Adam Sandler - Teenage Love On The Phone Lyrics






[Richie:] "So ya doin' good?"
[Samantha:] "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?"
[Richie:] "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours."
[Samantha:] "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall,
and he doesn't want me on the phone.
So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming."
[Richie:] "Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi..."
[She hangs up phone]

[Phone rings]
[Richie:] "Hello?"
[Samantha:] "Sorry, I thought he was coming."
[Richie:] "That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet
[Samantha:] "Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights."
[Richie:] "Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around..."
[She hangs up phone]
[Richie:] "Come on.."

[Phone rings]
[Richie:] "Hey."
[Samantha:] "Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom."
[Richie:] "That's ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying?
Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty
or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.."
[She hangs up the phone again]
[Richie:] "Give me a break..."

[Phone rings]
[Richie:] "Hello."
[Samantha:] "Sorry. It was just my dog."
[Richie:] "Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?"
[Samantha:] "He just thinks I'm on the phone too much.
Oh my God, uh, I gotta go."
[Richie:] "Don't hang up!"
[Samantha:] "Richie, I can't talk!"
[Richie:] "No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him."
[Samantha:] "It's not my dad."
[Richie:] "What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?"
[Samantha:] "Uh, just look Richie, someone is here."
[Richie:] "Who's there? Is it a guy!?"
[Samantha:] "Richie!"
[Richie:] "I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!"
[Samantha:] "oh.. it's just.. hold on."

[Hands phone to guy]
[Richie:] "Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my girl!
You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!"
[Buffoon:] "Fuckin' shit!"
[Richie:] "Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy!
Don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God!"
[Buffoon:] "One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button."
[Richie:] "Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!"
[Richie slams down phone]

[Samantha: "What happened? Was he mad?"
[Buffoon: "My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!"
[Samantha: "Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest." [Whispering] "I love you..."





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  1. T.... ....

    Lol David spade

  2. M.... B....

    "y-yeah, fkkn shtt is right, buddy." kills me every time.

  3. G.... L....

    Happy Birthday, Adam!

  4. E.... L....

    Sloppy goat, ah sloppy sloppy goat! lmao

  5. T.... ....

    This is just as creepy as tcap phone chat. But much funnier.

  6. R.... ....

    *FUCKIN SHEIT!*

  7. v.... ....

    The only skit from this album that is dated, due to...smartphones. Dum dum dum...

    Although the "Who else is there?" part is as relevant as ever.

  8. j.... b....

    oh buffoon youre the coolest

    j.... b....

    Fatty Mcgee, you're the fattest!

  9. h.... ....

    I love that you added "Funny" to the titles which you found worthy

  10. J.... W....

    Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest.

  11. G.... F....

    My neighbor's dog has a 4 inch clit

    G.... F....

    fun fact: i listened to this when i was like 11 years old and repeated that exact line to my grandmother

    G.... F....

    hahahahaha

  12. a.... ....

    just realized thats the guy from grandmas boy, who is a good friend of sandlers so makes sense

  13. J.... F....

    stupid

    J.... F....

    If you don't like it why are you listening to it ??

    J.... F....

    @Tim O'Brien True that man. This guy needs to go get a goat hoof up his smelly ass. lol