Afroman - Fuck McDonald's And Taco Bell Lyrics






A-FRO-MAN, take a pound of bud and flip it like a pancake. PACAW!

I quit my job this mornin'
I don't wanna work no more (I ain't workin' for no 5 dollars an hour)
Fuck MacDonald's and Taco Bell
That modern day slavery is knockin' on my front door (I don't fit in the corporate world man)
Get you a big fat sack o' yayo
Can't see my kids, can't see my wife (hell yeah)
Can't see a way to control my dog-gone life
Hungry hustlas

Got hired at the dope spot
I'm an employee
Cookin' crack like a black Chef Boyardee
Got Meth, speed, whatever you need
Zigzags come free with a bag of weed
If you want some sherm, ya got to talk to Herm
The skinny black dude with the real long perm
Laptop computers, rap CDs, Motorola phones, Sony color TVs
I got the porno tapes in the back of the car, ya get it free when you buy a hot VCR
Got gats and D's, car batteries
Getting money with my folks on those hundred spokes
Cops ain't waiters, we don't tip em
Treat cars like women take 'em home and strip em
Match the pink slips, get the smog inspection
Put a add in the paper in the classified section
Cause' I don't want to work no more
(Fuck that shit)
Modern day slavery knocking on my front door
(Fuck that shit)
Can't see my kids, I can't see my wife
I Can't see a way to control my own life
I don't want to work no more
Modern day slavery knockin' on my front door
I can't see my kids, I can't see my wife
I can't see a way to control my damn life motherfucker

I quit my job this morning' (get a haircut?)
I don't wanna work no more (I can't be Afroman with no bald head...)
Fuck MacDonald's and Taco Bell
Modern day slavery (random drug test?) is knocking on my front door
Get you a big fat sack o' yayo
Can't see my kids, can't see my wife
Can't see a way to control my dog-gone life

Tell the neighborhood watch, tell the neighborhood listen
Tell the neighborhood ya big screen television missin'
New in my hood, so I got to come to ya
Steal ya car battery and sell it back to ya
Then I come back, just for kicks
I leave ya car sittin' on four big bricks
All I need now is some baskets homes
Cause my garage looks just like Auto Zone
What you say man? Ya need another beeper?
Buy from me, 'cause it's a whole lot cheaper
Got a cellular phone, and ya really oughta get it
Fo a limited time, brother, the chip come wit it
So come to my house, when yo times is hard
It's just like Vegas in my back yard
I keep my Afro picked, my khakis creased
And my next-door neighbors callin' up the police
Cause' I don't want to work no more
Modern day slavery knockin' on my front door
I can't see my kids, I can't see my wife
I can't see a way to control my own life
I said I don't want to work no more
Modern day slavery knockin' on my front door
I can't see my kids, I can't see my wife
I can't see a way to control my damn life

I quit my job this morning
I don't wanna work no more
Fuck MacDonald's and Taco Bell
Modern day slavery is knocking on my front door
Get you a big fat sack of yayo
Can't see my kids, can't see my wife
Can't see a way to control my dog-gone life

Rough, reckless, snatch yo necklace
Sell it on the corner then buy myself breakfast
I made 80 dollars in an hour or mo'
So what the fuck do I want to get job fo'?
So the yuppies, the guppies, can floss their power
My black ass five dollas an hour
And the fact is, after taxes, got to live where the Mexicans and the blacks is mother fucker
Crooked police, gangs in chuck tailors
Bums sleeping in fuckin' trucks and trailers
Three hundred dollars every two weeks
From the stupid, tired, penny pinching, pencil neck geeks
Abraham Lincoln told me I was free
So I'ma walk to the corner and do what I wanna
While you at work I'll be watchin' cable
Wit ya girl dancin' naked on my new pool table
I don't want to work no more
Modern day slavery knockin' on my front door
Can't see my kids, can't see my wife
Can't see a way to control my own life
Said I don't want to work no more
Modern day slavery knockin' on my front door
I can't see my kids, I can't see my...
Ah man, I got to sell like a twenty dollar rock, y'all keep singing, I'll be right back

I quit my job this mornin'
I don't want to work no more
Modern day slavery is knocking on my front door
Can't see my kids, can't see my wife
Can't see a way to control my dog-gone life
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  1. G.... M....

    13 is my age. This fire shit is on my playlist page

  2. 1.... ....

    PENCIL DICK GEEKS

  3. B.... A....

    Afro "the fan slayer" man. One hit wonder spent his second hit on some girls face. Dude smoked that chica just for dancing on stage. Boo - I'm glad you were forgotten.

    B.... A....

    Who are you?

    B.... A....

    @Im_Pickle_ Rick someone who's a superhero for fun

  4. B.... ....

    So sick ✌️

  5. a.... 1....

    Down with new world order. Modern day slavery matrix.. we work so the top doesn't have too.. cats are getting fat off the backs of the mice

  6. J.... ....

    fuck hot coffee mcdonalds

  7. J.... L....

    Horrible beat

  8. V.... L....

    Dis nigga have pedo w mc Donald’s?

  9. B.... G....

    Fuck McDonalds.... they never called me back 🤧

  10. T.... K....

    and fuck 🍕 2 lol ! afroman got that right !

  11. o.... a....

    ronald mcdonald isn't gonna like this, and the boss of taco ball.

    o.... a....

    Yeah, that Chihuahua was pissed when he heard this song.......

  12. A.... s....

    Healthy people in a nutshell:

  13. U.... B....

    McDonald okay! You can say fuck you but not Taco Bell🥺 this song so good

  14. N.... M....

    I work at Taco Bell 😂

  15. F.... ....

    Colt 45 beat

  16. T.... S....

    I am still confused as fuck

  17. T.... N....

    I gotta sell a twenty dollar rock I’ll be right back

  18. c.... ....

    Still bragging about vcr's in 2019. respect the grind. No matter the year

  19. O.... K....

    Bitch.....dont ever disrespect Taco Bell.....this shit slaps tho.

  20. L.... K....

    Probably shouldn’t be listening to this before work haha...

  21. S.... S....

    Hell no them the nastiest places ever. Cock blocked on a whole new level dude.

  22. T.... C....

    John Murphy

  23. T.... C....

    Got the construction 18$ hour start

  24. L.... T....

    Thats ghetto asf

  25. 1.... o....

    2019 and I just heard this song. Sad because I'm 23! Fire

  26. G.... H....

    Afroman, Hey Can You Give Me Any Advice?

  27. W.... D....

    Fuq that minem wage shit.

  28. I.... J....

    Now its fuck popeyes

  29. S.... b....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

  30. S.... B....

    Nigga fuck u

  31. T.... S....

    get you a big fat sac of YEYO

  32. J.... Z....

    Song still hits in 2019.. who’s with me!?

    J.... Z....

    Still not working for mcdonalds and taco bell in October 2019!

  33. D.... A....

    I make five a hour 60 hour weeks shit sucks

  34. y.... l....

    I wish i coulda been there when he sucker punched that little
    Girl at his show. What a bitch ass bitch.

  35. T.... A....

    Why isn't this shit on spotify???

  36. J.... A....

    Bro taco Bell gave me a free meal the other day. I ain't hating on them lol.

  37. P.... N....

    Afroman Concert was lit as fuck, when the concert ended me and a couple other dudes in the front row started rapping this and he rapped it with is

  38. V.... 6....

    Quit my job today. Had to play it 😁

  39. P.... A....

    Kay toe

  40. P.... A....

    I agree fro man my man lol i like McD's tho

  41. S.... M....

    Mctoco. Fuck beans and big Macs..... Fried shit.... Chicken burrito, chicken nuggets, fuck happy meal bitch

  42. J.... M....

    Fuck mcdonalds and taco bell i goe to checkers and kfc

  43. C.... C....

    Damn... that beat slaps like a bitch

  44. S.... L....

    This is that song you just close your eyes and nod your head side ways.

  45. D.... H....

    Another good rap song about crappy fast food is soul food from Goodie Mob. Awesome song

  46. S.... N....

    Get a haircut?? I can’t be afroman with a bald head

  47. A.... J....

    Year 3020 and still listening

  48. J.... H....

    Cuz i dont wana work no more!!!

  49. T.... B....

    Afroman so underrated

  50. o.... f....

    Best rapper ever

  51. G.... M....

    Chorus is like everyday struggle chorus by biggie

  52. G.... M....

    FUCK THAT NOWADAY SLAVERY!!! FUCKING 5 DOLLARS AN HOUR MY FUCKING ASS! McDonald’s and Taco Bell be bitches

  53. R.... G....

    Do you eat your taco before you do your Big Mac

  54. F.... R....

    How can I be afroman bald

  55. R.... i....

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  56. G.... M....

    Classic Afroman

  57. t.... b....

    I'm not bein insubordinate mothafucka lol 😆

  58. W.... �....

    “A Fro Man, take a pound of bud and flip it like a pancake

    Bakaaa!!!”

  59. Z.... B....

    Ahahaha 2019!!!

  60. T.... S....

    Maaaaan omm I was playing this at work my boss start busting out rapping this shit afroman u the nigga

  61. j.... g....

    That guitar is perfect btw

  62. j.... g....

    This song got me thru all my shit jobs

  63. H.... E....

    F my ex , but my kids are my kids .

  64. H.... E....

    There's 7000 cops in LA, 4 in South San Night shift

  65. H.... E....

    Heal a hoe

  66. H.... E....

    And f my ex wife

  67. H.... E....

    We knew the whole story and the characters . I just want my kids and don't want the ex wife it's so easy .and didn't quite jobs that's why I am federal kicking ass.

  68. S.... V....

    Colt 45 and 2 zig zags still got this on blast in 2019

  69. J.... ....

    Hell yeah

  70. S.... �....

    Fuck McDonalds & Taco Bell, it's all about BURGER QUEEN AND MIGHTY CASEY'S

    S.... �....

    and I need a muthafuckin Krystal burger

  71. P.... K....

    THAT RHITE THIES HOW WE ROLLIE IN PORTLAND ORGONE OR THE CITY WHIT ALL THE PRITY ROES AS THE SAY IN CAIL THIES HOW WE ROLLE IN CAIL HUH LOL YES IT ALL FOR REAILL

    P.... K....

    Yo, someone buy that dude a dictionary or spelling book!
    Hahahahahah

  72. T.... D....

    2019 baby

  73. I.... T....

    if watching 2019
    like

  74. B.... R....

    Amanda callentine get my ass

  75. j.... m....

    F any man that hits a woman.afroman is a dirtbag

  76. D.... ....

    So corny.

  77. C.... W....

    Taco Bell inspiren underground music every where ...fellow afro fans check a brotha out.

  78. R.... M....

    Relax🤪😆

  79. A.... J....

    Yeah buddy

  80. A.... K....

    Afroman needs to upload this song to iTunes

  81. A.... S....

    Teaching black kids fuck a job how menny black kids fuck up on crack this is dum for black people teaching ther black babies be a drug adic homeless bum working is making a life not cool how menny black men will suck dick's for crack not funny

  82. K.... V....

    Fuck taco bell for sure. Just got some and shit was small as fuck and had no meat. So disappointed.

  83. D.... ....

    love this song

  84. J.... ....

    I wish he said "I QUIT MY JOB TO SMOKE METH"

    J.... ....

    You a meth head ...sad

  85. L.... ....

    The problem is society, Good luck finding a place to live let alone a mortgage when all you do is sell drugs, Also hard to be sophisticated enough to have a part-time job for the IRS, plausible deniability, and finding a living situation while selling/exporting on the side to make ends meet, Then you gotta worry about the cops in suits that wear guns but don't give traffic tickets that will gladly let you get raped in Jail if you don't rat your buddy out, Even though they understand the feeling bcz they don't rat their coworkers out when they do "bad" shit they are the real assholes in this situation.

  86. D.... B....

    Mary Jane will always be there for you

  87. E.... D....

    2019 because I got high

  88. F.... D....

    I got the taco bell 401K plan..Big dog.
    Roll Tide

  89. k.... n....

    Just don't start robbing people

  90. H.... ....

    I work at Taco Bell and my manger plays this almost every night 😂

    H.... ....

    HUMC4L 😆😆

  91. P.... B....

    Fuck the corporate world!

  92. d.... r....

    I was blaring this back and 2010, and now I blare it after a bad day at work.

  93. s.... r....

    2006 apr 9th anyone?

  94. R.... W....

    I literally just quit my job as i played it at work