Afroman - Crazy Rap Lyrics






Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out man, tell it.
It was this blind man, right?
Man, check this out. It was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? Fish market.
He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said, "Woo, good morning, ladies."

You like that shit, man? Pretty good.
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man.
Are you a ... motherfucker man?
I tell you what. My man on the guitar, hey,
We'll fool on the drums, yeah, right
Hey, everybody just crowd around the mic.
I'll tell you all these motherfucking jokes.
But first, I'mma start off like this.
Hey, help me sing it, homeboy.
Come on

Said Colt 45 and two Zig Zags,
Baby that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark,
Smoke that tumbleweed.
As the marijuana burn
We can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong,
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

So roll, roll, roll my joint.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell
Flyin' through Palmdale,
Skatin' on Dayton rims.

So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe de Ville.
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell,
I bet my Caddy will.

Well it was just sundown in a small white town.
They call it Eastside Palmdale. Well.
When the Afroman walked through the white land,
Houses went up for sale. Hell.
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl named Jan.
I let her ride in my Caddy
'Cause I didn't know her daddy
Was the leader of the Ku Klub Klan.

We fucked on the bed, fucked on the floor,
Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro.
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right.
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white.

I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba!
Got my ass lookin' like a zebra!
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way,
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet.

So I ran. I jumped out the back window,
But her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4.
Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right.
The motherfucker whooped my ass all night.
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad,
That's the best damn pussy I ever had.
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine.
I'mma fuck that bitch just one more time.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags,
Baby that's all we need.
Come on
We can go to the park after dark,
Smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burn
We can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong,
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

So roll, roll, roll my joint.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell
Flyin' through Palmdale,
Skatin' on Dayton rims.
Come on

So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe de Ville.
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell,
I bet my Caddy will.

I met this lady in Hollywood.
She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
I took her to my house, 'cause she was fine,
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.

I met this lady from Japan,
Never made love with an African.
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice.
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya.
I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
Had a big butt and big titties, too,
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.

See, I met this woman from Hawaii.
Stuck it in her ass, and she said, "Aiiiiieeee!"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch,
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.

Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky.
She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me.
I came in her mouth. It was a crisis.
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags,
Baby that's all we need.
Come on
We can go to the park after dark,
Smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burn
We can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong,
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
Hey, wait a minute man, check this out.

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee.
Her titties were filled with Hennessy.
That country music really drove me crazy,
But I rode that ass and said, "Yes, Miss Daisy!"

Met this lady in Oklahoma;
Put that pussy in a coma.
Met this lady in Michigan;
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again.

Met a real black girl down in South Carolina;
Fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino.
Fucked this hooker in Iowa.
I fucked her on credit what, so I owe her.

Fucked this girl down in Georgia;
Came in her mouth. Man, I thought I told ya.
Met this beautiful sexy ho;
She just ran across the border of Mexico.

Fine young thing, said her name's Maria.
I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla.
I wanna get married, but I can't afford it.
I know I'mma cry when she get deported.

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags,
Baby that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark,
Smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burn
We can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong,
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

Hey wait a minute man
Hey fuck that shit

Have you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck,
But the pussy just ain't no good?
(say what?)
I mean you're getting' upset
'Cause you can't get her wet,
Plus you're in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the pussy,
But it takes her so long to cum
(say what?)
Then a dude walks in.
That's her big boyfriend,
And he asks you where you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain
(I don't bang)
You start talkin' real fast.
But he already mad,
'Cause you're fuckin' his woman,
So he starts beatin' on your ass.

Now your clothes all muddy,
Your nose all bloody,
Your dick was hard but now it's soft.
(what?)
You thought you had a girl
To rock your world,
Now you still gotta go jack off.

See Colt 45 and two Zig Zags,
Baby that's all we need.
We can go to the





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  1. N.... U....

    2020 🤟

  2. J.... J....

    The censorship in this is hilarious.

  3. B.... B....

    His niece is in my grade and his son goes to my school like his niece

  4. b.... s....

    3:47 that is the best c walk ever

  5. v.... s....

    Colt 45 is one of my favorite afroman songs

    v.... s....

    Because I got High is mine. I grew up on that shit lol

  6. O.... J....

    Slick of the AMan with the Crip walk.

  7. R.... f....

    Tony the boy

  8. 1.... ....

    This is worse than Hollywood Undead's Everywhere I go where they replaced the swear words with cowbells....

  9. l.... M....

    Imagine watching this in 2019

  10. K.... T....

    2020 https://youtu.be/0TBlyr7gUBc

  11. R.... D....

    I will thumbs down every single censored song on YouTube.
    Like me comment and join me.

  12. C.... B....

    music is my drug, youtube is the dealer, vevo is the cops

  13. H.... M....

    That's not the actor from mr.robot or?

  14. S.... b....

    Woman beater!

  15. H.... H....

    What's the type of dance that he dancing?
    What's the name?

  16. C.... p....

    My teacher said i cant listen too this song on yt but she didn't know about spotify lol

  17. C.... D....

    2:59 best thing ever.

  18. T.... S....

    Half of the damn song is bleeped out

  19. T.... L....

    Did they seriously edit out references to weed and bongs?!

  20. M.... P....

    (Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out, tell it.
    It was this blind man, right?
    Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right?
    He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?
    Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?
    He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said,
    *Woo, good morning, ladies.*
    You like that shit, man?
    Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man.
    I tell you what- my man on the guitar, fool on the drums,
    Everybody just crowd around the mic,
    I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes.
    But first, I'm a start it off like this.
    Hey, help me sing it, homeboy.)
    Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
    We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
    And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns,
    Singing them dirty rap songs
    Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
    Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
    So roll, roll, roll my joint.
    Pick out the seeds and stems.
    Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims.
    So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
    If my tapes and my cds just don't sell,
    I bet my caddy will.
    Well it was just sundown in a small white town.
    They call it Eastside Palmdale.
    When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale.
    Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cd's
    When I met a little girl named Jan.
    I let her ride in my Caddy
    Cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan.
    We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo',
    Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro.
    Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right.
    She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white.
    I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a Zebra!
    I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way,
    Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet.
    I ran, I jumped out the back window,
    But her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4.
    Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right.
    The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night.
    But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn pussy I ever had.
    I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine.
    I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time.
    Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
    We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
    And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns,
    Singing them dirty rap songs
    Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
    Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
    So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
    Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale,
    Skatin' on Dayton rims.
    So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
    If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will.
    I met this lady in Hollywood.
    She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
    I took her to my house, cause she was fine,
    But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
    I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African.
    I fucked her once, I fucked her twice.
    I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
    Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya.
    I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
    Had a big butt and big titties, too,
    So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.
    See, I met this lady from Hawaii.
    Stuck it in her ass, and she said, ay!
    Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch,
    Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.
    Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky.
    She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me.
    I came in her mouth.
    It was a crisis.
    I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.
    Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
    We can go to the park after dark,
    Smoke that tumbleweed.
    And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns,
    Singing them dirty rap songs
    Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
    Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
    Hey, wait a minute man, check this out.
    I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee.
    Her titties were filled with Hennesy.
    That country music nearly drove me crazy,
    But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy!
    Met this lady in Oklahoma
    Put that pussy in a coma.
    Met this lady in Michigan
    I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again.
    Met a real black girl in South Carolina,
    Fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino.
    Fucked this hooker in Iowa.
    I fucked her on credit, so I owe her.
    Fucked this girl, down in Georgia; came in her mouth.
    Man, I thought I told ya.
    Met this beautiful sexy ho;
    She just ran cross the border of Mexico.
    Fine young thing, said her name's Maria.
    I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla.
    I want to get married, but I can't afford it.
    I know I'ma cry when she gets deported.
    Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
    We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
    And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns,
    Singing them dirty rap songs
    Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
    Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
    Have you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck,
    But the pussy just ain't no good? (say what?)
    And then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet,
    Plus you in the wrong neighborhood?
    So you try to play it off and eat the pussy,
    But it takes her so long to cum (say what?)
    Then a dude walks in. That's her big boyfriend,
    And he asks you where you from? (Where you from, man?)
    So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain (I don't bang.),
    You start talkin' real fast.
    But he's already mad, cause you fuckin' his wife,
    So he starts beatin' on your ass.
    Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody,
    Your dick was hard but now it's soft. (what?)
    You thought you had a girl to rock your world,
    Now you still gotta go jack off.
    Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
    We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.

  21. M.... d....

    How are you gonna censor “Tumbleweed” but not “Ku Klux Klan”

  22. M.... S....

    Zeus die

  23. J.... W....

    Why you even post this bull shit. Edited this tough

  24. F.... F....

    ik voel de beat man

  25. k.... b....

    I can sing this from my head lol

  26. N.... ....

    I am listening wrong song cuz I got high

  27. F.... ....

    Whats that dance called that AfroMan does on 2:53

  28. A.... ....

    Joe mama LMAO

  29. A.... ....

    N word lol

  30. n.... b....

    | fortnite
    \/

  31. s.... s....

    Because i got high brought me here ....

  32. A.... S....

    really CENSORED??? wtf

  33. J.... ....

    Wonder why early music videos had censored music

  34. A.... C....

    Ja man ist der gut :)

  35. M.... R....

    2019 like

  36. T.... I....

    I thought this song was called Colt 45. lol

  37. D.... ....

    Is nobody gonna mention how they censored the word "pussy" with a cat sound effect? 🤣

  38. G.... S....

    Chapado kkk

  39. o.... d....

    Why are they editing out all of the good words you're killing the song might as well not play it

  40. P.... R....

    Chile 2019 😄😄😄😄

  41. J.... ....

    GGX GANG

  42. K.... E....

    I like how they block out all of the words 🙄😒

  43. O.... Z....

    2:59 is that what your looking for

  44. g.... ....

    Yeahhh....no.

  45. 4.... ....

    He cwalks like a fucking god

  46. G.... L....

    OLD School rap ?

  47. S.... R....

    Oitnb brough me here

  48. I.... b....

    3:47 - 3:52 Nastiest Crip Walk Ever.

  49. R.... N....

    This song sucks now its censored

  50. C.... Z....

    Ahah non capisco un cazzo di americano e quindi fila una meraviglia

  51. T.... M....

    That young girl on #OITNB brought me here

  52. L.... G....

    Wheres the mexico Girl part?!?!?!?!

  53. G.... ....

    Half the song is censored lol

  54. b.... ....

    I missed out an opportunity to see Afroman live. Apparently he was at a random bar in Bismarck, North Dakota.

    b.... ....

    woah really?
    shit man, sorry

  55. S.... P....

    Smoke sum Backwoods

  56. M.... ....

    Nobody

    Them: instead of Saying fuck we should just spam moans

  57. I.... L....

    Muito bom

  58. J.... S....

    2:05 bandit elite from rainbow six siege

    J.... S....

    James Silver ahahahahaha

    J.... S....

    not really

    J.... S....

    Or just a biker xD

  59. J.... P....

    Quem é BR da like

  60. n.... b....

    Afro man the visionary

  61. s.... _....

    In love with this

  62. R.... C....

    This is dumb if i can't here the entire song!

  63. J.... W....

    This one busted over 10 million views. Its over 20 million!

  64. L.... ....

    Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
    We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
    And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns,
    Singing them dirty rap songs
    Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
    Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
    So roll, roll, roll my joint.
    Pick out the seeds and stems.
    Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims.
    So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
    If my tapes and my cds just don't sell,

    I bet my caddy will.




    Well it was just sundown in a small white town.
    They call it Eastside Palmdale.
    When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale.
    Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cd's
    When I met a little girl named Jan.
    I let her ride in my Caddy
    Cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan.
    We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo',
    Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro.
    Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right.
    She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white.
    I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a Zebra!
    I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way,
    Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet.
    I ran, I jumped out the back window,
    But her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4.
    Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right.
    The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night.
    But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn pussy I ever had.
    I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine.
    I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time.




    Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
    We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
    And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns,
    Singing them dirty rap songs
    Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
    Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
    So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
    Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale,
    Skatin' on Dayton rims.
    So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
    If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will.




    I met this lady in Hollywood.
    She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
    I took her to my house, cause she was fine,
    But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine.
    I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African.
    I fucked her once, I fucked her twice.
    I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.
    Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya.
    I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
    Had a big butt and big titties, too,
    So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.
    See, I met this lady from Hawaii.
    Stuck it in her ass, and she said, ay!
    Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch,
    Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.
    Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky.
    She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me.
    I came in her mouth.
    It was a crisis.
    I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.




    Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
    We can go to the park after dark,
    Smoke that tumbleweed.
    And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns,
    Singing them dirty rap songs
    Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong,
    Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

  65. j.... b....

    How can u censor a song like colt 45

  66. M.... J....

    I think this censored version is hilarious.

  67. O.... S....

    An Ode, to Bizzy Biz Marque. Or Markee.

  68. C.... R....

    This too funny

  69. M.... c....

    Batidao da hora

  70. S.... ....

    Afroman auto corrcts to African my auto correct is racist

  71. r.... m....

    Türk var mıı la

  72. �.... �....

    Чувак крут

  73. Z.... ....

    About 20% of the song is actually words, the other 80% is weird censorship sounds. What the fuck, Vevo?

  74. B.... ....

    ชอบๆ

  75. l.... ....

    this censored crap is gotta go. Thumbs down for a otherwise great song.

  76. J.... G....

    Tumbleweed is now profanity 🤔

    J.... G....

    JMaster Gaming tumble of weed

  77. Z.... B....

    E para ouvir chapado

  78. E.... C....

    Putos todos
    Mamalona la rola.

  79. K.... ....

    Wtf? And the "2019" people?

  80. J.... M....

    A Alguien mas le aparecio recomendado este vídeo ?

    J.... M....

    Pero esta chida :v

  81. J.... A....

    Pp🎶💝

  82. p.... m....

    Do we really need it censored I mean like we do live in the twenty-first century where weed is legal for Canadians

  83. N.... W....

    Any white people like this hahahaha😂

  84. L.... X....

    anyone listen to afroman this year ( Sourth Africa)

  85. w.... s....

    I was singing this song while i was showering today
    Good old days💖

  86. w.... s....

    That nostalgia

  87. a.... r....

    Made Satan happy at least