Alaska Thunderfuck - The T Lyrics






My name is Alaska Thunderfuck
And I have something to say...

I like black tea, I like black D
I never touched Tina, and that's the T
I know on "What's the Tee?" I said that I don't drink
So you bitches probably don't even know what to think
When you see me in the club gettin' crunk
Acting stupid, getting drunk
I got a hundred problems, drinkin' ain't one
I tried to quit drinking but it's too much fun
I keep it cute and I act my age
And you're never ever gonna see me drunk on stage
It's a new dawn, it's a new age
Metallica, turn the page
Turn the page, turn the page
Chun Li; Streets of Rage
I smashed some pumpkins, rat in a cage
Let's pay women an equal wage
No seriously. What the fuck

Now let's talk about my exes
I cheated on Sharon with a guy in Texas
I'm just kidding it was really in Florida
But what the fuck fucking rhymes with Florida?
We were good together but we're better apart
And I learned a lot from that broken heart
Sharon and Chad, I'm happy for you
Cerrone the Cat I fucking miss you boo
Not every breakup turned out so well
I put a lot of really nice guys through some fucked up hell
But then there was this one guy... Girl...
And if you have Reddit, you probably know all about this already...
Uh...

This psycho ex got heavy handed
Tried to Death Star my whole fucking planet
Talkin' shit, droppin' names
Screen cappin', playin' games
I've had it, officially!
The bitch tried to really really come for me!
He crossed me like the River Styx
But the sex was good cause I like small dicks...
(Ah ha!)

I'm not mad, I'm not pressed
The money's on the dresser, get dressed
To the drunk ass messes in the meet and greet
Tryna treat a Ru Girl like a piece of meat
Ow! You're pullin' my hair, bitch!
You're spillin' my dress bitch!
You think you're a fan, but you're only a mess, bitch!
Real fans? I fucking love you
I'd lay myself down on the train track for you
In fact, I made this fucking record for you
Call me Delano, cause I Adore you.

Yeah, you. Specifically

The Triple A Girls went bankrupt morally
Willam met some models and serviced them orally
He's probably on his way to replace us quick
Just like he fucking did to Detox and Vic
Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques
Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques!
Oh, yeah, that reminds me about that thing
The secret I've been hiding like a ding-a-ling
I did some challenges, I won a few
Oh, yeah, that's a thing called All Stars 2...
I can't blame you Adore.
They went in really harsh that first day.
And if it had been me in your position, who knows?
I might've done the same thing.

I'm just lucky, I guess
I feel blessed, but I'm stressed
I wanna be the best, I just wanna be the best
A hundred thousand dollars, it ain't that much
To fuck up your mind and all your friends that you trust
I'm sorry Coco
I'm sorry Tatianna
I'm sorry Mom, I wanna smoke some marijuana
Move on, cause it's all just a game
And it is what it is at the end of the day.





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  1. D.... :....

    Sharoon and Chad Michaels?! :0

  2. S.... A....

    why is this song actually kinda good

  3. A.... b....

    Q MERDA ESSA TRAPPER

  4. r.... p....

    Que bosta

  5. s.... w....

    are you a smoker???

  6. L.... B....

    I found out about this song from Shane Dawson😂😂😂

  7. N.... B....

    Hino ❤❤❤

  8. T.... K....

    Alaska snapped on this! This fire 🔥

  9. R.... B....

    Wtf did I just watch... I ❤️it 😂

  10. A.... N....

    PQP, QUE DRAG É ESSA?! Estou conhecendo agora e já estou apaixonado. Simplesmente fantástica!

  11. O.... 1....

    At 1:10 I saw that as a vine 2 years ago lol and I didn’t know what it what

  12. A.... P....

    Alaska the next RuPaul. I'm sorry but I don't make the rules. She really is IT.

  13. B.... S....

    Trixie?!?!?!?! Hold up guuuurl where u come from

  14. H.... ....

    Love that her outfit is an accumulation of her time on Drag Race.

  15. g.... d....

    I. Love your drag and i love you #dragqueen

  16. P.... B....

    HOLLY SHIT

    I didn’t know alaska had a channel on youtube! I’m watching all the videos right how hehe

    She’s one of my favorites in RuPaul drag race oh my goooodddd aaaaahhh ♥️♥️♥️♥️

  17. J.... H....

    I will always love this song.

  18. B.... S....

    I’m so mad I’m just now hearing this song. Its so damn hot! I knew Alaska had skill and we know Adore is a Star!

  19. K.... S....

    Okay but listen to this with bass boosted 100% 🥵💕

  20. W.... ....

    I love how at 3:33 Trixie is just chillin

    Wait what is this was foreshadowing about AS3...

  21. N.... o....

    Alaska can thunderfuck me

  22. j.... ....

    The funniest thing about this is reading the comments of straight people who found this by accident😂🏳️‍🌈

  23. R.... V....

    I really want a drag queen to do my make up like every day they always look so on point they actually bring sunshine light into my soul 😍😍😍😍

  24. D.... A....

    Amei.😍

  25. A.... &....

    The lonely island vibes from the low tone voice

  26. �.... ....

    *Party.*

  27. W.... B....

    Shoot that shit

  28. H.... Y....

    “Let’s play women an equal wage.”YEEEEEEES

  29. H.... Y....

    My jaw fell through the floor oh my god

  30. s.... a....

    Depraved

  31. e.... ....

    stumbled upon this before properly watching drag race that's why alaska has a special place in my heart

  32. U.... :....

    como llegue aqui? :v

  33. G.... W....

    your fuck awesome!

  34. L.... _....

    That’s tea actually

  35. O.... D....

    How do I explain my future children about this song ?

  36. P.... Z....

    Ft Adore Delano 2:31

  37. K.... s....

    Como llegue aquí ???!! jajajaj
    Esta genial

  38. B.... A....

    Someone make a video pointing out all the references 😂

  39. G.... G....

    btw.. I think you are better than sharron needles.. idk if i make the difference, But you are my favorite drag queen from RDR

  40. R.... T....

    2:31
    GURL I BROUGHT YOU A KEY CAUSE YOU CAN'T SEEM TO FIND ONE

  41. A.... F....

    💚💚💚💚💚

  42. B.... B....

    like a ding a ling

  43. D.... F....

    Woah...Willam’s hot with a beard...rawr

    D.... F....

    The end

  44. L.... S....

    1:59 I love that laugh kitty girl

  45. M.... ....

    this the gayest shit I seen in my entire life

  46. J.... K....

    2:05 the ROLASKATOX tattoo is ❤❤❤❤❤

  47. L.... F....

    Rolaskatox tattoo is hilarious and so great

  48. A.... i....

    Trixie sal de ahí esa no es tu season

  49. R.... ....

    I'm watching this, because some bitch said they'd give me 10$ paypal if i watched it all.

  50. A.... C....

    *Subnormal*

  51. D.... P....

    BITCH ❤️🤭🤤

  52. F.... ....

    this is autisma

  53. D.... M....

    At least Madonna did it with taste and class. You are too trashy.

    D.... M....

    "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap honey"

  54. a.... h....

    you are a man

  55. c.... m....

    Other people watching : cool song
    Me: I LIKE BLACK TEA I LIKE BLACK D, I NEVER TOUCHED TINA AND THATS THE TEA AND I ACT MAH AGEEEEEE 😍😍😍😍😍😍

  56. P.... P....

    We LOVE A QUEEENNN YESSSS KILL IT HONEYYY 💕🤣💫💫💫✊✊✊

  57. C.... A....

    Yaaaaaas!!

  58. V.... V....

    My name is Alaska Thunderfuck
    And I have something to say

    I like black tea, I like black D
    I never touched Tina, and that's the T
    I know I'm what's the T, and so that I don't drink
    So you bitches probably don't even know what to think
    When you see me in the club gettin' crunk
    Acting stupid, getting drunk
    I got a hundred problems, drinkin' ain't one
    I tried to quit drinking but it's too much fun
    I keep it cute and I act my age
    And you're never ever gonna see me drunk on stage
    It's a new dawn, it's a new age
    Metallica, turn the page
    Turn the page, turn the page
    Chun Li, Streets of Rage
    I smashed some pumpkins, rat in a cage
    Let's pay women in equal wage
    No seriously, what the fuck?

    Now lets talk about my exes
    I cheated on Sharon with a guy in Texas
    I'm just kidding he was really in Florida
    But what the fuck fucking rhymes with Florida?
    We were good together but we're better apart
    And I learned a lot from that broken heart
    Sharon and Chad, I'm happy for you
    Cerrone The Cat I fucking miss you boo
    Now every breakup turned out so well
    I put a lot of really nice guys through some fucked up hell
    But then there was this one guy... Girl
    And if you have Reddit, you probably know all about this already
    Uh

    This psycho ex got heavy handed
    Tried to Death Star my whole fucking planet
    Talkin' shit, droppin' names
    Screen cappin', playin' games
    I've had it, officially!
    The bitch tried to really, really come for me!
    He crossed me like the River Styx
    But the sex was good cause I like small dicks
    (Ah ha!)

    I'm not mad, I'm not pressed
    The money's on the dresser, get dressed
    To the twunk ass messes in the meet and greet
    Tryna treat a Ru Girl like a piece of meat
    Ow! You're pullin' my hair, bitch!
    You're spillin' my dress bitch!
    You think you're a fan, but you're only a mess, bitch!
    Real fans? I fucking love you
    I'd lay myself down on the train tracks for you
    In fact, I made this fucking record for you
    Call me Delano, cause I Adore you

    Yeah, you. Specifically

    The tripple A Girls went bankrupt morally
    Willam met some models and serviced them orally
    He's probably on his way to replace us quick
    Just like he fucking did to Detox and Vic
    Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques
    Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques!
    Oh, yeah, that reminds me about that thing
    The secret I've been hiding like a ding-a-ling
    I did some challenges, I won a few
    Oh, yeah, that's a thing called All Stars 2
    I can't blame you Adore
    They went in really harsh that first day
    And if it had been me in your position, who knows?
    I might've done the same thing

    I'm just lucky, I guess
    I feel blessed, but I'm stressed
    I wanna be the best, I just wanna be the best
    A hundred thousand dollars, it ain't that much
    To fuck up your mind and all your friends that you trust
    I'm sorry Coco
    I'm sorry Tatianna
    I'm sorry Mom, I wanna smoke some marijuana
    And move on, cause it's all just a game
    And it is what it is at the end of the day

  59. S.... S....

    Credo, um Pablo Vittar internacional 🙄 qual é o pior...

  60. A.... R....

    This b**** is disgusting as FU**.... What in the actual F did I just witness :| .. Accidentally typed T in search bar also. This world is done

    A.... R....

    Sorry man... th

  61. S.... ....

    Accidentaly typed T into google, who else

  62. m.... l....

    Ok, I accidentally typed the letter T on google and this is what i got....

  63. C.... C....

    Eminems gone downhill

  64. S.... M....

    i just looked up t-

  65. P.... W....

    Notice how Alaska was apart of 2 clicks but she won the crown & the recording contract🐍🎤

  66. A.... S....

    2:19 JINKX

  67. A.... S....

    I LOVE the alyssa’ laugh

  68. R.... M....

    Fell hard for Adore Delano on season 6 of the Race. Shame she didn't get it. I love Bianca like my luggage but Adore is fresh and cool and should have won it. I know I'm behind the times.... takes old queens time to catch up sometimes. Glad she was featured in Alaska's vid here. Props to Miss A and Love to Adore. ... gotta get your MP3 album honey child! *Kisses*

  69. G.... G....

    Alaska, I love the everythug in you for president. I'm who's that girl and let's "contatinho" by Anitta keeping a "ciranda" protecting desirable futures ? I have an endless adventure for you to just be in fact, queen. In India, Kakali sound already knows you in "makeup horrible". Subject: justice. Come to Brazil? Not now. Country not ready for tomorrow. "Put your APink number in my phone as a 911 in translation not disturbing us directly. I can't stand anymore this silence in the "sonífera ilha". Chaos and mess I can show you in design. When Brazil is ready, I post to "nobody everybody" your Come to Brazil. I'm too much tomorrow for the local news today. xoxo
    .

  70. I.... S....

    Vei eu tava batendo uma
    Colo diabos vim parar aq ?????????

  71. E.... M....

    i dont get it


    but i like it


    but still... wat???

  72. b.... ....

    Complete shite.

  73. S.... ....

    ew that sucs

  74. N.... B....

    im never playing street fighter again :(

  75. V.... B....

    Mds que tiro, como vim parar aqui, algum br?

  76. a.... f....

    What in the name of lord is this?

  77. J.... T....

    Sangat baik.

  78. G.... P....

    Gayyyyyy

  79. w.... ....

    One word:.... Yuck!

  80. N.... 1....

    hey sisters 1:28

  81. N.... 9....

    that bitch karen showed this to the kids and they can't stop listening to this gay shit

  82. H.... ....

    What tha fuck is this?

  83. F.... W....

    All I did was type T by mistake

  84. n.... ;....

    mad dwarf
    bbh

  85. A.... C....

    fuck off your a man

    A.... C....

    Adem Circir yes but she’s also a very famous drag queen.

    A.... C....

    Fuck off your a mess

  86. D.... ....

    But what the fuck fucking rhymes with Florida

  87. a.... ....

    I thank this music video for me passing my geography exam. I would have been one mark under if this song didn't point out where Florida is

  88. M.... ....

    I just wanted to check my Twitter, but now I'm here.

  89. O.... ....

    Ummmmm your Alaska and you have something to say ok will I hope Jasmine Masters was just unable to make it in person seeing that her coined phrase was able to make the video just saying🤔 its still a great video no shade💖💕💜💜💛💛🧡💜💕💕💖💖💖💚💝💝💝💚💙💙💙💚💖💕💕💜💜💜🧡🧡🧡💜💜💜🙅‍♀️💕

  90. B.... T....

    I was listening to some EDM which is something I don't normally do and somehow ended up here. Where the hell am I?

  91. T.... W....

    Is this a girl or boy? Fucking hell i hate gay people like this, im not hating on the ones who are gay but ppl like this are really stupid

    T.... W....

    @aye bee 0:23 what do you say about this then

    T.... W....

    True WeebFacts he’s a gay man who is also a drag queen ?
    Gurl why are u so hooked up.
    If u don’t like it just move on.

    T.... W....

    @aye bee Then let me move on

    T.... W....

    True WeebFacts ok boomer

    T.... W....

    @aye bee so u still wanna move on?

  92. C.... ....

    I love them all, specially Adore, Katya and Tatianna. Adore would be my husband wife, Katya my sister and Tati my best friend.

  93. J.... ....

    i just wanted to go to twitter how did i get here

  94. Y.... G....

    putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  95. L.... ....

    well this instead of twitch

  96. e.... b....

    aman aman nereye geldim bir anda lan alaska tanıtım filmi bakıyodum aman kardeşim anasayfaya götürün beni

  97. j.... d....

    sO Mny transgraduls on one site,.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    j.... d....

    jrb designer alliance lmaooo he’s a drag queen