Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O Lyrics
I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV
It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see
I just lit some crazy ass shit
that my friend overnight mailed to me
It's the best shit I ever tasted
I think they fucking laced it
Cause I'm so damn lambasted
Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe
I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hype
He sparked three bows just to show he could take it
Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked
He's fucking wasted
He's lost in fucking spaced-ed
Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted
Oh I spent the last two hours
hiding under my bed
Cause I looked in the garbage can
and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head
I'm fucking wasted
Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face
The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place
He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak
He looked at the two of us and he started to speak
I'm fucking wasted
It's the best shit I've ever tasted
My brain's been erased-ed
Well fucking fried
I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat
I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet
Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe
I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you
I'm fucking wasted
It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted
Oh fucking shit
I'm way too baked
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Adam Sandler - The Mayor Of Pussytown
- Adam Sandler - Rescue Animals
- Adam Sandler - Mr. Slo Mo
- Adam Sandler - Uber Driver
- Adam Sandler - Diabetes
- Adam Sandler - Know A Guy
- Adam Sandler - Hula Hoop
- Adam Sandler - Mini-Golf
- Adam Sandler - Wrong
- Adam Sandler - Marriage Mystery
- Adam Sandler - Rake
- Adam Sandler - Everywhere
- Adam Sandler - Books
- Adam Sandler - 4:30
- Adam Sandler - 101
- Adam Sandler - Grandma Died
- Adam Sandler - Shower
- Adam Sandler - Asswipe
Rand Lyrics
- Lewis, Jerry Lee - Don't Let The Stars Get In Your Eyes
- Lewis, Jerry Lee - Sweet Little Sixteen
- Lewis, Jerry Lee - Last Cheater's Waltz
- Lewis, Jerry Lee - Wild And Wooly Ways
- Lewis, Jerry Lee - Blue Suede Shoes
- Lewis, Jerry Lee - I Hate You
- Lewis, Jerry Lee - Arkansas Seesaw
- Lewis, Jerry Lee - Lucille
- Lewis, Jerry Lee - Pee Wee's Place
Last Posts
Beyonce Shakes the Internet with Surprise Super Bowl Tease and New Music Release
Beyoncé once again set the digital world abuzz with her latest musical surprise. In an unforgettable move during the Super Bowl, a Verizon commercial served...
Watch Usher’s Full Super Bowl 2024 Halftime Performance Usher, Alicia Keys, Jermaine Dupri, Ludacris,
At the 2024 Super Bowl, Usher redefined the halftime show with a dazzling, career-highlight performance that will be remembered for years to come. Taking the...
Usher Unveils ‘Coming Home’: A Journey Through Sound and Soul in His Latest Album
Spanning three decades in the music industry, Usher has consistently mesmerized fans with his soulful tunes and magnetic performances. However, his most recent project, Coming...
Adam Sandler Mr. Bake-O Comments
This song is more relevant today than when it was written. Lol. Imagine partying with adam. Omg... Funniest dude alive. I've loved adams work sence i was a kid.
good times
Adam Sandler - Fucking Wasted
I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV
It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see
I just lit some crazy ass shit
that my friend overnight mailed to me
I'm fucking wasted
It's the best shit I ever tasted
I think they fucking laced it
Cause I'm so damn lambasted
Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe
I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hype
He sparked three bowls just to show he could take it
Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked
He's fucking wasted
It's the best shit he ever tasted
He's lost in fucking spaced-ed
Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted
Oh I spent the last two hours
hiding under my bed
Cause I looked in the garbage can
and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head
I'm fucking wasted
Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face
The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place
He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak
He looked at the two of us and he started to speak
I'm fucking wasted
It's the best shit I've ever tasted
My brain's been erased-ed
Well fucking fried
I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat
I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet
Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe
I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you
I'm fucking wasted
It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted
Oh fucking shit
I'm way too baked
Someone told me to listen to this.
.........
This is pretty neat.
My pet bird loves this song.
I lose my shit from 2:15-3:03
Classic.
This is a straight fucking jam
Haha ooh the nostalgia.
i know man
Nirvana unplugged hidden track
Have you even heard Nirvana?
As a stoner, this shit is fucking hilarious.
I've been listening to this song for almost 20 years and still love it.
Adam Sandler's song; The Amazing Willy Wanker (Shh don't tell album) kinda has a similar beat to this one
Never heard of it looking now
Oh hey it's Adam Sandler when he was funny
Dusty Gozangas he’s still funny wow so mean bitch
he's still funny jealous much?
Still pretty funny. Don't be hating
Now Sandler makes fucking trash like Jack and Jill smh
I'm fucking wasted! It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted!
Ohh, fucking shit!!!
😂😂😂
3:32 Michael the Buffoon!
I'm way too baked!!
Fuckin Fried!
This reminds me of Pearl Jam...
I always thought the same. That he was going for that Eddie Vedder style.
2:42-3:01 sounds like Axyl Rose
The Bufoon was in it!
I'm fucking wasted! It's the best shit I ever tasted! I think they fucking laced it!
'Cause I'm so damn lambasted!
XD I feel bad for my neighbors when I sing this especially when the pet bird stuff comes up😂😂😂
greatest song ever
I think of this song every time I die in a Grand Theft Auto game
long comment's
+Xavier Perez long comment's
+Xavier Perez long comment's
+Xavier Perez long comment's