Adam Sandler - UFC Ears Lyrics

Welcome to the club of ufc ears

c'est fun et plein de creativité ,

0:26 I thought that was tom Holland

tragic epic

318 people have puffy and disturbing UFC ears.

UFC EARS

HE CAN BEAT YOU IN THE OCTAGON

Adam for President.he has my vote....great show i laughed so hard, you know the rest.ewww...

When I heard this shit I fuckin lost it

I’m fucking crying this is so funny 😂

This was such a good show, all around. I didn’t think it was possible to laugh and cry for a comedy show. Somehow, he managed to pull it off. He set the bar high with this one. This was flat out amazing.

“Afterwards drink 30 beers” I die every time 😂

Is this a parody of Peter Dinklage My Friend from a galaxy far far away? Or are they both parodying another song?

How many kids of the 90s used to get high asf and listening to this guys CD's while hot boxing your car???

It's official, Adam Sandler is funny again

Love this!

This is hilarious

This shit fucking killed me

Saw the Sandman in SLC. Even better live!

I knew this sounded familiar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfl-foaJtTU

one of my favorite stand up show ever Adam! i watched this 3 times in a week i just dont get tired of it. your songs are genious, who cares if people dont get irony and absurd humour i love youuuu keep on being this awesome!!

Im a ufc fan so this song is funny but the netflx special was sad to see.

Finally got around to watching this special. I have to say... Watching Adam Sandler have fun on stage is extremely enjoyable. Great material. “UFC Ears” has my eyes watering.

this is funny

Not gonna lie that backwards slide shuffle at 0:56 ain't easy to pull off

Is the piano guy Peter from Deadpool 2?

hate adam sandler since anger management......but this song is amazing

Glasses where can I get some

Thr funniest part is adam is laughing himself halfway while he is singing...

Adam at his best!

This killed me! I have 3 older brother who grew up wrestling and I can’t even! Hahaha 😂

" ufc ears, Adam Sandler definitely loves getting pounded in the rear,
Rip open his ass and throw down a beer,, so will wrestle till we give each other ufc loads"

Least funny thing I've ever read.

Welcome to the club of UFC ears 👂

I think this song is about Brendan Shaub. Hell if you close your eyes he sounds exactly like bryan callen at the very start

This whole show is hilarious and GREAT!!!!! I THINK THE ONES THAT DON'T LIKE IT HAS UFC BRAINS

I have cauliflower ear🤷🏽‍♂️ and I’m proud of it

But you haven't been laid in years, you cry yourself to sleep, because you have those ufc ears 🎶 ufc ears 🎶 ufc ears 🎶

Reminds me of a cross between Bobby "Boris" Pickett ("Monster Mash") and Devo

Just watched this OMG so freaking hilarious!! 😂

Still one of the best

Please do another Netflix special!!!!

I needed to watch something whilst a lil medicated. Sandy wexler was rubbish and i was starting to believe that Adam Sandler was gone..no more classics like Waterboy, Happy Gilmore or even Grown ups. Then i saw this and though hey why not im high as F might as well watch this as you know Mary J can make masters of the universe seem like goodfellas. But boy was i suprised the songs were funny as hell..Sandman your still a legend 😎

This style is very much flight of the conchords.

#LEGENDARY lmmfao

Don't understand the hate. This special was the best thing he's done in a long time. Didn't expect much but I dug it. And this song's catchy as hell.

This is supposed to be funny? This sounds like something made up by a 4th grader. No disrespect to kids in 4th grade intended :)

My best friend, who religiously watches UFC and has a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, was howling with laughter like a hyena on angel dust at this. I wonder why... :)

Damn this dude isn't funny at all. No such thing as UFC ears anyways. XD

TripleTapHK you’re absolutely right, cauliflower ears are a conspiracy. I’m with ya!

Fuckin great standup Adam thx

THIS WHOLE STAND UP SHOW IS HILARIOUS!!!!! Seriously, you gotta watch it 😂

well regardless of all opinions i watch lot of standups but never ever have i rewatched a special on short intervals as i did with this sandman's latest i laugh out loud every freakin time . its hilarious and the word fresh is neat choice as i said it never bore me to rewatch it

This man should make albums haha

UFC Ears
UFC Ears
UFC Ears

What song is this. It is a parody of another but I can't figure it out. Fuck off to all those people who hate on him he is funny to enough people to be famous.

sounds like space pants!

Space pants and this are both based on an original song but I can't put my finger on it

Is this based of another song it seems very familiar

Same.... I've paused the special to look for the song, but I have no idea what it is. I know it was in some older movie that I probably watched a lot though.

So so funny....I was crying

Funniest shit I have ever seen. Just finished watching the Netflix show. Song stuck in my head so I had to hear it again. Still cant stop laughing!!!

Is this just him singing the whole time?

It's a style of comedy. Look up bo Burnham

I can’t decide which one of the songs from his special is my favourite. But this is up there for sure.

The face you have when a comedian fails to make you laugh.

UFC EARS is the greatest song of 2018.

Looks like an impractical jokers punishment challenge

Your birth was an impractical Jokers punishment challenge nazi

TVW Chain lol wtf

Reminds me of space pants

If you dont find Sandler funny you're either too young, dont fully grasp comedy as a whole or, both.

Cauliflower wrestler 😂😂😂

😭😭😭😂😂😂 omg too funny

Not funny, just stupid.

Especially when you f#@ked up cauliflower wrestler UFC ears. Tiny little holes in your UFC EARS.

Adam Sandler had it all in Hollywood,but then we all got tired of him. And now hes desperately trying to jumpstart a dead career! Just get back into the casket sir! You died a long time ago.

But we can still see your horrible UFC EARS.

He's a legend always will be you Nazi trash

Subscribe to my channel is good

Adam Sandler: 100% trash

Ha like you're shit looking ass would know any better

Lonely Gamer Br gay

You fucking idiots are pathetic morons. 6 million people who should be sterilized.

Because they all have UFC EARS, horrible disfigured UFC EARS?

Only 100,000 people watched this so why sterilize 5,900,000 others?

I dont get it

I can't understand why you wouldn't with those UFC EARS, maybe you should go drink 30 beers.

Comedy. This is it. Accept it or fuck off

Ola quando irão laçar a 3 temporada de lucifer é a 8 temporada de the walking dead

It's hard to understand how anyone could find this funny in any way.

We do because we know comedy unlock you, you comedy nazi

Adam Sandler get the fuck off my YouTube and Netflix ...

All because he made fun of your horrible wrestling cauliflower UFC EARS.

PUT ME IN ONE OF YOUR MOVIES!!!!!!

Adam Sandler is utterly cynical with no joy for what he does just look at Pixel. Netflix is prioritising the quantity of shit they throw at us over quality.

Did you even watch the entire thing?

No way sir nothing whistles past those UFC EARS

You. You have UFC ears don't you. You are using comments against him to hide your ears. But we all know you can't. You fugly boiiiii

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please stop trying to be funny its just not only sad go retire and live the lap of luxury buddy please just fucking stop

2018 is the year the year of UFC EARS.

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I didn't even laugh

It's hard to believe that you couldn't hear with those giant UFC EARS.

My Chanel is filex tyago

Netflix I auditioned for stranger things this video is called my audition for the 3rd and 4th season for stranger things please ser it. Thanks you

We all know a guy!

With UFC EARS

I had to pause it that's a type of song that sticks in your head.

Hey plz add teen titans go! To the movies

Looks like 300 people have UFC ears, UFC ears.

Adam don't ever think your not 💯 fresh cause for 30 years you've been the greatest.

Netflix bill bur will save ur comedy genre do it make it happen

Snipeshot1202 1 He has two Netflix specials.

Netflix Im disappointed with ur comedy specials

I'm disappointed in your narcissistic ass.

#DONTWATCHTHIS

#ThisGuyIsANaziKillHim

DEATH TO EVERY FUCKING DO-GOODER.

FUCK YOU BUFFOON.

I really think you should all give this a try. It was actually really funny and heartwarming and I do not regret watching it at all.

Baby Lej The heartwarming stuff was fake, he was pretending just like he does in his movies, It’s to make people think that he’s not just an immature goof ball

I expect better production quality here Netflix. Like balancing vocal audio and music audio to similar levels.

why all the dislikes, wtf?

UFC ears

I've watched this like 10 times