Adam Sandler - Know A Guy Lyrics






Okay, here comes a song. More dancing. [cheering]

Yeah, let's hear you, Ohio
Ohio

Yes, sir. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Should we clap along?

All right, let's lose that. I hate it.

[Laughter] Sorry. [laughs] You were right on it. It's a thing of mine, man. I don't fucking like that shit. It was startling me.

Well, we all know a guy Who shaves his chest
We all know a guy Who wears a leather vest
We all know a guy Who knows a lot about coffee [laughter]
We all know a stud Who would fight anyone
We all know a fool Who wears his hair in a bun
We all know a guy
Who says he fucked his babysitter When he was 12 [laughter]
Yeah, we all know a guy Who wears too much cologne
We all know a guy Who's better when he's stoned
We all know a guy who hugs your wife Five seconds too long [audience laughs, clapping along]
Well, we all know a guy Who's starting a band
We all know a guy who's missing a hand
We all know a guy who doesn't work
But still goes twice a year to Ibiza [laughter]
We all know a guy Who said he almost went pro
We all know a guy with a red afro
We all know a guy who's dick color Doesn't match his body [laughter]
We all know a guy Whose hair always looks wet
We all know a guy with a pig as a pet
We all know a guy who knows a guy Who says he knows Guy Fieri [laughter]
And we all know a guy With weird allergies
We all know a guy Who sneezes in threes
So how come we don't know
Who my real father is? [laughter]

No! Thank you. Thank you. [cheers and applause] I'm a triple threat though. You didn't know I could dance that fucking good. Took many lessons growing up, man.





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  1. S.... A....

    We all know a guy who says he fucked his babysitter when he was 12...easily the best song in the special

  2. c.... ....

    lyric chain!
    we all know a guy who wears a leather vest

  3. K.... ....

    What is this original song called that he covered? Or am I just high?

  4. P.... S....

    I love the "NOOOOOO” at the end. Classic Sandman.

  5. J.... F....

    This is hilarious 😂 😂 👍 I died laughing when I seen his special on Netflix 😊

  6. C.... A....

    Can anyone tell me the chords to play this song on a guitar???

  7. M.... K....

    I've always underestimated Adam. Not anymore. <3

  8. L.... ....

    “We all know a guy whose dick color doesn’t match his body.” 😂😂😂

  9. R.... B....

    Adam Sandler is the greatest halliorus .

  10. B.... H....

    So true 😂

  11. M.... f....

    I love it :*

  12. F.... W....

    Is there anything sandier can’t do ?

    F.... W....

    Meet his real dad

    F.... W....

    There is something, not be funny

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    he cant be black irl. -shrugs-

  13. D.... L....

    Then how come I don’t know who my real father is 😂

    D.... L....

    Dylan Lamb NOOOOOO