Adam Sandler - Station 69 Lyrics
That's my baby. That's my baby.
Oh, Sandman. That's too much.
Mmm
It's awfully cold in outer space today
A million miles away
I'm floating through the darkness
There's nothing much to see
And a Cosmonaut named Yuri
Is the only one with me [laughter]
Mmm
Now we're in zero gravity
Just spinning round and round
The next thing you know I'm right side up
And Yuri's upside down
His penis accidentally goes in mine [laughter]
Yes, it's just another accident
On Station 69 [laughter]
Ladies and gentlemen... Yuri. [cheers and applause] Hello, people of Earth. [cheering and whistling]
It's awfully cold In outer space tonight
Yes.
I sent a message back to Earth
To tell them we're all right, yes
I check the telescopes
And look for instruments to fix [laughter]
But my favorite part of space
Is when we suck each other's dicks
Absolutely.
We're spinning around in circles
And it feels very nice
When we kiss each other's penis tips
It seems like paradise
We're travelling in light speed
Yes.
It's an intergalactic ride
Well, we used to have a monkey
Remember?
But I fucked it till it died
Yes, yes.
Yes, we're in zero gravity
Just spinning round and round
The next thing you know I'm right-side up
And I am upside down [cheering and whistling] He accidentally puts his penis In my mouth And he puts his penis in mine [laughter] Yes, it's just another accident It's just another thing That on purpose I did [laughter] It's... It's just... [laughs] It's just another afternoon [both] On Station 69 [cheers and applause]
Go! Go back! Go back to space! Get out of here! Take him away! [laughs] What are you doing? Help him.
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Adam Sandler Station 69 Comments
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
LMAOOOOOO.. Always loved Adam Sandler AND Rob Schneider <3 <3 <3 <3 love this song with them!! XD amazing well done.. love those guys always :D XD <3
This is SNL if Sandler had free reign. Goddamn!!! Just imagine if Sandler, Farley, Spade, Macdonald, and Carvey had Netflix in the 90's...
Adam Sandler has proven to be a strong dramatic actor with Punch Drunk Love, Reign Over Me, and even Uncut Gems coming in December... I want to see Rob Schneider have a breakout dramatic role. I love seeing comedians and actors who get made fun of, make a huge comeback. Rob Schneider has been the butt of everyone's joke for far too long.
This takes me back to Sandler's "They're all gonna laugh at you" days". He really is a truly funny guy.
100% Fresh is top level comedy. Absolutely loved it. Adam Sandler is truly one of a kind!
Is there an original song he got the rhythm from or is this one of his songs?
GOAT SHIT MAN
just now i see how talent adam is
When Rotten Tomatoes gives this a 90% Fresh instead of a 100% Fresh
Best song ever
hahaahahaahahaha
I love how the crowd cheers when Uri comes out then cheer louder when they are like "oh shit that's Rob Schneider"
😂😂😂
Aha! This is the Russian collision Mueller was looking for!! ..... except it was Sandler and Schneider.....and they were sucking each other's dicks🙃 Good enuff!!!
Saw this live. Fucking awesome.
Rob Schneider!!!
People often forget Sandler is a musical god
Saw his show live in Atlanta and I laughed my ass off at this skit lol I had a blast at the show!!!
Saw him live in Hershey last Sunday. I was laughing through the whole thing. I thought It might suck but it didnt. Please watch this.
Adam Sandler hands down is not only an American treasure, he’s the greatest comedian in the world
Sandler KILLS in this special. KILLS I tell you. Schneider takes this piece to another level, too!
Just seen this show last night in Toronto. It was incredible
I love these 2!! These guys are best friend goals hahaha they always in each others movies
Saw this live last night Hilarious except rob Schneider didnt fly out lol
I love it
The best set of the show. I Laugh till lose my breath and my stomach Hurts on that one ... He Had such a timing and talent on Those " story teller songs" that's Just amazing. Adam Sandler, definitly one of the funniest guys Ever!!!!
what genre is this?
Amazing
This speaks to me on an intergalactic level.
I shit when I realized it was Schneider.
Laughed my fuckin ass off
Man, is Rob Schneiders career taking off or what...? He got the spacesuit on,he is singing...he laika da space,huh? No,honestly,he is underrated. He should have a career.
@Christoper Jay You laika Rob Schneider, eh? Rob. Schneider is guuuud......gives guuuuud comedy, eh? Very funny? hehehehe......you enjoy Rob. Schneider!
@BC Drummer Whut? No,I duuu....You good,karate bad! Why they making Robert Schneiders like he is sandy man bitch boy but not on beach,when let us facing it...without Sandler syndrome...he big star! Did you look the first gigolo film? He dance so good with Willie forsythe. See Robert as very hot chick whore and also in movie, wild beast? And adam make video with twin genderfuid and confused shoemaker,man play pac-man? That people so love so alot much.
This atrocity thingy. If master Chris farley living,he say eh....mr. Sandman,we Love you but you behave weird and is not so funny. Make Robert star. Sandlersh say...No,leeh me aloh! I give robert ten minute in 40 first rapes...and he steal film! No....it is lol about adam herschel Schlandlerwitz.....true story,i give btw.
I love this!
I like Adam but I hate his songs. Fvcking lyrics are stupid and unfunny. But fools who are high on crack or alcohol are the ones who usually laugh at this clown. Ridiculous not hilarious.
Your comment reads like you hate gays and are trying super hard to shit all over it without screaming "I HATE GAYS."
Sounds like Neil Young
You can hear them laughing trying not fuck up. Lls.
Schneider's face when he's upside down makes me lmfao! I think that's what makes Sandler crack up
"Watching the Wheels" John Lennon
We all need a friend like Rob Schneider
Classic Sandman 😂😂😂
Is this the theme of “Beth” by kiss
Hilarious 😂. What's even more funny is that after reading the comments no on knows that is Rob Schneider in the space suit😂😂🤫
By "no one", you must've meant "everyone"
The special was incredible
Saw the live show in Cleveland. I'm not a huge fan of his movies but the show was great.
Adam won me back with fresh
I love this song. The entire special was really great. Sandler crushed it, instant classic.
I just watched 100% Fresh on Netflix. All really funny...but this bit made me cry laughing.
I don’t give a damn what any of you say, Adam Sandler is funny as hell and if you say his movies suck, you don’t know shit
“it’s just another thing on purpose i did” 😂
I love this kind of humor 😂 the funniest guy in the fucking world!
Am I the only one who noticed Adam Sandler really likes to set up some crazy jobs for his folks???
I Need more Sandler here in Germany
Wow! these guys should perform together more often
these songs are really catchy lol
That yuris high and low notes and they really enjoyed it daamn this made me happy after years . Thank you Sandman and Yuri for this
That special is some of the best work Sandler has ever done
Back to schooool
I get the feeling that Rob improvised "just another thing on purpose I did", judging by Adam's reaction lol
No. Its scripted.
@Christopher Jay How do you know? Did you write it?
@Shane Yes. Yes,I wrote this song. You had a feeling I did too...
It’s scripted I just went to one of the shows on his tour and rob did the same thing. Still funny tho!
They should be a double act 😂
If you don’t find this funny you have no sense of humor.
The Netflix special was better than anything he's done in the last 10 years
cant agree i love all his movies
Meyerowitz Stories was pretty good
Mr.slow mo man next
Sounds like a David Bowie song 😍
This video is gonna blow up one day.
Best song from the special. Aside from "my kids only got one line in a play"
You can tell he's a sweet guy
This is my favorite song in the world. Best since Dave Bowie’s Space Odyssey
Schneider really sold this
Lol Rob sounds so Filipino with that accent.
J Salva Hahahaha! It’s supposed to be Russian.
I miss Rob Schneider.
Fuck you, i think he is funny.
I was surprised by this special....Sandler was extremely powerful, top of his game. I worried that was no more.
Netflix took farley's tribute song of netflix... fk u Netflix
You mean in the special? it was there when i saw it a few days ago
I’ve always loved Adam Sandler stuff though. Even if it was bad. He’s kinda like a goofy uncle who misses the mark sometimes but can be really funny.
The best thing ever
This was a heartfelt special and it made me happy to see adam sandler take pride in his work again
I actually enjoyed it......can't believe I got my whole fist in your a$$.......loved this special will watch repetitively
Watches at views *69k*
*What kind of Sorcery is this*
Did you just make a gargoyles joke?
Nice break from political comedy. Just stupid fun! Good stuff
I know ! Such a breath of fresh air unlike snl where it's mostly about trump
The sand mans specialty
Please release the Farley song!
Magical song...
Steve Moooooother truckin
PolyCornopolis
Ill Piss On Ur Toilet Seat And Tell Ur Dad You Get Stooooned... Bcuz My Names Steeeeve... Mother F*$kiiiiiin'.... PollyCronopulus! Lol
I normally don’t find the comedies on Netflix that funny, but this one had my husband and I dying of laughter! This was my favorite song and the husband liked the “phone wallet keys” one haha
Daddy shaved his beard is short but a classic
Best ever!!!
good thing they're finally back together
“It’s just another thing that on purpose I did” had me lmfao
This fucking hallarious!!!!
The 81 people who didn't like this have no soul...this song is gold and 100% Fresh was hilarious
This is the fucking peak of comedy! Fucking love this man!
Hilarious
Been a Sandler fan since I watched Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore as a kid. Can't say I've enjoyed his new movies (in fact I've stayed away from them), but Sandler always brings in huge revenue even if they aren't rated 100% fresh ;)
This special popped up on Netflix and I figured "why not"---boy oh boy am I glad I clicked on it, this was one of the funniest stand-up specials in recent memory...I'm STOKED to see the 'real' Sandman bring his A-game!
Fuck it till it dies.lmao
RIP random 🐒 😂😂😂😂😂
Adam Sandler has literally carried Rob Scheinder’s whole career.
You spelled his name wrong
Yeh,,,it's called friendship!
67Loowit_scarab Great take. Sandler, Spade, Schneider, Nealon, Meadows, etc. They went all in together. And you can tell they have a blast in everything they do. And if you can make a great living working with your best friends, why in the hell wouldn’t you. Happy New Year.
Tiny Elvis was genius, Rob Schneider and that whole crew held each other up, nobody rode anyones coat tails
Surf Ninjas! Lol
This was the second best song behind the one where the guy crushes the plane.
They needed a hero to save the day
Bry Ugalde Tribute to Farley was the best song in the special
bar mitzva boy was FIRE
*UFC EARS*
I Love it! Thank you Adam for making me laugh so hard!
Needs more views, this is to good <3
I need to watch this 😂😂😂
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