Afroman - Drive Better Drunk Lyrics

2019 you know you drive better drunk

This is a fuckin track g

I drive better when I’m high on og kush

I'm not going to America for my holidays now definitely. I thought it was bad enough stoned rappers driving round everywhere now there saying thrre pissed

thanks to all the older blokes that bought us liqour when we would ask outside the bottle'os apparently they didnt see the 10 year old with the 13-16 year olds

first real drink woodstock keg beat my 13-14 year old mate in a skulling comp in front of the tennis courts

All the way live

Now I’m a paraplegic

There not your ordinary Crocs!!$🤣💀

GRAB A 3O PAC OR A 40"""" ... SOME, BLUNTS🚬🚬🚬👂👂.

Got myself a dui about a week ago afroman LOL I DRIVE BETTER DRUNK !!!

Drink driving is good for the soul and saves you money

Who else got a dwi haha hit like fuck all yall

people who comment about dislikes drive better drunk.

i am to liquor what the crocodile hunter is to alligators.😂

Rest In Peace Reos! Sippin King Cobras In The JunoBlk Pour out a liqour for you my boi !

I only drive drunk... no need for a license....

BOOCOOOCK

An absolute classic-track by the genius Afro !! how much great tracks does he create? uncountable :)

Im listening to this driving down the highway commenting amd drunk aft the same tiiiìiiiiiiiiiiivxb

This is the epitome of summer time music. Bad decisions, good vibes and booze as far as the eye can see

You gotta grab em in the manubla!

mandubla?!

They're not your ordinary crocs!

I fell asleep on the 14, woke up on the 405, fell asleep on the 405, woke up on the 105, fell asleep on the 105. Woke up in bed! Haha those are accurate directions from CPT to Palmd

I've always said I drive better drunk than most people do sober they took my line lol I also got a dui for passing a post office driver which is completely legal lol bastard took over 1600 in fines classes and shit lmao

CRUISE ON!

San Pedro 🌵

Non floride toothpaste

You going to get your medicine and like it

Dmt carbon hydrogen nitrogen

Fuck a DUI I got mace

that dude yo... insane :'D luv him

I drive better drunk too, My friends don't even want to ride with me sober, And that ain't no joke

Bukaaaaar

Hahaha so fucking good!!! I love Afroman

Sweet Muscles Bro

Hell yeah

how many colt 45s do you hafta chug o be 0ver 1.0??? cuz i drive better drunk 2 im relaxed.

voice of an angel

I need to listen to more Afroman. I don't know what it is about his music, but it really relaxes me and puts me in a good mood even if I had a bad day.

Drink stoned driving is awsome also sometimes near death defying lol

meine jugend

"I am to liquor what the CROCODILE hunter is to ALLIGATORS." Hahahahahaha

Relaxing beyond explanation..I started listening to this when I was like 12 or 13 years old lol I love this song.

I feel like driving through australia drunk hittin every prostitute in sight 🍻🍺🍶🍷🍹🍺🍸🍻🚘💪

I like driving high on crack.

0:08 when cock is drunk as fuck

DON'T DO THIS!

Still bumping in 2017

the noises he makes are so funny love it

Anyone high will enjoy listening to this.

You be a a-l-c-o-h-o-l-i-c, bro. It okay....

Afro mam you are my man love your style , your man Willie Wil.👏👍

wilson ankton man he plaued a show here on 420, that shit sold out within an hour of being announced, i wws pissed

All drunk drivers are idiots.

Meathook49 not when I’m a professional truck driver and racing driver and have had a gold license and 75% of the time I’m drunk driving doesn’t affect me

I drive better drunk than old people dobsober

Aaron Jones lmao nice one

Damn i always thought i drove good drunk. Yet i have 2 DUIs. SMH

thats cuz you are black

Shit man, im 100% German!! A true kraut

Aromas back to schhool

I got one and I don't remember what happened I woke up in the hospital getting my scalp stapled shut. Broke ribs and a spinal fracture. That was 3 months ago. So I only have one and it was not my fault an illegal Mexican ran the red light T bones me and runs. They ran I went to jail. DWI

lol for real, there's some people who do drive better drunk. my brother, man this guy, I swear if I couldn't smell it on his breath I'd never know he drunk while driving and then he'd get out of the car and could barely walk. It was something else.

listen to tonights the night by betty white.
id have to say he sampled it.

why did i read that like snoop dog on deep cover😂

+Devon Couch lol that's mad funny I hear it now

+larrymcjones haha foreal

nobbnnnnn

i man i use to drink sweet wine that was telerport some good very
strong wine that put me
to sleep after an few cups and bottles

lol you said a few cups and a bottle. you already said the truth than made a big ass a lie. we know you cant handle your drank

fuck every. body. that doesn't like froman by fronutts

damn that vibe is nice.

handle yo biz. hope you not dead right

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Tirei pu se peida

this is legal in Jamaica

Well Jamaican cars can't go more than 50mph so it's all good

not in sunny palmdale bro

it's not about goin' fast in palmdale with afro, man; it's all about poppin' switches in yo caddy

"poppin switches in yo caddy"

yo you come out here to the AV and find me a nigga with enough money to afford a damn caddy let alone know how to use hydraulics without breaking everything...

@Gzus70 I was referencing his song but to answer your question, some people invest the majority of their cashflow into nice cars and consider them assets. Now that I think about it he was probably shedding light on that point

til the wheels fall of my fucking circa

[Hook: 2x]
Don't grab my keys when the party's over
I drive better drunk than you do sober

[Verse 1]
I don't know what you've been told
I've been drinkin since 12 years old
Started in 1988
Hanging at the liquor store real real late
I drunk a swallow, I drunk a cup
Drunk the bottle, I threw up
Over the years, I learned to pace it
Get kinda tipsy, but not that wasted
I like beer, but I love malt liquor
Cuz malt liquor, get me drunk quicker
Stop on the freeway, take a whiz
Hop in my Cadillac and handle my biz
I drive better drunk than I do sober
Cuz when I'm sober right
I think I can make through the, red light
Go, go, go, I hope I'm not dead right
But when I'm drunk, I know I can't
So I ain't, I drive like a saint
Drinkin is a class I did not flunk
I'm a Colt 45 certified drunk

[Hook: 2x]

[Verse 2]
I dropped outta school in 9-0
Became the world's greatest wino
I drink at home, I drink at work
Ignore the boss, he just a jerk
I drink 12:00 in the day
Relax my nerve, serve my yay'
When my day go bad, I always drink
Calm down, relax and think
Only days we like to clown
A 24-ounce 'fore the sun go down
On weekends, that's when it's cool
To drink a 40-ounce, and act a fool
Once I get into that zone
I leave that beer and that liquor alone
I can barely walk, I can barely talk
But I can glide that Cadillac like a hawk

[Hook: 2x]

[Verse 3]
I ran from the cops in the rain
With my church shoes on
I drove from Palmdale, California to Compton
Drunk two 40-ounces, Old English 800, the club ended
All the homies left my in the parkin lot toe' back
Wasn't nobody out there but me and the sheriff department
Fell asleep on the 14
Woke up on the 405
Fell asleep on the 405
Woke up on the 105
Fell asleep on the 105
Woke up in bed
Call that, uh, autopilot
But don't try that at home; I got skills
I am to liquor, what the Crocodile Hunter is to alligators
"These crocs, they're not your ordinary crocs
"You gotta grab them in the mandible"
We can't find no hotels man (you know what I'm sayin)
So we might have to drive
All day, and all night
I got some music
So it's alright

[Repeat 4x]
All day, and all night
I got some music
It's alright

Make you feel good
Rollin through the hood
With your windows down
Checkin out your sounds
Just lend me a light
No stress and strive, baby

Ryan Lachman thx man

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everyone who disliked this has a DUI

More like everyone who disliked this is im MADD xDlololll

U mad bro ?

Shiit I still liked it

Damn this funny asf😂🤣I believe it

we need some more people like afroman who uses humor to unite people from all backgrounds afroman is for sure a one of a kind

we need some more trolls to make bitches like you shut up

Made a because I got high remix about hoes on my page if you wanna check it

He's a psyop

"At the top of our news, investigators are looking into the mysterious death of Joseph Foreman; known to many as 'Afroman'..."

Right too many racists and cold ass people wanting power and money

What would Jesus do ?!

He would turn his water into wine.

+Brandon Garvin and fuck that bitch one more time.....

+geemailMossman Jesus take the wheel while I pour a shot

The guy raps better drunk than when he's sober...stand drunk n high mehn....never come down...there's nothing down here

coming from a very heavy drinking biker (former - older now), this is true. My ol lady who did not drink always said I rode my bike safer drunk and very late, or early morning - whatever!

I'm good to drive because I can barely walk

+cdude100 you wild

i feel ya bro

My USB in my car radio. Suddenly this shit come on, and I found out I'm drunk driving. Best laugh ever

With my church shoes on...

Bout to take a shot than a bong rip to this shit, whos gonna join me?

wew lads

to early for a shot atm

LS juan no such thing

Better late then never!! Lit as fuck!

Real Talk Afroman !! Thats whats up !

that the shit

How to enrage people, I drink smoke and get to places that I need to be. Once there I get things done have a sleep on the back seat wake and drive home, once there get into the same state, live die repeat.

Me too.
?

Afro mans best!

not me etta

oh god that steve irwin bit my sides

No i dont know what you are sayin...

still bumping this in 2015 afroman is the soundtrack to my life homie

that feeling when you successfully make it home

greetins from the stratosphere

lol love the sensible comments. are rules not there to be broken

He kills it.. Hey if rap goes by the wayside he could be a stand up comedian for real..

i love this music so much that i have 4 duis

raja kumar you'd be in prison

reminds me of a mario game at 1.5 speed

salud !

Check out his official channel @ ogafroman needs the support + theres a bunch of new songs

Gimmie dat drank

whateva I believe him.

encyclopaedia dramatica brought me here

+aperturesciencegames Jesus christ thats some heavy shit how the fuck did that bring you here.

@cannibis sativa Darksydephil, someone suggested to me the article he had on ED.... then I was forever changed! 

Me too man i wish i could unsee it. it was like i lost part of my soul.

@cannibis sativa but you also gained the greatest ventilation of pure anger or animosity towards virtually any target.