Alaska Thunderfuck - Everybody Wants To Fuck Me Lyrics

There was a time I was anonymous
But now I'm well into the populous
I always hoped that it would come to this
Godzilla stomping's a metropolis

How did you do it, it's ridiculous
I took a well-lit photo of my ass
And now my style has reached critical mass
A perfect image from behind the glass

I spend all day looking at pictures of myself
Looking at pictures of myself
Looking at pictures of myself
I spend all night looking at pictures of myself
Looking at pictures of myself
Looking at pictures of myself, cause

Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody, (everybody) everybody, (everybody)
Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody, (everybody) everybody, (everybody)
Everybody wants to fuck me

My thumb's going numb from all the sosch-
My thumb's going numb from all the sosch-
My thumb's going numb from all the sosch-
From all the sosch, from all the sosch
My thumb's going numb from all the sosch-
My thumb's going numb from all the sosch-
My thumb's going numb from all the sosch-
From all the sosch, from all the sosch

In olden times I would've been a whore
But now there's no distinction anymore
Ten millions followers but who's keeping score
Just use my body cause that's what it's for

I spend all day looking at pictures of myself
Looking at pictures of myself
Looking at pictures of myself
I spend all night looking at pictures of myself
Looking at pictures of myself
Looking at pictures of myself, cause

Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody, (everybody) everybody, (everybody)
Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody, (everybody) everybody, (everybody)
Everybody wants to fuck me

They say that privacy is obsolete
From the outside it looks oh so sweet
100,000 likes but I still don't feel complete
200,000 likes but I still don't feel complete
100,000,000 likes but I still don't feel complete
100,000 dollars but I still don't feel complete, but

Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody, (everybody) everybody, (everybody)
Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody, (everybody) everybody, (everybody)
Everybody wants to fuck me

My thumb's going numb from all the sosch-
My thumb's going numb from all the sosch-
My thumb's going numb from all the sosch-
From all the sosch, from all the sosch
My thumb's going numb from all the sosch-
My thumb's going numb from all the sosch-
My thumb's going numb from all the sosch-
From all the sosch, from all the sosch

Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody, (everybody) everybody, (everybody)
Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody wants to fuck me
Everybody, (everybody) everybody, (everybody)
Everybody wants to fuck me