Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O Lyrics






I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV
It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see
I just lit some crazy ass shit
that my friend overnight mailed to me

I'm fucking wasted
It's the best shit I ever tasted
I think they fucking laced it
Cause I'm so damn lambasted

Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe
I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hype
He sparked three bows just to show he could take it
Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked

He's fucking wasted
It's the best shit he ever tasted
He's lost in fucking spaced-ed
Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted

Oh I spent the last two hours
hiding under my bed
Cause I looked in the garbage can
and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head

I'm fucking wasted

Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face
The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place
He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak
He looked at the two of us and he started to speak

I'm fucking wasted
It's the best shit I've ever tasted
My brain's been erased-ed
Well fucking fried

I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat
I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet
Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe
I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you

I'm fucking wasted
It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted
Oh fucking shit

I'm way too baked





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  1. C.... H....

    This song is more relevant today than when it was written. Lol. Imagine partying with adam. Omg... Funniest dude alive. I've loved adams work sence i was a kid.

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    good times

  3. K.... P....

    Adam Sandler - Fucking Wasted

    I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV
    It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see
    I just lit some crazy ass shit
    that my friend overnight mailed to me

    I'm fucking wasted
    It's the best shit I ever tasted
    I think they fucking laced it
    Cause I'm so damn lambasted

    Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe
    I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hype
    He sparked three bowls just to show he could take it
    Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked

    He's fucking wasted
    It's the best shit he ever tasted
    He's lost in fucking spaced-ed
    Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted

    Oh I spent the last two hours
    hiding under my bed
    Cause I looked in the garbage can
    and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head
    I'm fucking wasted

    Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face
    The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place
    He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak
    He looked at the two of us and he started to speak

    I'm fucking wasted
    It's the best shit I've ever tasted
    My brain's been erased-ed
    Well fucking fried

    I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat
    I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet
    Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe
    I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you

    I'm fucking wasted
    It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted
    Oh fucking shit

    I'm way too baked

  4. S.... S....

    Someone told me to listen to this.

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    This is pretty neat.

  5. M.... M....

    My pet bird loves this song.

  6. R.... H....

    I lose my shit from 2:15-3:03

    Classic.

  7. T.... T....

    This is a straight fucking jam

  8. b.... ....

    Haha ooh the nostalgia.

    b.... ....

    i know man

  9. N.... S....

    Nirvana unplugged hidden track

    N.... S....

    Have you even heard Nirvana?

  10. S.... ....

    As a stoner, this shit is fucking hilarious.

  11. K.... A....

    I've been listening to this song for almost 20 years and still love it.

  12. h.... c....

    Adam Sandler's song; The Amazing Willy Wanker (Shh don't tell album) kinda has a similar beat to this one

    h.... c....

    Never heard of it looking now

  13. D.... G....

    Oh hey it's Adam Sandler when he was funny

    D.... G....

    Dusty Gozangas he’s still funny wow so mean bitch

    D.... G....

    he's still funny jealous much?

    D.... G....

    Still pretty funny. Don't be hating

  14. A.... ....

    Now Sandler makes fucking trash like Jack and Jill smh

  15. K.... J....

    I'm fucking wasted! It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted!
    Ohh, fucking shit!!!

    K.... J....

    😂😂😂

  16. i.... ....

    3:32 Michael the Buffoon!

  17. K.... J....

    I'm way too baked!!

  18. B.... A....

    Fuckin Fried!

  19. K.... ....

    This reminds me of Pearl Jam...

    K.... ....

    I always thought the same. That he was going for that Eddie Vedder style.

  20. J.... M....

    2:42-3:01 sounds like Axyl Rose

  21. i.... ....

    The Bufoon was in it!

  22. K.... J....

    I'm fucking wasted! It's the best shit I ever tasted! I think they fucking laced it!
    'Cause I'm so damn lambasted!

  23. J.... D....

    XD I feel bad for my neighbors when I sing this especially when the pet bird stuff comes up😂😂😂

  24. B.... F....

    greatest song ever

  25. W.... ....

    I think of this song every time I die in a Grand Theft Auto game

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