Adam Sandler - Mother's Day Song Lyrics
Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace.
Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face.
Brush your teeth, Q-tip your ear,
take off your sister's new brassiere.
don't you eat that Lincoln Log.
Oh mama I still don't believe
it's true: The tooth fairy was you.
No Way!
I love you maaaaaama,
more than than paaaastrama,
way more than Jeffrey Daaaahma,
even more than my NFL paaaaajamas.
Mama always calmed down dad when he got too mean.
Like the time he almost hit me for stealing his Juggs magazine.
Stop your jumping,
you'll break the bed.
Don't you fill up
on the bread.
Take those
Take those
(trying to read cue card)
Take ... carrots out of your nose,
that's not a hat that's pantyhose.
Don't play baseball in your suit,
that Magnum PI's very cute.
Don't forget Vick's Vapor-rub,
stop masturbating in the tub.
Thanks for making corn beef hash,
and putting powder on my rash.
(So much better.)
I love you maaaaaama,
more than golf with Arnold Paaaaalmaaaa,
more than yellow moons in Lucky Chaaaaamaaaas,
Def Leppard's drummer only had one aaaaaaamaaa.
Oh, Mrs. Nealon, yes it's true,
Kevin's gonna sing to you.
Come on Kevin.
I love you maaaaaama
Come on, keep goin'.
More than films by Brian DePaaaaalmaaaa.
Thanks for being my date to the praaaaamaaaa.
Thanks for writing that note to the draft
board that said I was gay so I got out
of Vietnaaaamaaa.
Mom your way better than the World Trade Center baaaaamaaaa.
Who's name by the way is Mohamed Salaaaamaaa.
I love you even more than Richard Gere loves the Dali Laaaaahmaaa.
And Richard Gere was also good in "Sommersby",
which was a melodraaaamaa.
Oh, all you moms out there oughta know,
we kids love you so.
Have a Happy Mother's Day.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Adam Saaaandlaaa.
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Adam Sandler Mother's Day Song Comments
Sooo cute
.."Barack Obama"
Sounds good.
Can't believe this guy was a massive success. God that's depressing.
Still is
Damn wtc bombing that didn't age well lol
One of the best
He's been a beautiful soul since the beginning. 💙
he may jam with flight of conchords!
i still laugh when watch this
Lmao he couldn’t read the cue card
Adam Sandler is so damn funny
The World Trade Center bombing was in 1993. The got the date wrong on this clip. This clip was from 1993, not 1991.
Much like young Jimmy Fallon I find young Adam Sandler so cute
Back when SNL was awesome
I remember watching this live on television at my Grandparent's house on 'Mama's Day' 1993.
I'm guessing that Adam wrote the song
no shit
Happy Mother's Day everyone!
Adam sandler was so small back then
Sometimes I have a feeling Pixels could've been better if he sang in it. Everything's better when he sings.
His best movie he sings the wedding Singer.
Adam was so cute back then
I ❤ Adam Sandler singing #SNL #TBT #MothersDay💐🏵🌹
Sees Adam Sandler. Gags.
Dudes, WTF, osama and bombings, when was this made? They look too young, is this future prediction?
@Zed D They are talking about the 1st bombing that happened in 1993, and it's not Bin Laden name that's mentioned.
Nfl Mlb WWE and Gaming Freak If it aired in 1993 how is he talking about 9\11 ??? 9\11 was in 2001.....
the world trade center was bombed in 1993
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oh... eyes of nowadays Sandler are filled with sadness :(
I wish when watching these, I could forget that 9/11 happened. It would be great to know how those World Trade Centre jokes felt without seeing them through the lens of 9/11.
That Sandler laugh