Alaska Thunderfuck - Ru Girl Lyrics




Start your engines

It's Alaska, bitch!

It was always my dream to get on the Race
So I let Sharon Needles sit on my face
She called up Ru' She said "yoohoo"
Then I'm in the top three like bing-bang-boom
I'm just kidding that's not how it went
I auditioned five times cuz' I couldn't pay my rent
I worked my pussy off, got my pussy on
Now I got the world on my head like Lashauwn

I'm a Ru Girl
I'm a Ru Girl
A motherfucking Ru Girl
Who are you, girl?
I'm a Ru Girl
I'm a Ru Girl
A motherfucking Ru Girl
Who are you, girl?
And I make more money than you girl

30,000 followers 60,000 likes
Make more in a minute than you'll make in your life
Celebrity, like overnight
I got Carmen on my left and Manila on my right
I'm sitting with Manila
I'm sitting with Manila
No I'm actually sitting with Manila
No more holes in my pantyhose
Making money like Dawson, thousand loads

I'm a Ru Girl
I'm a Ru Girl
A motherfucking Ru Girl
Who are you, girl?
I'm a Ru Girl
I'm a Ru Girl
A motherfucking Ru Girl
Who are you, girl?
And I make more money than you girl

This is for the one talking shit on my page
Guess I be a dick to minimum wage
Haters gonna hate. That's a fact
Tiny little dicks come at you on my ballsack
Talk shit bitch, I'll find it
Shit on your chest with my phone and I'll Vine it
Say hi to your mom. you live in her house
I'm the one who wiped my dick on her blouse

I'm a Ru Girl
I'm a Ru Girl
A motherfucking Ru Girl
Who are you, girl?
I'm a Ru Girl
I'm a Ru Girl
A motherfucking Ru Girl
Who are you, girl?
And I make more money than you girl

Porkchop, Tammie, Akashia, Jade
Ongina, Chanel, Rebecca, Nina, Bebe
Shangela, Nicole Page Brooks
Mystique, Sonique
Morgan and Sahara
Jessica, Pandora, Tatianna
Juju, Raven, Raven, Tyra
Venus, Pheonix, Mimi, India, Mariah, Stacy, Delta
And Shangela again
Really? Okay

Carmen, Yara, Alexis, Manila
Raja, Raja, Raja, Raja won
Alisa, Lashauwn, Princess, Laqueer
Milan, Jiggly, Willam and Dita
Kenya, Latrice, Phi Phi, Chad
Sharon is my boo
Sharon is my boo

Penny, Serena, MBH
Vivienne, Honey, Lineysha and Jade
Ivy, Alyssa, Coco, Detox, Detox, Detox, Roxxxy
Alaska
Alaska
Alaska
And some other bitch
And all you hoes trying to get on season 6
I don't give a fuck you could suck a bag of dicks
You're not in my song. It won't last long
See you on All Stars! Bitch I'm gone

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!





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Alaska Thunderfuck Ru Girl Comments
  1. Copper Sssnek

    is this dissing yolandi? O_o
    (and what'a a ru girl?)

  2. Pablo Riestra Aedo

    🌈💗😂

  3. giuseppe sestito

    *clears throat* HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE‼️‼️‼️

  4. VVD VVDiv

    Фу, бля. Мерзость

  5. Alex Royce

    Came back to this video to say that it's so underrated. It's a cinematic masterpiece and also perfectly chronicles a very dark and chaotic period in Alaska's life. When she writes “careful what you fish for” on that mirror... a genius.

  6. dev

    nobody:

    me: [in a raspy voice]
    START. YOUR. ENGINES.

  7. John Labasano

    SETTING ON MANILA

  8. Daniel Stephen

    YAS stan Miz Cracker before she was RU girl

  9. Gandalf LP

    Why does this remind me of "Rich bitch" by "die Antwoord"?

  10. labellav1103

    At least she predicted All Stars!! QUEEEN!!

  11. Martin Winter

    Everytime I rewatch it - It always blows my mind that this classic still hasen't reached 1mio views yet.

  12. Nightcore Of Myth

    Check out my Nightcore of this at:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhH6Fs8QGb4

  13. amanda easton

    I LOVE RU PAUL

  14. Ka Dz

    I love how Alaska is loyal to Ru

  15. Alevudú

    AMO a este engendro genial!!! <3 <3 <3

  16. Sabakin Life

    Ru Girl = Russian Girl

  17. Commentator541

    0:50 That daydrag make up looked painful, Ouch! Crustacean come thru :D Cake come thru!

  18. Lily Franey

    This video is a masterpiece but really does sum up a dark time

  19. josie buboltz

    THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!

  20. Sydney DuLong

    Do a part 2

  21. 80% sexy 20% disgusting

    LITERALLY MY FAVORITE PART IS “It was always my dream to get on the race so I let Sharon Needles sit on my face, she called up Ru, She said yo ho I’m in the top 3 like BINGBANGBOOM”

  22. Welshy

    "alaska, alaska, alaska and some other bitch"

  23. Archivist Sethia

    LOL RHEA, I SAW YOU!~

  24. Vic The Conqueror

    If you edit out the music when he says Ru Girl it sounds like asmr.

  25. orange11squares

    100% satanic....

    David Perez

    orange11squares who are you, girl?

  26. lune78

    "See you on All Stars" SHE KNEW.

  27. Eraia Staunton

    IMA Ru gurl

  28. Shelley Attias

    liked the die antword reference

  29. Marcin KOWALSKI

    Jaka kurwa girl Fucking mutant

  30. Goodwin Horton

    One of the sexiest Ru Girls.

  31. 123 321

    DIe Antwoord, rich bitch

  32. Dan David Vale Cruz

    I don't know but this alone beats the pokerap

  33. LucieOtter

    I love how Jinkx says in her single "Friends" that she's close to Alaska, and Alaska just goes with "some other bitch" <3 Queen of snakes!

  34. camzzz bebita

    Llegué aquí por la gia gunn

  35. Becca K

    THIS IS ONE OF HER BEST SONGS WHERE THE VIEWS AT THO

  36. amargie v

    God in my mind I hear Yolandi's I'm a rich bitch a motherfucking rich bitch

  37. Juan Carlos Bonilla Pereira

    Start your engine

    It's alaska, bitch!

    It was always my dream to get on the race
    So i let sharon needles sit on my face
    She called up ru' she said "yoohoo"
    Then i'm in the top three like bing-bang-boom

    I'm just kidding that's not how it went
    I auditioned five times cuz' i couldn't pay my rent
    I worked my pussy off, got my pussy on
    Now i got the world on my head like lashawnd

    I'm a ru girl
    I'm a ru girl
    A motherfucking ru girl
    Who are you, girl?
    I'm a ru girl
    I'm a ru girl
    A motherfucking ru girl
    Who are you, girl?
    And i make more money than you girl

    30,000 followers 60,000 likes
    Make more in a minute than you'll make in your life
    Celebrity, like overnight
    I got carmen on my left and manila on my right
    I'm sitting with manila
    I'm sitting with manila
    No i'm actually sitting with manila
    No more holes in my pantyhose
    Making money like dawson, thousand loads

    I'm a ru girl
    I'm a ru girl
    A motherfucking ru girl
    Who are you, girl?
    I'm a ru girl
    I'm a ru girl
    A motherfucking ru girl
    Who are you, girl?
    And i make more money than you girl

    This is for the one talking shit on my page
    Guess i be a dick to minimum wage
    Haters gonna hate. that's a fact
    Tiny little dicks come at you on my ballsack
    Talk shit bitch, i'll find it
    Shit on your chest with my phone and i'll vine it
    Say hi to your mom. you live in her house
    I'm the one who wiped my dick on her blouse

    I'm a ru girl
    I'm a ru girl
    A motherfucking ru girl
    Who are you, girl?
    I'm a ru girl
    I'm a ru girl
    A motherfucking ru girl
    Who are you, girl?
    And i make more money than you girl

    Porkchop, tammie, akashia, jade
    Ongina, chanel, rebecca, nina, bebe
    Shangela, nicole page brooks
    Mystique, sonique
    Morgan and sahara
    Jessica, pandora, tatianna
    Juju, raven, raven, tyra
    Venus, pheonix, mimi, india, mariah, stacy, delta
    And shangela again
    Really? okay

    Carmen, yara, alexis, manila
    Raja, raja, raja, raja won
    Alisa, lashauwn, princess, laqueer
    Milan, jiggly, willam and dita
    Kenya, latrice, phi phi, chad
    Sharon is my boo
    Sharon is my boo

    Penny, serena, mbh
    Vivienne, honey, lineysha and jade
    Ivy, alyssa, coco, detox, detox, detox, roxxxy
    Alaska
    Alaska
    Alaska
    And some other bitch
    And all you hoes trying to get on season 6
    I don't give a fuck you could suck a bag of dicks
    You're not in my song. it won't last long
    See you on all stars! bitch i'm gone

    Bye!

  38. Kylie

    3:30 is that milk or sonique?

    Ricardo Rivera

    Ashley Don't deport me pls that’s Rhea Litre

  39. Imtiyaaz Cassiem

    End line should've been: " See you all-stars bitch I won!!💅"

  40. trixie amor

    how did I not know about thisss

  41. voltaïc

    The chorus is sampled from rich bitch - die antwoord

  42. h . e a t h e r

    I love you girl, you are my ultimate queen! ♥ #AlaskaForThePresident

  43. Ladyflo

    2013??! Just seeing this

  44. Vio Lee

    Start your engines

    It's Alaska, bitch!

    It was always my dream to get on the Race
    So I let Sharon Needles sit on my face
    She called up Ru' She said "yoohoo"
    Then I'm in the top three like bing-bang-boom
    I'm just kidding that's not how it went
    I auditioned five times cuz' I couldn't pay my rent
    I worked my pussy off, got my pussy on
    Now I got the world on my head like Lashauwn

    [Chorus]
    I'm a Ru Girl
    I'm a Ru Girl
    A motherfucking Ru Girl
    Who are you, girl?
    I'm a Ru Girl
    I'm a Ru Girl
    A motherfucking Ru Girl
    Who are you, girl?
    And I make more money than you girl

    30,000 followers 60,000 likes
    Make more in a minute than you'll make in your life
    Celebrity, like overnight
    I got Carmen on my left and Manila on my right
    I'm sitting with Manila
    I'm sitting with Manila
    No I'm actually sitting with Manila
    No more holes in my pantyhose
    Making money like Dawson, thousand loads

    [Chorus]

    This is for the one talking shit on my page
    Guess I be a dick to minimum wage
    Haters gonna hate. That's a fact
    Tiny little dicks come at you on my ballsack
    Talk shit bitch, I'll find it
    Shit on your chest with my phone and I'll Vine it
    Say hi to your mom. you live in her house
    I'm the one who wiped my dick on her blouse

    [Chorus]

    Porkchop, Tammie, Akashia, Jade
    Ongina, Chanel, Rebecca, Nina, Bebe
    Shangela, Nicole Page Brooks
    Mystique, Sonique
    Morgan and Sahara
    Jessica, Pandora, Tatianna
    Juju, Raven, Raven, Tyra
    Venus, Pheonix, Mimi, India, Mariah, Stacy, Delta
    And Shangela again
    Really? Okay

    Carmen, Yara, Alexis, Manila
    Raja, Raja, Raja, Raja won
    Alisa, Lashauwn, Princess, Laqueer
    Milan, Jiggly, Willam and Dita
    Kenya, Latrice, Phi Phi, Chad
    Sharon is my boo
    Sharon is my boo
    Penny, Serena, MBH
    Vivienne, Honey, Lineysha and Jade
    Ivy, Alyssa, Coco, Detox, Detox, Detox, Roxxxy
    Alaska
    Alaska
    Alaska
    And some other bitch
    And all you hoes trying to get on season 6
    I don't give a fuck you could suck a bag of dicks
    You're not in my song. It won't last long
    See you on All Stars! Bitch I'm gone

    BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  45. lily horsey

    THE SHADE THROWN AT JINKX

  46. Falling Angel

    Yas Queen you uwinit

  47. Beatriz

    why sharon always gotta be in your music omg

  48. sad happy

    Alaska is the skinniest queen on drag race, even more than Violet Chachki, LOOK AT HUH!

  49. DustSeeker163

    Alaska should share this again this is amazing
    SHE DID SHOW UP TO ALL STARS DIDNT SHE

  50. fat latina

    my friend wants to make me watch kpop all i say is but I'm a ru girl

  51. bilixodze channel

    this is sick

  52. Alexis Zendejas

    Fuck this is so good. Love u Alaska

  53. Sophie Windisch

    national anthem

  54. Jade

    Name calling starts at 2:32

  55. Naz Ursua

    Just now hearing this master piece.

  56. Colleen Hann

    I'm a rich bitch.. lol nice

  57. Jonnathan Castiblanco

    Is that really Carmen to the right?

  58. Lee Sem

    like if youre hearing Jinkx's giggling at the end

  59. Villa C

    upssss jajaja https://youtu.be/8bdeizHM9OU

  60. Emma Forbes

    She actually is so iconic, and i am quaking

  61. ibrahim x

    she should make a part 2 of this song

    Florence Flowers

    Agreed!

  62. Super Nova

    Cmon Alaska that Is rich bitch...

  63. John Orozco

    Alaska iz ugly drag queen
    she busted as fuck hahahah !111!

  64. Alaska’s Anuss

    The fact that this got posted two days before Alaska and Sharon broke up literally kills me.

  65. Renee Birman

    😍😍😍

  66. Liz Puckett

    Allusia!!

  67. high lighter

    Shangela... AGAIN???
    HAHAHAHAH ME

  68. SpaceGhost?

    3:26 is that Magnolia?

  69. linc

    "see you on all stars bitch im gone"

  70. SueAnne Tucker

    (CONT) then your the one who does not fit in with the status quo, But seriously though these beats are tight and I know if you keep givin' Honey I'll keep taking it every single "inch" Your fan for life SueAnne

  71. SueAnne Tucker

    (CONT) after all we don't live in her shoes & none of y'all live in mine as long as love is the final out come how can that be wrong. It Can't Hear Me World Love Comes in All different Flavors Baby & if your not down with the way this world is ...

  72. SueAnne Tucker

    This "woman" is true to who she is and I don't believe any opologies coming any time soon & why should she I am thankful that we are getting more & more tolerant of people being people ..

  73. Mel Richo

    That's a meaty tuuuuck

  74. Ombre Nightcores

    My favorite queen has always been Jinkx but that insult was perfection ☆♡

  75. Rach Today

    Well hello Ms Rhea!

  76. Rach Today

    RuPaul Drives...ChiChi Larue brought me back.

  77. Harmbow Salem

    Love you!

  78. Maddy Hardin

    Idk how I even got to this video wtf

  79. Rodrigo Bastos

    I wish someone would do an up-to-date RuGirlRap

    Martin Winter

    Rodrigo Bastos she does in her live shows

  80. Donovan Montgomery

    Why is it a big thing if a drag queen is on Rupaul's drag race?

    Kenzie Reeve

    because it gives them international exposure, drag race is all the xposure to the drag world that a shockingly large number of people get

  81. maya

    ROCK IT RU GURL

  82. Alexandre d’Iemanjá

    EU AMO ESSA MÚSICA

  83. MAR

    Am I the only one who thinks Alaska literally looks like Gaga in 0:46 ?

  84. TWIN TV

    He was right about being on Allstars

  85. Khiari Johnson

    When she attacked rhea I was screaming

  86. Brooke Hofstedt

    Alaska is amazing

  87. Seraph BJD

    Alaska is fucking bae

  88. Rowan Archer

    Bwak bwak. -Detox

  89. Alan jorge

    Desde essa epoca ela já sabia que ia ganhar o AllStars

  90. Madeline D'orleans

    XD rich bitch !

  91. Инжалид Цомманд

    Сотрите это видео нахуй

    Bryne Josava

    😂😂😂

  92. lora lepore

    i love it B-)

  93. Alyssa v2

    When this was posted two days before their breakup... *makes little poundcake face and sticks up middle finger*

    acacia DiLaurentis

    Valentina's Attitude oh on my birthday great

  94. missterregaga

    This music video deserves much more views tho

  95. missterregaga

    G-E-N-I-U-S

  96. Cassandra Loehrlein

    Omg Alaska you knew you'd win Allstars 2 before it was a real conceived idea.! 😍❤️😘

  97. PeaSweetGina

    Love it

  98. Star Fire

    Alaskas impression of Jade and Alyssa and that Tyra moment gets me every time 😂