Adam Sandler - Moyda Lyrics






Schnine
He's a pretty good guy
He's nice to his neighbors
You can count on him to buy your school candy bars
He's a real nic guy
He's always got the jumper cables
He'll take your mail in when you're on vacation
He's a good-hearted man
Volunteers at the library
He'll help you find a book on whales
He's a thoughtfull man
Rememers your birthday
Says God bless you when you sneeze

But there's a problem
It's not your average problem
But it's a pretty big problem
His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
He'll eat a hamboyga
Then commit moyda

He's a friendly guy
He waves to all the joggers
Children use his backyard as a short-cut
He's a real sweet guy
He always recycles
Referees the Junior High basketball for no pay
He's a great, great man
He'll sign your petition
Then proceed to compliment your new haircut

But there's a problem
It's not your average problem
But it's a pretty big problem
His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
South of the boyda
He's wanted for moyda

Here he comes
Hey Larry, how ya doing?
How's the garden coming?
You know, it's interesting
I just read at the library
That you need to rotate the soil
To get real plump, read tomatoes
Oh, and one more thing
My hobby is moyda
Two, three, four
I'm a sick man
My hobby is moyda
My hobby is moyda
I'll eat a hamboyga
Then commit moyda

[Chanting]
I never loiter
After committing the doity deed of moyda
Only Sigmund Freuda
Knows why I cannot and will not stop committing moyda
Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder





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  1. J.... H....

    0:14 SSSSNHHHOIIIYYYY!!!!!!

  2. M.... D....

    Pretty nice Guy.

  3. R.... ....

    Song about Dexter Morgan?

  4. R.... W....

    Wtf did i just listen to.?

  5. B.... ....

    Someone mysteriously liked my comment in this old ass post. Please tell me it's Adam "Da King" Sandler.

  6. B.... ....

    Hiedy hi hiedy ho...Man this brings back memories! Am I only in this biatch? It's cool I'll just chill with the goat.

  7. D.... S....

    This song is in my iPod mix right along with Henry Rollins and Rick James. I have such great memories of this song.

  8. G.... ....

    Aaron Hernandez favorite song

  9. T.... J....

    I could go for a hamboyga right about now

  10. L.... M....

    My dad and I used to listen to this whole album over and over during the worst part oof my life. Somehow this album still brings me peace nothing else can.

  11. t.... ....

    haha, this song is like a Mad Magazine version of Pearl Jam's Evenflow , lol ;)

  12. L.... S....

    wow I listened to this waaaay back in the day adam sandler was great what the hell happened to him? his albums were great.. all the family movie crap is terrible.... funny people was ok

  13. M.... S....

    My childhood

  14. A.... K....

    Good 1994 Adam

  15. E.... I....

    I listened to this when i was little, and i still wonder what moyda is. I usually can tell these things too. Anyone care to enlighten me?

    E.... I....

    murder...... the guy is a murderer

    E.... I....

    Ah, thanks, now i know.

    E.... I....

    +Proxy Scar so funny

    E.... I....

    +Alex Wixon New York Murder to be specific, lol , where it's sometimes referred to as " Moyda" ;)

  16. J.... ....

    I had been looking for this song. Thanks. Someone should set some Dexter clips to it.

    J.... ....

    Funny. What I thought of was Michael Scott from The Office when he wore the fat suit as Michael Klump and "I say I say I sit on you."

  17. s.... ....

    this is about dexter

  18. M.... ....

    btw my hobby is moyda

  19. g.... ....

    When I listen to this song, I picture Dexter. Which I would like to point out, that if Adam Sandler were to perform this song live again it would be ten times more hilarious if he updated the lyrics to reflect the show. "His name is Doyxta". :D

  20. P.... S....

    no problem, I figured other should enjoy it too. :]

  21. j.... ....

    Thank you so much for uploading the whole album!