Alex Day - I Hate Mario Kart Wii Lyrics

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WAH! WALUIGI NUMBER ONE!

The raw emotion in this song still draws a tear to my eye...


Just knowing that he is dealing with such horrible things, but they seem trivial from everyone else's perspective within the race. Everyone can relate to all of these horrible, horrible situations.

I hate second place out of all the positions I can get in this game. As Dale Earnhardt says: "Second place is THE FIRST LOSER."

He hates his life

Fuckin Waluigi man

git good

And the day mario kart 8 delux comes out, this song is once again my life

This Song can still apply for Mario Kart 8...

Edward Uh... No the fuck it can't.

Just Mario Kart Wii.

Is there An instrumental?

why does he hate fun

+problmdog ikr!!! his doctor who songs are good but everything else is just complaining about how everything isnt the fucking same

+Hematite Gem The Pokémon one, at least, is supposed to be a parody making fun of "genwunners."

The only songs I remember him making where he complains, are from this album, 3 songs. He's made way more songs that that. Ignoring chameleon circuit.

chelsea He did not say he hates fun, DF.

I know Alex and Charlie are friends with Dan and Phil, I just can't listen to this song without picturing them all playing together.

@HipsterWinchesters Alex and Charlie aren't friends anymore, and Dan has taken down his collab with Alex so you're dead wrong. Sorry.

I honestly love Mario Kart Wii so much, but this song sounds really good

KolaCooler This song sound good because we can all relate to it.

This is my explanation for hating it.

Clover64gaming FINALLY!!!

I knew I wasn't alone

kinda remided me of pom poms XD

The worst mario kart game ever, c'mon bikes??

shut  up if you dont like it then why are you here?

someone that dislikes mario kart wii listening to a song called "I hate mario kart wii"? What a shock!!!

God, I love this song. :3

That's weird, I hate Mario Kart Wii too!

2:31 Dwarf Fortress?

So shut up Kirsten

I just explained how mArio kart wii is better than 64

Good song though

Someone in the comments said I think mario kart 64 is better and now I am going to reply just how is that better mario kart wii you actually get 8 cups first of all second can your precious little mario kart 64 pepole ride bikes plus mario kart wii has much better graphics and more courses and people Than MARIO KART 64 so go jump of a cliff and get your facts straight two more things better online and controls and you can play as your own mii in Mario Kart Wii too

i completly forgot about this and to be honest i don`t care

Panic I agree with you but you know...there's a reply box just underneath the comment ...so use it next time?

Panic I agree with you but you know...there's a reply box just underneath the comment ...so use it next time?

TheBrandonMaster2 Thanks, Bro.

We don't need ignorant DFs like him.

MonoSoul Well, Mario Kart 64 wasn't frustrating like this POS Mario Kart Wii.

Mario Kart 64 is so much better

I think you mean,
Charizard.

GO WALUIGI

3:17 - If my friends started doing that after I lost a race, I'd be pretty pissed

This was amazing at VidCon 2010

waluigi stole your victory? sounds familiar, oh yeah, BIRDO HIT ME WITH A LAST SECOND BLUE SHELL, THREW ME OFF A CLIFF, AND I GOT LAST PLACE.

If you took out the references to mario kart wee, this would be a tripy ass song

I think you mean,

Microwave.

S**t just got serious

am i the only one who adds additional swearing when listening to this

*just* princess peachy

I remember mario party 1

FUCKING WALUIGI STOLE MY VICTORY!
I scream that part every time xD

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something with which I shall not put.

Waluigi is a little bitch

All he did was get 1 letter wrong good god calm down.

Yup. And the same goes to me too.

Someone's full of themselves. Ever heard of a typo?

I always stall my car!!! It's so annoying

FINALLY! Someone knows correct grammar.

Quotation marks fail... If you are going to insult a person for his/her grammar, please do it correctly. For future reference use a single quotation mark inside of a double quotation. For instance if I quote Bill Whittle saying, "I am reminded of what my father said, 'Son, look close, that's the future,' it always strikes a chord in me," I would need to use both single and double quotations. You're welcome.

Mario Kart Wii sucks balls. Play the other entries in the series; they're far better and don't feel nearly as unfair.

That's why I play online even though there is rarely small lag and you have to wait between races.

Mario Kart 64 is only good for nostalgia, music and track design. The controls are not very great and controls make Mario Kart what it is and when you use a mushroom in that game the AI speeds up so it actually slows you down. I can get 1st in 64, but it's very difficult. I only played super circuit twice and I loved DS, but I never played the SNES

I personally love Mario Kart Wii. It's my second favorite game to Double Dash. The AI is shit though and the controls suck unless you use the GameCube controller in MKW. What I learned is Super Pro players say the AI is too easy. Average players think it's okay above average players hate it because of rubberbanding. Semi-bad players have a decent time with it and terrible players suck. Online makes it awesome if the players are not much better or worse than you. MK7 is the worst.

Let's all just clear this up by starting over :)

I love the line "they're feeling pretty angry, but I'm Princess Peachy". Pure genius.

fuckin waluigi....

That link is evil!

agreed I hate it to

As much as I love Mario Kart Wii, this song makes some good points.

It would have been a lot more entertaining If he put 'waste of fucking money' at the end :)

MKart 64 wat the best

So I heard YouTube is an international community and not everybody speaks English as their first language. What's your opinion?

Oh the irony. "What is a "prinsess" is."

applesauce :)

But mostly because I think he is cute XD Alex roxxxxx

Wtf marionetemanj

WA HA HA HA

WALUIGI TIEM

*applause* xD

I played Mario Kart Wii for the first time in ages the other day.

BLUE SHELLS. BLUE SHELLS EVERYWHERE.
And if it wasn't blue shells, it was red ones, or lightning, or POW blocks, over and over... on 50cc.

And at that point I remembered why I hate Mario Kart Wii.

I think YOU mean,
"I'm sorry, I don't understand what a "prinsess" is. Do you mean "princess"? Is that a new word I have never heard of, or are you just an idiot?"
You're welcome.

Sophie!!! Gosh oh gosh o gosh! Imma miss you so muchos! haha wed better continue this throughout uni! kay?
And at this point I remember why I hate saying goodbye :(
but Im just princess peachy, when I tell you Im coming home November 9.... :) hahaha
talk to you soooooooooon! espsecially when I get skype and such
byyyeeeeeee

eh you never know!

They don't seem like the people that would ask how to throw an item though...

You use bad grammar when correcting people about their grammar.

This song describes me perfectly. .__.

the funny thing is i was playing mario kart wii today with meh little cousin and fucking waluigi stole meh victory and i immediately thought of this song! XD

i love yoshi :D he is so cute!

Your mates huh? Charlie? Tom? Edd?

omfg I'm laughing so hard THIS SONG IS SO FUNNY LOOOOOL DGODIFG

What's that supposed to mean?

It just sounds to me like he hates Mario Kart Wii because he sucks at it...

am i the only one who loves luigi not mario? yeah, oh ok.

I'm already loving this guy XD maybe sega should let him do a theme song for a game XD

I love this song because it speaks all the reasons why I hate this game...

That's why we have mario kart double dash, to chose both of them.

Isn't that why we all pick Toad? :D

Come on Alex, a never-ending /three-lap/ race? Really? As much as I love you, I can't let that go.

Oh my god. "I'm just Princess Peachy." Alex, I love you.

I did just understand the half of the song, because my brother plays Mario Kart Wii... really. F**k U Mario Kart!

is it not, fucking waluigi stole my victory?

37 people liked this upside down

2:49 onwards sounds like the base music for Written in the Stars by Tinie Temper

I love the way he says Mario (:

lol lol :)

ahahhahhaha
my character of choice is the cervix, its good off road but mostly i play it cause it has estrogen , ill admit.

i cant believe i just wrote that

NERIMON RULES!

I feel so confident right now, as I learn about the reproductive system
the test starts and I forget everything, and at this point I remember I hate bio-o-ol-gy
hehehe

katie come back here

No he didn't.

Mario Kart is just an excuse for me and my cousins to swear at each other. An effective excuse, to be sure, but still.

117% complete get it lol

me :D he's so cute :D i love toad to!

i always stall at the begining! and always come last :D

Play MK64.