Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions Lyrics
"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college."
[Dean:] "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations
on your upcoming graduation and I understand
you are interested in matriculating here in the fall."
[Buffoon:] "I got a snake, man!"
[Dean:] "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus.
Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile."
[Buffoon:] "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way and that!
It was all fucked up!"
[Dean:] "I'm sure it was.
Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students
[Buffoon:] "Fuckin' Shit!"
[Dean:] "Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy.
So tell me a little bit more about your background."
[Buffoon:] "My father's a fucking asshole, man!"
[Dean:] "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son."
[Buffoon:] "My mother's a piece of shit too!"
[Dean:] "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility
over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed
and ready to learn."
[Buffoon:] "My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man!
She had her head way up her ass!"
[Dean:] "Well the quality of the faculty at a University
such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school."
[Buffoon:] "Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!"
[Dean:] "Yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success."
[Buffoon:] "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!"
[Dean:] "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug,
never a pleasurable experience.
So have you given any thought to your choice of major?"
[Buffoon:] "I've got a big fucking boner right now."
[Dean:] "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods
of nervous tension. I do not take offense."
[Buffoon:] "One time I ate my neighbors shit!"
[Dean:] "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you.
We'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month."
[Buffoon:] "I bet you got really hairy balls."
[Dean:] "Yes, it's a veritable forest down there. Bye bye."
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Adam Sandler The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions Comments
So the buffoon's name is Michael. Good to know.
Della Pesca!
"I bet you got really hairy balls."
"Yes, it's a veritable forest down there."
I can’t believe I didn’t recognize Conan on this!!!! I used to listen to this shit all the time when I was a kid and I’ve been watching Conan forever I can’t believe I never put the two together.
99 people ate their neighbor's shit.
I've got a big fackin' boner right now LMAO
I GOT A BIG FOKKEN BONER RIGHT NOW
I got a snake meng
His impersonation is a cross between Gilbert Gottfried and Cheech Marin.
I bet you got hairy balls
Yup it’s a forest down there lol
I’ve got a big fuckin boner right now
0:38
FUCKIN SHIT!
Is it the cusswords that make everyone thumb up this video or what? This was not funny.
No just people who have a sense of humour is all. You should look for yours
Gaaammmeeee grrrruuummmmppppsss
And people wonder what’s wrong w millennials... grew up listening to this shit when we were 9
I wonder how Conan kept a straight face through this. Maybe they recorded separately.
"Yes, it's a veritable forest down there."
Diahreer.
I've Got a Big Fuckin Boner Right Now.
who else looked up quotes instead of the title to find this audio?
Mathhew Hutton me!
I think about this anytime I ever talk to anybody seriously.
I bet that's what Peluchin Entertainment sounds like in English...The buffoon that is. MEGA LULZ!!!!!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Isn't this racist?
One time I ate my neighbor's shit!
Well, that's understandable.
Golden State Warriors: I have a snake, man. Kevin Durant: Hissssss.
Honestly, being able to imagine Conan reading his parts in the studio helps this age really well.
This guy I worked with when I was 17 always said “I GOT A SNAKE MANG” and I never understood. 4 years later and I finally get it 😂😂
0:38 - LOL!
Fantasy footballers: "I GOT A SNAKE MANG!"
The reason I came here. Blake the snake bortles.
Same here. I was dying to know where it came from
0:38 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
guess ya had to be there?
Used to listen to these with my dad lmaoooo miss the old.days
I GOT A SNAKE, MANG
One time I ate my neighbors shit
I have diarrhea last month
I have do sheet all facking day
People actually found this funny back in the day (even now??)?? I really dont get the humor of any of his albums
If you don't get his humor, you need to open your mind
FAHKEEEENNNN SHEEEEET!
"I gotta snake mang!
It's a veritable forest down there
Doug Webre I ate my neighbors shit?!! Wtf lol. This came out when I was mid teen I think. Me and my brother laughed so fucking hard to this CD and it spawned our prank call phase. Awesome times.
i gotta big fuckin boner right now! hahahaha
Thanks for the upload. Takes me back to the mid late 90s 👌😎👊
When life was good and people weren’t easily offended pussies
I gotta fuckin boner right now. I see well sexual arousal is not uncommon during nervous tension 😂😂😂😂
It was slithering this way and that
It was all FUCKED up!!
This makes me laugh
The Buffoon cracks me up!
FUCKIN' SHIT!
Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to our policy.
"FUCKIN' SHIT"
I can image the buffoon as a dumb guy who stands there with blank stare and stupid grin, and without any prompting, suddenly blurts out either gross or crude comments at random.
i got a steak or i got a snack mayne
CANT STOP LAUGHING
The Buffoon wants to major in big fucking boners!
And he once saw his grandma in the shower...
My female Allosaurus friend, Big Alice here, loves to laugh whenever she watches this Adam Sandler track.
HaydenTronXD allosaurus eh? I must see this
i love this one! Very funny
Yes kids this is what passed as funny in the 90s........I think we can all look back on ourselves with great shame.
AttentionJunkie shits way worse now....
It wasnt funny then either.
I had To Shit all Facking day!
Me and my friend still yell "FAHKEEN SHEEET MANG"
once i ate my neighbor's shit...thats understandable
I need a woman, with a nice clean pit !! look. photo VO5 herbal escapes. and fig mint. all green ! go !
My mother's a piece of shit too!
My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch mane!
Sandler makes stupid shit like "Jack and Jill" and "That's My Boy".
Where's the Buffoon movie?
Yeah it's amazing how hilarious his comedy albums are and how cringeworthy most of his movies are. He has really bad taste in the scripts that he accepts.
I would watch the buffoon movie twenty times in the theater and then place a note I n front of me telling me to watch it twenty more times and then erase my memory look at the note and watch it twenty more times and then I would repeat that process another twenty times
Adam Sandler sounds like a fucking Mexican in this!!! Hahaha!
I remember my brother downloading this on Napster back in the day. He got in big trouble for showing this to me.
ShortFingeredShreder Napster, wow I haven't heard that name for a awhile. Dude owns a small piece if Facebook I think now.
So the dean was Conan... I see, I thought it was saying the Buffoon was Conan, the Buffoon was definitely Sandler. LOL
It is Conan OMG!
All these years, I had no idea that was Conan :O
Yeah? Do you have anything to say to Skeptical Jesus? Come on now......don't keep us waiting.
I didn't know it was Conan but it sounds nothing like Meadows to my ears. /shrug
I always thought it was David Spade putting on a voice.
it's weird how no one knows how to read credits
Oh shit. I didn’t know that was Conan. Is he in the other Sandler tapes also?
lil conan Obrien
i fet it beer mahn
Man my friends and I played this often when it came out. Had many laughs and it was always a thrill to play it for folks who had not heard it yet.. Good Times.. Good Times...
When i was a kid on summer vacation, i got grounded for changing the greeting on my family's answering machine. For one triumphant day, people who called and got the answering machine heard, "I GOTTA BIG FUCKIN' BONER RIGHT NOW!.... beeeeep."
He wants to major in big fucking boners?
Hahaha so funny
Mang is in the dictionary.
The insane ramblings of a lunatic is one thing, but the normal, levelheaded reactions are what's getting me.
This dean is unflappable.
I'm the whitest guy ever, and I use "mang" all the time.
HAHA! My friends and I still say "I GOT A SNAKE, MAN!!!" randomly from time to time.
at least 3 times a week.
the the damn time
I always yell Fackin Shit!
Mikey, I'm sorry for you.
bitches
"...Mang!"
Sandlers best stuff!
CONAN Oooooo' BRIEN!!!!!!
my teacher in high school was a stupid bitch!
"FUCKEN SHIT"
back when Sandler was funny
Get stoned and listen to this lmfao
Dies of laughter
1:42
I GOT A BIG FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW
"I once ate my neighbor's shit!"
"Well, that's understandable."
FTW
Never gets old.
Your secretary is a real fat bitch, man!
I've got a big fucking boner right now!
My father's a fucking asshole, man!
LOL😹
adam sandler suck cock for crack
Fucking funny ass shit
My teacher in High School was a stupid bitch, man, she had her head way up her ass!!
I had diarrhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day.
Sandler and Conan O'Brien. Classic skit. What made it so funny was that O'Brien ac tally went to Harvard and was a big student within National Lampoons
One time I ate my neighbors shit!!
He wants to major in big fuckin' boners?