Adam Sandler - The Longest Pee Lyrics






[Line of people talking]
"Hey man, let me in there first"
-"Go ahead man, take it easy"
"Thanks, I really gotta pee"

[Open door, close door]
[Unzip pants]
[Start pissin..........groaning....]
"Oh man"
[.....]
"Ohhh yeah"
[.....]
"Ahhhh"
[......Stop Briefly]
"Ahh"

[Start Pissing again..]
"Oh man"
[........]
"Oh man"
[...............]
"Oh Man"
[.......gets louder]
"OH MAN"
[..........and louder]
"OH MAN!!"
[............as loud as a hose]
"OH MAN!!! OH.."
[...........]
"Oh no!"
[........]
"Oh Man!"
[...............slows down]
"ahhh"
[Stops]
"Ahhhhhh...There ya go"

[Fart! Starts pissing loudly again]
"Oh! OH MAN!"
[..............]
"OH MY GOD!"

[Banging on the Door]
[Pissing slows down to dribble]
"I'll be out in a minute!"
[....dribbling...]
"oh..oh my"
[Stops]
"oh...Oh thank God"

[Zips up pants]
[Pisses in pants]
"Awwww MAN!"

[People laughing]
-"Hey man, you pissed in your pants"
"I know"
-"So did I"
"I guess that makes us piss pals"
[Horrible annoying laughter]
[Rasberry]





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  1. H.... ....

    nice peam bro

  2. d.... m....

    i fee l like im being held hostage

  3. a.... ....

    I guess that makes us p*** pals.😂😅😅😅😅😅

  4. N.... L....

    this was me after November 22, 1963 ahaha

  5. B.... B....

    Now I’m scared of peeing and have to pee at the same time

  6. a.... ....

    After a Lord of the rings directors cut marathon

  7. S.... f....

    THANK YOU ADAM SANDLER!...

    FOR THE BEST ASMR AUDIO IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF YOUTUBE

  8. H.... V....

    This is my labrador.

  9. S.... ....

    (FUNNY)

  10. S.... ....

    After watching End game

    S.... ....

    SaintPatrick33 - I guess you could say so!

    S.... ....

    🤣🤣🤣

    S.... ....

    Nice exactly i drank 2 pitchers of long islands and a couple beers, thought i was gonna die. Mens room sounded like this.

  11. c.... ....

    Classic. Still hilarious.

  12. c.... ....

    Hey man lemmie in there first, Go ahead man take it easy, Thanks I really gotta pee.

    Adam sandler Still good in 2019. DO NOT play this track when you HAVE to pee. You will piss your pants.

    I guess that makes us piss pals. HAHAHAHAHAHA (fart)

  13. c.... y....

    I PEED MY PANTS LAUGHING HAHAHA

    c.... y....

    caitlin yo so did I are we piss pals now 😂

  14. K.... R....

    adam sandler can you please piss on me

  15. K.... ....

    Best part 2:08

  16. B.... F....

    We all have had this happen at least once

  17. L.... ....

    THE ENDING

  18. y.... m....

    I used to play to this

  19. Z.... J....

    How did I think this was funny when I was little lol

  20. D.... P....

    We used to listen to this in art class in high school when it came out.

  21. E.... L....

    Just played this for my kids. They're going to be laughing about it for a while!

  22. T.... O....

    I've been there !!

  23. B.... ....

    Anyone have to pee after this?

  24. R.... S....

    10th grade...1994-1995...Carlsbad High, California...my buddy Dennis catches me between classes and says I gotta listen to something. I sit down. He gives me the headphones and presses PLAY on his DISKMAN (yes kids, we didn't have mp3 players or the fancy internet to just find whatever we wanted immediately; but it was way better than the WALKMAN in my opinion)...

    "The Longest Pee" played. I hadn't had a laugh so fucking hard that I couldn't stop crying in a very long time. I pissed my pants a little as I fell off the cement bench.

    I immediately rode my bike to The Wherehouse to purchase this disk...well, after school that is...

    Fucking Awesome!

    Thank you.

    ...attention FLAG STOMPERS, stomp it around me, I will pee on you......right after I get done stomping your ass in return.

    .....

    thank you.

  25. C.... ....

    my pee was longer ;)

    C.... ....

    Go see a doctor !! :-P

  26. H.... R....

    this really happened, Brian Williams reported it.

    H.... R....

    Hahaha Brian Williams probably pissed on himself and Matt Lauer.

    H.... R....

    Yeah, he reported it live from the Mars Rover!

  27. E.... K....

    aah man!

  28. B.... B....

    piss pals.

  29. C.... ....

    the memories....

  30. D.... M....

    Just close your eyes and listen...

    D.... M....

    Dillon Murway i mean the screen is black

  31. J.... P....

    ...brings back the best memories

  32. l.... ....

    Are you fucking kidding me? This is by far the worst thing I have ever heard

    l.... ....

    lastride92

    l.... ....

    lastride92 dude shut up it came out 20 some years ago

    l.... ....

    @lkjyuiop
    Oh, I'm sorry. Were people deaf 20 years ago?

    l.... ....

    no, they just weren't as dumb as you

    l.... ....

    Yeah, you should probably hear this for the first time back in 4th grade while going to see what your older brother is up to and get to the door and hear this playing really loud through the door and you are like wtf? and it makes you start laughing your ass off while you're trying not to make any noise and end up being paralyzed with laughter on the floor looking like you're having a seizure and can't even breath and then you have to rip your pants off and piss all over the floor like crazy and there is nothing you can do about it while Adam Sandler is saying "oh man" and shit the whole time and your shaking with laughter so your piss is like making all this funny sound and shit bouncing on the floor so that makes it even funnier and you're thinking about how your brother is going to kick your ass because you pissed all over the floor outside his door and that makes it even funnier too and everything is just making everything even crazier and unbelievable and you just can't believe this is really happening right now on some random normal day when you were just going to see what your brother was doing...

  33. J.... R....

    The fart into the incredibly powerful pee is hilarious.

    J.... R....

    Best part.

    J.... R....

    Jack Rockwell You know that's happened to you before !

    J.... R....

    Me and my dad thought it was funny to

  34. v.... ....

    First heard this in 1999, still funny today. Cheers

  35. T.... A....

    OH man all the way

  36. I.... ....

    OH MY GOD!!!!

  37. J.... W....

    so funny I cant stop laughing

    J.... W....

    Jay W Everett Everett did you stop laughing yet

    J.... W....

    Brent Harris sure hope so

  38. A.... B....

    My boss thought I was watching porn

    A.... B....

    Austin Burroughs lol

  39. A.... A....

    This made me extremely uncomfortable xD