Alaska Thunderfuck - Beard Lyrics






Oh, it started long ago
With Jesus and the Pharisees
Straw will spin itself to gold
Foretold in all the prophecies
You can't stop this (oh, oh)
Try to top this (oh, oh)
The beard will come to be revered
And feared throughout the galaxy

A symbol of age and wisdom
The beard has long been dominated by the male of the species
But we welcome a new age
Wherein this power can be wielded by the masculine or the feminine
Man, or woman, or

Beard
Feel the beard
The power of the beard
Glory to the beard, beard, beard
Blessed be the

Oh, it's taking all control
This feeling's got a hold on me
So why, this freedom in my mind
This all-consuming ecstasy
Come and take me (oh, oh)
Scratch and scrape me (oh, oh)
The beard, may it never be sheared
Possess me for eternity

Now is the moment we come together as one
Once fragmented, we stand united
From the soil of our fears to the fruits of our enlightenment
Through our darkest oppression, we find our ultimate liberation
Long live the

Beard
Feel the beard
The power of the beard
Glory to the beard, beard, beard
Blessed be the





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  1. S.... D....

    Oh, It started long ago
    With Jesus and the Pharisees
    Straw, will spin to solid gold
    Foretold in all the prophecies
    You cant stop this
    Try to top this
    Will come to be revered
    And feard through out the galaxiy
    A symbol of age and wisdome
    The beard has long been dominated by the male of the species
    But we welcom a new age
    Where it's power can be weilded by the masculine or the feminine
    The Power Of The
    Glory To The
    Blessed be the
    Oh, its taking all control
    This feelings got a hold on me
    So wide, this freedom in my mind
    This all consuming Exstacy
    Come and take me
    Scratch and scrape me
    May it never be sheered
    Posess me for eternity
    Now is the moment we come together as one
    Once fragmented we stand united
    From the soil of our fears from the fruits of our enlightenment
    Through our darkest opression we find our ultimate liberation
    The Power Of The
    Glory To The
    Blessed be the

  2. h.... b....

    Ah yes, the three genders, male female and B E A R D

  3. K.... K....

    I'm the 100th like! !!!

  4. K.... K....

    I thought she said wierd

  5. K.... S....

    Ahhh I died for your whole album and the deep beat here is fantastic :)