AFI - Rolling Balls Lyrics
Bowling is my life and it has always been my dream
to be a member of the local bowling team, but I'm not very good.
The guys won't accept me, I guess I try the girls team
and lose a part of my anatomy then balls will roll.
I think I want to be...
it's time for me to be a girl.
It's a very big decision, it's going to change my life.
I'll have to make all new friends, I'm gonna lose my wife.
But that's okay with me. There's something in my soul.
It doesn't matter who's the better man, it the man who gets to bowl.
Balls will roll. I think I want to be...
Balls will roll, I think it's time, it's time for me to be a girl.
Go! I've made my decision, I'm gonna make the change.
There will be rolling balls, I'm gonna play my game.
It's gonna be so great. It's gonna be the best,
I'm gonna cut 'em off, I'm gonna cut 'em off, I'm gonna cut 'em off.
I'll never have to cough.
Now I've made my change and I've fulfilled my dream.
I'm now a member of the women's bowling team.
I hope I throw a strike, cause I'll never score again.
My first game is tomorrow, I will go to play and then...
Balls will roll. I think I want to be...
Balls will roll, I think it's time, it's time for me to be.
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AFI Rolling Balls Comments
Is this about a guy getting a sex change to join a womans bowling league? Cause if so that's fucking awesome
dat bass tho
This song funny as shit
sweet song!
this song is so goddamn badass
Front man is bi sexual
they were great before the new millennium happened
i hope i throw a strike cus ill never score again
X-step one, no booze! X-step two, no drugs! X- finally, cut off your balls
XXX- bowling turkeys
Some of the most original lyrics I've ever heard. Awesome stuff!
this is punk tongue in cheek 101
theyre kind of childish though in hindsight. Its the most out of place of the bands usual mentality.
afi before the sucked!
@gothicxromancex AFI new still is still amazing? No. get out...
@thepureviolence neither, anthems for insubordinants was their name on this album and answer that and stay fashionable, says so on the inner notes to each album. asking for it came after this, then the quote "a fire inside" was hidden in the case of "shut your mouth and open your eyes" and featured on the intro song "keeping out of direct sunlight" then they released "a fire inside EP" and that became the name till this day.
is this when they were still under the name of "Asking For It" instead of "A Fire Inside"?
@BoredYouthCrew of course it does but i'd brather listen to Answer That and Stay Fashionable. But that's just me.
@BoredYouthCrew Ya didn't get trolled...wow
BALLS WILL ROLL FTW!
@RosettaStonedX
Congratulations. You suck.
First to dislike!
i actually have this cd but it doesn't have this song.?? just the vynils brings it!?
@lickmysocks i mean...everyone can have their opinion...death is a little extreme xP but yeah...AFI was, is, and will always be the best band on the face of this planet.
@xarealpersonx I still consider them one of my favorite bands even though they haven't made a good record in ten years.
is this about using mdma?
abrahamisagreatman no. It's about sucking on the men's bowling team, then having a sex change to join the women's team instead.
1:14 - 2 steppin action xD
Fucking hilarious. "I'm gonna cut em' off, I'll never have to cough"
"I hope I throw a strike, cuz I'll never score again"
Holy shit. I never laugh during songs, this one did it.
hahah ive always said this song forshadowed their future
this song is about bowling?? thats misleading..
hahah!
genius!
Such a fucking TUNE!!
fucken groupies, that's all i have to say. :>
excellent song!!!!!! from very proud of ya and behind the times!!!1
yo personalmente adoro el neo
me llamo bimbo y soy de bog colombia
viva don tetooooo
really, Joker13luvstwiztid, really?
Jade brought that edge to the band. AFI has been amazing since the very beginning, but Jade helped them express their darker side of life. If anything, Jade brought them to their zenith.