Adkins, Trace - Asshole Lyrics






I don't care if you're from Texas
It might surprise you to know
And I don't care if your great-great granddaddy
Was a Confederate hero
And I don't care if you're from Hollywood
Just as enlightened as you can be
You're still an asshole to me

I don't care if you quit drinking
And go to meetings twice a week
You say you've found your higher power
You're so clean now and you're sweet
Now that you're clear and sober
It sure is sad to see
That you're still an asshole to me

You can put an asshole through Harvard
Sit him behind the wheel of a shiny Corvette
And ship him off to charm school
What do you get?
You get a rich (rich)
Charming (charming)
Educated
Asshole

And you say you love your mama
Well that's good, good for you
It wouldn't surprise me to learn
That she's an asshole too
I don't care if you're a judge
On some singing show on NBC
You're still an asshole
You're still an asshole
Like me





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  1. J.... ....

    Can we just talk about Blake's voice? Almost doesn't matter what he sings it sounds great.

  2. b.... ....

    I really laugh so hard when I listen to this song great job guys you are my sunshines ☀️☀️💝

  3. m.... H....

    Luv this song

  4. J.... B....

    Two damn fine goodlooking men

  5. P.... B....

    Blake..Trace..what did 1st asshole say to 2nd asshole? 😕 ....well guys..were still waiting for you to answer. 😕??

  6. J.... B....

    Who else out there is an asshole?

  7. B.... P....

    Was really expecting Blake to comment on trace getting shot in his first marriage!

  8. d.... m....

    I wish i could hear the singers !

  9. G.... A....

    Idk wtf they r saying terrible post helena keller could get a better chance at this than 90% of the damn rest of us what a bunch of shit

  10. S.... B....

    Easy to hear and understand with headphones on . Funny lil song :)

  11. R.... S....

    Trace Adkins ain't lying Blake the fake Shelton is an asshole LoL 😀

  12. m.... k....

    Ive got to use that at work!

  13. D.... M....

    The audio could have been a lot better so we could understand what they said, still funny as shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  14. S.... S....

    Haay all you all on this feed can't understand what there singin about are all a bunch of Assholes!3🤣🤣🤣🤣

    S.... S....

    😂😂😂😂

  15. R.... S....

    I’m sorry but Denis Leary did the definitive asshole song

  16. A.... V....

    Cant hear anything that they say

    A.... V....

    That's cause yur an asshole!🤣🤣

  17. K.... H....

    I love guy its great

  18. B.... A....

    *watched the first thirty seconds then realized this should have never been posted because I'm not the only one who doesn't understand WTF they are saying...then stopped watching.*

    B.... A....

    You sir did the right thing.

  19. T.... S....

    Wouldnt be great to make money and have fun at same time?

  20. R.... w....

    Two GREAT Country Singers....Singing about ALL the ASSHOLES in Washington...👍👍😁

  21. 1.... 9....

    Gwens phone number.

    1.... 9....

    I got it too.

  22. C.... R....

    All ass holes

  23. W.... S....

    Oh ! I've been to one of these !! It's an A. U. (Assholes Unanimous) meeting! "Ok,.. uh,.... hi... My name's Blake, and... uh, I'm an asshole...."
    "HI. BLAKE"!!

  24. S.... D....

    Damn Trace his hat sucks thanks to Toby for that farmer look.

  25. H.... P....

    I wish I could understand what they were saying

    H.... P....

    That's cause you sir are an ASSHOLE🤣🤣🤣🤣

  26. J.... o....

    They just having fun

  27. C.... B....

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  28. W.... a....

    I have had to pause 5 times in the first 20 seconds and go back, because of the idiot who is screaming in the background

  29. M.... S....

    Love it.

  30. K.... T....

    Somsone is a AH!

  31. L.... S....

    Some charitable soul, could write what they say / sing? So I can translate and understand what they say, I don't speak english 🥺😓

    L.... S....

    B-There's kids out here man, you can't do it.
    T-I'll sing with you. It ain't that bad anyway, come on. It'll be all right.
    B-Let's do it.
    T-I called Gwen, she said it's cool.
     B-Wait a minute, you got Gwen's number?
    T-I've had it longer than you have.
    (something I can't understand)

    I don't care if you're from Ava (Oklahoma, that's where he's from)
    I'm surprised you'd know (???)
    I don't care if your great great granddaddy was a Confederate hero
    I don't care if you live in Hollywood
    Now you're as enlightened as you can be
    But you're still an asshooooooolllllleeeeee to me

    I don't care if you quit drinkin'
    And go to meetings twice a week
    You say you've found your higher power
    Yeah now you're clean, you're sweet
    Now that you're clear and sober
    Well it sure is sad to see
    You're still an asshooooooolllllleeeee to me

    You could put an asshole thru Harvard
    Sitting behind the wheel of a shiny new Corvette
    Send him off to charm school
    Let us tell you what you get

    You get a rich (pretty wealthy), charming (smooth talking), educated (pretty smart) asshooooollllleeeeee!

    Now you say you love your mama (watch it now, watch it)
    Well that's good, good for you
    It wouldn't surprise me to learn
    She thinks you're a d***head too
    I don't care if you're a judge
    On some snooty singing show on NBC
    You're still an asshoooollllleee..........

    Don't ruin the song, if you're gonna sing asshole, sing it pretty

    You're still an asshoooolllee..............like me

    L.... S....

    @Julie Russell Thank you!

    L.... S....

    @theresa bollman You're welcome!

  32. T.... C....

    How original...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_y9FB0QKk

  33. M.... V....

    Love me some BLAKE!!!!!!!

    M.... V....

    Well he love's you to darlin!!

  34. G.... H....

    You guys crack me up.. Love it!

  35. k.... s....

    This is what real men look like

  36. M.... H....

    Johnny cash easy e

  37. S.... B....

    Love it

  38. J.... C....

    I love this its awesome

  39. T.... G....

    BTW, that wouls be a good song for Trace becuase it's obvious from his videos that he does.

  40. T.... G....

    It's a pretty funny song, but I still prefer Joe Walsh's I Like Big Tits better

  41. J.... B....

    I'm sensing a hit here

  42. C.... F....

    I'm a Latino who fell in love with a country girl from Albany, Ga. and even still in love with country music. Hoping that she still well remembering me every time she hears salsa music. Tina thanks for the memories from Jacksonville,Fl. Blessings

  43. L.... C....

    You two are so funny, thanks for the laugh and entertainment.

  44. C.... R....

    Dedicated to Donald Trump!

    C.... R....

    That would be Congress,(democrats) failed to pass drug price reform, immigration reform, repair of infersturcture and US-MEXICO-CANADA trade agreement. All the things they ran on.

  45. A.... M....

    I was there high up in the seats to Adkins right! Love this concert!!! Thanks for sharing this!!!

  46. R.... W....

    Hansdown im taking the asshole :)

  47. R.... W....

    See you in Washington dc

  48. R.... W....

    Hell yeah born a rebel raised by outlaw Yankees

  49. t.... b....

    Loooooove them!!!!

  50. K.... S....

    These 2 are funny together

  51. N.... ....

    the new " Willie and Merle " super friends thanks for posting it LOL

  52. D.... A....

    these men are amazing love them.

  53. M.... S....

    Love my music

  54. A.... B....

    love it

  55. J.... S....

    Blake and Trace r both great

  56. K.... M....

    LMAO 🤣 LOVE IT!!!!

  57. T.... F....

    Thanks for the giggle cowboys ♥️🎸🎶

  58. J.... H....

    lol, now i don't care how you are this is good. what an breath of fresh air. I thought Montgomery Gentry's Titty's Beer was good, this tops it.

  59. B.... D....

    Lol an ty Guy

  60. b.... h....

    So funny

  61. C.... G....

    I was there a your concert my mom surprised me with it love u

  62. L.... B....

    Yeah Blake is a ASSHOLE!

  63. P.... K....

    🎼🎶🎤🎸💕🎼Trace Adkins you @ Blake ,lol. Having to much fun!😘🎶👍🏼

  64. S.... S....

    We need to get Buffet, Denis Leary, and these two together for a compliation.

  65. T.... H....

    This is awesome.

  66. B.... O....

    Love it

  67. s.... w....

    Funny as hell. Your both assholes!!! Love it!

  68. M.... G....

    Love ❤️ country music two great 👍 country boys . Music memories mommy playing music growing up she would have loved watching we have laughed together

    M.... G....

    Margarita Gonzalez
    You were...😉

  69. P.... ....

    Hahahaha... Fly Eagles Fly. We beat them in OUR HOUSE then won it all in THEIR HOUSE. Great time, Fun song

  70. k.... ....

    That was the best damn show I've seen in a long time. Awesome show brother Blake amd brother Trace!! 👍👍👍 can't wait to see you again

    k.... ....

    kleankoncepts lol

  71. D.... P....

    Lol! Just found this. Saw that Jimmy Buffet wrote it. Love all three!

  72. W.... M....

    Have always enjoyed listening to both Trace and Blake but the sound quality of this video sucks. What did you use? A cellphone?

  73. C.... F....

    🎸🎸🎤🎤🙌🙌🌟🌟💙🇦🇷

  74. R.... C....

    I wonder if this song is on an album

    R.... C....

    Randy Cage Nope.

  75. A.... R....

    Personally I don't think that these two guys are capable with each other l like them both but not together not cool,there to big too be on the same stage ! There both great singers but not on the same stage.

    A.... R....

    Arthur Robbins it's They Are....not There.....

    A.... R....

    Ok do object Alison Krauss, Dolly Parton and Shania Twain.

    A.... R....

    Yur a dumbass!

  76. d.... ....

    These two are having way too much fun with this. For this reason, whoever album this song is on, I’m buying it!

  77. m.... t....

    i can't understand what they are saying in the beginning...

    m.... t....

    where are you from? I might be a hill billy

    m.... t....

    Cause yur an asshole!🤣🤣

  78. c.... w....

    this is funny. like you video on trace and blake

  79. P.... C....

    Blake is deffanitly drunk probably Tracie Atkins too . He must be drinking a lot again.stull love his music

    P.... C....

    Patricia Curnutt Trace had a problem with alcohol and never drinks now.

    P.... C....

    Patricia Curnutt trace doesnt drink anymore

  80. N.... B....

    Well, these guys have done a great song again!!!

  81. S.... S....

    Love both of them

  82. a.... f....

    Lol...cute

  83. C.... G....

    These guys are great.

  84. e.... g....

    Funny lmao

  85. J.... W....

    I am not a country music fan but a friend of mine took me to this show last night and this was the funniest thing I have ever seen before in my life them guys are funny as hell!

    J.... W....

    I'm jealous!

    J.... W....

    There’s always been this rumor, take a non country music fan to a country concert and you just turned them into a country music fan

    J.... W....

    Johnny, listen to Songs About Me by Trace, it's the story of all of us.

    J.... W....

    There's to much echo in the acoustics, the words are hard to hear, Need captions !

    J.... W....

    And ur name is WeedSeed!!🤣🤣🤣