucking clown ass

This little child goes clubbing???

Please order me an Indian Takeaway.

SO, This is what Taylor Swift sung before she was famous, Right?

oh god-

I hope she's adopted by black people

THIS IS THE MOST STUPID THING IVE EVER SEEN

Eat 🐕

RACIST JOKE!!! ITS A JOKE



True lyrics: I love Chinese food you know that it's true I love fried dog I love cat I love rat ra ra ra ra ra rat

Pizza gate

'' I'm Calling Peta '' Also this gurl is like 12 an shes talking about clubbing.....

How do you delete somebody else’s video?

Who’s sent from leafy😂

what if the panda opened the cookie first and it said ''you will find a friend too'' WHAT DOES THE TOO mean?@?!?!?

I'm drunk how tf did I end up here

Almost but no cigar. Friday still the GOAT.

Baylee Jae sent me here😂😂😂😂😂

It's 2am in the fucking morning idk what to do with life anymore

Shit like this is why aliens won't visit us

Why is this adult man here?

I have never wanted to punch a kid so much.

Even at her age, she should know better.

I hate the fact that you can just _tell_ they copied and pasted the captions from Google translate

H3 h3 anybody?