Adam Sandler - Medium Pace Lyrics






Put your arms around me babe,
Can't you see I need you so?
Hold me close against your skin,
'Cause I'm about to begin
Lovin' you.

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are.
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face.
Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.

You see that shampoo bottle? Now, stick it up my ass.
Push it in and out at a medium pace.
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was.
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.

Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs.
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people
you work with.

Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off.
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.
Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.

I feel so humiliated. I'm about to blow my load.
You tell it's time to make love but I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself.
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you. oh.
I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach.
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you.





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  1. V.... ....

    Prison sucks.

  2. K.... P....

    the most beautiful love song of our time

  3. n.... ....

    CLASSIC

  4. n.... ....

    I remember the first time I heard this song I laughed song I almost puked

  5. B.... J....

    But now I can’t kus i spewed all over myself!

  6. h.... g....

    yea my brother showed me this

  7. g.... w....

    Its actually a very nice song

  8. D.... V....

    Best song ever

  9. r.... ....

    Break out your lighters!

  10. D.... M....

    So sad 😭

  11. J.... M....

    25 years later this still has me laughing so hard I'm in tears

  12. G.... K....

    I loved my wife

  13. G.... K....

    My wife is dead

  14. D.... M....

    2:05 Spongebob Edited

  15. I.... ....

    This reminds me of when my dad used to sing songs to me as a kid.

  16. P.... M....

    I'm in class trying not to crack up lmao

  17. d.... t....

    I imagine this entire song actually happened to somebody at one point

  18. i.... ....

    It's talking about sex!!!! He's also a funny ass movie actor

  19. N.... M....

    "You see that shampoo bottle now I'll *STICK IT UP MY ASS* " Betcha that would've hurt! XD

  20. h.... 1....

    Played this to my cat




    Now she's horny

  21. R.... F....

    Fkg Guy should NEVER WORK AGAIN #MeeTo

  22. T.... ....

    6.9k likes :)

  23. M.... B....

    Now do it

  24. T.... M....

    Listen to this x2 speed

  25. M.... G....

    Admit it, some of you are here for 2:05.

  26. r.... ....

    The most romantic song of the century.

  27. R.... H....

    Love this bloke 🤪🤪👌👌

  28. C.... M....

    Classics like this just aren't made anymore.

    I used to have this on cassette. The good ol' days.

  29. N.... D....

    😂🤣🤘🏻🤘🏻

  30. I.... b....

    XD...SNIGGA

  31. T.... D....

    A 10 inch COCK!

  32. T.... D....

    Fucking massive

  33. T.... D....

    My old bfs Dick was 10 time's big Bitch

  34. M.... C....

    I'm here because I wanted to hear Dora the Explorer cuss when I was 9

  35. V.... W....

    “sorry, my moms calling me”

  36. A.... B....

    0:36 is when it gets good

  37. M.... G....

    0:35 so we can go where I need to next time

  38. I.... A....

    Actually I’m the pizza delivery guy

  39. Y.... D....

    WTF, I've never watched a pizza delivery guy whack off. Is that a real thing?

  40. N.... ....

    I remember playing on a Mario Cart tf2 server and for in server coins (collected from kills), you could play soundbits.

    The shampoo bottle was the most popular

  41. S.... S....

    I forgot how funny this song was !

  42. C.... ....

    The first time I listened to this I was 12 and the year was 2009 😂😂😂

  43. S.... A....

    I had this on cassette tape 🤣😂

  44. W.... R....

    Ive died lmao "WACK OAFF"

  45. C.... G....

    Bae freaky asf 😂😂

  46. L.... ....

    You see that shampoo bottle now...

  47. E.... G....

    Ruined a lot of group chats with this one :)

  48. K.... S....

    Ok, I'm gonna send this to my girlfriend, lets see how it goes

  49. M.... D....

    Why did my boyfriend send me this and ask for it to be our song

  50. c.... ;....

    reminds me of papa franku

  51. K.... D....

    No. 1 Wedding Song

  52. E.... 7....

    I will get this played at my senior prom. I don’t know how yet but mark my words,I will.

  53. C.... E....

    1:13 - Every girlfriend you'll ever have

  54. x.... ....

    This is a Christin Minecraft

  55. C.... E....

    This is the most appropriate thing adam sandler has ever made.

  56. S.... S....

    420 dislikes.
    🤔

    S.... S....

    How can this be disliked

  57. G.... K....

    Truely the greatest song ever made

  58. T.... ....

    the funniest part is that this was made in 1993

  59. b.... ....

    This song is just as funny in my 30's as it was in my teens....the pizza delivery guy lol

  60. J.... D....

    Today my girlfriend was one of the lucky 10,000 and got to hear this song for the first time.

  61. R.... l....

    This so family friendly and of course a KinderGarden song!

  62. t.... k....

    I listen to in school

  63. R.... A....

    Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  64. J.... J....

    Every time I listing to this I almost wet myself 😆😂🤣

  65. G.... D....

    Probably the dirtiest song ever recorded. LOVE IT!

  66. p.... m....

    What are you trying to say here

  67. R.... G....

    Wtf😂😂😂😂

  68. P.... T....

    Never stick your dick in a shampoo bottle.

  69. d.... p....

    You guys got to play this at 2 times speed

  70. T.... a....

    His face on the album cover says it all.

  71. C.... D....

    How on earth did he record this without losing his shit every single take? Impossible I say. We're just imagining this song. It could never have happened.

  72. S.... F....

    I want this song played when my daughters boyfriend takes her virginity.

  73. J.... P....

    Most beautiful piece of music ever. Period. FUCK YOU! deal with it...

  74. g.... !....

    Damn, I haven't heard this song in a while!

  75. X.... _....

    1:29 let it sit till 1:38 then click 1:05

  76. P.... P....

    WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS??!?!?!?!?!????

    P.... P....

    How to do things at a medium pace.

    P.... P....

    A love song, obviously.

  77. B.... H....

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  78. I.... ....

    STICK IT UP MY A$$

  79. S.... T....

    it was innocent and sweet until the kink activated

  80. R.... Y....

    The DJ at my high school prom played this song... let’s just say he hasn’t been asked to DJ any more dances at my high school

  81. O.... j....

    1:21 Pubes

  82. H.... S....

    Play with my balls and tell me how big they are!

  83. t.... ....

    *W a t c h m e w h a c k o f f .*

  84. I.... T....

    your next movie my idea



    Adam sander is the main character who would cook to cope with his horrid childhood he lives with 2 roommate one is obese and loves food the other is a diabetic who wants to stay away from sugar but cant. One day the house owner is selling the house for money because he lost 15,000 dollars to the mafia or a different gang but the main character/Adam sander doesn't ant to part with the house because that's where he grew up the owner of the house said he had 1 month to get the money he is trying any way he can to get the money until he finds a flyer that says there's a cake making contest in 2 weeks prize is 15,000 dollars so he takes this opportunity to earn the money to save the house and do something hes good at




    Could be cake shop hes living at that has run in his family that he has to save

  85. C.... P....

    Love this song

  86. G.... ....

    The following story takes place on April 3rd 2019.

    After gym class that day, everyone was getting changed into our school clothes. Most people had left, but there was me and two other guys. I was on the other side of the locker room and suddenly I just hear them start singing this song in synchronization. Then the gym teacher walks into his office and hears the song in looks through the glass window for monitoring and shouts what the f*** are you guys singing. They continue to sing the entire song until the end-of the class hour and the bell ringed. You may think they got in trouble, but they did not because my gym teacher is really awesome. Instead of sending them to detention for singing the song, he asked what was the song. They cheerfully replied Adam Sandler. Nothing more, nothing less.

    From this, I could just tell it was going to be one of those days.

    This is the guy who spent 20 minutes typing this, signing off.

    G.... ....

    XD omg 😂

    G.... ....

    It took you twenty minutes to type that? Wow.

    G.... ....

    April 3 is my birthday lmao

  87. S.... B....

    This reminds me of those spongebob/ed edd n eddy edits

  88. K.... A....

    SHAMPOO BOTTLE OUT OF MY ASS!

  89. B.... b....

    Best song ever

  90. A.... ....

    One of the underrated Twitch troll song request Kappa

    A.... ....

    I'll make a note of that buddy.

  91. L.... l....

    1:01 u SeE ThAt ShAmPoO BaTaL NoT StIk It Up My AsSs