Adam Sandler - Right Field Lyrics
[Russel: Shouting] "Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby!
We're behind you here in right field! One down!
Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah! Show 'em the magic! This chump can't hit!"
[Whispering to himself] "Please God, don't help him hit it to me.
Anywhere but to right field. Please God, I bet you."
[Whispering] "Oh please, don't let him hit it to me. My God, not to me."
[Shouting] "Steam it baby! Steam it!"
[Whispering] "Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God no."
[Ball is hit]
[Russel: Shouting] "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
[Whispering] "Oh good! It's not to me."
[Shouting] "Good catch, Steven! Nice glove!
You da man! Two away now! Lookin' good!
We're all looking good out here! Come on Robert!
[Whiserping] "Oh God, he's a leftie! A big leftie!
Total power to hit it. He's gonna pile it right to me and there's nothing I can do to stop him."
[Shouting] "Pitch 'em the funny one, Robert! Big whiffer! Big whiffer!"
[Whispering] "Oh he is a natural athlete and I am so worthless.
Please God, take his life. Make him die."
[Shouting] "No batter! No batter!"
[Ball is hit]
[Russel: Whispering] "Oh God. This is not happening.
No, don't do this to me. Please. Make it stop."
[Ball hits Russel]
[Russel:] "OWWWW! My elbow!"
[M1:] "Throw it to second! Pick it up already!"
[Russel:] "Take it! Just take the ball!"
[Russel tosses the ball]
[M2:] "Nice throw, you pansy!"
[Russel: Whispering] "Ok, get under control.
Easy now, easy. Say something to the team."
[Shouting] "Good hussle everybody! Yeah! Nice work! Play's at third!"
[Whispering] "That wasn't funny, Lord. I've been so good and for what!?"
[Shouting] "Come on, Robert! Settle down! Just throw straight!
You get it across the plate! We'll take care of the rest!"
[Whispering] "Oh no, another lefty."
[Ball is hit]
[Russel: Shouting] "NOO! Why me again!?"
[Ball hits Russel]
[Russel:] "OWWWW! My neck!"
[Panting & Whining] "I can't breath. I can't breath."
[M2:] "Pick it up and throw it, you moron!"
[Russel: Whining] "Here..come on, here.. Take the ball! Take it!"
[Russel kicks ball]
[M1:] "Way to kick it in, Pele!"
[Russel: Shouting] "Oh hahaha. Pele! Good one! Hehehe..
Ok! Come on! Suck it up guys! We'll get those runs back!
This is where we dig down!
We just need one more out!"
[Whispering] "Oh look! A rightie! Oh Lord, thank you. Thank you so much. I owe you."
[Shouting] "This loser can't hit! No batter! Come on, this is where we take them out!"
[Whispering] "Uh oh, what's happening? Where's the rightie going? What?
Who's this guy? He's a leftie and he's pinch hitting. No! No!"
[Shouting] "Why's he pointing at me!?"
[Ball is hit]
[Russel: Shouting] "Oh my Lord! What have I done to deserve this?!"
[M3:] "I got it! I got it!"
[Running over to the ball near Russel]
[Thud! Crashes into Russel]
[M3:] "Whoa! Sorry about that, Russel. Are you ok?"
[Russel: Shouting] "HELL YEAH! We're up now! It's our turn to kick a little ass!"
[M3:] "All right, Russel. I think you're up first."
[Russel:] "NOOOOO!!"
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Adam Sandler Right Field Comments
Nothing but funny
Not but funny
now this is funny
YES! As a right fielder, I can say this is all true
Haha "ow my neck!" (ʘᗩʘ')
This was me in grade school.
Owww my neck! Lol 😂
BIG WHIFFA!!!!!
How did someone get a recording of me playing baseball in highschool.
While still funny, comedy sure has changed
How? This skit is as timeless as grade school.
alright Russell... I think you're up first. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tayyyke the ball!!!!!.............Tayyyyyke iiiiiittt
this is old not new btw
this the typical employee at my last job FSI lol
Fuckin stupid and not even remotely humorous. How the fuck does this garbage sell over 2 million copies? The dumbing down and gaying up of America...
The Van Halen band members used to dress in chicks clothes and spandex, doesn't get much gayer than that.
As for the dumbing down of America? that's all due to people like you whining all over the internet.
"PICK IT UP AND THROW IT YOU MORON!"
Luis Lopez 2019 “Respect and dignity.”
oh haha haha pay leg, haha hahaha good one
ya its "way to kick it in Pele(Paylay)" commenting on his lack of "kicking it in" ability referencing the legendary soccer player
XD it’d be weirder if they said “Haleigh” or something.
You're out of your mind or never played baseball if you don't think this is funny.
dang that was a clever insult.
"Hey, remember when Adam Sandler was funny?" ...said no one (who wasn't high) ever.
Skeptical Simmy you're an idiot
He was funny. When I was a kid. This just reinforced it. Other than the beating of a high school janitior. Still love that one. Perhaps just nostalgia
Adam sandler was funny.
Please god make him die!
TROLLon aROLL LMFAO
Hahaha. I used to do this back in high school. BIG WHIFFA!!!!! 15 years goes by fast!
Nice throw you pantsy