Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land Lyrics
"This is a song..."
"This is uhh, This is a new song..."
"It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..."
"The Lunchlady"
[Laughing]
Woke up in the morning
Put on my new plastic glove
Served some reheated salisbury steak
With a little slice of love
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
Just know everything's doing fine
Down here in Lunchlady Land
Well I wear this net on my head
'Cause my red hair is fallin' out
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout
I know you want seconds on the corndogs
But there's no reason to shout
Everybody gets enough food
Down here in Lunchlady Land
Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes
And my breath reeks of tuna
And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true
Clouds made of carrots and peas
Mountains built of shepherds pie
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
But don't forget to return your trays
And try to ignore my gum disease
No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy beans
Meatloaf sandwich
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Well I dreamt one morning
That I woke up to see
All the pepperoni pizza
Was a-looking at me
It screamed, why do you burn me
And serve me up cold
I said I got the spatula
Just do what you're told
Then the liver & onions
Started joining the fight
And the chocolate pudding
Pushed me with all its might
And the chop suey slapped me
And it kicked me in the head
It's called revenge Lunchlady
Said the garlic bread
I said what did I do
To make you all so mad
They said you got flabby arms
And your breath is bad
Then the green beans said
You better run and hide
But then my friend sloppy joe came
And joined my side
He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady
The kids wouldn't eatcha
You should be shakin' her hand
And sayin' please to meet ya
She gives you a purpose
And she gives you a goal
You should be kissin' her feet
And kissin' her mole
Now all the angry foods
Just leave me alone
And we all live together
In a happy home
Thanks to
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
[Spoken]
Well me & sloppy joe got married
We got six kids and we're doing' just fine
Down in Lunchlady Land
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Adam Sandler Lunchlady Land Comments
I keep coming back to this and think about friends I've lost and friends I'm not appreciating now. I need to work on being more grateful.
God damn Chris Farley is the man. We miss ya big guy.
So iconic 😍😂
Adam hat ein bezauberndes Lächeln...))))))))))))))))))))))))
I miss being 23 in 87
Chris was amazing! Funny isn’t enough to describe him.
Still sad when you think of it.
You keep saying....Dammit Chris! Why!
Farley,Sandler, and Nealon 3 of the best ever 👍
Those were some funny cast.
Sandler was talented as musician
norm macdonald makes the best green bean
🎶 Sloppy Joe sloppy sloppy Joe yeah🎶 💜🤟🏻🥺😢Chris i love you i miss you your my ken to my Barbie 💜🤟🏻
At 2:14 he does the Austin powers dance lol
When SNL was actually funny.
R.I.P Chris ..we miss you very much .. Funnyman !
He looks like James Corden here and funnily enough James Corden is also randomly one my suggestions below. Haha.
Man that lunch lady sure has a lot of arm hair
Happy Thanksgiving 2019!!
God, I miss Chris Farley so much 😥
My granny was the lunch lady for real!
The problem with the SNL skits is how watered down the humor was for early 90s TV.. This same year people were literally rallying around getting rid of the Simpsons. Get the Sandler album, They’re all gonna laugh at You.
776 people ain’t getting sloppy joes
Every time I have Sloppy Joes for dinner I sing this song and my nephew and niece just look at me like I'm a crazy person
chop suey sara silverman???
Is that Sarah Silverman?
Chris Farley was born to make us laugh. God blessed him by not giving him shame; we are lucky for that.
Damn Adam Sandler can sing!
When comedians were actually funny lol
Eating sloppy joe while watching this, I feel amazing
This is when SNL was still something funny, and fresh. The cast was talented and so funny! Now days SNL is all about politics, it's boring, and the cast is a bunch of no talent, hacks.
YES ALL TIME FAV!!! MOST ICONIC SNL SKIT EVER!!!
John Belushi , John Candy and Chris Farley :( dam you Adam Sandler,you amazing bastard
Stop it lady, you’re scarin us!
Wow, my memory isn’t faulty, there WAS a time when SNL didn’t suck.
i had to use a vpn to watch this
The more years that pass, the more this becomes a true classic. Genius skit.
Hamburgers and apple pie making luv to my big pile of frenchfries
Damn Chris was funny R.I.P
what i love is that you can tell this is just a bunch of friends goofing off together to make something they find funny funny for others. that cohesiveness is something that SNL has seriously lacked for the last 20 or so years.
How are Adam's fingers so long before he starts lol
Ballet fine kicks
The word "frinders" probably confused alotta people, because it's mainly a CT term.
My sister is a lunch lady, a Mormon, and superior to everyone else....
Navy beans navy beans navy beans navy beans!
Just as awesome after all these years! Thanks Adam Sandler!
I'm laughing at, funny 😂😂😂😅
Terrible audience! This is hilarious! It seems like they barely react, ugh.
Is the sloppy joe dude Kevin Nealon?
Chocolate pudding lady was SO animated. She had talent.
I'm here because Chris Farley is, and will always be WAY funnier than Adam Sandler could ever be.
My Mom saw this and she asked, "Who;s playing the guitar? He;s a good singer." and I said, "That's Adam Sandler, Mom!"
Remember these days when SNL had talented comedians and was actually funny?
Hate on Sandler all you want, and yes Farley stole every scene, but this is legendary for a reason. He killed some of these songs and they could havw came off so fucking corny. Just worked. Dude is a legend in his own way
God damn I hate where SNL went
Ps fuck that cunt that killed thee man, my man, Phil Hartman. Every time I see that man in an interview or someone talking about phil it hurts, like twisting a knife in my chest type hurt, i was like 5? Maybe younger when i first saw phil on snl, he always played like the "dad" type roles in the sketches and I feel like that's exactly how he was in real life just a down ass chill dad that bbqs and let's his son take a sip of his first beer while making some wieners and burgers....what I'm really trying to say is I wish phil Hartman was my real dad and I wont ever forget his comedic genius
WAIT HOLD UP HE SAID HE GOT STEAK FROM THE LUNCH LADIES WE GET 5 FRENCH FRIES and a chicken sandwich that taste like not real chicken
teach-ers
Love Chris Farley.
Adam Sandler, ugh. Baby voice, not funny, breaking the 4th wall, so annoying... keep your character for once on SNL, please Adam?
How was he that heavy... he is all over the place, it’s damn near CrossFit.
How can't tell there own jokes with out laughing
I so need to find the SNL set with these guys. I missed out on so many episodes. I was taking care of my parents who were terminally ill. My Mom died in 94 and Dad in 96. So I really didn't see a whole lot of SNL in the early 90's. What I did see showed me this. These guys were BROTHERS. Best friends. It was hi-jinks and insanity. Why NBC was so effing STUPID to fire them. The initials NBC stood for the NO BRAIN COMPANY forever after that boner move. Dumbasses.
I've mentioned I watched or grew up with the original SNL. Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, John Belushi. While they were funny as hell there wasn't a bond. A friendship like Spade, Sandler, Farley, all had. The WHOLE CREW....ALL OF THEM. Where as Bill Murray was jealous of Chevy Chase, constanly bickering and pissing on him for one thing or another. Chevy acting like a spoiled brat. The shows WERE GREAT, but these are legendary.
Sarah Silverman seems unhappy
There was no a single funny thing about Chris Farley. He was repulsive to look at and he just hammed up being the disgusting obese guy. Then the excess killed him. Hilarious huh
This Is Awesome. ❤😍
All those Losers who put a thumbs Down on this have NO Fucking Sense of Humor. Your All miserable. Find a sense of Humor, you would be happy. 😁
Looks like Terry Clifford... linger longer...
Legends never die! This man has more talent than any of today's SNL trash! Can't even crack a smile with any of today's SNL shit but Chris Farley will have you dying with laughter.
Bout to cook up a mad batch of sloppy joes!!! MEATLOAF SANDWICH!!!
Chris Farley was a handsome big guy! True talent and funny. Despite his drug use, people fail to understand that he, like many of us was human. He struggled just like any other human on this planet. It's sad but true. People, unless you or someone you know struggled with drug addiction like Farley. Stop being so damn judgmental! #RIPChrisFarley
Lol he is hilarious Chris Farley
Farley's dancing, Adam's singing/giggling and norm MacDonald's goofy ass green bean grin lol
2:24 it's perfectly timed. Click er' < --------
Hehehe
My mum is a lunch lady.
😁
I think the first time I felt "old" was a few years ago when I made a reference to this song/sketch while talking to a younger co-worker, and she had no idea what I was talking about.
Sandler gets a lifetime pass from me after this and his other SNL triumphs.
He’s pretty cute
Norm as green beans
adam sings really good and chris farley n him were good together!!
Man, I miss Chris.
Im losin it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chris was a genius at his craft!
I remember when he died. I had just clocked out from work. I was there when they were wheeling him out.
Kinda reminds me a little bit of Pearl Jam vibe
Adam Sandler has got it right in this song. I got interested in restaurants because in elementary school we would get free lunch for a month by serving the side dish on the trays. ( Never could that today because of liability; kids these days are too protected.) The kitchen manager at our school was a very inspiring person.
back when SNL entertained us.....
I remember listening to this on the radio with my grandparents and laughing....time goes by so fast....
Back in the days when SNL was worth watching. Now it’s unadulterated crap. Time to kill the show. Miss Farley!
If Chris Farley was alive now, I can only imagine the Trump impressions he would do.
Pure Gold
I drive to work to this all the time
I miss the to favorite comedians
Chris Farley and Robin Williams 😫😇
When SNL was actually FUNNY.
My lunch lady looked just like that
I was maybe 11 when the lunch lady told me I had diarrhea mouth because I wouldn't shut up while we served the food.
Meatload sandwitch sounds good right now