Adolescents - Nuclear Football Lyrics

Countdown to
Destruct-O-Bowl XXVII

Everyone come along
Bring your fanny packed
Today's a special day
Three way tie for last
Menage Pepe
With some power balls

Bannon grabs Milo's sack
Hikes it to 45
45 snaps it back
Loves his very tight end

Just nuclear football
Just nuclear football
Just nuclear football
Just nuclear football

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Rocket Man breaks left
Times-out for a quick hand job
Takes time to review
Over launch on the Denny's menu

No big deal
Just nuclear football
No big deal
Just nuclear football
No big deal
Just nuclear football
No big deal
Just nuclear football
No big deal
Just nuclear football
No big deal
Just nuclear football
No big deal
Just nuclear football
No big deal
Just nuclear football
No big deal