Alaska Thunderfuck - Getting Kicked Out (Of Micky's On A Monday Night) Lyrics




Whiskey and wine, drink 'em at the same time
No I won't wait in line, don't you know who I think I am?
All Stars 2 winner, didn't I eat no dinner
Not getting any thinner, just drunk, drunk, drunk

Broke into the dressing room
Dragula like Frankie Doom
Spilled a drink on your costume
Can't remember what I said to you

Probably inappropriate
Full of piss and full of shit
Zip me in to your outfit
I'm about to throw a fit

Mind erased, red in the face
Drinkin' at a rapid pace, drinkin' at a rapid pace
Mind erased, red in the face
Drinkin' at a rapid pace, drinkin' at a rapid pace
Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a second?

Getting kicked out of Mickey's on a Monday night
Getting kicked out of Mickey's on a Monday night
Getting kicked out of Mickey's on a Monday night
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down

Time to sweep the floor-ah, selfie with Kimora
Jasmine Masters up there rockin' Dora the Explorer
Morgan McMichaels, Eureka O'Hara
The management has been alerted, I'm a fucking terror

I'm even too drunk for Cory, don't repeat this story
I'm hiding bodies in the closet like I'm Dorian Corey
Blacking out like Britney, someone's doing Whitney
Somebody call a Jitney, bae is upset with me

Mind erased, red in the face
Drinkin' at a rapid pace, drinkin' at a rapid pace
Mind erased, red in the face
Drinkin' at a rapid pace, drinkin' at a rapid pace

Getting kicked out of Mickey's on a Monday night
Getting kicked out of Mickey's on a Monday night
Getting kicked out of Mickey's on a Monday night
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down

Getting kicked out, Mickey's on a Monday night
Getting kicked out, Mickey's on a Monday night
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down
Drink it down, drink it down, drink down





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Alaska Thunderfuck Getting Kicked Out (Of Micky's On A Monday Night) Comments
  1. swiss

    best line: “i’m even too drunk for cory” hahaha

  2. Casey Jones

    I wanna know if these events actually happened.

    Alex Royce

    Yes, they did. She confirmed it on a recent podcast

    Casey Jones

    Alex Royce what podcast/episode?

    Alex Royce

    @Casey Jones https://dopeypodcast.podbean.com/e/dopey-198-alaska-thunderfuck-aurora-on-weed-relapse-and-other-dumb-shit/

  3. kaar49

    The production is everything

  4. Krista

    By far the most underrated song on this album, the chorus is so fucking funny

    kaar49

    Krista this song is EVERYTHING, deserves a music video

  5. Corinn Haag

    I don't know how there aren't more comments on this video! It is absolutely fantastic!

  6. Princess-Eva Bates

    GIVE AS MUCH LOVE TO ALASKA THUNDERFUCK AS YOU FUCKING CAN!!!

  7. Matty F

    Poundcake: I know on What's The Tee I said that I don't drink
    Vagina: *DRINKING AT A RAPID PACE.*

  8. tee B.

    F great album

  9. tee B.

    Omg this is the best drag music i ever heard on ma laife

    jeff krahling

    You mean in addition to the other two albums?

  10. Fame Wallace

    🇧🇷👑QUEEN👑🇧🇷

  11. Beau Admire

    I love the Jasmine Masters line so much

  12. AdelaRios Flust

    *Don't you know who I think I am?* 🦕🦖💕

    Krista

    U can’t just comment a random lyric on every track

    AdelaRios Flust

    @Krista Why can't I comment something I found amusing in my excitement about her new music? How does it negatively impact you? I dont understand the frame of mind one must be in to be rude to strangers or why my enthusiasm for Alaska's lyrics chaps your ass. Furthermore, trying to censor/control how a stranger chooses to celebrate something they like is so backwards. If you don't have anything nice to say to someone who is in no way spreading negativity, why bring them down? What's the point? And how can you even be sour listening to music like this?! Turn your toxicity into positivity... it's easier on your bowels💩💖

    Luna Tik Hex

    @Krista obviously they can

    Gui 1991

    @Krista look at Huh the cyber police. 🙄

    Krista

    AdelaRios Flust im not gonna read the essay u wrote cause ur tone seems really pointed