Alice Cooper - I Better Be Good Lyrics
If I ain't cool
My daddy gonna send me
To Military School
If I ain't nice
My girlie gonna freeze me
If I'm real late
My teacher gonna use me
For alligator bait
So, I better be good
I better be good
If I jump on the gas
The cops are gonna jump
All over my back
If I smoke too much
Put my lungs in a crutch
If I'm caught without my pants
Consuelo's dad is gonna shoot
Until he sees me dance
So, I better be good
I had better be good
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
You better be nice tonight
If I spray it on the seat
Lady gonna tie a big knot
In the meat
If I spewey too fast
Lover's gonna stick
My Wrangler in a cast
If zipper grabs skin
I'll know I had it out
When I shoulda kept it in
Ow.
I better be good
I better be good
I better be good
Ooh.
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
Nice, nice, nice
I'd better be nice tonight - yeah
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
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Alice Cooper I Better Be Good Comments
Does it make me a bad person that I think this is a good tune.
1:20 pure gold
"When zipper grabs skin, I know I had it out, when I should have had it in"
The backing vocal harmonies are just beautiful 2:24 2:30
Great song
Could be done well live.
I hate WB's for not promoting this album, or Special Forces. The lyrics alone are worth it.
This Record is a masterpiece from beginning to end so is flush the fashion so is dada Special Forces that whole stretch was just genius
AGREE. I love the classic Cooper, but this stuff is so witty and sarcastic. Nothing like it.
Even the music by itself is sarcastic!
Ya lets bring it back. Its .. weird . Sense of humor really outdated..but its unique. Really cool new wave style instrumentation. Just everyone wants AC to fit a certain mold w the identity . A style that reflects the average fan's identity
i saw alice cut off britney spears head at his concert. i love alice so much
my favorite song from this album
i love this cd god bless alice copper zippper catches skin one of the best .
seriously? less than 1,000 views? this album is highly underrated and it shows that hardly anybody seems to agree with me.
Cooper Minion probably my favorite Alice albums - whole album is great!
Cooper Minion Complete embarrassment and a period where Cooper had no idea WTF he was doing
it was in the cut out section at payless in the early n80s mlike 1983 and such
I agree with you Cooper Minion....been an Alice fan since the Spiders....not necessarily a typical offering,but it shows a lot of his dry humour with some decent music....."while I'm picking your safe with my knife.....Einstein"
I agree it's underated. Don't know about Highly underated. This is my favorite off of this album. I just bought the new LP, "paranormal.." It's my first Alice Cooper album in 35 years. At that time, I bought it at Harmony House. Today, I ordered it from Amazon.