Alaska Thunderfuck - Cellulite Lyrics
It's a nation of chubs
Turning dom tops into subs
It's a nation of chubs
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Load a bases home run
Winning just by intrigue
Champions, the thickness overtakes you
Undefeated, can't be beat
The weight is just a breakthrough
Thickety thick, thick bitches to the rescue
Superpowers on that ass
Bitch don't make me test you
One by one, we're saving the earth
Jump on this train and succumb to the girth
Fuck your daddy issues I've got father trauma
You're messing 'round with boys
You don't need that drama
Come on over here and try that dad bod flavor
Slammin' you down changing your behavior
Class has started, school is in session
Spank me with the ruler, dad, and teach me a lesson
I cannot wait to feel the weight
Come crush me with that chunk, chunk
I think tonight that you should take the top bunk
Ah, you think that's funny
Uh, I want to dip it in honey
Body like that you'll be making some money
Got a ass so fat it got cellulite, honey
It's a nation of chubs
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It's a nation of chubs
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Henny, honey I'm dripping with the sweetness
Of Winnie the Pooh bear makes me weak in the knees sis
Seven-layer hot fudge decadent cake
My legs are praying in the air, for heaven's sake
Snap me like a Kit Kat give me break
Dive in head first and swim in Darienne's lake
I'm a motherfucking witch, burn my pussy at the stake
Treat my pussy like a Trixie and fuck it with a rake
We're living in a culture that's bombarded by the magazines
But you know you're worshipping the thickness from behind the scenes
Fuck a fat shamer want to finish my fries?
Acting like you don't want to get up in them thighs
Put that body in the light it don't need a disguise
Color me a minus I'm attracted to the plus size
Ah, you think that's funny
Uh, I want to dip it in honey
Body like that you'll be making some money
Got a ass so fat it got cellulite, honey
It's a nation of chubs
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It's a nation of chubs
Turning dom tops into subs
[Big Dipper:]
Ooh, I'm fat
Ooh yeah, I said it with an 'f' and a 'ph' and a jiggle in my belly
Shaking my weight all the way to the bank
Thick life dreaming 'bout my chubby chunks when you wank
Dipping sauce, that's my weakness
Taste every flavor, love it when you eat this
Cottage cheese thighs, more like a cheese platter
Dairy free, but Miss cheesecake Mary matters
No pants, let this body loose
I only fuck with dudes who weigh more than you
'Bout the bare necessities, you can break a sweat with me
Grab my love handles and we could be in ecstasy
Fatness is my strength, thunder thighs galore
Chunkita give you fever when I stomp and shake the floor
Shape is what I like, heft is what I need
If you thick where it counts
It'll get me on my knees
It's a nation of chubs
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It's a nation of chubs
Turning dom tops into subs
It's a nation of chubs
Turning dom tops into subs
It's a nation of chubs
Turning dom tops into subs
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Alaska Thunderfuck - Valentina
- Alaska Thunderfuck - Cellulite
- Alaska Thunderfuck - Getting Kicked Out (Of Micky's On A Monday Night)
- Alaska Thunderfuck - Walk Into The Club
- Alaska Thunderfuck - Everybody Wants To Fuck Me
- Alaska Thunderfuck - Leopard Print
- Alaska Thunderfuck - Vagina
- Alaska Thunderfuck - It Is What It Is
- Alaska Thunderfuck - I Invented That
- Alaska Thunderfuck - Race Chaser
- Alaska Thunderfuck - Drip (Jodie Harsh Mix)
- Alaska Thunderfuck - Snaked (Ellis Miah Mix)
- Alaska Thunderfuck - Frances
- Alaska Thunderfuck - Santa Baby
- Alaska Thunderfuck - Ru Girl
- Alaska Thunderfuck - Ride For AIDS
- Alaska Thunderfuck - Everyday Is Christmas
- Alaska Thunderfuck - Dear Santa, Bring Me A Man
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- Jefferson Airplane - The Ballad Of You & Me & Pooneil
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- Jefferson Airplane - Young Girl Sunday Blues
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Alaska Thunderfuck Cellulite Comments
This fucking song just rocks me 💛
After listening the album a lot of times, I can say without doubt this is the best song on the album.
Dipper can fuck my throat
Alaska can sing, but she's such a good rapper
It’s a nation of chubs turning dom tops into subs
Alaska's vocals are to die for <3
UNHhhh realness.
FUCKING AMAZING!!!! My QUEEN!!
Omggggg yassss queeeeennnn!
Ahhhhh! The Unhhhhh reference!!!
Alaska and Big Dipper? Is this real life?
yaaaaasss
wow they really snapped
THAT UNHhhh REFERENCE IS SO WELL PLACED
IT IS !
Where is it? I must have missed it
@hot pocket blaster 1:59
Aghhhh this shit is too good. I wanna dip it in honey 🦕🦖💕