Alaska Thunderfuck - The T Lyrics




My name is Alaska Thunderfuck
And I have something to say...

I like black tea, I like black D
I never touched Tina, and that's the T
I know on "What's the Tee?" I said that I don't drink
So you bitches probably don't even know what to think
When you see me in the club gettin' crunk
Acting stupid, getting drunk
I got a hundred problems, drinkin' ain't one
I tried to quit drinking but it's too much fun
I keep it cute and I act my age
And you're never ever gonna see me drunk on stage
It's a new dawn, it's a new age
Metallica, turn the page
Turn the page, turn the page
Chun Li; Streets of Rage
I smashed some pumpkins, rat in a cage
Let's pay women an equal wage
No seriously. What the fuck

Now let's talk about my exes
I cheated on Sharon with a guy in Texas
I'm just kidding it was really in Florida
But what the fuck fucking rhymes with Florida?
We were good together but we're better apart
And I learned a lot from that broken heart
Sharon and Chad, I'm happy for you
Cerrone the Cat I fucking miss you boo
Not every breakup turned out so well
I put a lot of really nice guys through some fucked up hell
But then there was this one guy... Girl...
And if you have Reddit, you probably know all about this already...
Uh...

This psycho ex got heavy handed
Tried to Death Star my whole fucking planet
Talkin' shit, droppin' names
Screen cappin', playin' games
I've had it, officially!
The bitch tried to really really come for me!
He crossed me like the River Styx
But the sex was good cause I like small dicks...
(Ah ha!)

I'm not mad, I'm not pressed
The money's on the dresser, get dressed
To the drunk ass messes in the meet and greet
Tryna treat a Ru Girl like a piece of meat
Ow! You're pullin' my hair, bitch!
You're spillin' my dress bitch!
You think you're a fan, but you're only a mess, bitch!
Real fans? I fucking love you
I'd lay myself down on the train track for you
In fact, I made this fucking record for you
Call me Delano, cause I Adore you.

Yeah, you. Specifically

The Triple A Girls went bankrupt morally
Willam met some models and serviced them orally
He's probably on his way to replace us quick
Just like he fucking did to Detox and Vic
Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques
Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques!
Oh, yeah, that reminds me about that thing
The secret I've been hiding like a ding-a-ling
I did some challenges, I won a few
Oh, yeah, that's a thing called All Stars 2...
I can't blame you Adore.
They went in really harsh that first day.
And if it had been me in your position, who knows?
I might've done the same thing.

I'm just lucky, I guess
I feel blessed, but I'm stressed
I wanna be the best, I just wanna be the best
A hundred thousand dollars, it ain't that much
To fuck up your mind and all your friends that you trust
I'm sorry Coco
I'm sorry Tatianna
I'm sorry Mom, I wanna smoke some marijuana
Move on, cause it's all just a game
And it is what it is at the end of the day.





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Alaska Thunderfuck The T Comments
  1. Dinosaurio :3

    Sharoon and Chad Michaels?! :0

  2. Snac Attac

    why is this song actually kinda good

  3. Arthur bisotto

    Q MERDA ESSA TRAPPER

  4. raphael pereira

    Que bosta

  5. sanfords weird

    are you a smoker???

  6. Liah Brownღ

    I found out about this song from Shane Dawson😂😂😂

  7. Nicoly Barbosa

    Hino ❤❤❤

  8. Tony Knight

    Alaska snapped on this! This fire 🔥

  9. Russian Bot

    Wtf did I just watch... I ❤️it 😂

  10. A Nonimo

    PQP, QUE DRAG É ESSA?! Estou conhecendo agora e já estou apaixonado. Simplesmente fantástica!

  11. OWOimaperson 12

    At 1:10 I saw that as a vine 2 years ago lol and I didn’t know what it what

  12. Aragon Pika

    Alaska the next RuPaul. I'm sorry but I don't make the rules. She really is IT.

  13. Bendelacreme Superfan

    Trixie?!?!?!?! Hold up guuuurl where u come from

  14. HorseLuver4Ever

    Love that her outfit is an accumulation of her time on Drag Race.

  15. gacha demon

    I. Love your drag and i love you #dragqueen

  16. Peanut Butter

    HOLLY SHIT

    I didn’t know alaska had a channel on youtube! I’m watching all the videos right how hehe

    She’s one of my favorites in RuPaul drag race oh my goooodddd aaaaahhh ♥️♥️♥️♥️

  17. Jack Honsinger

    I will always love this song.

  18. Brian Sherrod

    I’m so mad I’m just now hearing this song. Its so damn hot! I knew Alaska had skill and we know Adore is a Star!

  19. Kat Shade

    Okay but listen to this with bass boosted 100% 🥵💕

  20. Will

    I love how at 3:33 Trixie is just chillin

    Wait what is this was foreshadowing about AS3...

  21. No one

    Alaska can thunderfuck me

  22. justanotherfangirl

    The funniest thing about this is reading the comments of straight people who found this by accident😂🏳️‍🌈

  23. Reagan Vlog101

    I really want a drag queen to do my make up like every day they always look so on point they actually bring sunshine light into my soul 😍😍😍😍

  24. Dona Amparo Bastos

    Amei.😍

  25. Arts & Crafts

    The lonely island vibes from the low tone voice

  26. 陽ʏɪɴ

    *Party.*

  27. Wormer Bros

    Shoot that shit

  28. Helen Yim

    “Let’s play women an equal wage.”YEEEEEEES

  29. Helen Yim

    My jaw fell through the floor oh my god

  30. susan aiken

    Depraved

  31. elleaina

    stumbled upon this before properly watching drag race that's why alaska has a special place in my heart

  32. Una_Sacapuntas :D

    como llegue aqui? :v

  33. Gwendolynn Walter

    your fuck awesome!

  34. Loving _Drag

    That’s tea actually

  35. Osvaldo Delgado

    How do I explain my future children about this song ?

  36. Prince Zeta RozenAzure

    Ft Adore Delano 2:31

  37. Karla satanas

    Como llegue aquí ???!! jajajaj
    Esta genial

  38. Breanna Antonucci

    Someone make a video pointing out all the references 😂

  39. Gemma Gotchi

    btw.. I think you are better than sharron needles.. idk if i make the difference, But you are my favorite drag queen from RDR

  40. Rose Tiara

    2:31
    GURL I BROUGHT YOU A KEY CAUSE YOU CAN'T SEEM TO FIND ONE

  41. American Flower

    💚💚💚💚💚

  42. Birdie Blaugrund

    like a ding a ling

  43. Dave Ferraro-Mathers

    Woah...Willam’s hot with a beard...rawr

    Dave Ferraro-Mathers

    The end

  44. Luis Solano

    1:59 I love that laugh kitty girl

  45. Maestro

    this the gayest shit I seen in my entire life

  46. Jm Kim

    2:05 the ROLASKATOX tattoo is ❤❤❤❤❤

  47. Little Flower

    Rolaskatox tattoo is hilarious and so great

  48. Alice in Whereverland

    Trixie sal de ahí esa no es tu season

  49. RealDified

    I'm watching this, because some bitch said they'd give me 10$ paypal if i watched it all.

  50. Ara Coeli

    *Subnormal*

  51. David Paris

    BITCH ❤️🤭🤤

  52. Fizzz

    this is autisma

  53. Daniel Murphy

    At least Madonna did it with taste and class. You are too trashy.

    SmokeystarOriginal

    "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap honey"

  54. asen hristov

    you are a man

  55. ck mods

    Other people watching : cool song
    Me: I LIKE BLACK TEA I LIKE BLACK D, I NEVER TOUCHED TINA AND THATS THE TEA AND I ACT MAH AGEEEEEE 😍😍😍😍😍😍

  56. Peppa Pig

    We LOVE A QUEEENNN YESSSS KILL IT HONEYYY 💕🤣💫💫💫✊✊✊

  57. Carmen Abate

    Yaaaaaas!!

  58. Viviany Viana

    My name is Alaska Thunderfuck
    And I have something to say

    I like black tea, I like black D
    I never touched Tina, and that's the T
    I know I'm what's the T, and so that I don't drink
    So you bitches probably don't even know what to think
    When you see me in the club gettin' crunk
    Acting stupid, getting drunk
    I got a hundred problems, drinkin' ain't one
    I tried to quit drinking but it's too much fun
    I keep it cute and I act my age
    And you're never ever gonna see me drunk on stage
    It's a new dawn, it's a new age
    Metallica, turn the page
    Turn the page, turn the page
    Chun Li, Streets of Rage
    I smashed some pumpkins, rat in a cage
    Let's pay women in equal wage
    No seriously, what the fuck?

    Now lets talk about my exes
    I cheated on Sharon with a guy in Texas
    I'm just kidding he was really in Florida
    But what the fuck fucking rhymes with Florida?
    We were good together but we're better apart
    And I learned a lot from that broken heart
    Sharon and Chad, I'm happy for you
    Cerrone The Cat I fucking miss you boo
    Now every breakup turned out so well
    I put a lot of really nice guys through some fucked up hell
    But then there was this one guy... Girl
    And if you have Reddit, you probably know all about this already
    Uh

    This psycho ex got heavy handed
    Tried to Death Star my whole fucking planet
    Talkin' shit, droppin' names
    Screen cappin', playin' games
    I've had it, officially!
    The bitch tried to really, really come for me!
    He crossed me like the River Styx
    But the sex was good cause I like small dicks
    (Ah ha!)

    I'm not mad, I'm not pressed
    The money's on the dresser, get dressed
    To the twunk ass messes in the meet and greet
    Tryna treat a Ru Girl like a piece of meat
    Ow! You're pullin' my hair, bitch!
    You're spillin' my dress bitch!
    You think you're a fan, but you're only a mess, bitch!
    Real fans? I fucking love you
    I'd lay myself down on the train tracks for you
    In fact, I made this fucking record for you
    Call me Delano, cause I Adore you

    Yeah, you. Specifically

    The tripple A Girls went bankrupt morally
    Willam met some models and serviced them orally
    He's probably on his way to replace us quick
    Just like he fucking did to Detox and Vic
    Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques
    Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques!
    Oh, yeah, that reminds me about that thing
    The secret I've been hiding like a ding-a-ling
    I did some challenges, I won a few
    Oh, yeah, that's a thing called All Stars 2
    I can't blame you Adore
    They went in really harsh that first day
    And if it had been me in your position, who knows?
    I might've done the same thing

    I'm just lucky, I guess
    I feel blessed, but I'm stressed
    I wanna be the best, I just wanna be the best
    A hundred thousand dollars, it ain't that much
    To fuck up your mind and all your friends that you trust
    I'm sorry Coco
    I'm sorry Tatianna
    I'm sorry Mom, I wanna smoke some marijuana
    And move on, cause it's all just a game
    And it is what it is at the end of the day

  59. Suzie Suzi

    Credo, um Pablo Vittar internacional 🙄 qual é o pior...

  60. AJ Rider

    This b**** is disgusting as FU**.... What in the actual F did I just witness :| .. Accidentally typed T in search bar also. This world is done

    Ur local Fab potatoe :3

    Sorry man... th

  61. Substansional

    Accidentaly typed T into google, who else

  62. mega leo

    Ok, I accidentally typed the letter T on google and this is what i got....

  63. Colm Cassidy

    Eminems gone downhill

  64. Sabeen Moeed

    i just looked up t-

  65. Piggy Wiggy

    Notice how Alaska was apart of 2 clicks but she won the crown & the recording contract🐍🎤

  66. Alejandro Spears

    2:19 JINKX

  67. Alejandro Spears

    I LOVE the alyssa’ laugh

  68. Richard McWolff

    Fell hard for Adore Delano on season 6 of the Race. Shame she didn't get it. I love Bianca like my luggage but Adore is fresh and cool and should have won it. I know I'm behind the times.... takes old queens time to catch up sometimes. Glad she was featured in Alaska's vid here. Props to Miss A and Love to Adore. ... gotta get your MP3 album honey child! *Kisses*

  69. Gita G.

    Alaska, I love the everythug in you for president. I'm who's that girl and let's "contatinho" by Anitta keeping a "ciranda" protecting desirable futures ? I have an endless adventure for you to just be in fact, queen. In India, Kakali sound already knows you in "makeup horrible". Subject: justice. Come to Brazil? Not now. Country not ready for tomorrow. "Put your APink number in my phone as a 911 in translation not disturbing us directly. I can't stand anymore this silence in the "sonífera ilha". Chaos and mess I can show you in design. When Brazil is ready, I post to "nobody everybody" your Come to Brazil. I'm too much tomorrow for the local news today. xoxo
    .

  70. Izaias Samuel

    Vei eu tava batendo uma
    Colo diabos vim parar aq ?????????

  71. Edina Monsoon

    i dont get it


    but i like it


    but still... wat???

  72. backtothefuture1066

    Complete shite.

  73. Shady

    ew that sucs

  74. Nicholas Baker

    im never playing street fighter again :(

  75. Vinícius Bouvier

    Mds que tiro, como vim parar aqui, algum br?

  76. amv for life

    What in the name of lord is this?

  77. Jance Thoma

    Sangat baik.

  78. Gaming Playz

    Gayyyyyy

  79. wololos

    One word:.... Yuck!

  80. NINJAPUG 101

    hey sisters 1:28

  81. NTT 96

    that bitch karen showed this to the kids and they can't stop listening to this gay shit

  82. Hiroshi

    What tha fuck is this?

  83. Full Weeb

    All I did was type T by mistake

  84. nadskyy ;[[

    mad dwarf
    bbh

  85. Adem Circir

    fuck off your a man

    aye bee

    Adem Circir yes but she’s also a very famous drag queen.

    Ur local Fab potatoe :3

    Fuck off your a mess

  86. Diogo

    But what the fuck fucking rhymes with Florida

  87. ashxi

    I thank this music video for me passing my geography exam. I would have been one mark under if this song didn't point out where Florida is

  88. MrKalius

    I just wanted to check my Twitter, but now I'm here.

  89. OpticalXray

    Ummmmm your Alaska and you have something to say ok will I hope Jasmine Masters was just unable to make it in person seeing that her coined phrase was able to make the video just saying🤔 its still a great video no shade💖💕💜💜💛💛🧡💜💕💕💖💖💖💚💝💝💝💚💙💙💙💚💖💕💕💜💜💜🧡🧡🧡💜💜💜🙅‍♀️💕

  90. Blair The Wise Viking

    I was listening to some EDM which is something I don't normally do and somehow ended up here. Where the hell am I?

  91. True WeebFacts

    Is this a girl or boy? Fucking hell i hate gay people like this, im not hating on the ones who are gay but ppl like this are really stupid

    True WeebFacts

    @aye bee 0:23 what do you say about this then

    aye bee

    True WeebFacts he’s a gay man who is also a drag queen ?
    Gurl why are u so hooked up.
    If u don’t like it just move on.

    True WeebFacts

    @aye bee Then let me move on

    aye bee

    True WeebFacts ok boomer

    True WeebFacts

    @aye bee so u still wanna move on?

  92. Cleo

    I love them all, specially Adore, Katya and Tatianna. Adore would be my husband wife, Katya my sister and Tati my best friend.

  93. Jarred

    i just wanted to go to twitter how did i get here

  94. Yanina Guerra

    putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  95. L1llaCh1ps

    well this instead of twitch

  96. emre bogaz

    aman aman nereye geldim bir anda lan alaska tanıtım filmi bakıyodum aman kardeşim anasayfaya götürün beni

  97. jrb designer alliance

    sO Mny transgraduls on one site,.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    aye bee

    jrb designer alliance lmaooo he’s a drag queen