Alaska Thunderfuck - Slaytina Lyrics

Slaytina seems to be beautiful :v

Slaytina is a great song.

In this track Alaska builds herself actually. A metaphysical projection of whoever the fuck she wants to be.
I'm going through the process of self-assembly along with the track. Powerful stuff.

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Does this sample Prince?

Christina Aguilera
Xtina
Legend X
Legendtina Goduilera
*SLAYTINA*

Damn near a year and a half and we still don't have a video for this masterpiece! 😑

Slaytina actually stands for Valentina.

Slaytina your smile is beautiful.

Hunter Harden like this song! HAHAHA

cooter slam enabled hip joints

She's almost as beautiful and talented as Amada LePore.

She looks like linda evangelista. Salytina!

What we need to add now is the artistic influence of Sasha Velour and it will be perfection

what influence?

I wonder if Violet is kicking herself for not going with Violent Chachki...

This song is exactly the right time the right song. We bleed the same

I love the fact that Alaska knew about Valentina for this song

I feel like if there was room for one more lyric there'd be a mention of having tucking abilities better than Trinity Taylor's

Her voice at the end of "a waist three inches smaller than Violent Chachkiii" gets me.

valentina?

"Slaytina your smile is beautiful!"

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAA

Take That Mask Of Your Face

So the song is about Valentina >:D?

I recive 5 more laughters the first minute i walk into a room than bob and bianca combined not because im funny its just a thing i walk into a room and everyone starts laughing exspecialy two people that ive became aquainted with when they stop laughing theyre like "why are you here" and im like "i still live here remember" and then theyre like "oh right remember we only let you live here cause we like your sister" god i love my parents

if she's so fishy she should be Slaytuna

I've been raping that replay button for the past hour 🙌🏻

dragoons used to mean something different to mean but now it fits. yes ma'am y'all are all dragoons jump high and kick ass!

Anyone gonna make a Tina Belcher tribute with this song????? cuz I am

This is basically "Beard" with different lyrics...

is this about Christina Aguilera in any way? please someone say yes and let me live the fantasy

Valentina actually

this could be such a cool rocky horror type of video like the creation of a perfect queen named slaytina

drag name dropping, the song.

SHE SAYS THE NAMES WEIRD BECAUSE SHE SUPPOSED TO BE A COMPUTERIZED VOICE ASK SIRI HOW TO SAY THERE NAMES U THINK IT WILL SAY IT LIKE U DO? NO ITS CALLED INFLECTION SOMETHING ROBOTS CANT DO IDIOTS,

Yassssss queen Alaska

can someone please do a sketch of Slaytina

Alfred L. Mugwe just look at alasky

Google Christina Aguilera 🖤

💜💜oh gawd this is it!

omg i love your music

Can someone actually photoshop this into reality! I need to see Slaytina!

Ever since season 9 started, al I hear is: "I give you... Valentina!"

Rebeca Gutierrez lol fail.

Someone did it here: https://old.reddit.com/r/rupaulsdragrace/comments/8w8pg7/graphic_design_is_clearly_my_passion_and_so_i/

as much as i love this song but how the fuck can you be be smaller then violet yet thicker then roxxy

nicholas pootlass her ass

ahh fair enough !

thicc thighs save lives!!

I imagine Slaytina having a body like Jessica Rabbit! 😍

Thick ass small waist!

This is so fucking funny to me. The whole concept. A song about the epitome of the perfect drag queen with backhanded and regular compliments to all the other queens. Fucking genius she is.

how good is this song omfg <3 SLAYTINA MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay but can Slaytina saw? Can she make a hem? I say boot ..

ha! 💗it. my new fave song which will now be on repeat just to piss my fambo off 😝

perfect😍
i love you alaska. ❤❤

This song might have been inspired by Tina Belcher and I'm loving it lol

Is this even a song.....?

yes... from the future.

Legs 5 inches smaller than Kenya Michaels
With the modeling capabilities of Penny Tration
A waist 3 inches bigger than Jaidynn Diore Fierce
Possessing the lace front capabilities of Robbie Turner
Makeup precision extracted from the Coco Montrese
Eyebrows fleeked from Derrick Barry personal instagram
Hair less voluminous than Sasha Velour
Featuring fish resin extracted from the DNA of Milk
Comedic skills receiving 5 less laughs per minute than Roxxxy Andrews
Lips molded from a compositive of Monique Heart and Valentina
Breast constructed using the actual tissue of Alexis Mateo
Thicker and juicier than Violet Chachki
Porcelain veneers handcrafted using the blueprints of Alyssa Edwards
With cooter-slam enabled hip joints stolen from the living body of Kim Chi

I'm dying! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

RIHONCÉTA AHAHAHAHHHHAHA

I cannot. bitch

underrated comment!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES WE LIIIIIIIIIVE

I imagine a robot megatron model being formed and created by the hands of Alaska

"Cooter-slam enabled hip joints" jfc

RuPaul has to play Slaytina in the video.

Would of been more perfect if Slaytina had Adore's vocal range/singing capabilities LOL.

This track GOES IN!! XX

I live for the fact that the only queen alaska pronounces right is katya zamolodchikova lmao

Mariana Maia and naomi smalls

Mariana Maia Lady Bunny, Michelle Visage, Courtney Act

Not really though? It's pronounced without the first o, and the last one is more of an 'uh.'

Gurls... take it easy! I actually joked about this because Alaska always pronounces ''Katya Zamolodchikova'' purposely wrong, so I screamed when she did perfectly in the music. It's not like I'm doing an orthoepy analysis on slaytina or something lol

yeah but she said bianca del ray o

I like how she basically gets Katya Zamolodchikova correct but no one else lol

George Lake you forgot lady bunny, bob the drag queen and Michelle visage.

the hardest one to say lol

Lips molded from a composite of DetOX!! 👄💋

and raven! ✨

raul r More like Reyvonne tbh

Violent Chachki
Raja the Jiminy
Kim Chy
Vivienne Pinnet
Bianca del Reo
Dettox and Rayvonne
Roxxxy Ondrews
Phy Phy Owhora and Teera Sonchez
Jiggly Colente

This is like. The audio equivalent of shitposts during offseason.

reyvonne

She got Michelle right.
Nobody fucks with Michelle Visage.
If you do, to quote Merle Ginsberg's Drag Race wiki page, you will be "Assassinated by her Tits".

"Katya Salmonochkova"

Courtney Acct

It kinda reminds me of Dogma by KMFDM.

I feel like I'm on a meth trip in this song

#DragRaceGoals

" Porcelain veneers handcrafted using the blueprints of Phi Phi O'Hara and Tyra Sanchez " dying lol

Killer ..... forealz

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Y gdj ydh guvhnvegmguhgjxj

She needs to make a music video of this!

Luna Moon yeah with everyone mentioned in it too

+INTJ XX Oh

SICKENING

Wow can't believe Alaska invented music with this song

love this

Bitch did it again! This makes me want to dance my ass off. Come on Mama! Slay #Slaytina #TeamAlaska #QueenOfSnakes

Only Alaska could give me this song for my reaction to be: this is great

is Slaytina is about Christina Aguilera?

It could be for us love ;) We already know Xtina SLAAAAAAAAAYZZZZZZA!!! #LEGEND #QUEEN

.....lol

Obviously it's about Legendtina Goduilera 🖤 Do you even gotta ask? 👑

It's Valentina's Song