Adam Sandler - Stan The Man Lyrics






Born in nineteen thirty-five in Brooklyn, NY
Son of Anna and Phil
At nineteen years old he married my mother Judy
And immediately paid his first Bloomingdale's bill

Right away they started on a family
Three smart kids popped out of mom's tummy
But then one steamy night dad forgot to wear his raincoat
Nine months later out came the dummy
But he took care of me

Oh, 'Stan the Man' was my hero
The coolest guy ever, I swear
He stayed up all night making me a clay volcano
That's how I won the science fair

He was 6'2,200 and 50 lbs.
And as sweet as he was strong
He was also known to be pretty well endowed
But believe me he didn't pass that one along

His fav'rite singers were Leo Red Bone and Johnny Cash
His favorite ball players were Koufax and Micky
His favorite restaurant was the state's delicatessen
His favorite movie was 'Little Nicky'

Sorry 'Godfather I and II', maybe next time

Yeah, 'Stan the Man' was my hero
With a golf swing that made me cry
He'd take their money and put it in his top dresser drawer
Then I'd steal it so I could get high...
But he... beat that habit... out of me

So dad, thanks for letting me stay up late to watch Johny Carson
Thanks for coaching all our games in Livingston Park
Thanks for telling me to always punch a kid in the face
If he made an anti-Semitic remark

Yeah, and don't worry 'bout mom
We'll always look after her
Me, Scott, Val, Liz, and the grandkids
And when Jackie and I have children of our own
We'll try to raise them just the way you did

So say 'hi' to both my grandmas and grandpas
Tell my dog, Meatball, I miss him so
But most important, take advantage of being in heaven
And go bang Marilyn Monroe
Mom said it's cool... just wear a raincoat

Oh, 'Stan the Man' was my hero
Still is and always will be
'Cause he didn't give too much crap about nothin'
Except loving his family
Well 'Stan the Man' is gone!
But will always live on!





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  1. j.... 5....

    He needs to make more music

  2. R.... F....

    For ME personally - The Israeli STATE and it's continued genocide of that Land's Native population(s) in the West Bank, is an almost daily reminder to this human race member, of "Man's ultimate inhumanity to Man" . 2020 Common Era, seems to be an age of GROUPTHINK, Sheeple, Tribalism and Misplaced Hero Worship. Any observations, critiques and now even whispers of FACTS which may be considered Anti-Israel , are conflated as being Anti-Semitic. This is true to the extent that Adam Sandler himself would never weigh in WHOLEHEARTEDLY, he DARE NOT - the statistical analysis of #s dead and the #inhumanity of so many futures shattered, is too sickening for the SHEEPLE to consider, let alone discuss. NO Genocide. No GENOCIDE(s) and NEVER AGAIN, by systematic DESIGN. Ancient tribal divides, GeoPolitical jockeying?!? The Wandering People holding the Holy Land(s) to the exclusivity of the locals?!? Palestinians who are NOT ALLOWED to leave! Who are, in plain fact, being held captives in the largest continual Stanford Experiment of All time?!? !!! Furthermore, to voice any opposition to this obvience and repeatable groupthink come tribalism is considered barbaric? .. even at My Own Family Diner Table!%!... SHAME......I thought, WE collectively decided as the ORGANISM of HUMANITY, that WE all agreed on a lesson from Nazi Germany, the Khmer Rouge in Indonesia and more broadly, humans who congregate on two sides of ANY Real or Perceived Divide, since ETERNITY it would seem. There was, at minimum, 1 LESSON upon which WE could all enter into a ___criminals bargain…!...THAT WAS THis LESSON, an understanding which echoes down from the bloody annals of history: You CAN NOT captivate, kill or crush and Group of Ppl. WE kno this. TOGETHER, as both shaved apes and prisms of radiating Meta-Cognition, expressing ITsSelf as YOU, organizing and informing Your Cells, for a few decades WHEREVER you happen to be born, HERE, on GAIA Mother EARTH.

    Hey Guy, Adam Sandler, I C U Big Dog and Hero-Worship your Realness, comedic genius and enlightened commentary with others BUT I don’t need to know what the Bahhh’ing Sheeple think ‘WOKE’ is, or who identifies as that - I myself dislike the term. I will happily SHARE w/ my humanity ppl 1 thing…: Woke; is more like a radiant unseen field, which informs everything you interact with. Much like a magnetic field, or perhaps better observed, like MorphoGenetic FIELDS. . . You simply CAN NOT be ‘WOKE’ about inner city poverty or the plight of inmates and yet B unwillling to CONTEMPLATE the world's largest, Sate-Run, systemic and Internationally financed, Open-air PRISON or LADINO & it’s prolonged Tribal fumblings thru the very same ‘Stanford Experiment conditions’ enacted by the STATE and fuelled by 5th monkey, shaved Apes organized jungle shit, which had them GIFTED THE COUNTRY in the first place! . #Realness meets SHAME...and the sheppards would tell Us simply not to think on this.!.?.!. Never to observe this entity OR Never to expose it as the 5th Monkey’ shaved apes with smartphones, sheeple type nonsense which it TRUTHfully is. Where is this perceived and groupthink fueled separation amongst the human organism on this planet??..!..?.

    Not for nothing now I suppose, but I Absolutely LOVE & Admire Adam Sandler and think Hero Worshipping him is appropriate and intrinsically GOOD thing which many of US can do. l will, in the safebox of the space between mine own ears, continue to send Adash Sandler positive thoughts and greatful energies, even if he turns out to be UnABLE to discuss real world matters such as Israel, The World Bank, The InternationalMonetaryFund IMF and BANKSTERISM. ~ WHATS GOOD FOR THE gOOSE IS good for the ganders… but there is goose feces everywhere around once they move thru… I love comedy. I believe in both the gift of gab and comedic enlightenment. I don’t like cageing ppl and am against the systemic segregation of ANY people(s) Sending Positivity and good intention to U and Urs Adam Sandler and his many fans - sheep among them cordially included. Adash Sandler and Young Hova have been expressing genius outta The NY Experiment since early 90s at least. With the comedic stylings of Funny People Adam Sandler, … I've been down since cassette tapes of Sandler and staff COMEDY Skits were worshiped, in the family beater car and early pot experiences w/ lifelong friends
    No Hate, No Sleep NY


    RyGuyOttawa. Ryan. Ry . ONE

  3. T.... R....

    My dads my superhero till this day and I'm a man myself now.

  4. A.... G....

    verga we yo no lloré :'''v

  5. G.... ....

    Such a great song.

  6. J.... H....

    Born in nineteen thirty-five in Brooklyn, NY
    Son of Anna and Phil
    At nineteen years old he married my mother Judy
    And immediately paid his first Bloomingdale's bill

    Right away they started on a family
    Three smart kids popped out of mom's tummy
    But then one steamy* night dad forgot to wear his raincoat
    Nine months later out came the dummy

    But he took care of me

    Oh, 'Stan the Man' was my hero
    The coolest guy ever, I swear
    He stayed up all night making me a clay volcano
    That's how I won the science fair

    He was 6'2, 200 and 50 lbs.
    And as sweet as he was strong
    He was also known to be pretty well endowed
    But believe me he didn't pass that one along

    His fav'rite singers were Leo Red Bone and Johny Cash
    His favorite ball players were Cold Facts and Micky
    His favorite restaurant was the state's delicatessen
    His favorite movie was 'Little Nicky'

    Sorry 'Godfather I and II'
    Maybe next time

    Yeah, 'Stan the Man' was my hero
    With a golf swing that made me cry
    He'd take their money and put it in his top dresser drawer
    Then I'd steal it so I could get high...
    But he ... beat that habit ... out of me

    So dad,
    Thanks for letting me stay up late to watch Johny Carson
    Thanks for coaching all our games in Livingston Park
    Thanks for telling me to always punch a kid in the face
    If he made an anti-Semitic remark

    Yeah, and don't worry 'bout mom
    We'll always look after her
    Me, Scott, Val, Liz, and the grandkids
    And when Jacky and I have children of our own
    We'll try to raise them just the way you did

    So say 'hi' to both my grandmas and grandpas
    Tell my dog, Meatball, I miss him so
    But most important, take advantage of being in heaven
    And go bang Marylin Monroe
    Mom said it's cool ... just wear a raincoat

    Oh, 'Stan the Man' was my hero
    Still is and always will be
    'Cause he didn't give too much crap about nothin'
    Except loving his family Well 'Stan the Man' is gone*
    But will always live on*

    Source: Musixmatch

    Songwriters: SANDLER ADAM R / COVERT ALLEN S / SMIGEL ROBERT / J.D. DONARUMA

    Stan the Man lyrics © ADAM SANDLER

  7. J.... H....

    The real question here is: Why is Sandlers music not bad?

  8. S.... B....

    His favorite singers were Leon Redbone and Johnny cash

  9. J.... M....

    Ba Ba Ba

  10. S.... ....

    I'm cry

    S.... ....

    SkyTwerp Lol I can't English either bro

  11. R.... H....

    Stan the man. Well said Adam 👍👍A sons 1st real hero to all sons out there. 😎🔈🔉🔊😇🙏

  12. I.... G....

    I actually think this is a good song

    I.... G....

    Infinite God do you honestly think you’re the only one who thinks that

  13. D.... S....

    Such a great song and tribute to his late father. Adam Sandler is awesome.

  14. C.... o....

    Let's say Adams Sandler's dad was in heaven (which he is not.) What a mockery to tell his dad to be with Marilyn Monroe clearly commiting sin up there no less. But what do you expect from another satanic hollywierd actor.

    C.... o....

    Take your triggered bs somewhere else

    C.... o....

    @marsman464 I'll bash a bible against your head till your head cracks open to expose that you have no brain.

    C.... o....

    Alteric Jeske That has to be one of the most retarded things I've ever had to read. Keep up the good work, you might get somewhere in life

    C.... o....

    Class of 93 you need to lose your virginity and stop thinking you’re better then people because you live your life by the code of the first “GRAPHIC NOVEL” ever created......THE BIBLE!!!!

    C.... o....

    Says a account with no face and no subs looser

  15. D.... ....

    I always wondered when they played this song in the end credits of "Grown Ups", why did they bleep out the word "bang"?

    D.... ....

    Maybe it was fun#

  16. K.... P....

    I just realized this morning the melody in the verses sound like a slower version of Dwight Yoakam's "A Thousand Miles from Nowhere"

    K.... P....

    You're right. It does kinda sound like that song. "Thousand Miles From Nowhere" is such a simple song to play. There's only four chords in it. C,Am,F and G. I like to play guitar and sing.

  17. C.... o....

    In my head I change the name "Stan" to my fathers name every time I listen to this song. Except for the part to go be with Marylin Monroe because the bible says the dead are concious of nothing at all. Nice song though. I love the piano.

    C.... o....

    Class of 93 that’s stupid dude

    C.... o....

    @ayerish86 it may be stupid to you but not to me. 😂

    C.... o....

    @Franchii Gallegos It is indeed very stupid, fucking little bible thumping faggots like this trying to attack everyone online, well guess what. You little beta faggots are completely outnumbered in the world.

  18. C.... C....

    I grew up watching his movies. Adam Sandler, me and my family re big fans.

  19. A.... ....

    Hits you right in the feels!

  20. S.... o....

    I'm going to illegally download it, because, Adam Sandler. this dude raised a generation of angry kids stuck in front of a t.v. hero of our time

    S.... o....

    Sonny Glover I'm reporting you to the Cyber police... Wait until I tell whitey and toll booth willie

  21. S.... o....

    this song changed my life. what a wizard