Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song Lyrics
"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..
any Chanukah songs.
Here we go..."
Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew
You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish
Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah
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Adam Sandler The Chanukah Song Comments
This is the only Christmas song that matters 😜
OJ Simpson not a jew hahaha
Merry ChristmasHannakwanzika! From my mixed up mixed race family!
2019 xmas gang?
“RESPEKT”
jesus christ celebrates chanukah
Cuz of Ellen
Here because of Adam on Ellen?😂 2019
Yes brother exactly why I am Here 😂🔥
come from Ellens Show?
He's a funny guy, but Bob Barker whupped his ass!! 😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Am I the only Jewish person watching? 2019
Im a quarter Jewish
❤️❤️
He's a genius and the best comedian ever!!!🤣😂🤣🤣👍 Happy Hanukkah!!!
I'm just loving listening to this and Buck Buck BeGawking. That's mostly just for myself. But I take requests to sing carols like a chicken.
This Christian wishes a very Happy Chanukah 2019 to all of my Jewish friends in the comment section ☺
Don Scott thank you, have a very Merry Christmas 🎄 form a jewish comment section friend :)
Thank you you too lmao-an xmas boi
So drink your gin and tonic-ah
And smoke your marijuani-kkah
If you really, really wanna-kkha
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oj Simpson.. Not a Jew lol
"CLASSIC!"
Now this song I can do and the only Christmas movie I'll watch 8 Crazy Nights, funny as hell!!!
“Uncut Gems” The Sand Man is Back !
Chanukah 2019 anyone watching
Always will every yr. Happy 2020.
Yea smoking marijuanica right now.
Yuppers! :D
This song would have converted AH to Judaism, perfection
OH YAAAAA
Whos here from the office
2018 ................................2019.......The festival of Light..
good song
Even in 2012 people changed up the lyrics to say “smoke your marijuanaka” instead of the the original lyrics “don’t smoke marijuanaka” kind of crazy
I'm not jewish but love the song.
DECEMBER 3 AND IM BAAAAAAAACK!
Beint anti-semitic would mean I'd have to hate Rodney Dangerfield. And that's just a committment i'm not willing to make.
You're very beautiful ❤
I’m willing to make that
I like this song. Notice, though, how a pile of Jewish actors play roles where their characters celebrate Christmas.
Doris Roberts played Ray Barone's mother and also played Clark Griswold's mother-in-law in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
David Krummoltz played Bernard the Elf in the movie "The Santa Clause"
James Caan played Walter Hobbs, father of Buddy the Elf, in the movie "Elf".
Henry Winkler's character of Fonzie was Italian and celebrated Christmas.
Soleil Moon-Frye is Jewish and she played Punky Brewster, who celebrated Christmas.
I am not saying there is anything wrong with this, by any means, but if they are Jewish and celebrate Hanukkah in real life, then it must be something for them to have their characters celebrate Christmas.
Wow , I never knew of this ! Spin The Dradel with Mr Spock & Captain Kirk 😂🤣😁😎😎😎😎🤗😇😱😇😍🤩😘😜😜😜This is FREAKING AWESOME! I LIKE HOM A BIT !
I missed then, bit will see in heaven, if not get to kirk b4 he is gone at least, poor pauley is nice why he sized him ! Ooh yes FORGOTTEN OF SOME STUFF. GREAT TIMING THAT FOUND THIS TOO.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v3i9EOEtODY
Not 2 shabby!!!.lol
And...Smoke ur Mari-wannie-ka!!!.lol
Both Jewish!!!.lol.
O.J.Simpson!!!Not a Jew!!!.lol.Lord...I apologize!!!.lol.
Adam, you know there's more to Hanukkah than just lighting a menorah.
Ok...
In Adam's Chris Farley tribute song on Netflix, near the end where it shows Adam Singing & Chris was there with him. It looks like that part was a scene from this song here. 😮
But where is Chris at in this video??
......unless he did another song later on in this same show.
The hanukah anthem
I am catholic. Thank you mr sandler for educating me on Judaism. I learned a lot
RIP Sonics
White people...
This is really funny tho
when comedy was at its best. instead of these PC Babies
2019...Sandler is the shit!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8VeR2SwgDqU&t=122s
dont feel bad they Christians also left the magi without a Christmas tree. but the magi helped build a jewish temple. Cyrus the great was not jewish but he also celebrated with the jews
Back when people had a sense of humor
Chris Roberts so true.
I agree 1000%
His best song is the lonesome kicker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55fCRqAlQoc&t=2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCIrK5r2NZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-bifoXAP-k&feature=youtu.be Happy Chanukah from the wise guys ! wabanaki and spanish indigenous people also have some connections to magans Christians roma and jews
Dont feel bad they threw out the wise men Zoroastrians and roma and people who saw Jesus zarathrustra and mithras and others . all got a christmas eviction from some people calling themselves Christians . But we get to see the stars outside and we get to learn the truth about who is a good neighbor and who is not
2019 this is still the best hannukah song. Ever.
It's thee ONLY Hanukkah song ever! 😊😁
...............right??🤔🙄😏
This along with parts 2-4
yankies love dem guns bang bang kill bang
It ain’t Christmas without this song being played.
So many Jews are in showbiz !!!
ive never felt more proud to be jewish <3
I love this!!!! Adam looks like my cousin.
Not Jewish, but I celebrate Hannukah and not Christmas, and I'm a Christian. And is there any songs that really gets to the meaning of Hannukah? Cause Adam Sandler missed it completely. Its the feast of dedication, a second Feast of Tabernacles. The festival of lights. Nothing in this song has anything to do with Hannukah.
How is adam sandler not a contestant on the masked singer???
OJ Simpson NOT a Jew.
THIS IS THE DIWALI SONG FROM THE OFFICE
He gives a shout out to adam Sandler before he sings it
Jaren Morris yeah that reference always flew over my head until now 😂
Jesus it's the holidays already, again? Omg! Where'd the year go? Oh well, Happy Chanukah Everybody and Shalom Y'all from Kentucky!
What a master lyricist is Adam Sandler...
#1 they all fake ""Jewish"" they never came on slave ships from the west coast of Africa to America does fake jews are responsible for fundit slaves ships and put the real Hebrew israelites in Slavery and they going to pay dearly for it and #2 Adam wankler can't sing for 🤬💩💩💩💩
im half jewish and i still celebrate christmas but im not Christian
great chanukah song with adam sandler !!!
Joke, versión david bryan feat Jon bon jovi is millón better.
gotta love that shit!
Here in 2019!! Who else listening?
unfortunately me
Natürlich : ICH ))))
That was good
Eyo where my Jews at!
I love Jews............some of the funniest comedians of all time are Jews including Adam Sandler. So keep drinking your Gin and Tonukah and smoke your marijanukah
Love being catholic😃👍🏼👍🏼
My favorite Adam Sandler character is the waterboy Bobby bouchey
so over rated!!!!!!!!!!! if he wasnt jewish he would be cleaning toilets for a job!!!!!!!!!
I've never seen Adam live. But I saw Pauly Shore live. Bitter, angry and the whole show was about how Adam took his fame away.
2.50 man really loses his shit
I can't understand a word he says
Can he just once try to sing like an actual singer? Just once.
How can anyone find this funny? Send this big nose rat to the gas chamber pls
Wonder how Adam Sandler feels about the Anti-Semitic movement in the USA right now despite them being essentially the most peaceful religion in the history of America.
Christmas has 1,000 songs...hanukkah has Adam Sandler chanukah!😂🤣🤣
God I love Adam Sandler.
I love Adam Sandler
TALENTLESS JEW WITH TYPICAL JEWISH CONNECTIONS
A christmas must... peace✌🕎
O.j. Simpson...Not a Jew!!!lol.
I don't know a single Jewish person.
2019 anyone?
This makes me proud to be Jewish!
Still 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Who cares. Watch instead 'Why The Jews Push Gay Marriage'. Brother Nethaneal. Screw you Hollywood!!
i'm not jewish or anything but I still love this song it's so great adam sandler is awesome! :-)
who else looked up the duwalli song by michael scott
J and J hang 10 gaards dens
crazy how alot of kykes go nuts for there song
I thought
This sounded like one of pheobe (spelt that wrong) from friends songz
Yeah I'm cool so I spelt that with a z
But not realy^^^^^^^
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MILK & HONEY
2% jewish and this song is awesome