Alaska Thunderfuck - I Invented That Lyrics




[Jackie Beat & Alaska:]
These young bitches owe me everything!
I'm like the Thomas Edison of drag!
Who's that?
I should've fucking trademarked my makeup
Your makeup is terrible..

Singing live?
I invented that
Big hair?
I invented that
Shaved brows?
I invented that
Giant lips?
Invented that
Rocking nails?
I invented that
Lower lashes?
That was me
Ladies shoes?
You're looking at her
Doing drag?
Invented that

[Jackie Beat:]
Have your fun 'cause its all been done
I invented that
It's plain to see you're all mopping me
I invented that

I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!

[Alaska & Jackie Beat:]
Serving it?
I invented that
Throwing shade?
I invented that
Phoning it in?
I invented that
AIDS jokes?
Yep!
Back fat?
What did you say?
Hairy shoulders?
Excuse me?
Thunder thighs?
Uh, what the fuck?
Sasquatch feet?
YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

[Jackie Beat:]
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!

I invented that!
I invented that!
I invented that!
I invented that!

[Alaska & Jackie Beat:]
But what about Divine?
Bitch stole from me all the time!
What about Lady Bunny?
That man's not even funny
What about Dame Edna?
I'm gonna ignore what you just said-na
What about RuPaul?
Let me ask my lawyer! Mhm? Right, okay
Ask me again
What about RuPaul?
I have no problem with her at all!
Gurl. Take it easy

[Jackie Beat:]
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!

I invented that!
I invented that!
I invented that!
I invented that!





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Alaska Thunderfuck I Invented That Comments
  1. jojoko

    What happened to the music video?”?

  2. brendon snowdon

    What about Alaska ? 🐍

  3. Television Trekkie

    Alaska does a track with Jackie and everyone is 100 points behind music wise lol Jackie is - without drag racer radical. Before it.. hence invented that.

  4. Alexander Blue Rose

    It sounds so much like Partynauseous LMAO

  5. Precious Rue

    😍😍😍 I invented that. 😂

  6. java watson

    So catchy

  7. Isidro Ortega

    Lol am I the only one that heard "mopping" instead of mocking ?

    zebilix

    because it does say mopping

  8. foxsleeps

    ok tbh tho the lyrics are so smart: "im like the thomas edison of drag" and thomas edison p much stole everything from assistants and took credit for it

  9. Ivan Chagas

    I bet Alexis is gonna sing this song.

    Kati Casey

    Ivan Chagas Yeah and then she's gonna say she wrote the song lol

  10. Leonardo Fabri

    BEST SONG BY FAR!
    What about Rupaul?
    Let me ask my lawyers! 😂

  11. Delcina Laughery

    "What about RuPaul?"
    "Let me ask my lawyer"
    LOL

  12. Jorge Garcia

    I thought it was Manila Luzon singing this

    Isidro Ortega

    Jorge Garcia omg me too

  13. Gabriel Herrera

    omg Alaska thunder I love your album and this song is now stuck in my head for the rest of my life like most of her songs

    Miz Nofiziksoläjika

    right I was fucking laying down and I was thinking about the chorus and I'm just like "what song is this again..." and I had to look it up again cuz it was just stuck in my head. xD

  14. Ivana Tuck

    these young bitches owe me everything

  15. A. Mears

    Anyone else hear lil Jon ?

  16. hellsgate09

    Why do I keep hearing Roxxxy Andrews in Jackie Beats' parts... but... you know, having it actually sound good like it's coming from a Roxxxy Andrews that can sing?

    Kyle Roberts

    hellsgate09 I hear Delta

  17. Vi Vacious

    yess Alaska xoxoxoxo Jackie Beat

  18. NOWIAMFAMOUS

  19. Drag Music

    Get Alaska's new album "Poundcake":
    On iTunes - http://apple.co/2cT0fwD
    Amazon - http://amzn.to/2dhiUx8
    Google Play - http://bit.ly/2efSyh2

    Stream the album on:
    Spotify - http://spoti.fi/2dcjbGi
    TIDAL - http://bit.ly/2eoZAnx

  20. Unsense

    Not Drag Race Hall of Famer Miss Alaska allowing a bit of shade at Ru in her album lmaoooo. Jackie Beat is fantastic.

  21. ɴαɴα TM

    não acredito que a Alaska inventou a invenção

  22. Rain Bo

    😍😍😍

  23. K jai

    liiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyyyfe..... u gave me that