Aesop Rock - Churro Lyrics




Oh happy day, that unmistakable brown plumage
As accented by a snow white head and tail
I've seen the holy spirit
When I was young their population had collapsed to where it felt we'd only know the majesty through photo, prose and lyric
Through drastic conservation efforts and the diligence of fish and wildlife scientists we've actualized impressive data
So much so that 2016 would discover two such creatures nesting in the heart of downtown Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
200 years of absence broken by a brazen pair
It's not to shake a stick at when you actually AB the numbers
And so it was the PA game commission would install a webcam with a live feed that would showcase the avian lovers
You could be sitting in your office feeling testes, spilling coffee on a speadsheet thinking "Jesus Christ, my life is dismal"
Two seconds later you could stare into a portal that reminds you there is more than what your awful nine to five permits you

Like a giant fucking eagle
Or I don't know
Maybe Mona Lisa cheesing from the easel
Or I don't know
Maybe sunbeams leaking through a keyhole
Or I don't know
Eh, I don't know

Oh lordy lou, those unmistakable eight talons
That could surgically remove a sponing salmon from the raging rapids
People think nature is a rainbow or a newborn
Or a notion or a puppy which denies the gory steak and mashers
You load the sight up and expect to see the glory of a wingspan over eagly beaks emerging from a nega-hero
We overlook the fact that wow
Sometimes a cat'll eat a bird, sometimes a bird'll eat a cat
Like it's a fucking churro
On April 26th in front of grip of viewers tuning in to catch a glimpse of what would usually live in the shadows
There was no way to have predicted honing in on the internets favorite creature as reduced to nutritional value
I wonder if some dude was sad because his cat had run away and thought
"Maybe I'll load these eagles up to feel connected"
Then got to watch his little Fluffy torn to pieces by the very nature he had sought to ease him through his deep depression

By a giant fucking eagle
Or I don't know
Maybe Mona Lisa cheesing from the easel
Or I don't know
Maybe sunbeams leaking through a keyhole
Or I don't know
Eh, I don't know





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Aesop Rock Churro Comments
  1. Mikko Huovinen

    Oh happy day, that unmistakable brown plumage
    As accented by a snow white head and tail
    I've seen the holy spirit
    When I was young their population had collapsed
    Yo where it felt we'd only know the majesty through photo, prose and lyric
    Through drastic conservation efforts
    And the diligence of fish and wildlife scientists we've actualized impressive data
    So much so that 2016 would discover two such creatures
    Nesting in the heart of downtown Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
    200 years of absence broken by a brazen pair
    It's not to shake a stick at when you actually AB the numbers
    And so it was the PA game commission would install a webcam
    With a live feed that would showcase the avian lovers
    You could be sitting in your office feeling testes
    Spilling coffee on a speadsheet thinking "Jesus Christ, my life is dismal"
    Two seconds later you could stare into a portal
    That reminds you there is more than what your awful nine to five permits you
    Like a giant fucking eagle
    Or I don't know
    Maybe Mona Lisa cheesing from the easel
    Or I don't know
    Maybe sunbeams leaking through a keyhole
    Or I don't know
    Eh, I don't know
    Oh lordy lou, those unmistakable eight talons
    That could surgically remove a spawning salmon from the raging rapids
    People think nature is a rainbow or a newborn
    Or a notion or a puppy which denies the gory steak and mashers
    You load the sight up and expect to see the glory of a wingspan
    Over eagle-y beaks emerging from a nega-hero
    We overlook the fact that wow
    Sometimes a cat'll eat a bird, sometimes a bird'll eat a cat
    Like it's a fucking churro
    On April 26th in front of a grip of viewers tuning in to catch a glimpse
    Of what would usually live in the shadows
    There was no way to have predicted honing in on the internets favorite creature
    As reduced to nutritional value
    I wonder if some dude was sad because his cat had run away and thought
    "Maybe I'll load these eagles up to feel connected"
    Then got to watch his little Fluffy torn to pieces by the very nature
    He had sought to ease him through his deep depression
    By a giant fucking eagle
    Or I don't know
    Maybe Mona Lisa cheesing from the easel
    Or I don't know
    Maybe sunbeams leaking through a keyhole
    Or I don't know
    Eh, I don't know

  2. Quin McFly

    Only 39k views...





    I’ve watched this way more than that

  3. Hexss

    Up next:

    Kirby
    Homemade Mummy

  4. Timothy Encinas

    2 seconds later you can stare into a portal that reminds you there is more than what your awful nine to five permitttssss you....

    Happy Lou Videos

    Like a giant fuckin' eagle

    Tha Chef Beatz

    Hey watch your mouth dude

  5. PR3Y

    "like a giant fucking eagle"

    pittsburghers know ✊

  6. walt gasowski

    They ate a fucking gosling today then nested in its feathers!

  7. Labedincoln

    The lyrics on this song, holy fuuuck

    Cigar Face!

    this shit is funny

  8. Trevor Irwin

    I literally heard an ad that said, “Cats on YouTube are cute” directly before listening to this, which is exactly what he’s criticizing in this song. Oh, the irony.

    crowheads

    but he did make a song about his kitten!

  9. iShock Gamers

    Eh... I dont know..

    Sup3r15

    iShock Gamers you have to catch the meaning to appreciate

  10. Insert Redletter Media Meme Here

    Fuckin amazing

  11. summerteeeth

    Came here for the track, and got carried away by the story within. Two seconds later you could stare into a portal...

  12. rippeter

    By a giant fucking eagle

  13. Shawn Phoenix

    Nothing but love for the Hays Bald Eagles. Everyday I drive pass them I am blessed.

  14. Baron Von Bon Bon

    Someone else says idk a lot like me lol. I like this song a lot

    Elliot Wright

    I dunno

  15. Austin Abney

    I don't know

    Angelo Pauli

    i feel you dog

    The CIA

    Austin Abney Maybe get a kitten?

  16. Kraifwraith

    Fun Fact: The zipper was developed in part in the clutches of talon, whose carcass lies crumbled and broken. Iunno if it's good or bad, just that history is a funny thing.

  17. moonboogie N8

    Poor kirby...

  18. Warren Burger

    I don't know either, man.

  19. Lone_Ronin77

    Love this one aes. Love my dad to.

  20. Ian Roberts

    I love you Dad.

    Ethan & Katy Roberts

    love you too bro...................come hang out fool

  21. Haole Phace

    Like a giant [email protected]€kin eagle

  22. Dying Terrestrial

    Good Song