Adam Sandler - Hero: Heimlich Lyrics






Ahh.

We're in a nice family restaurant
Somebody's grandma's choking On a lamb chop
There's panic in the air As Nana's face turns blue
The busboy screams in Spanish "What the fuck do we do?"
We need a hero who's gonna do it
We need a hero To clean out her windpipe
We need a hero Who's down with Heimlich
We need a hero to save the day, yeah
So I slap my napkin down on the table
And I get a fucking standing ovation
Another guy gets up And says he's a doctor
I say, "Sit the fuck down I got this shit"
Then I wrap my arms Around Grandma's chest
And I look her grandkids Deep in the eyes
Then right away... [laughs]
Then right away I break all her ribs
Because I don't know what I'm doing
Grandma! [cheers and applause]

What the fuck was that? After every joke... [plays guitar]





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  1. H.... G....

    Somebody should animate this

  2. T.... d....

    This is the first time when for like three minutes I didn't hate Sandler, also the first and the last time Sandler made me laugh.

  3. P.... S....

    Adam Sandler: We needa hero!
    Iron Man: Ok. I am Iron Man. Snap
    And right away I die because I don't know what I'm doing.

  4. J.... H....

    this is an allegory for the Trump Administration.

  5. M.... M....

    Amazing !!!!!

  6. T.... ....

    God damn that was funny

  7. �.... �....

    1:31 “THE PEOPLE GOH FUCKINN CRAAZAAYYY” 😆🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  8. J.... C....

    Loved to see him returning to form. Laughed so hard listening to this on Spotify. The busboy line kills me very time!

  9. r.... P....

    I GOT A HIGH FIVE FROM A BAAABY

  10. R.... N....

    Ok ok I’m dying of laughter someone help me 🤣 I can’t stop. My stomach!!! The grandma looks terrified 🤣

  11. R.... N....

    Omg love the song!!!

  12. Y.... ....

    I loved his new special!! I thought the funniest moment was the bit he did about the alcoholic lawyer but I was crying near the end with his beautiful tribute to Chris Farley and his sweet finale song. The Saan is back!!!

  13. A.... A....

    Grandma looks terrified.. 🤣🤣🤣

  14. F.... P....

    "I could play this all day."

  15. C.... C....

    I actually got to see one of his shows in st. Louis😍

  16. C.... B....

    Does someone have the Facebook of the girl on green shirt? Lol

  17. C.... A....

    1:40 smug woman who thinks adam sandler is beneath her cracks a smile

  18. F.... Z....

    "Sit the f--- down, I got this." I love how there was finally an actual hero and he just got in the way.

  19. M.... M....

    Where has this Adam Sandler been?! All those meh movies and he had this in him all along?! Damn man get back on stage!

    M.... M....

    Also he has great performances such as in Punch Drunk Love (by the same guy who directed this special!)

  20. V.... Y....

    He’s the the best watching reminds me growing up as a kid with all his songs. What a great human being THE MaN!!!

  21. F.... ....

    10 out of 10 show. See it!!!

  22. a.... ....

    The camera shots on the old lady were savage hahaha

  23. J.... P....

    This is fucking awesome 😂

  24. S.... ....

    I can’t get enough of this special 😂😂

  25. J.... S....

    This is the stupid and pointless American 'humour' that us brits just dont understand at all. We do make the mistake of generalising that this sort of shit sums up american 'humour', thank fuck it doesnt!

  26. C.... O....

    This was awkward

    C.... O....

    That's the point. It's why he sings it 3 different times.

    C.... O....

    @Shane he didn't get it

  27. P.... ....

    tbh i dont really like love adam Sandlers . I wasnt expecting mutch from this . But i couldnt stop laughting for the first 45 mins straigth . I truly loved it

    P.... ....

    45 min? you mean seconds.

    P.... ....

    @Alpha Wolf It's an hour long special.....

  28. N.... S....

    'Coz I don't know what I'm doing!' Me neither!😂 my new favourite song...😋 so excited!!

  29. M.... J....

    WHO the fuck is making you sing like that.... this is 100% talent. lol

  30. T.... Z....

    Give up Adam...

  31. B.... T....

    The only funny thing about Adam Sandler is his acting career, now that's a joke.

  32. D.... M....

    This is my new favorite song.

    P.S. he's a terrible hero.

  33. A.... H....

    A turd can be fresh too...

  34. L.... P....

    Sensates, put this fool down!

  35. S.... ....

    Awesome

  36. B.... T....

    I Love Adam Sandler!!!!!!
    The World Needs Him Now!!!!!

  37. O.... ....

    UFC ears!

  38. A.... R....

    never found him funny really

  39. H.... R....

    Netflix sucks buffering video

  40. P.... L....

    I thought Sandler was dead, I wish he is now.

    P.... L....

    coming from someone who has nothing smh!

  41. g.... ....

    Oh hey it's that guy that exists

  42. f.... p....

    well.. he likes to drink water. a lot...lol

  43. M.... 1....

    que merda em netflix canselaram santa clarita serie muito boa e cade 5 temporada de broklyn nine ja ta na 7 temporada e vcs 4 temporada ainda

  44. R.... F....

    So it's not just movies he sucks at now good to know

    R.... F....

    Hes one of the greatest actors alive ppl like him more than they do you

    R.... F....

    Your adorable

  45. d.... ....

    give us back santa clarita diet

  46. B.... ....

    A real hero would put this hack down....

  47. I.... C....

    This is terrible! With this video, Netflix is definitely a joke!! 👎👎

    I.... C....

    This shit is amazing, it's just not your kind of humor. Lmao

    I.... C....

    @Untamed Fox35 they probably like carlos mencia or amy schumer.

    I.... C....

    @mohawk jones
    Yeah, I don't like either of them, but Amy Schumer is DEFINITEY up there with the WORST comedians EVER. She made a joke about a guy who's friend had just died, and the joke was that the audience wished it was him who died instead.

  48. N.... M....

    I don’t understand how people are hating. This special was amazing.

  49. D.... l....

    shrek 2?

  50. S.... '....

    Can you let me please know if pretty little liars the perfectionist is gonna be on netflix sooner or later or...not at all...cause i really want to watch it please

  51. R.... ....

    When we look towards somebody who would volunteer without prior experience in the world, let's get somebody who knows what to do during times of stress and confusion.

    R.... ....

    It's a joke

  52. �.... ....

    Adam Sandler 100% Washed Up

  53. A.... v....

    I would pay Netflix extra if they would filter/hide all Adam Sandler &Co productions. It seems like he’s paying Netflix to spam us with his endless stream of movies.... No thumbs down can get rid of them....

  54. H.... M....

    Him and Chapelle signed these 8 figure multi stand up special deals with Netflix and it’s apparent Sandler has run out of material

    H.... M....

    chappele is wack he just keeps making Harvey winsetin jokes!

  55. R.... ....

    Seagull noises

  56. C.... M....

    People hear his name and pay for anything because that’s what he’s doing.
    Love his movies. But this is craziness.

  57. M.... S....

    Tseries dies in endgame

  58. H.... ....

    Love it! Watched the special 5x already..sooo sandler 😜

  59. E.... A....

    He's not funny gross

  60. T.... K....

    *They cancelled the Santa Clarita Diet for this garbage?*

    T.... K....

    because in contrary to critical opinion, all his "bad" movies are getting a lot more views than Santa Clarita Diet. Not to mention his Box Office movies average just a little under a 1/4 mill in earnings with just a small budget. So a lot of those people probably rewatch it on Netflix.

    T.... K....

    Netflix said the reason Santa Clarita Diet was cancelled was because of this Adam Sander special?

  61. K.... J....

    It’s nice to see that Sandler’s not only still funny, but is still a pretty good singer to boot.😁

  62. a.... ....

    Thankfully on my phone I can double tap to FF 10 seconds at a time

  63. L.... C....

    Stop by to downvote. Have a nice day

    L.... C....

    Luis Camacho why?

    L.... C....

    k o o l a i d because people are pricks and too close minded that’s why.

  64. 6.... ....

    the story about his dad barging in class was the funniest to me.

    6.... ....

    6Diego1Diego9 “where’d you put the rake?”

  65. C.... W....

    Now this is a special I'm excited about

    C.... W....

    wavy beatz it’s already out and it’s really funny

  66. B.... H....

    Sooooo when is season 4 of izombie coming out

  67. J.... H....

    I seriously can't even finish watching this

  68. W.... l....

    (((Netflix))) loves b_ _ _ _ c_ _ _s

  69. T.... I....

    SnowFlix

  70. G.... W....

    I loved Sandler up until his Netflix career kicked off. Now he's awful.

  71. M.... H....

    It's like cringy boomer nostalgia laughs. So gross

  72. J.... B....

    Why is Netflix literally advertising how bad their programming is?

  73. F.... i....

    I enjoyed this special actually

  74. T.... W....

    Can't stand him!

  75. o.... ....

    *Wow, does this suck.*

  76. d.... 1....

    Just total Crap!

  77. J.... D....

    What is wrong with you people Stop cancelling the good shows you dimwits

  78. J.... a....

    Ouch!...what has happened to our dear stupid water boy?

  79. R.... B....

    When Netflix makes shit shows and movies and the people be like:

  80. D.... G....

    Don’t care how repetitive, how old, how long, how stupid, how crude... Adam sandler will always be Adam sandler 😂😂

  81. C.... P....

    It's my sincere hope that Santa Clarita Diet fans hijack planes and fly them into Netflix HQ.

    C.... P....

    Nope this aint it

  82. D.... ....

    "Only on", DON'T CARE!

  83. D.... ....

    CLASSIC SANDLER, OVERRATED AND OVER PLAYED.

  84. M.... ....

    Netflix is becoming the next CBS with the same tied writers and entertainers. Isn't there already a cable-channel specializing in repeats I think it's called ME TV?
    How about spreading that sweet Netflix cash around to new and original talent leaving the Letterman and Sanders back with the nineties.

  85. B.... ....

    BRING BACK SANTA CLARITA DIET!!!

    B.... ....

    Boggyb25 what the hell is that ?

  86. D.... ....

    Another reason I'm glad I cancelled Netflix. Greenlight some more Tom Segura comedy specials if ya wanna have some class, and have me back. I'll see ya for one month when you finally stop fucking around and release the dark crystal. Stop jerking people around. Where the hell is stranger things new season. Or Ozark, or Mr show with Bob and David. You suck. Netflix has gone to shit. This dude has been silly boring hack for too many years. It's why he came to Netflix.

  87. S.... S....

    I will never understand, why I always smile and laugh at his stupid jokes.

  88. �.... B....

    We are the hero...

  89. M.... M....

    👀👀👀

  90. K.... M....

    that was really funny

  91. I.... ....

    Best comedy special hands down! 100% Fresh! (89% on RottenTomatoes too, not bad)

    I.... ....

    You're the best prankster on YouTube. Damn I wish you would comeback.

    I.... ....

    What.. better then Dave Chappelle?

  92. T.... ....

    They cancel shows left and right but leave money for this trash? My ears not only hurt, they burn.

    T.... ....

    All they need for this is to get a few cameras and record the comedian doing what they were gonna do anyways.

    T.... ....

    @Potating Potato It's still waste of budget. Netflix better get some damn standards for their "shows" before the competition catches up to them.

    T.... ....

    SuperNeoviper it’s not a waste of budget just because you don’t like it dumbass.

  93. C.... D....

    😂😂😂 the old lady looked straight in the camera with a look that said “get me out of here!” 😂

    C.... D....

    Ahahahahahahha

    C.... D....

    😂 yes!

    C.... D....

    My 1st thought too, like ‘What??!!’

  94. R.... B....

    This is garbage always has been not a funny person

  95. T.... ....

    Some white ppl are so weird

    T.... ....

    Lotta weird non whites too

    T.... ....

    Ulysses same with any race

  96. J.... S....

    I might watch this 🐂