Alaska Thunderfuck - I Invented That Lyrics
[Jackie Beat & Alaska:]
These young bitches owe me everything!
I'm like the Thomas Edison of drag!
Who's that?
I should've fucking trademarked my makeup
Singing live?
I invented that
Big hair?
I invented that
Shaved brows?
I invented that
Giant lips?
Invented that
Rocking nails?
Lower lashes?
That was me
Ladies shoes?
You're looking at her
Doing drag?
Invented that
[Jackie Beat:]
Have your fun 'cause its all been done
It's plain to see you're all mopping me
I invented that
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!
[Alaska & Jackie Beat:]
Serving it?
I invented that
Throwing shade?
Phoning it in?
I invented that
AIDS jokes?
Yep!
Back fat?
What did you say?
Hairy shoulders?
Excuse me?
Thunder thighs?
Uh, what the fuck?
Sasquatch feet?
YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
[Jackie Beat:]
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!
I invented that!
I invented that!
I invented that!
I invented that!
[Alaska & Jackie Beat:]
But what about Divine?
Bitch stole from me all the time!
What about Lady Bunny?
That man's not even funny
What about Dame Edna?
I'm gonna ignore what you just said-na
What about RuPaul?
Let me ask my lawyer! Mhm? Right, okay
Ask me again
What about RuPaul?
I have no problem with her at all!
Gurl. Take it easy
[Jackie Beat:]
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!
I-N-V-E-N-T-E-D
I INVENTED THAT!
I invented that!
I invented that!
I invented that!
I invented that!
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- Mariah Carey - O Holy Night
- Mariah Carey - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
Alaska Thunderfuck I Invented That Comments
What happened to the music video?”?
What about Alaska ? 🐍
Alaska does a track with Jackie and everyone is 100 points behind music wise lol Jackie is - without drag racer radical. Before it.. hence invented that.
It sounds so much like Partynauseous LMAO
😍😍😍 I invented that. 😂
So catchy
Lol am I the only one that heard "mopping" instead of mocking ?
because it does say mopping
ok tbh tho the lyrics are so smart: "im like the thomas edison of drag" and thomas edison p much stole everything from assistants and took credit for it
I bet Alexis is gonna sing this song.
Ivan Chagas Yeah and then she's gonna say she wrote the song lol
BEST SONG BY FAR!
What about Rupaul?
Let me ask my lawyers! 😂
"What about RuPaul?"
"Let me ask my lawyer"
LOL
I thought it was Manila Luzon singing this
Jorge Garcia omg me too
omg Alaska thunder I love your album and this song is now stuck in my head for the rest of my life like most of her songs
right I was fucking laying down and I was thinking about the chorus and I'm just like "what song is this again..." and I had to look it up again cuz it was just stuck in my head. xD
these young bitches owe me everything
Anyone else hear lil Jon ?
Why do I keep hearing Roxxxy Andrews in Jackie Beats' parts... but... you know, having it actually sound good like it's coming from a Roxxxy Andrews that can sing?
hellsgate09 I hear Delta
yess Alaska xoxoxoxo Jackie Beat
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Not Drag Race Hall of Famer Miss Alaska allowing a bit of shade at Ru in her album lmaoooo. Jackie Beat is fantastic.
não acredito que a Alaska inventou a invenção
😍😍😍
liiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyyyfe..... u gave me that