Afroman - O Chronic Tree Lyrics






Alright, here I go, here I go
[loud coughing]
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Chronic Tree, O Chronic Tree
Wit' yo' leaves so sticky green
Chronic Tree, O Chronic Tree
So hard to sell, I want you all for me

The bong is smoked this side of town
L.A.P.D. tryna shut me down!
Chronic Tree, O Chronic Tree
Your leaves so green and sticky to me!

On the cover of High Times Magazine
Zig-zags, water bongs for you I fiend
Chronic Tree, O Chronic Tree
So hard to sell, I want you all for me

From Masta Town to the CPT
Can't wait to pick yo' stems and seeds.
O chronic tree, O chronic tree
So hard to sell, I want you all for me!





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  1. J.... D....

    December 2018, lmfao!!!!

    J.... D....

    Jason Delves :D

  2. A.... P....

    Happy 420

  3. C.... C....

    Xmas 2017, and still funny

  4. E.... ....

    Merry X-X-Xecute ze' Jews, 'ja?

  5. T.... F....

    to all the people who have no weed at xmas I will smoke a fat one for you while I cry and feel your pain 😢

    T.... F....

    give me some dude😠 wtf are you😣

  6. C.... R....

    Got the munchies just listening to it lol

  7. G.... M....

    Good stuff-LOL

  8. s.... ....

    still to grow chronic. must be good shit...........

  9. D.... R....

    MERRY CHRISTMAS

  10. J.... A....

    xmas '16 still bumpin

  11. K.... S....

    lmfao kill me lmao

  12. S.... B....

    MERYR CHRISTMUS TU OLL

  13. n.... l....

    za bozic i novu godinu cu posebno prejako da se uduvam !!!

  14. Z.... M....

    Christmas kush on me (for close friends)

    Z.... M....

    can I be your friend, In my circle we share

    Z.... M....

    Zeph Meyer

  15. J.... C....

    my favorite chrosmas song

  16. D.... D....

    @HOshmac,Thats the exact reason they should,we grow for free,your lazy ass get a job and dont get to pinch our sacks short any more,-_-,

  17. L.... t....

    EAST SIDE PALMDALE TOO SHORT AFROMAN !!!

  18. d.... c....

    merry xmas everyone

  19. S.... ....

    SHUT THE FUCK UP

  20. R.... T....

    merry Christmas 4rm the end of the world

  21. R.... G....

    merry Chronix !!!!!!!the dawn of the green sun has risen.....

  22. j.... s....

    stupid

  23. B.... W....

    i can dig it

  24. k.... ....

    this advertisement has captured me

  25. w.... s....

    :D hi as fuk boyeeee

  26. w.... s....

    afro afro afro man man man oh man afro man

  27. t.... ....

    @kemp10 i think hes saying he doesnt want other people to have it

  28. k.... ....

    a chronic tree hard to sell....really?

    k.... ....

    i want it all for meeeeeeee

  29. D.... ....

    Nothing better than driving around Christmas Eve, blazing and putting the entire Jobe Bells album on repeat...

    I'M SANTA CLAUS, BITCH! DON'T CALL ME NO MO! AND TELL YO MOMMA TO COME THROUGH CUZ SHE A HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOTHA FUCKAS!

  30. A.... A....

    Ordinary people

  31. J.... C....

    getting baked on christmas & new years LOL

  32. R.... G....

    merryjuana christmas 2011

  33. b.... ....

    @FakeExp I wouldn't take any weed advice from a guy whose name is fake experience.

  34. b.... ....

    @onlycrit1995 Not true do research. It is legal for shop's and houses that have the license. Since the induction of the less liberal family party they have cut back, but it is still legal.

  35. b.... ....

    @liefur that song was on the album, your dumb.

  36. l.... ....

    @blaqkdeath666 this album has been an xmas tradition for me since its release. you ever hear the ones that didn't get put on the album? look up "let her blow" (to the tune of "let it snow" LOL)

  37. K.... N....

    clever

  38. D.... ....

    Who else remember this from scary movie??? Hahaa this is hilarious Merry Christmas everyone! haha

  39. s.... ....

    @marcisthabest its legal here in Los Angeles Too

  40. F.... ....

    @Dandeagnagnd
    No, it just means you'll be a better pot smoker. :)

  41. k.... ....

    This reminds me of that Christmas were I told my friend that he couldn't smoke the Christmas tree. I let him smoke the hell out of it on Christmas day. He said, and I quote, "This is the best Christmas gift...what was I talking about?"

  42. F.... ....

    1) Hold your breath.

    2) Copy all of these steps.

    3) Go to two other video.

    4) Paste it in the comments.

    If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

  43. M.... A....

    @HOshmac get a job and grow your own, no money problems OR weed-need. LEGALIZE. Peace

  44. M.... A....

    @HOshmac get a job and grow your own, no money problems OR weed-need. LEGALIZE. Peace

  45. M.... A....

    @HOshmac Get a job and grow your own, no money problems OR weed-need. Two flies one smack, LEGALIZE

  46. M.... A....

    @HOshmac get a job and grow you own, no money problems or weed need.. 2 flies in 1 smack. Legalize

  47. M.... A....

    @HOshmac get a job and grow you own, no money problems or weed need.. 2 flies in 1 smack. Legalize

  48. J.... R....

    @marcisthabest yo ill be right there let me pack my bong

  49. L.... w....

    This year, me and my best friend will go from house to house at x-mas and sing this song.

  50. J.... M....

    @marcisthabest i wish it was legal in canada :( maybe one day

  51. D.... K....

    THIS IS MY WEDDING SONG !

  52. L.... A....

    @522creed

  53. m.... b....

    @marcisthabest dude ure lucky shit so many times ive had to run from the police

  54. M.... M....

    @marcisthabest hell yeaa!!!!! i wanna go ther so fuckin bad!

  55. j.... ....

    mad cuz i got mad hooks?

  56. j.... ....

    lol 5g for 25 euros i can get 2 lbs of purple haze for free from my cousin

  57. d.... ....

    No way, 150 eu fine, or let them take your weed so they can burn it ( need to sign a paper ect. )

  58. w.... ....

    actually legalization and legalization both have the same meaning, could that be because they are the same hmmmmmm

  59. g.... ....

    wow 60 euros?? thats like notheing
    and ova here u get arrested and thrrown in jail

  60. J.... b....

    read what i said you fucking inbred, DOPE(WEED MARIJUANA POT REEFER GANJA) HAS THE SAME RULES AS ALCOHOL ITS NOT ILLEGAL,

  61. J.... b....

    Is Having a bottle of rum illegal? no, proving my point, Pot has the same standards as alcohol in amsterdam, theres just rules on it that you have to abide by

  62. J.... b....

    Yeah the sale and growing part you need a permit, which is not hard to get, its like owning a business licence. there are permited smoking areas in public places. if they could bust you for the hell of it amsterdam wouldent be so popular, its like drinking, designated areas, otherwise not permitted, and theres age limits and shit. get your facts strait bitch.

  63. J.... b....

    Your a fucking idiot, decriminalization means you cant get in shit for posessing it, it means you cant sell or grow without permits, its just "frowned" upon by the nonsmokers, so quit making your self look like a moron and shut the fuck up
    AND, any kind of weed can have seeds, thats how they reproduce dip shit

  64. n.... w....

    really really really good chronic

  65. m.... ....

    yo weedfans come to amsterdam!!
    its legal out here.

  66. l.... ....

    no u dumb arse it'll just be like alcohol or coffee or ciggarettes... i personally think if it was legal the governments will just jack the prices up...

  67. T.... I....

    fuck the politix .. legalize tha herb

  68. l.... ....

    actually the prices for marijuana are astronomic, even in the netherlands. the reason for that is that weed biz ist just uneconomic. on the black market you often have a row of dealers that made their profit on the weed ur smokin. and in netherlands its still illegal to grow mj in large amounts and sell it. the shops have to go to dealers and growers too. so if the state just organizes well, weed would be much cheaper, even with taxes.

  69. D.... R....

    idk about you but that seems like a good thing.

  70. T.... ....

    HELL NAW

  71. A.... ....

    even if it bacame legal and had taxes on it... ud still have all the dealers sellin it at the same prices they are now.. and u couldnt get arrested for it

  72. a.... l....

    omg i love it coz its soooooooo leagal and cool lol

  73. h.... ....

    but u have to think, it costs $400 to produce a pound of the herb yet it retails on the street for $2000+. it is a major cash crop because of its illegality but if it was legalized production costs would fall and abundance of the crop would grow, thus the price would fall even after taxation

  74. E.... P....

    Naw don't legalize weed. Government will tax the fuck out of it and will cost much more.

  75. l.... m....

    But just think
    If weed is legalized
    It will be so much more expensive
    Cause all the taxes and bullshit like that
    But it would be sweet just to go to the store
    and buy some marajuana ciggarettes

  76. M.... ....

    When a male enters the stage of flower development, the tips of the branches where a bud would develop will start to grow what looks like a little bud (little balls) but it will have no white hairs coming out of it. Females will have no balls and will have small white hairs, male plant will have little thc and also the female if it is polinated..will just make you sick

  77. p.... ....

    Can you get the song violent night?

  78. m.... ....

    smoke wicha boy one time! chronic tree

  79. r.... ....

    Lol its hard to sell i want it all for me haha!. I love that, 5 stars

  80. E.... S....

    true dat. and everybody would love everybody. the government just doesnt want to give up their power. thats why they made weed illegal. they know that they would lose their power if everyone was smoking it

  81. c.... ....

    lol chronic dont have seeds,

  82. f.... ....

    lol i hear you man

  83. L.... D....

    defenitly playin dis on christmas

  84. l.... ....

    If you like this song, you should download Afroman's album A Colt 45 Christmas, it's has other hilarious songs like Frosty and Deck My Balls. ^^

  85. R.... L....

    lol too funny