Afroman - Jobe Bells Lyrics
dashing through these hos,
cadillac's and sixty 'fo's,
on three wheels we go,
clocking lots of doe,
my song "Because I Got High",
smoking weed while I watch,
the police flying by!
Oh, jinglebell, East Palmdale Jobe is back and not whack,
Oooh found your daughter and you finally caught 'er and you mad 'cuz I'm black,
ahaha I fucked her good, just like I should,
I think I blew her balloon,
I didn't use a condom and now we have a problem:
she havin' my baby in June (say what?!)
I know this holiday hooker,
I think her name is Jan,
and if you 'aint got no money (hell yeah),
she's got a layaway plan,
I got a blowjob from her friend,
I think her name is Gwen,
my dick plugged up her mouth; she couldn't get no oxygen!
Oh jinglebell, county jail, Jobe's from the hood,
skinny women suck my dick real good but their butt cheeks feel like wood (ouch!)
I be swimmin, in big fat women, when I'm in the sack (ooh!)
why have a skinny little bicycle bitch when I can ride a Cadillac?!
I met this beautiful woman,
she said she was Hawaiian,
she said she didn't like black guys, however she was lyin'
she'd seen my go detonas,
all my coupes and cash,
she licked my hairy balls, like chocolate coconuts!
Oh, jinglebell, shotgun shell, sheriff got a gun,
he pulled the trigger, shot that nigger look at that mo' fucka run!
hit 'im in the head kicked him in the ass, put a kneecap in his chest,
went to the court, and told the judge, "This man was resisting arrest!"
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Afroman Jobe Bells Comments
2019 anyone?
Hell yeah, every fuckin year💪🏾
Yeah and sadly first time. This is fuckin amazing
@copasetic216 agreeddd
@Emcee M damn right
You already know
2018 anyone?
Malacheech B oh hell yes
It's that time of year again ; )
Nathanial Lygrisse yup :D
Nope 2019
funny rap
I remember back my freshman year of high school, I was listening to this in my math class on my iPod and right after Afroman said, "She licked my hairy balls like chocolate coco nuts." I bursted out laughing and everybody was looking at me all weird lol. xD good times!
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Croc Gang Ent same lol
Croc Gang Ent love your vids plz upload reacting to this
I like it was the best
I like it was the best
Based african Claus
Dashing threw these hoes lol
this is the best christmas song ever written in the history of ever and ever
Incorrect.
afroman !!!!!!!!!!
HALLO BEN!
B
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Man im still laghin till now