Alan Jackson - Jim And Jack And Hank Lyrics






Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming
Rather clear what’s taking place.
You were holding on to Louie
He was packing, he was heavy that plastic handle just about to break

Well then you picked up Chloe.
She knew y’all were going
She started barking like a tank.
I was shocked and I was joking,
But I would not be longing.
Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take what’s left there in the bank
Take your flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
To me you’re just a total blank,
go on and leave me baby
I don’t need you, I got
Jim and Jack and Hank

Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching
That little dog right in your lap
I have become a little sad and I called up my old dad
He said son you just woke me from my nap
I told him you had left me.
He said now son don’t you hate me
You know exactly what I think.
You know you’re better off
You can fish and you can golf.
You still got Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take what’s left there in the bank
Take your flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
To me you’re just a total blank,
go on and leave me baby
I don’t need you, I got
Jim and Jack and Hank

That’s right

So I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck you couldn’t crank
I started feeling empty, then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take what’s left there in the bank
Take your flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
To me you’re just a total blank,
go on and leave me baby
I don’t need you, I got
Jim and Jack and Hank
Yeah now go on and leave me baby
I don’t need you
I got Jim and Jack and Hank

That’s right, you go ahead, I’ll be a okay
Cause I got Jose, Captain Morgan
Not to mention Old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merell, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash
How about Old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there when it’s sun shining,
George Strait an old friend
Can’t forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy friends
I’m gonna clean out the whole closet, baby
All yeah... Goodbye





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  1. S.... S....

    The song is awesome, I would love to see him do this on the CMAs orsomething and have Hank Williams jr. Walk out at some point and do some verses and choruses with him that would be awesome! Go Alan Jackson

  2. D.... ....

    Jim and Jack and Hank!

  3. J.... B....

    Best I have seen in year's Kick it....

  4. R.... S....

    Shayna Baszler Go On Me Baby I Don't Need You I Jim And Jack And Hank

  5. N.... F....

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😘👏😘😘

  6. C.... ....

    Happy 61st birthday 🎂 to you 🎶
    Mr Alan Jackson 🤠 2019
    https://youtu.be/_lr1LSQTA0o

  7. J.... C....

    Shit🤪 this video is torture to a alcoholic 👀🍻

  8. M.... J....

    I don't normally like lyric videos, but this is absolutely brilliant.
    Now you watch others try to copy it!

  9. D.... H....

    Good song

  10. 7.... N....

    amen lol This was the Friday night at whatever random bonfire of the night in South Florida Port St Lucie in th 00s :) . I'm 35 momma of 2 great kids still enjoying my Jack on a Friday. we're out numbered but live long n Prosper :) ps if you need pool service in PSL call the ninja :)

    7.... N....

    Hank Jim N Jack are cool. but that damn wild turkey will leave you waking up in a lot next door not knowing wtf with a eye swollen from a spider bite... yeah... welcome to the Treasure Coast

  11. C.... R....

    🤠💜💜 BRAZIL LOVES ALAN 😍🤗😍

  12. R.... S....

    Go Ahead And Leave Allea Pippin I Don't Need I Don't Need You I Got Jim And Jack And Hank

  13. C.... R....

    I love this song 😍😍🤠👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏻👏🏼

  14. O.... G....

    I love so much listening this song when i drink a lot of Jacks Daniel whsikey

  15. L.... G....

    😂😂😂😚😚😚💙💚💛

  16. D.... H....

    True Country

  17. L.... A....

    I love that video - all those arrangement  you done, so original, and the lyrics are so funny, We Love U.

  18. S.... A....

    Best song ever! Whoever did these lyrics are friggin awesome. Alan should make a third greatest hits album. This should be on it.

  19. C.... R....

    Alan is crucial for Country Music 👏🏼👏🏻👏🏾👏🏻👏🏻👏🏽👏🏿👏🏼👏🏾👏🏽👏👏🏾👏🏼👏🏼👏🏻👏🏾👏🏻👏🏻👏🏽👏🏿👏🏼👏🏾👏🏽👏👏🏾👏🏿👏🏿👏🏽👏🏾👏🏼👏🏼👏🏻👏🏾👏🏻👏🏻👏🏽👏🏿👏🏼👏🏾😍😍😍🤩🤗🤗🤗💗💚💚💜🇧🇷

  20. C.... R....

    Alan makes me happy 🤗😍😍

  21. N.... J....

    Loved it an, I got Jim, jack, hank and all of your CDs, DVDs, and. Lot pictures to look at here's to you an.☺☺😘🙌💞💜💓💟💕💋💖👍👏👏👏🎤🎵🎶🍺🍻🍸🍹🌷💐 afa n.a.JJ😘😀☺.

  22. D.... M....

    Love this Song ""Go ahead leave me "" I have Jim and Jack Hank "" Merle& Willie and Tim and also George Strait """ 😎👍👍💘💘💘💘🎶🎶🎶🎸🎸

  23. M.... M....

    You might have a problem if you recognize every bottle in this video.

  24. T.... N....

    Ah I saw what ya did there lol

  25. G.... M....

    I got Jim jack and alan

  26. C.... R....

    I LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC 💜💜💜❤️❤️💖😍😍😍🤠🤠🤗🤗❤️💜❤️💜 I Love Alan Jackson so much 🌹🌷🌱🌱🌳🤠😍🌹🌹🌹🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷

  27. C.... R....

    WOWWW 👏🏻👏🏼👏🏾👏🏿👏🏻👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏🏻 I LOVE THIS SONG 😍😍😍🤗

  28. C.... R....

    I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU ALAN 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜❤️❤️❤️😍😍🤗🤗🤗

  29. C.... R....

    PLEASE 🙏🏼🙏🏽 COME TO BRAZIL ALAN JACKSON 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 WE LOVE YOU FOREVER 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

  30. C.... R....

    💚💚💜BRAZIL LOVES ALAN 😍🤗🤗

  31. J.... ....

    This should of been bigger. Its just as good as his 90s/00s hits. Sad, and this generation talks about there love for 90s country

  32. E.... ....

    I love it

  33. N.... C....

    More I listen to it the better it gets

  34. N.... C....

    Hell yeah ol Alan don't expect anything less than than the the best

  35. R.... M....

    From Abu Dhabi to Sydney,I listened to this album the whole way

  36. J.... T....

    he needs to come out with a new album alan jackson stays true to real country music not none of this hippy hop bull shit they call country music my ass this is country all you new people in so called country now lesson to this and rest of the old country they will show you how to be country and do country music the right way instead of this new hip hop country shit

  37. k.... j....

    Way to do em Justice Alan!If Jack&Jim's there I'll be there

  38. S.... R....

    The people who dislike this song must be against drinkin

  39. V.... ....

    not a huge country fan but Alan you rock; hope to meet you someday, round the pearl...

  40. b.... c....

    Dont forget mary Jane or miss marihuana

  41. E.... T....

    Oooooooooook

  42. L.... G....

    I would like find out if I need to get a job or you can send me the money I need for an exercise bike baby why don't you call me and tell me so I will know.

  43. D.... Z....

    That's true.... But Jim and Jack and Hank, aren't Kate and I'd rather Katie cakes

  44. L.... G....

    Please find Gracewoods in Niles Ohio it is a hell of a lot better than a Nursing Home baby.

  45. C.... A....

    Of course I'm Alan's #1 fan, This is the Achy Breaky Heart beat perfected by Mr. Jackson!

  46. S.... B....

    Very cool video & song! What are you going to come up with next? ```LOL!

  47. L.... G....

    Well if May comes around and I haven't seen yet please make an attempt to come and see then I will be in my new apartment by then ok baby.

  48. L.... G....

    I am all alone just thinking about you baby and the time I answer the phone and ask who it was and they said it was Alan and like an idiot I hung up. Baby was that you I hung up on. Well if it was I really funked up didn't I please call me again.

  49. C.... R....

    Happy New Year 🌠🌠🌠🌠

  50. C.... R....

    I Will ALWAYS LOVE YOU ALAN 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍💚❤️❤️💚💚🇧🇷

  51. L.... G....

    I don't think I ever text on this recording before? So Alan are you awake or not? Do you think we could get together before long baby? I sure hope so.

    L.... G....

    I'm going nuts to get out of here and go to Assisted Liveing and I hope Alan comes to see pretty soon and if he doesn't then I hope to die. My mom died at an early age I think she was only 70 but I hope to die before then if me and Alan are not together life's Hell I think.

  52. B.... O....

    Aowwww segura BRASIL🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

  53. R.... B....

    How have I never heard this!?

  54. P.... C....

    Crystal are you there?

  55. M.... M....

    😜😉🙃💃

    M.... M....

    🤣😉it’s not funny but sometimes you just gotta laugh not to cry, mine used to leave me so much🤔every time he had an affair when she wouldn’t go away when he was done,he’d have to leave and go out of town for a construction job🤣 bless his heart they just wouldn’t leave him alone 😆😁🤣! Glad I wasn’t jealous, I was working too much to worry about it..knew when my kids were grown it would change!

  56. G.... ....

    Your music is great! Love from Sweden to 🇺🇸🚗🍻🌵🇺🇸

  57. A.... B....

    Immediately wanted to drink

  58. S.... H....

    Does anyone else this sounds like Don Rich"s Tulsa Time

    S.... H....

    I hear it

  59. L.... G....

    I sure hope you going to be here next month baby. I love you so much am I getting on your nerves.

  60. V.... B....

    Alan M-M his all that Plus a little bit more

  61. j.... l....

    Hell yeah

  62. D.... H....

    I like this song

  63. C.... R....

    LOVE YOU ALAN JACKSON 🌺🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🌸🌸🌸🌸

  64. C.... R....

    Wow 😍 Love Alan Jackson 👏👏👏👏👏👏

  65. a.... s....

    Muito bom

  66. P.... H....

    Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming
    Rather clear what’s taking place.
    You were holding on to Louie
    He was packing, he was heavy
    that plastic handle just about to break

    Well then you picked up Chloe.
    She knew y’all were going
    She started barking like a tank.
    I was shocked and I was joking,
    But I would not be longing.
    Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank

    Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
    Take what’s left there in the bank
    Take your flat iron and your curlers
    Your sparkling water and
    that damn perfume I never liked

    Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
    To me you’re just a total blank,
    go on and leave me baby I don’t need you,
    I got Jim and Jack and Hank
    -----
    Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching
    That little dog right in your lap
    I have become a little sad and I called up my old dad
    He said son you just woke me from my nap
    I told him you had left me.

    He said now son don’t you hate me
    You know exactly what I think.
    You know you’re better off
    You can fish and you can golf.
    You still got Jim and Jack and Hank

    Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
    Take what’s left there in the bank
    Take your flat iron and your curlers
    Your sparkling water and
    that damn perfume I never liked

    Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
    To me you’re just a total blank,
    go on and leave me baby I don’t need you,
    I got Jim and Jack and Hank
    That’s right
    *******
    So I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck you couldn’t crank
    I started feeling empty, then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and Hank

    Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
    Take what’s left there in the bank
    Take your flat iron and your curlers
    Your sparkling water and
    that damn perfume I never liked

    Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
    To me you’re just a total blank,
    go on and leave me baby I don’t need you,
    I got Jim and Jack and Hank
    Yeah now go on and leave me baby
    I don’t need you I got Jim and Jack and Hank

    That’s right, you go ahead, I’ll be a okay
    Cause I got Jose, Captain Morgan
    Not to mention Old George and Tammy,
    Loretta, Merell, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash
    How about Old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there
    when it’s sun shining,

    George Strait an old friend
    Can’t forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy friends
    I’m gonna clean out the whole closet, baby
    All yeah... Goodbye...

  67. C.... R....

    💞💞 BRAZIL FANS 🌻🌻🌻

  68. C.... R....

    💕💕💕 BRAZIL FANS 🌻🌻🌻💞

  69. C.... R....

    ALAN IS THE BEST 😍

  70. P.... W....

    Sounds a lot like "Achy, Breaky Heart" Mike Wackers

  71. K.... 9....

    May 2018 and STILL a catchy tune makes me question were alan jackson is on the radio?

  72. C.... R....

    Gorgeous voice and The Best Country Artist 🎻🎸🎻💖💖💖💜🌻

  73. C.... R....

    We Love you Alan Jackson ❤💚💖💜 BRAZIL FANS 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  74. d.... o....

    Nice song

  75. C.... V....

    I've got Jim Jack and Hank

  76. W.... D....

    896 people don't know jack about real music, must be cRappers

  77. R.... H....

    I'm drunk now! YEE YEE love u Alan Jackson. fuck tht girl. shes gone.
    I got
    Alan J.
    JIM an
    jack an
    hank

  78. D.... P....

    Alan jackson is so Great,

  79. J.... J....

    A very good song.

  80. J.... A....

    And your winning !!!!!! Everyday!!!!!

  81. j.... c....

    why did alan cross the road. to steal billy's song. hehehehe

  82. j.... c....

    what came first achy breaky heart or Jim And Jack And Hank. lol can't believe how many people can't hear it

  83. B.... C....

    Favorite song of ALL time

  84. B.... C....

    If I was old enough I would buy ALL of those things!!

  85. L.... M....

    Love all of alan jacksons songs

  86. H.... D....

    Fantastic !

  87. L.... G....

    Ì'm so àfŕaìď ýöù wìlĺ ñòþ show up hėre, ì lißþen tò þhè music wiþh headphoñes òn whèn my ŕòommaþè comes in the room at 7:00 then they come off àt 8:00 so we can watch Everybody Loves Raymonđ she watches it with me. Please comè ater 8:00 if your going to knock on the winďow. Bùt if you comè ìn þhè ďàytime you can comè anytime ok.

  88. e.... m....

    Alan is the best ! Yee Haw !

  89. L.... G....

    I'm an alcohoĺic and i would love a beer to drink, how about you comèing and takeing me to get one bàby. I love you anyway.

  90. T.... G....

    Song reminds me of Achy Breaky Heart . . .

  91. h.... ....

    Friggen awesome

  92. B.... B....

    Whoever made this lyric video, u did a friggin awesome job on the lyrics lol

  93. L.... S....

    gave me good vibes listening to this.. RIP replay..hahahahaha

  94. D.... T....

    Alan, you are the best

  95. C.... ....

    You and your work you put on your music have change me a lot, in good person .
    Thank you Mr.Alan Jackson
    https://youtu.be/dBRDSEeUrFA
    Your music can change the world, life, feeling, me, you, people from bad person in good person & can change in so many ways.

  96. P.... J....

    Love you Alan!!!!!!!!!

  97. R.... P....

    Yaaaaaaaaaaah.

  98. L.... G....

    You are the one i'm waiting on Alan.

  99. I.... H....

    25 BLANK HANK

  100. G.... R....

    you can tell me heart...my achy breaky heart...and if you tell me heart...my achy breaky heart...