Adam Sandler - Secret Lyrics
There's something I know
That no one else does
You want me to tell you what it is?
But if I did that then it wouldn't be, a secret
Dreamin' bout the nights at the club, with the fun and romancin'
Mommy sees the look in my eyes, she can tell something's different
Daddy doesn't understand why, but he can tell something's different
I've got a secret, my own little secret
No one knows my secret, cause it's a secret. Secret.
Shhh don't tell, Shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuuu-shhh don't tell
And nobody knows that my bush is cut low as I dance and I sing and I put on a show
And i'm feeling so free, nothing hanging off me while the bass gets stronger, I'm a half an inch longer
And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirl it
and flick it and swirl it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin
Fuckin and suckin, Fuckin and suckin!
Music if fillin my body from my head to my toes
The DJ gives me a smile, maybe he knows
I hear whisperin from my left to my right, all over the party
i'm the super-star of the night, I did something naughty
I gave myself a haircut, don't tell
I'd like to tell you where but, don't tell
I've got a secret, don't tell
It's my own secret
I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
And I feel so special and so beautiful
As I reach down and give my new friend a quick pull
I'm scratchy and itchy and a little bit bitchy
and if I find scissors i'd trim my friend Ritchie
And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirl it
and flick it and swirl it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin
fuckin and suckin fuckin and suckin!
I can wear my pants extra low tonight
My secret's gettin out of control, it's burstin out of me
Gotta drop my pants to the floor, so the whole club can see
The special way I trim my curlies, so fuzzy and soft
Cause when my shrub is short and tight my piggie won't get lost
I had a secret, don't tell
But now you know my secret, don't tell
I gave my bush some haircuts, don't tell
To emphasize my bare nuts
I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell
And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirl it
and flick it and swirl it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin
fuckin and suckin fuckin and suckin!
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Adam Sandler Secret Comments
how are there 1 million views , but only like 3 k likes that makes no sense
A I dont tell
Nearly 13 years guys, it's a teenager now
Fucking and sucking lol
This was like the first video i ever saw back when youtube was starting to get popular, pretty much one of the first videos i ever saw online. This was when i first started becoming a huge Adam Sandler fan, everything he does is so good.
Imagine thinking this, but unironically.
Lol I remember watching this in 6th grade with my friend, right when YouTube was getting popular
I watched this the day it came out and now in 2019 it's even better!!!
I can wear my pants extra low tooooniiight
I love it
😂😂😂💙💙💙🙈🙈🙈
This sound always finds its way back into my life. ..shhhh don’t tell.....
Here for Joey diaz
The GREATEST THING EVER!!!
Nice video and music!! :))
2019 and im still laughing
I remember seeing this when it was published, then it was taken down by youtube because someone flagged it for being offensive. Oh the good ol days. Since then Ive seen many vids that were flagged and taken down come back to life.
WHO HERE WATCHING IN 2019??? SHHHHH DONT TELL!
I cant believe I forgot about this song. Just found it again lol
If I told you it wouldn't be a secret
I'm never gonna forget when this was on MTV and actually aired on TV
Came from the Future. Shhhh dont tell
😂😂😂
I don't get it. All the crappy songs out there have views in billions and this one, the catchiest song of all has so less fans. What the H?
I heard this on Comedy central as a kid. So damn glad to hear it now
Roller boy Terry LOL. Best music video I've seen in a decade
Nick is already losing hair(male pattern) on this video...
2018 still Trimmin' :D
2018 anyone :D
2018 😋
I remember listening to this when it came out in highschool hahaha
The fan based one was way more funny! It use to be posted but I don't know what happened to it .
dammit. 2017 and I still know every word 😂
omg me toooooooooooooooo :D
Asha Jordan lmao! I remember being like eight years old jamming out to this!
lmmfao :D <3
I’ve got a secret...
1:38... was that Anthony ????????
2:39 i mean
Nick Swardson
He's in other Sandler productions like Grandma's Boy plus he frequently got arrested for prostitution on Reno 911.
What the fuck did i just watch.
Hathicus You just got Sandlered!
Better music than today's rap.
I bump this song while I... TRIM MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHH DONT TELL.
I TRIM MY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSHHHHDONTTELL
glad to know that Jeb Bush finally has a theme song....
+BAD B.O. Not just a theme song... AN ORIGIN STORY!
@MMRED ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh XD
who here watching 2016
alvaro ballesteros 2018
I love it
HAHA wtf!! Old but gold but i shave ;) shh dont tell
Sounds like something nsp would do
+SweatShirtSkull Danny Sexbang OP
What the actual fuck! :o
Nick Swardson tho...
this is still a catchy song
What the fuck... did i just watch???
i trimmed my bush too
poor dog. xD
Whaaataaa fuuuckkk xD
2:11 Same look every nerdy guy gets when they go to a sports bar. lol
+Shia Lebeouf: Life Coach isnt a sports bar full of sports nerds... think about it
+Shia Lebeouf: Life Coach YEAH, FUCKING NERDS ARE DORKS
What are you? Some 50 year old that still thinks hes in highschool?
don't take my lunch money shia.
2:39-2:41 is that Anthony from Smosh????? @Smosh !
No, this was more than 10 years ago. Anthony was a little kid then.
The blonde boi is Nick Swardson. He's Adam's buddy so he's in a lot of his productions like Grandma's Boy.
Yeah but it's a F'n SWEET car.
Holy shit, I had no idea a video for this song even existed. My life is now complete.
Master piece!!
HAHAAH
Still better than Jack and Jill
AlminiCast Anything is better than Jack and Jill
I'd rather shart at a funeral than watch Jack & Jill.
WHILE carrying out pallbearer duties.
Everyone in the room is now dumber for having seen this
Still hilarious 8 years later!
powerful joey diaz nuts in the background
Thats funny...
Amazing!
i remember when this was sooo fucking cool. lol. not so much anymore though...but i had good memories with this song.
Wow - the quality of this upload is terrible. You can barely see how young Swardson looks through the digital haze.
SHHHHH
Don't tell
Maybe ill upload a better copy
I liked this 4 years ago. :P Aw memories.
TOO EMPHASIZE MY BEAR NUTS!!!
LOL I love this shit.
Is this from a movie?
No. This is from Adam's 5th comedy album, "Shhh…. Don't Tell" (2004). It was his last album before the CD version of his 2018 Netflix stand-up special "100% Fresh"
JUST CHEERED ME UP :)
Harumpumcoughcoughcoughahhhhhuuuwaaahurumcough Pardon me... What in the fuck?
Still funny.
YES I FOUND IT AGAIN!
lol yes this is up again!
4:20 ballsac ^^
whats this about copy right i don't understand...
FUcking copyright bullshit........
How have I not heard of this!?!? Its been out for over 2 years.!!
LMFAO! I don't think I've laughed so much at a music video ever!
Fuckin A
2:46 LOL at the guy with the hedge trimmers in the background.
HAHAHAHHAHAH!!
LMFAO!!
I freakin fuckin love Adam Sandler!!
damn I love that man.
anyone know the song mr roboto by styx? secret secret i got a secret.... sound familure lmfao ya he is a big styx fan as we see in all his movies
Especially "Big Daddy"; he is also a huge Van Halen fan
i am speecheless i trim my bush but its my secret
lol nick. i didnt know there was a video for this xP
Holy crap I fucking love Adam Sandler.
But if I did that it wouldn't be a Secrettt.....
hahahaaha I say!
HUA!!
this song is very stupid,
but i like it.
Ha, that's guys from "Grandma's Boy" lol
open 2 tabs and do both at a second apart its funnny
His best since toll booth willie
HAAHHAHAHHHAAHA
is dude actually gay not adam sandler but other dude lmfao!
Daniel stark I think he's straight just good for comedy in skates and daisy dukes
O_O OH my! bwahahahahahaaa, is THAT what i think it is? ROFL
Lolz u know whats ironic, that dude that plays the guy that trimmed his bush was in "I now pronounce you chuck and larry" as the gay brother of that attorny lady. :] Idk i just noticed. I love adam sandlers songs and movies :]
The attorney is Jessica Biel (Justin Timberlake's wife), and the guy that played her brother's name is Nick Swardson, who has appeared in numerous Adam Sandler movies
thast tommy or teddy from reno 911
Romel Lherisson teeeeeeerrrrryyyyyy
grosslarious
i trimmed my buuuuuuuuuuuuuuushhhhh!!!!!! dont tell
hells yeah
I thought it was hilarious but my bro thought it was dumb...dont know why i almost shit my pants laughing!
funking hilarious!!
love him
I TRIMMED MY BUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh, don't tell...
this made me pee lmao