Alchemist, The - Chemical Warfare Lyrics






[Eminem:]
You are now listening to the sounds of Shady
And Alchemist, Alchemist, Alchemist

Got an axe in the duffel bag, couple of fags
Stuffed in the backseat, muzzled and gagged
Wrapped in bubble wrap, two lesbians, a couple Hustler mags
Now grab the Pez dispenser, fill it up to the max
With muscle relaxers, the governor of Alaska
She lusts when I ask her to shove my Polaski sausage up in her ass, huh
While we hover over Nebraska shootin' at the fuckin' buffalo pasture
In the helicopter, man I can't fuck her no faster
She's screamin' "Grab my titties, Shady suck on those bastards"
But I ain't no sucker, I won't snuggle up with her after
I'm a gigalo, bitch I look like the juggalo rapper?
Every day man I just seem to get a little bit doper
Shit, back down, man I'd rather lick on a scrotum
And eat the fuckin' Octomom's pussy lips with some okra
While I watch Whoopi Goldberg scissor with Oprah
While Rosie pussy-farts and takes a piss on the sofa
Get a boner and play dick swords with the Jonas
Brothers, your motherfuckin' mother's aroma's
Like no other, I keep thinkin' of her smothered in somas

It's chemical warfare, drop bombs like Saddam
I'm bringing the drama, like Barack Obama
Playing rock em' sock em' robots with the Octomama
I'm vato loco, homie I'll cock those llamas
For chemical warfare

(Fuck did I just talk about the octomom twice in the same rap? Fucking whack)





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  1. T.... T....

    DJ Paul of the Three 6 Mafia flipped it much better... See: Frayser Boy "Pistol Playa"

  2. S.... C....

    Status never ever caught an L

  3. e.... v....

    Kool g . Rap

  4. e.... v....

    Alchemist man E evidence topppp

  5. V.... V....

    Can't believe i never heard this before, it's crazy!

  6. G.... E....

    que weá más pulenta, conchetumare!!. la naranja mecánica como sample!

  7. y.... g....

    play this on my wedding!!

  8. M.... C....

    this got me wilding !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. J.... M....

    cuh corny on p's

  10. T.... I....

    Dis dat real shit u kan feel shit, fuck dat tight klothes wearing musik

  11. R.... T....

    Why isnt there anyone noticing about the rhyme style he uses throughout the whole track.. That shit is phat as fuck!!
    Eg: Strap on the c4 and blow the "P-lace" then i dissapear without a "T-race"

    R.... T....

    especially when KGR takes it away
    "you'll get left in a p-a-ramedic stretcher"
    they both were nice cool concept for a song, different

    R.... T....

    @lac2500 yeah man!

  12. r.... ....

    West coast Underground with the East twist....ah de bes

  13. A.... ....

    dem slices

  14. T.... T....

    Lets put work in.

  15. M.... P....

    necro uses this sample way better

    M.... P....

    Michael Papamarkou what song he use it on? Im a big necro fan

    M.... P....

    Iriscience cage - agent orange

    M.... P....

    @Michael Papamarkou thanks fam

    M.... P....

    Say hi to evidence for me

    M.... P....

    Michael Papamarkou no

  16. Z.... A....

    A Clockwork Orange Sample!

  17. E.... C....

    love the way they rapped this shit... "layed on a p-a-ramedic stretcher"

  18. j.... a....

    lol achemist is a good producer, but he's the shittiest rapper ever.
    why would he even try to rap on a track with KGR?
    KGR bodied him and overkilled him on this track.

    j.... a....

    nah son alc murdered the shit

    j.... a....

    Al is a good rapper wtf are you talking about you clearly don't understand good rap

    j.... a....

    @Speed Cola hahaha i like to hear him rap, to me he sounds like the little brother trying to rap :D
    but he got better eventually

  19. K.... B....

    I love when the beat hit the low tones!

  20. b.... ....

    i think cage used a clock work orange sample much better imo

  21. j.... ....

    @lonersson1982 OKURWA DAMN RIGHT MAN, NOW WHEN I READ YOUR COMMENT I RECOGNIZE SAMPLE

  22. 3.... ....

    there's no s-toppin' I keep it poppin', keep records c-hoppin', like bird shit I keep d-roppin'

  23. J.... N....

    yo where the instrumental? plz i want to flow to this ill beat, thumbs up if u agree

  24. t.... ....

    @333Paradigm333 ..YEAH I THINK OF NECRO WHEN I HEAR THE SAMPLE....KOOL G FOREVER,NICE CONCEPT

  25. c.... ....

    @hadihed yeah EXCEPT FOR CAGE his shit is wayyyyyy better

  26. R.... T....

    SICK TRACK...

  27. h.... ....

    alchemist flipped that sample better than anyone before him...

    h.... ....

    Cage Agent orange uses it better

  28. c.... ....

    this beat is some serial killa type sneaky ass type of gettin in yo ass type of beat...... and kool G rap killed it

  29. R.... ....

    @93TILL503 no it dosnt, its the clockwork orange theme, they both sampled that

  30. R.... ....

    KGR is a fucking monster, he still kills every verse after 20+ years, name one other mc with that longjevity!??!?
    'Coming with fully loaded c-lips, banging like the c-rips, multiple hollow t-ips to lay you in your c-rypt' O_O

  31. K.... ....

    there's a track produced by alchemist, which sounds like it uses exactly the same sample, just sounds quicker and at a different pitch, anyone know the name?

    K.... ....

    Surgical Gloves by Raekwon the Chef.

  32. j.... ....

    @WhtMike2006 yea so did necro for cages agent orange, his sounds doper although the better rapper is on here

  33. A.... ....

    This dude sampled "A Clockwork Orange"!

  34. c.... ....

    @Jutey1337 dont forget about preem man!hes tha number 1!dont forget the DR.E. too,i would place him in front of alc cuz he's been in the game for sooo long,even if his style is a bit different. PS: Dont you forget about RZA and PETE ROCK!

  35. P.... K....

    thats a fresh pic of alc...spent his money rite!

  36. i.... ....

    get your ears checked

  37. V.... H....

    lol...wait..people think Alc dissed TI...people don't know how to listen

  38. j.... d....

    alc a striaght beast

  39. e.... ....

    you people thinkin he dissed ti need to listen a bit closer i mean DAAMN yall....not even close.

  40. w.... ....

    the beat it's hot, damn !

  41. C.... A....

    This instrumental out yet???????????

  42. S.... D....

    love that shit!!

  43. R.... T....

    This is a pure heatrock!!!! WHOOOWEEEEEE!!!

  44. B.... ....

    yall catch the jab ALCHEMIST gets at Tips head..

    fuck dry snitchin droppin D imes to the C.I thats T.I
    ..lol.never heard ALchemist diss before

    B.... ....

    'Fuck dry snitching D ropping D imes to the C ops, it's T ime to D rop that classic street hop'... Correctly say the verse before assuming things

  45. B.... ....

    lol..this shit is ILL..

  46. C.... A....

    This shit bangggggggggs. Dayyyyyyyum.

  47. v.... ....

    he shoulda made a album w kool g.the is beat amazing...no offense but this ish would bang 1000times harder if al didnt try to rap. y rap if at best you can only be a sub -par rapper

  48. 9.... ....

    samples cage's agent orange

  49. o.... c....

    ALCCCCCCCCCCc crazy shit
    Beat goes hard !!