Alaska Thunderfuck - Ride For AIDS Lyrics




I'm a modern privileged gay
You spend most evenings on your back
Disposable income everyday
I think it’s time that we both give back,
Turn off Doctor Oz,
Ride a bike for a good cause,
Raise some dough for our friends who are pos

Training, sweating - that shit hurts.
Feel the wind blowing in your hair
Trading in our mini-skirts
For some fashionable active wear
I still don’t see the appeal,
Plus I can’t ride a bike in heels
But just think how good you’ll feel
I can make my rump hurt better for a weekend

Get your ass to San Francisco,
Then ride down to LA.
Safety first so wear a helmet.
Bitch I said “No way!”
How ‘bout I ride a flat-bed?
I’ll look cute and pay for gas.
Cause you know I love a road trip,
But Clif Bar tastes like ass.

You’re a shady fucking drag queen.
Probably going straight to hell.
But then you do a little AIDS ride.
...And the PR goes well.
I'll look like a real good person,
With generous charity ways.
Oh, I’ll make a stank face baby,
But I’ll ride for AIDS.

Are you a Starbucks lover, Willam?
(I don’t know what that means)
Is there WiFi on this thing?
I will beat you with your selfie stick!
Young man, sexual body wear,
Plus the Lycra shows off his dick.
Oh my gosh! The view is right.
I will bike all through the night.
Pitch a tent it feels so nice.

So each mile that I go,
Makes the donations pile on up.
Plus we get free Gatorade.
Can I get some backup in my…
Shut your mouth you’ll swallow a bug.
It’s a nice break from drag and drugs,
Plus I get to shake these big jugs.
(I knew we should’ve asked that Aussie whatshername to come.)

You’re a shady fucking drag queen,
Probably going straight to hell.
But then you do a little AIDS ride,
And the PR goes well.
I'll look like a real good person,
With generous charity ways.
I’ll make a stank face baby,
But I ride for AIDS.

So please follow up and donate,
TofightHIV.org
Give a little and you’ll get back.
It’ll be a smorgasbord.
Give some cash if you ain’t got time,
Good karma gets you laid.
And we’ll make a stank face baby,
But we’ll ride for AIDS.

Please don’t sue us Taylor Swift,
We’re do-gooders.
Gave you credit right down there in the footer.
Please don’t sue us Taylor Swift,
We’re do-gooders.
Go and donate to the site in the footer.

You’re a shady fucking drag queen, (HIV!)
Probably going straight to hell. (Stops with me!)
But then you do a little AIDS ride,
And the PR goes well. (Get your ass on the bike!)
You’re like a real good person, (Ride a unicycle if you want to!)
With generous charity ways.
I’ll make a stank face baby,
But I ride for AIDS. (Or you can rollerblade if your super fruity gay!)

So please follow up and donate, (Donate!)
TofightHIV.org. (org!)
Give a little and you’ll get back,
It’ll be a smorgasbord.
Give some cash if you ain’t got time,
Good karma gets you laid.
And we’ll make a stank face baby,
But we’ll ride for AIDS





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Alaska Thunderfuck Ride For AIDS Comments
  1. Staplers Break

    I'm a fuckin saint

  2. Marcie

    “Raise some dough for our friends who are poooooz” so cute

  3. Simon Kefas

    Good cause bad song

  4. Brennen Wilson

    2 of my favorite people EVER!!!

  5. angela duffield

    Love willam.......

  6. Edward Brock

    Totally Love the guy in the speedo!

  7. fatdudewh33lchair

    “I’m a fucking saint!”

  8. John Farris

    Did you know many people believe that many diseases even from before mans existence, is frozen in the Ice Caps and can unfreeze at anytime.

  9. fatdudewh33lchair

    Clif bars taste like ah... DELICIOUS!

  10. fatdudewh33lchair

    “I’m a fucking saint!”

  11. Name Banana

    Nice to see The Princess. Don’t know if they’re friends, but I liked her on her season

  12. Headshot Ville87

    Alaska makeup is so hateful in this one... Wow

  13. Dylan Brown

    Who is the dude with the orange hair @ me if you know?

  14. fatdudewh33lchair

    “It’s a nice break from drag and drugs”
    “Plus I get to shake these big jugs!” 2:02

  15. Timothy Morigeau

    I love them!

  16. Tuan Tran

    Was I the only one that thought Willam said "I'm a bottom privileged gay"?

  17. Lonnie Walker

    LMFAO I love Willam. I know this is 3 years old but every time I listen to it I can't help but donate a few bucks and sing along:)

  18. Hegincha Guite

    Somebody help us to cure please! I need to be cure once again, bcoz I have to break up my boyfren bicoz of my drugs from ART. He hates me now. But I gonna miss him ! 😩😢😭🤕🤕🤕

  19. sparkle baby girl

    UNDERRATED

  20. Airoh Walker

    This is amazing!

  21. SarahTheNerdIsGay

    In the beginning Willam looks like Courtney lmao

  22. Fernando Parra Bortí

    This is lit.

  23. Jay Montoya

    "You're a shit fucking drag queen, prolly going straight to hell"
    "Most likely"

  24. Nic Petersen

    I wonder if they got sued

  25. Felicia McDaneld

    The BEST line ever "Rollerblade if you're super fruity gay"! 😂 I died!

  26. boudicca storm

    This is so fucking awesome <3

  27. Chris Morlock

    Omg is that Davey wavey

  28. Earl Payton

    I love this. It’s fun and it sends a positive message ❤️ William is that bitch 😍

  29. Jarvis Lorry

    Can someone please explain me the Starbucks part? :c

  30. seyonce queen B

    love this video

  31. animal Temple 4343

    Alaska get it right

  32. Abby Ni Loingsigh

    Excuse me where is Courtney

  33. Earl Payton

    I love this

  34. Fabiola de Carvalho

    Be a good girl Taylor, lol I love Willam!!!

  35. iWajdi

    I love it sso much ..

  36. dis naga

    Gaga -that you

  37. Janice Dickinyourson

    Did anyone else see Princess :) ?

  38. Starr Eliza

    William I have to say I love your body suit with the hood..you both are beautiful<3

  39. RedRoseKitten

    willams body is always on piont :° and her singing voice absolutely amazing♡

  40. Margaret Dale

    OH MY GOSH you 2 together is 100% amazing!!!!!

  41. Victor Faria

    I need to know the name of the guy with USA underwear, is for homework 😹

  42. Rachell X

    The lil' poundcake doll was here 2 years ago I'm living for it

  43. Nauchara Keo

    Taylor should b blessed they covered her...

  44. XCrew Pinapple

    Was that The Princess?

  45. Iwan Ng

    excuse me ? disposable income everyday ? ahahaha i barely pay my apartment rent 😞

  46. KawaiiKentral

    I got an ad for HIV awareness right before this I'm screaming

  47. Colby Lara

    Hey Willam. YOU ARE NOT A MILLENNIAL. You're too old. Aren't you like 40?

    L B

    Colby Lara he is only 34.

  48. krysmurff

    YOU CAN ROLLERBLAAAAADE IF YOUR SUPER FRUITY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. Best part of the fucking song.

  49. Bert B

    Great Song Girls XOX

  50. Rui Reis

    watch out Taylor swift!!!

  51. Mister Winkybluff

    How is this under a mil

  52. John Jones

    Who's the cute guy at 2:10? I know I've seen him in something, just can't place it.

  53. Hailey Hospital

    can I go to hell if Williams going

  54. Jess S

    Seriously this video should have so many more views it's amazing !!!

  55. Shelby Louise

    Was princess there?

  56. Ruby O'Neill

    POUND CAKE

  57. Lisaa

    alaska needs to sing more like this only heard a handful over time where she sings proper

  58. Tina

    Subliminal advertiser.

  59. NÉRÉIDE

    "You can roller blade if you're *Super Fruity Gay*

  60. Mallaboo Paris

    😍😘😘😘😍😘😘

  61. harajuku hoe

    i want that paondcake doll

  62. Nelson the hoe

    "is there wifi on this thing?" me everywhere

  63. Gabriel Gil

    Forget Lady Gaga and Beyoncè, these are our Queens.

    Kevin Van Dijk

    Beyonce Lemonade yaz

    Dom H.

    Except for Mother and Bey have actual talent

  64. Bella S

    I liked lil pound cakes cameo

  65. Monique77-

    "I'm a fucking saint."

  66. Key's Dirty Prada

    You know you've succeeded when every time I hear Blank Space on the radio I sing the lyrics to this instead.

  67. Irwing Morgado

    Willam looks like Kristin Chenoweth at the beginning

  68. Peyton Miller

    This is my happy song ❤❤❤

  69. Nicholas Strassburg

    the don't sue us Taylor part had me dying.

    Nelson the hoe

    same lmao

  70. itsDeki

    Willam best song💎

  71. Simjo

    I want the lil poundcake doll

  72. Anna Barker

    1:18 "I'm a fucking saint!" <3

  73. Deakin A

    Okay, where can I get that gorgeous skirt at 2:30?!

  74. Shamira

    Alaska at 3:08 😍

  75. taj the shady queen

    1 year ago, today!

  76. Nate Parris

    that courtney riff killed me

  77. Alluring Agony

    Alaska is so beautiful. Her padding is amazing as well as her style.

  78. Jeny George

    willam Belli So Beautiful and Perfect

  79. Nicole Masaki

    This is wonderful!!!!!

  80. Hyun Su Kim

    😍😍

  81. omegamangos1

    I just realized one of the biker guys was Davey Wavey! Thats awesome!!

  82. Patrick stoner Cleary

    Omg Alaska I fucking love your voice 😍

  83. Hannah Willadsen

    i was actually dancing to this song >-<

  84. Charlie King

    Please tell me Taylor has seen this!!! :D

  85. Oscar Galvan

    I just gotta say willams music is the only queen I actually really like

    Mason D.

    You should look up Alaska's or Jinkx's mjsic

    Charlotte Deacon

    Oscar Galvan What about adore or Courtney??

  86. Christine Riutzel

    It's a Monday night and I'll I ever want to do is watch Drag race reruns and Willam on Youtube.

  87. IlkeaPikkuMyy

    Lil pound cake 😂

  88. Soulless Is Dead Inside

    I love this :D

  89. #Music- for- you!

    brilliant

  90. howudoin135

    1:09 My response when someone tells me I'm going to hell. :)

  91. Tatianna Mann

    how did you get Davey wavey to put on a shirt?????

  92. Šarūnas Kubilius

    I need that Lil' Poundcake doll

  93. Dakotah Velencia

    Not sure if that's the princess or Elliot rentz...

  94. myxomyceter

    Alaska doesn't sound like Alaska though

  95. Rachel Murphy

    Probably should've asked that Aussie what's her name to come huh

  96. Shaun Todd

    I'm Poz, and a huge fan of Willam and Alaksa. I ADORE this. Thank you both for your time and talent for this worthy cause. With more efforts like this, we WILL find a cure in our lifetime. I can't say thank you enough!

  97. Lindsey

    You can rollerblade if you're super fruity gay😂

    Mark Alexander

    What's the hardest part of rollerblading?





    Telling your parents you're gay

  98. Philgeta

    If you think about it too long, Willam's genius can scare the living shit out of you...

  99. Jack Howell

    "you can rollerblade, if you super fruity gay!"

  100. Yoshin D

    Where's Courtney???? In this video?