Alex Cameron - Divorce Lyrics






In the age of conversation
I guess I got the gift of gab
But when you shine you spotlight on me
My little microphone turns to sand
I've killed little baby rabbits
I've killed microscopic crabs
But I never killed a feeling
Like the one you and me had

Now did you see where my love went?
Because it ain't here in my hand
You need to check there darling between your legs
I couldn't bare another needy man

I got friends in Kansas City
With a motherfucking futon couch
If that's how you wanna play it
I'm drinking in the dark
Because my battery's all ran out
All you gotta do is say it
Divorce

I could leave your ovulation
To meet Elon and his clan
With his batteries full of sunlight
And his cars that run on sand
And I'll go weak with constipation
From all the pills and the spam
Though we drink our Mother Energy
There ain't no woman for the needy man

Or did you see where my love went?
Because it ain't here in my hand
You need to check there darling between your legs
I couldn't bare another needy man

I got friends in Kansas City
With a motherfucking futon couch
If that's how you wanna play it
I'm drinking in the dark
Because my battery's all ran out
All you gotta do is say it
Divorce
Divorce
Divorce

All you gotta do is say it
Divorce
Divorce
Divorce

All you gotta do is say it
Divorce





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  1. D.... P....

    The chorus slaps so hard fark me

  2. S.... ....

    He truly reminds me of Flight of the Conchords.

  3. k.... i....

    so catchy

  4. S.... G....

    microscopic crabs

  5. �.... �....

    man, do I love these The Killers vibes

  6. V.... B....

    Now, why this hasn't reached 10 trillion views is beyond me....this dude is AWESOME!!!!!

  7. D.... I....

    Hard to believe this is that dingus in the cowboy video

  8. D.... L....

    This is just Wide Open Road by The Triffids tho

  9. y.... ....

    0:10 That 80's gated reverb drum sound tho so fine

  10. B.... ....

    The only thing wrong with this song is it's too short.

  11. A.... C....

    The more i listen the better it gets. Goddamn.

  12. S.... &....

    It's a wiiiiiide open rooooad

  13. O.... O....

    I can't get over how well Alex's lyrics ride the line of humor and drama. Lovely.

  14. M.... R....

    Incomparable, unbelievable! Talented guy! Once, a university lecturer, where I study, listened along with a student and made a shazam to the call of my phone called "The Politics of Love" with enchanted faces! Alex Cameron, good luck to you, and create another masterpiece, such as "Politics"! With love from Ukraine.

  15. e.... z....

    clack.... clack.... clack.... clack.... clack....

  16. B.... M....

    Nowhere near enough soap in that water

  17. B.... ....

    "eating your ass like an oyster , the way you came like a tsunami "

  18. R.... D....

    I love it!!

  19. J.... B....

    We love you Roy

  20. M.... B....

    Good job guys 👏👏👏👍

  21. M.... B....

    Rootin, Tootin, and Shooting 🤠

  22. D.... C....

    Yowza this is incredible.

  23. A.... A....

    a new video ! nice ! already more hair , cool, yo r better with hair !))

  24. H.... n....

    I can't BELIEVE how catchy this is xoox

  25. L.... H....

    This man is coolness personified. Columbus Ohio needs you.

    L.... H....

    Nov. 13 - early enough for an old guy like me too

  26. m.... ....

    Do you like Alex Cameron ?

    His early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Forced Witness came out in '17 I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Cameron has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

    In '19, Cameron released this, Divorce, his most accomplished album. I think his undisputed masterpiece is "Marlon Brando", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the Cameron himself
    [raises axe above head]
    Hey Paul!

    TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!

    m.... ....

    yes, moo moo

    m.... ....

    what? :D

    m.... ....

    Dorsia? Nobody goes there anymore...

  27. P.... M....

    no me covence

  28. m.... ....

    Yammat FM approved!

    102|5 or yammat.fm

  29. T.... S....

    Cameron rolling out these motherfuckin' bangers. This man is precious

  30. m.... m....

    Amazing

  31. r.... ....

    praying this is the start of his goth phase

  32. B.... F....

    Diggin the Bruce influence.

  33. G.... _....

    Elon musk reference? So random

  34. G.... _....

    Can't wait til I get married and my wife turns into a cunt so I can divorce her and drive down the road singing this

  35. K.... v....

    "i've killed little baby rabbits/ I've killed microscopic crabs"...how i truly love his lyrics

  36. G.... ....

    Blown away by this. Loving both songs from the new album so far. Flawless lyricist

    G.... ....

    Yep great lyrics! btw what do you think of this one?   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYLBP3B0uM0&list=PLWehun4PmMf_mLRX5hgPa8E1qo30q5hw1&index=2&t=0s

  37. C.... B....

    got friends back in SYDNEY with a motherfuckn' futon couch* come on m8

  38. s.... ....

    The Springsteen influences are strong here. Love it.

    s.... ....

    Absolutely! What d'you think of this one? https://youtu.be/uYLBP3B0uM0

  39. k.... ....

    I got friends in Kansas City
    With a motherfucking futon couch

  40. l.... ....

    This is on par with Forced Witness. Which i though was impossible.

    l.... ....

    Like for real!! I thought Forced Witness was some magnum opus but between this and Miami Memory he just might surpass Forced Witness.

  41. J.... N....

    Ah! So much love from KC! ❤️

  42. R.... M....

    Roy is a hell of window cleaner! Great video and song boys!

  43. D.... ....

    alex the feeling your music gives me heals my woes and makes me dance

  44. S.... ....

    I love you guys so much! Can't wait for the album. Already preordered. You're seriously the best.

  45. J.... O....

    I never killed a feeling like the one you and me had...FUCKING BRILLIANT! I left for a futon couch...and I own it now 😁

  46. E.... M....

    #futoncouchonthecharts

  47. J.... B....

    Proud to be Australian

    J.... B....

    Thanks Australia for making Alex and Kirin J Callinan

  48. J.... K....

    One of the best choruses yet??

    J.... K....

    Makes me chuckle and nod in solidarity

  49. T.... S....

    Cheers Alex, this is going to be stuck in my head for a good week now.

  50. H.... S....

    💯💦💯💦💯💦

  51. P.... L....

    That dude's hair looks nice. And his face has a Beckham-like quality.

    P.... L....

    ❤️❤️❤️

    P.... L....

    Hehe I peep those Marlon Brando lyrics

    P.... L....

    To me he looks much better❤

  52. E.... G....

    #1 most slept on artist rn

  53. A.... ....

    Sam France singing backup? Sounds like it

  54. J.... E....

    Gonna go to your Hollywood show and your show in Utah. See you there Sir Alex Cameron! And you better bring Roy!!

    J.... E....

    James Estrada oh shit when is he coming to Utah?

    J.... E....

    @Robert Copp December 10th @ Urban Lounge!

  55. D.... F....

    ¡¿CUÁNDO VENDRÁS A MÉXICO?!

    D.... F....

    Pues puso que quería pero que no tenía contactos :(

    D.... F....

    Pensé que era la única que lo quería en México!!!! XD

  56. T.... R....

    Alex Cameron is making the most exciting, interesting music right now. It's unique pop music written from the perspective of oddball characters–yet still feels genuine and honest.

    T.... R....

    AMEN! Serious! You nailed it!

    T.... R....

    Absolutely! What d'you think of this one? https://youtu.be/uYLBP3B0uM0

    T.... R....

    @Wons Phreely Fuck off with this self promotion

    T.... R....

    I mean Kirin J Callinan is making more interesting music right now... but that like just my opinion..

    T.... R....

    He's tremendous

  57. C.... ....

    yes! friends in KC w a futon couch!

  58. J.... V....

    This is SO GOOD! Alex Cameron is seriously one of the best lyricists/melody men rocking right now. No. Effing. Joke!

    J.... V....

    Legit....read this comment and thought dang that sounds like Josh..!!!!guess what....hahaha. Hi.

    J.... V....

    @Denise Moore You're kidding?!/ . HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    J.... V....

    It was the "no effing joke," that made me think it hAha

    J.... V....

    Absolutely Joshua! What d'you think of this one? https://youtu.be/uYLBP3B0uM0

  59. J.... B....

    We're not worthy

  60. A.... N....

    This guy is awful he's just a lot of cheap big label hype

    A.... N....

    Damn and here I thought I genuinely enjoyed someones music. Glad we got objective music taste haver Anee Marie here to tell me I am wrong

    A.... N....

    @AMN2019 Nester Just someone who does not agree with you. I would also suggest you just listen to music you do like, as I think it will make you a much happier person, and perhaps a less childish one too.

    A.... N....

    Burn the witch! 

    How do you know she's a witch?
    Well, she turned me into a newt!

    A newt?


    I got better.


    BURN THE HERETIC WITCH!

    A.... N....

    Well stay tuned for another 8 songs due out soon💋🖕🎬

    A.... N....

    @AMN2019 Nester Go to bed

  61. A.... ....

    I absolutely love you guys but I really don't get what you're trying to go for on this new album. I enjoyed Miami Memory, but on that track I felt like you were trying to strike a mix of the heavier stuff from Jumping the Shark with the melodic hooks from Forced Witness, but I didn't feel like it worked out well. On this one, I felt like the instrumental didn't really go anywhere, as if I was being blueballed and there was no climax. Alex's singing sounded a little off too. I'm still gonna come see ya shows and all, because I love you, but I'm certainly a little concerned about where this project is going. That's just my opinion though, I'm sure I'm greatly in the minority. All the best to you fellas.

    A.... ....

    I found a quote Alex made for the press run of the album that was printed in Pitchfork:

    “When you listen to these songs, and you're waiting for the twist, or the joke, or any kind of discomfort, I can assure you none of those things were there when I wrote them,” Cameron said in a statement. “These are true stories, of actual events. Specific but never esoteric. And graphic but never offensive. Miami Memory is the story of a couple balancing sex with contemporary family values.... It’s my gift to my girlfriend, a symbol to hoist on the totem of love.”

    So my personal theory is that this is going to be a more personal album, or at least, personal as far as Alex Cameron goes, and that the arc is going to try to dive deeper into what sort of relationships he's been exploring all career. I have a lot of hope for this album. Miami Memory has certainly grown on me a ton, and is one of my favorite songs of this year so, I do come in with optomism that if nothing else, the album will have an all time classic song.

    A.... ....

    Having been on the ride since the original 8-bit online release of Jumping the Shark, I think you've got to accept that the journey isn't complete until we've heard the whole thing. Although I agree "Divorce" seems a bit light-weight compared to previous heavy hitters, this is album number three, and the third different approach he's taken to an albums creation. 

    #1 was external character focus - with failure being the common thread. 
    #2 saw his songwriting style open up to include cowriting, and many tracks started looking at more personal stories. 
    #3 is an all-out love-letter to Jemima. 

    This is going to be an extremely personal collection, and I'm sure will need to be consumed as a whole (dear god, I've just realised how bad that sounds when you recall the lyrics to Miami Memory). Put your trust in the crawfish. This is one incredibly talented dude / duo (never forget about Roy), and the ride is really only just beginning.

    A.... ....

    @Aron puma That's a nice looking interrobang.

    A.... ....

    Wash your mouth out. Final warning. Next time you're outta Roy Squad. No return. Banished.

  62. j.... 0....

    nice tits Alex

  63. E.... T....

    God bless this guy

    E.... T....

    Absolutely praise be! btw what do you think of this one?   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYLBP3B0uM0&list=PLWehun4PmMf_mLRX5hgPa8E1qo30q5hw1&index=2&t=0s

  64. S.... K....

    amazing <3

  65. J.... S....

    the line “motherfucking futon couch” is excellent

    J.... S....

    What’s the meaning behind it?

    J.... S....

    @Khánh Nguyễn what do you mean? Take into account the previous lines. He's saying he's got a place to stay if it isn't with her

    J.... S....

    Yes aye

    J.... S....

    Gets me everytime

  66. L.... R....

    An instant banger!

  67. c.... ....

    Are we human.. or are we dancer... my sign is vital.. lalalala

  68. S.... S....

    Award-winning tram driver
    Balls to the wall pool diver
    Saxophonist supreme
    Windows kept clean
    Rescuer of drowning dudes
    Is there nothing Roy can’t do?

    S.... S....

    Failure!

    S.... S....

    #roysquad

  69. Z.... s....

    Best from Poland! nice music man!

  70. A.... ....

    Not feeling this one honestly

    A.... ....

    Get married you'll do

  71. B.... ....

    motherfucking futon couch

  72. D.... -....

    ‏‏‎

  73. S.... R....

    Marry me

    S.... R....

    Arrested development, maeby

  74. K.... N....

    i don't know what happened in Miami Memory but i'm glad i got you back. This song is good

    K.... N....

    Miami Memory is great... well, the oyster stuff is really scary but except for that.... :)
    Miami Memory is better than this one I think.

    K.... N....

    I think it's just not for me. I like this a lot more

    K.... N....

    Miami memory was definitely more for the “Jumping the shark” people

    K.... N....

    @Kevin Nguyễn Ah i see, i'm definitely a Forced Witness guy so that explained why

    K.... N....

    @cirrus2013 dont talk bad about eating booty

  75. o.... e....

    How you are enlighten and enpower us.

  76. i.... ....

    Nice window cleaning Roy, keep up the great work. Big Respect ❤👊

  77. D.... B....

    Ayyyyye there he is

  78. S.... P....

    Pre-ordered the special edition bundle, sweet stuff!

    S.... P....

    how do you get the bundle? btw so cool! i love his music too.

    S.... P....

    @Julez Von Jupiter Just click "show more" and there's a link to Pre-order / Stream, pick Secretly Store or bandcamp

    S.... P....

    @Space Potato Thanks potato, I didn't see that either 'til your comment!

  79. M.... W....

    Should I feel happy or sad?

    M.... W....

    Maybe both?

    M.... W....

    Also I just love songs that make me feel this way

    M.... W....

    You should feel vindicated immediately and then only after weeks of rumination start to feel the sting of regret.

  80. I.... G....

    Why is he not dancing?

    I.... G....

    Oh, he's dancing alright.

    I.... G....

    lol
    dancin' outta luck

    I.... G....

    Because she took the kids?

    I.... G....

    He is, internally

  81. D.... ....

    Cheers from Kansas City.

  82. R.... C....

    Goddamn dude, you're fucking killing it.

  83. d.... ....

    My man back at it with another hit single.

  84. L.... G....

    💓💓

  85. K.... N....

    THIS ALBUM IS GOING TO BE SO FAT

    K.... N....

    How am I dancing and crying at the same time

  86. J.... B....

    My soul is not ready for a new song 🙌

  87. y.... K....

    I love u and i love how weird you are

  88. A.... F....

    Love the music and the video keep up the amazing work