Adam Sandler - Uber Driver Lyrics

If Adam Sandler joined the rap game then it's over for these rappers

What the hell was that Adam?

Adam Sandlers Boys... the Legend lives... Its funny cause its true... they stink and they are charging much more than a cab. sneaky stinky weasels

He is my favorite person

Best thing Adam Sandler done in a long time!

This is legit rap. No worse, no better. Haters waste their own time. I'm a metal head personally but sandler and comedy always prevail. If you dont like this sing but like rap nusic otherwise then you are delusional. "That one touched the ground, that one touched the ground!"

Love the Sand Man!!!!😂😂😭😂😂😭😂😂

Adam Sandler you can not RAP stick to what you know "Acting" but here lately you can't even do that right

I luv adam Sandler 🤣🤣🤣

4th beastie boy.

98% of the comments: what the hell is with all these people hating on Sandler

2% of the comments: actually hating on Sandler

YouTube is censoring all YouTube videos that are describing stinky body odor Uber and Lyft drivers true story try to find one

A riot!

As a fellow ride-share driver and former 🚕 driver too I don't take offense. 99pct of drivers are just this 😂😂 I'm in the 1pct and actually take pride in not smelling like shit as he puts it 😂😂👍👍 great just Adam. Love it. PS. They dont pay me enough to provide you rubes free water so I won't ever get the great amenities badge ever I guess🤷 I do provide gum if I personally have it 😂🤔.

Adam is funny, but is backup rapper...is just hysterical

I can't stop listening to his songs and movies there the best

lmfao hes so weird and fuckin alsome lmfao

This shit when off when we next to an uber driver who happened to be driving a white honda civic...the look he gave me was priceless 😹😹😹

He's actually a really good rapper

Put it on 1.75x and it sounds like a modern song

Hell no!

The Adlibs are funny AF...damn..wtf...locked windows..it's common courtesy-that-shit-got-germs. WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRD UP MUTHAF***ERRRRRRRRRR. He's a damn fool 😂

Sounds better than the shit hip hop you hear nowadays. I will always listen to original from 80s to early 2000s.

Now we need to come out with a song called “Jews are leaching off society” or “get the smelly rotten Jew out my car”

Damn haters, if you don't enjoy this kind of humor go watch Amy Schumer or go feel offended about something somewhere else,

Legend !

It’s 7:58 am Sunday. I woke up thinking about this song lmao. Had me rolling when I saw it

Probably the most talented comedian lol. Can make songs about anything, play the guitar, and just be funny

The 362 people that disliked this video were all Uber Drivers

When I want to die

This saves life

His humor is cringe in a good way

Sandman is Awesome! ❤️

I must be really juvenile because I think this is hilarious.

Audio post guy does a good job with the laugh track.

Genius !

I love Adam Sandler 😘

350 stinky uber drivers disliked this vid

Adam the mumble rapper

Legendary

Only movie I cryd to click when he chases his kids f in sad as

Turns out he smell was me. 😂

337 Uber drivers didn't scrub their nut sacks LMAO

The same ones hating on this special are the same ones who probably enjoy Kevin Hart.

This isn't even the whole thing #fail

Sandler is the G.O.A.T.!!

I was like uh-oh. this Honda civic smells just like a butthole 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sandler is a legend! 😂💩

Best in years!!!

I love all the talentless clowns talking smack. Nobody asked u haters for ur unsolicited opinion. Just shut up and go away. Nobody gives a damn if you like Adam Sandler or not really. Can't please everyone and he's not trying to. I love his stupid, pointless, moronic, and mundane sense of humor. If you don't who cares? I don't.

I laughed soooooo freakin hard!!!! This Honda Civic smells just like a butthole 😂😂😂😂

The special is hilarious

Legend!

Hottest song of 2018 🔥

LOL! This song is so funny and the rest of his Netflix show is great.

i watched this stand up two times it is funny as fuck i loved it so much The Sandman is a Legend

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Amazing!!!

This special was honestly hilarious.

Had me dying yet again

Sandler is truly funny, genuine, lovable and down to earth. This show made me laugh harder than I have in years. He’s a legend!😊

Yeah dude, you got to smell bad when you drive uber so then when the drunks get in, they puke in the car and you make $80-140 cleaning up their vomit... Next Level Uber Driver tip for free in the YouTube comment section (pretty sure my nerve damage from being a boom op/sound mixer makes me smelly even with a shower and anti-persperent, makes for a weird stank... thanks nyu, was worth the 160k for this great network of caring people..."

all of his lovely stupid songs have been stuck in my head for a week after seeing this amazing special

this song was meh but the overall special is brilliant, simply calling it 100 % fresh which forces Rotten Tomatoes to call it 100 % fresh is comic genius considering they have given him 0% ratings for numerous movies

I dont get the hate here. This is just the definition of Adam Sandler!! This is what he does. All of his jokes and songs are deliberately stupid and cringy. That's the point lol hea a genius

I don't care what anyone says. That song was funny. Perfect example of what most rap songs are like today anyway. It's entertainment guys. If it's stupid, great. I thought it was stupid humor to enjoy.

Uber driver are slave in my cowntry (Brazil) and they are smell bad too..

Dude never evolved as.a comedian; still doing pre school humor in his 40s. Never liked him....not now......not ever!

Nobody gave a crap what you thought before and they still don't now.

Sorry if other people having an opinion bothers you so much “TrueAmerican” douchebag.

Seems almost unAmerican to me! It is my world too you small minded chump

Bryan Gandy you’re truly a moron. You have nothing but negative things to say which proves to the world your life sucks. You live a miserable existence and feel the need to spread your negativity everywhere else. Like I said, we don’t care. It’s more unamerican to shit talk a man working to provide for his family. Go be a snowflake somewhere else.

Sounds like Dirt Nasty haha

sandler needs to be promoting the next funny comic. he is a little played out.. like about 10 years played out. poop humor doesnt last.

So sad, you think you're too grown up to laugh at a fart joke.

True American not if its told right. louis ck can make a fart joke to make me shit myself

Noname Nolast I think many people have changed on what they think Adam does since he’s done all those family flicks. I really enjoyed his new standup. The cauliflower ear was a bit weird but I thought it was pretty funny.

He shreds Phone, Wallet, Keys. Better than half the rappers out there

Right when I got inside I was like uh oh. This Honda civic smells just like a butthole 😁

This is classic Adam Sandler and if anyone doesn’t like it then you were never a true fan. This song is hilarious. The whole time he’s talking about a smelly uber driver and the punchline is that he shat his pants, it was him the whole time, not the uber driver. And he’s obviously making fun of rap at the same time. Funny. F you all.

Jason Willis lmao why are you writing out the punchline everybody understood the joke it’s just not very funny like that’s barely a punchline

THA GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I watched this on Netflix an gotta say I loved it. Brings back some old skool Adam shit. He should do more shit like this

I for one think all the new Adam Sandler Netflix clips popping up on my feed are fucking hilarious

Adam Sandler can just do anything

I don't get why they didn't bring out the better songs for youtube..

Then no one would sign up for Netflix to watch the rest lol.

I feel like if this came out back during the SNL days it would be a classic. Now everyone just wants to trash on Sandler. I thought the special was brilliant.

His "Phone, wallet, keys" song is hilarious this was jus a bit of fillin trash..jus saying not hatin

^ is obviously an uber driver.

Lmfao this is funny, but I find the opposite to be true. I pick up passengers and they compliment how my car smells. Additionally some of the passengers who I pick up honestly need to rethink their personal hygiene and standards of cleanliness because they smell.

Best mumble rap I’ve ever herd 😆

Nailed it adam!!!!

when did adam sandler become good

Respect...the best stand up show on NETFLIX.
Is anybody able to tell me, if the end-credit melody is somewhere available?
sounds a little bit like Petula Clark with down town. Very nice!
 Many thx in advance ;)

Anyone that doesn't like this video is either a smelly Uber driver or was a passenger who shit their pants and didn't leave 5 stars.

Before you guys go on your rants about how much you hate him, watch the special, it’s honestly really good

and support something that sucks, I made that mistake. People if you have enough time to watch this liquid shit than rather watch extra ordinary homes I swear to god you are gonna laugh more.

God damn speed stick that shit what the fuck!

This special is solid

Ppl be making fun of ppl ... don’t realize those ppl are making fun of something... so does that cancel it out and we can all just enjoy ?

Inspiration by lil xan the man?

Turns out the smell was me lmao died

Man fuck what err body wanna say Sandler is a legend his old movies new movies bitch you talkin to zee the Zoohan

I saw the Netflix special and sadly, his Stand up Comedy was very cringy but his songs were friggin' hilarious. He should stick to making a whole show based on his songs.

When he talks about his dad shaving his beard every 10 years, cam ooowin that shit was funny. It... it'll grow back

Hate all you want, I thought it was a riot.

New adam dandler movies suck. Old ones are legend...I came into this clip doubting I'd laugh, but I was crying, this is sandler is top goofy, corny, hysterical form...LEGEND

Who is Adam Dandler?

@Tommy Gordon this is where your deductive reasoning would come in handy, if you have any

Carlo A this coming from the moron who can’t figure out why Sandler did family movies as well as messing up his name when it’s on the page....if anyone needs educated, it’s you.

Adam Sandler fans are a simple folk

We cried laughing for an entire hour. This shit was hilarious

We cried for an entire hour. This was shit. - Jonathan

Thats the best one i ever see on Netflix (from Germany)

Chris Farley Song...EPIC!!! "R.I.P. U Legend..." you are missed dearly.. =,,D Superb Job Adam, best thing you ever did...

The BEST SPECIAL IN YEARS!!! absolutely perfect performance, I love this guy.

So SO SOS OS OS OSOSOOSOSOS original and funny and such a great role model. You can really find so much in this special it blows my mind. All types of comedy and entertainment all packed in one special. Amazing.

Legit is hilarious. All these haters on here obviously didn't see the flick. Cause he had me in tears too lmao

scrubb the nut sack common courtesy LMFAO

Michael X 😂😂😂😂

Worst actor ever