AJR - Birthday Party Lyrics






This hospital's got lots of crying kids
A minute ago, I did not exist
It's nice to finally meet my relatives
I bet it's always gonna stay this fun
I bet it's easy staying away from drugs
I bet our parents always stay in love
Always stay in love

Me, my
Oh, what a life
So me and all my people
Gon' be stepping in time (wow)
Me, my
Oh, what a life
So me and all my people
Gon' be stepping in time

So thank you
For coming to my birthday party
I'm one minute old today
And everything is going great
Thank you
For coming to my birthday party
I'm one minute old today
And my minute's been going great
And I hope it stays that way

I bet this Instagram's a load of fun
It's best to show the best of everyone
I bet it never bites us in the bum
I bet my ignorance is always bliss
Except ignoring pigment in our skin
I bet my country's nice to immigrants
And that's just how it is

Me, my
Oh, what a life
So me and all my people
Gon' be stepping in time (wow)
Me, my
Oh, what a life
So me and all my people
Gon' be stepping in time

So thank you
For coming to my birthday party
I'm one minute old today
And everything is going great
Thank you
For coming to my birthday party
I'm one minute old today
And my minute's been going great
And I hope it stays that way

In heaven, everything is fine
In heaven, everything is fine
You've got your good things
And I've got mine
Heaven, everything is fine
In heaven, everything is fine
You've got your good things
And I've got mine

Thank you (thank you)
For coming to my birthday party
I'm one minute old today (one minute old today)
And everything is going great (and I've got mine)
Thank you (thank you)
For coming to my birthday party
I'm one minute old today (one minute old today)
And my minute's been going great
(And I hope it stays that way)

This hospital's got lots of crying kids
A minute ago, I did not exist
It's nice to finally meet my relatives
I bet I'll never outgrow all my friends
I bet I'll see our female president
Yeah, I can tell this life will be a cinch
And that's just how it is





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  1. A.... E....

    Ajr is so underrated but if it was overplayed no one would appreciate them still such a great band.

  2. S.... ....

    This is generic trash and I’m shocked that they lifted a part from eraserhead and didn’t do anything to it except strip it from context but not in an interesting way. This is music made for advertising.

  3. M.... B....

    Ripped off 21 Pilots

    M.... B....

    Not at all but ok

  4. C.... S....

    This hospital's got lots of crying kids
    A minute ago, I did not exist
    It's nice to finally meet my relatives
    I bet it's always gonna stay this fun
    I bet it's easy staying 'way from drugs
    I bet our parents always stay in love
    Always stay in love
    Me, my, oh, what a life
    So lean on my people, gon' be stepping in time (wow)
    Me, my, oh, what a life
    So lean on my people, gon' be stepping in time
    So thank you
    For coming to my birthday party
    I am one minute old today
    And everything is going great (oh)
    Thank you
    For coming to my birthday party
    I am one minute old today
    And my minute's been going great
    And I hope it stays that way
    I bet this Instagram's a load of fun
    It's best to show the best of everyone
    I bet it never bites us in the bum
    I bet my ignorance is always bliss
    Except ignoring pigment in our skin
    I bet my country's nice to immigrants
    And that's just how it is
    Me, my, oh, what a life
    So lean on my people, gon' be stepping in time (wow)
    Me, my, oh, what a life
    So lean on my people, gon' be stepping in time
    So thank you
    For coming to my birthday party
    I am one minute old today
    And everything is going great (oh)
    Thank you (thank you)
    For coming to my birthday party
    I am one minute old today
    And my minute's been going great
    And I hope it stays that way
    Heaven, everything is fine
    In heaven, everything is fine
    You got your good things
    I've got mine
    Thank you (thank you)
    For coming to my birthday party
    I am one minute old today (one minute old today)
    And everything is going great (I've got mine) (oh)
    Thank you (thank you)
    For coming to my birthday party
    I am one minute old today (one minute old today)
    And my minute's been going great
    (And I hope it stays that way)
    This hospital's got lots of crying kids
    A minute ago, I did not exist
    It's nice to finally meet my relatives
    I bet I'll never outgrow all my friends
    I bet I'll see a female president
    Yeah, I can tell this life will be a cinch
    And that's just how it is

  5. T.... R....

    Who else is listening to this on their birthday?

  6. S.... S....

    I love this song and AJR so much 🙂👍❤🔥🙂👍❤🔥🙂👍❤🔥

  7. G.... A....

    Thi song legit sounds like a Sesame Street song _but I love it_

  8. E.... S....

    Can I beat all the people who dislike any of ajr song

  9. E.... E....

    Damn, this is baby einstein right here. My first thoughts when I was born were just screaming

  10. R.... N....

    Amo esta canción 😍

  11. G.... B....

    I got my anxiety/ depression/ OCD diagnosis today. It is something I’ve known for a while, but there is something deeply satisfying and deeply painful to know why I was miserable for so much of my childhood. This song came into my mind. With medication I get a fresh start. This song also gives voice to the deep sarcasm of being born with a mental health issue and never being truly ok or carefree even in childhood. Does any of that make sense? Can anyone relate?

  12. J.... T....

    I played this at my birthday party

  13. J.... H....

    I’m coming to ur guy’s concert in Iowa!!!!😻😻

  14. S.... A....

    Ok ajr should not be allowed to be this catchy

  15. M.... S....

    gee that sure was a long minute

  16. C.... S....

    my birthday's coming up in two days

  17. Y.... M....

    This is a scam he 3 minutes old!!!!!! >:C

  18. S.... H....

    I think all of us don't realize how all of these songs represent all of as a community

  19. q.... b....

    I just skipped class bc I'm a depresseded mess and this is the first song in my reccommended
    thank you youtube

  20. T.... ....

    Well, this ripped off Stressed Out by twenty one pilots...

    T.... ....

    Because TOP used a clarinet, had a baby sing, and sampled a bit of music from a 1940’s movie

    T.... ....

    @• nich • I meant the drumbeat.

  21. W.... 1....

    Did he say he's a minute old? Damn.

  22. A.... S....

    Isn’t it weird that in two minutes of the song they still say they are one minute old? No just me? Ok then 😐

  23. S.... ....

    So thank you, for coming to my birthday party
    - *and I don't look so great, my face is just my face*

    Wait, wrong song

  24. E.... d....

    After the song he would be 5 minutes old

  25. L.... M....

    2:14
    2:22
    2:40

  26. V.... ....

    "I bet our parents always stay in love" Man I felt that :/

  27. M.... S....

    WoW🤩🤩🤩🤩(✷‿✷)

  28. S.... C....

    Once this album came out I was like:

    *Yes*

    Now I'm like:
    *AAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHA YESSS I LOVE THIS ALBUM!*

  29. E.... A....

    Jeez Louise, I'm back again lookin for easter eggs but thats very difficult since ive blown out my earbuds and my eardrums listening to this album (and the other albums) on full volume for a reason I can not explain in any way other than just having a general impulsivity to do so because, my gosh, its a damn good album. Does this comment make sense?

  30. R.... ....

    you guys don't got a music deal for Disney movies yet?

  31. L.... C....

    Whoever disliked,





    Are not invited to my birthday party

  32. C.... H....

    When I looked at the thumbnail I thought it was Alvin and the chipmunks-

  33. S.... V....

    When i was on a trip with a few buddys and put this CD on they didnt last 10 seconds before hating it and didnt even listen to the lyrics before they put on their stupid metal stuff again for the remaining 6 hours of the trip :(

  34. V.... ....

    oh boy this song is gonna have one weird music video...






    *I'm kinda scared*

  35. A.... ....

    "Thank you for coming to my birthday party, I am one minute old today."

    *Well actually you're two minute into the song so..*

  36. H.... T....

    My nephew was just born. I started playing this. Sister in law didn’t appreciate it, my brother did.

    H.... T....

    Harry Thomas mad lad

  37. a.... m....

    Fucking art

  38. T.... D....

    Alvin Simon and Theodore grew up <3

    T.... D....

    Holy fuck your right

  39. D.... R....

    Who remember s when she had 100k subscribers

  40. S.... ....

    Love me all

  41. A.... A....

    Ok here's my problem:
    It's not with AJR, but with the stupid critics. They always say that AJR copies TØP. But honestly, if anyone is copying twenty one pilots, it's Jon bellion. The first time I heard one of his songs (1st song I heard was "he is the same") I got the vibe, not in a good way, because it's a TØP vibe, which jon bellion *SHOULD NOT* copy. I respect AJR & TØP, but very little respect for Jon...

  42. D.... ....

    SEEING THEM TOMORROW ON MY MF BIRTHDAY AHHHH

  43. M.... C....

    Theres not going to be a female president buddy

  44. L.... D....

    2:22 grandma starts singing

  45. T.... A....

    r/wokekids

  46. H.... ....

    And we need to have a little talk too who disliked this video.

  47. H.... ....

    Ok, if the button is blue, that means that you are playing this on your birthday.

  48. M.... B....

    everyone GaNgStA till minute year old starts talking

  49. L.... B....

    this is the song this generation needs to hear, not just to support the band, but the views we expect from society, mainly the US, is not always seen.

  50. S.... E....

    “And I hope it stays that way”




    Same dude...same...

  51. Q.... F....

    I can't believe I know this song now.....

  52. s.... m....

    best song on the album uhhh fight me

    s.... m....

    Sup fecker im here to assist you

  53. j.... g....

    Cuando vienen a México? :(

  54. r.... w....

    This song is just so fun the voices are so funny but the song is weird and does not make sense

    r.... w....

    It’s basically just highlighting problems with the world and life issues but told from the perspective of a newborn baby that thinks life is amazing

  55. A.... W....

    I was chill till it got to the “ I bet our parents always stay in love” and “ I bet our country’s nice to immagrants”
    And my favorite “ I bet I’ll see a female president “

  56. G.... P....

    These songs remind me of the bangers in phineas and ferb lol

  57. E.... -....

    Theory: living room is life (cuz living), the click is death and the journey to the afterlife (cuz u see them on a bridge walking around) and neotheater is the afterlife (thus the clouds in the background and finale) birthday party is reincarnation

    E.... -....

    Karma also falls into that somewhere with good people good reincarnation

  58. T.... F....

    If you listen to the chorus at .25 speed it sounds so sad

  59. A.... ....

    Too real my dude... Me too.

  60. S.... D....

    The best song

  61. G.... E....

    Was playing this in class. After like 1 minuet I noiced that I was singing it. 10 days later I was singing in front the whole school for talent show and I won. Thank you arj

  62. R.... ....

    Donald Duck in song at 0:34. ???

  63. I.... E....

    If a music video is to ever be made, it has to be a newborn, just chilling in a bed, thinking.

  64. A.... a....

    รักเลย

  65. A.... H....

    🎉🎂🎈

  66. T.... _....

    Winter: AH YES, IMMIGRANTS

  67. T.... _....

    Why did people dislike AJR is amazing

  68. g.... c....

    I came out the womb wanting a female president lmao

  69. V.... B....

    Love it hope I'm going to concert

  70. R.... H....

    That female president hes talkin bout is gonna be me

  71. n.... p....

    I was hearing a playlist of ajr and this song came in and it's Acually my birthday today. This song made my day. Love you AJR 💝

  72. B.... o....

    "I think I see a female president" the whole crowd and me screams

    B.... o....

    I went to the concert

  73. D.... E....

    If you disliked this you are gay

  74. L.... B....

    this song was published on my babby brothers day he was born a hour before he was THX AJR 😑👍

  75. I.... P....

    This is absolutely horrid. Please never release music again, you vomit inducing excuse for a band we know as AJR.

    I.... P....

    Please keep your personal opinion to your self, and why are you listening to if if you dont like it?

    I.... P....

    @Remy Sanders I will snap your neck like a twig

    I.... P....

    @Insomniac Platypus gotta find me first

  76. J.... V....

    they look so cute blinking all sad.

  77. M.... P....

    The moment when you realize that three people are sitting on a moving piano connected to a tuba, a hi-hat, a snare, a timpani, a mic and a whole lot of other instruments behind them with several more of these behind them half way up to space.

  78. A.... a....

    ‘Old up. This song is 3 minutes and 44 seconds long. But for the whole song he says he is one minute old. Did he like, pause time or something?

  79. C.... K....

    at first i was confused but then the chorus dropped and i was like "yos"

  80. E.... S....

    This is like Donald Duck meets Alvin and the Chipmunks meets AJR








    Its awesome

  81. L.... M....

    You know know, everytime he say's "I am one minute old today," it's a minute apart, so he could have said 1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes instead

  82. A.... E....

    Which is better don’t throw out my Legos or birthday party🤯😟

  83. D.... M....

    no one
    AJR: M E M Y , O H W H A T A L I F E

  84. y.... l....

    Ok the sarcasm in this music is really gold just listened to it the lyrics idk why it feel like people are done with the world and decide to be sacasm to a child

  85. A.... H....

    My bday song 🎊

  86. S.... ....

    so far every song they've ever made has pleased ny ears in one way or another. I'm really excited to hear any upcoming songs or albums, they're honestly my favorite band. I really like you guys. your songs make me so happy when i get down. thanks for existing 💕

    ps. I listened to this song all day when it was my birthday hah ❤️❤️

  87. T.... D....

    Hello, anyone there?
    No...?
    Hmm...

  88. a.... o....

    0:34 *donald duck has entered the chat

  89. t.... b....

    Ok but I’m seriously blasting this song on my birthday 😂

  90. B.... Y....

    This low-key reminds me of toy story

  91. D.... M....

    In heaven, everything is fine

  92. �.... ....

    This gave me cancer but i like it

  93. N.... k....

    Adam and the chipmunks

  94. G.... C....

    I found this randomly the other day and I love it so much

  95. w.... ....

    Doesn’t neotheater make them super cute

  96. A.... r....

    Can I get 10 likes today’s my birthday 🥳

  97. P.... G....

    I should of played this when my baby cousin was born ;-; (I missed meh chance :’) )