Adam Sandler - Fatty McGee Lyrics






[Talking quietly]
[M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."
[M2:] "We just had a test a week ago.
Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!"
[M1:] "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."
[M2:] "Well we better study our butts off."
[M1:] "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library."
[M2:] "Ok, enough talking, let's study!"
[M1:] "All right."
[Turning pages]

[Heavy steps]
[M2:] "Uh oh"
[M1:] "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming.
We'll never get any studying done with him in the library."
[Heavy steps continue]
[M2:] "Oh god, he's taking the stairs!
That means he's going to be way out of breath!"

[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
[M1:] "Oh no, he's going to sit with us."
[Fatty: Annoying whining voice] "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?"
[M1:] "Uh, yes Fatty, we were."
[Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I'll join ya."
[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
[M2:] "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?"
[Fatty:] "No, no, I'm catching it!"
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
[M1:] "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate."
[Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "Sure, no problem."
[M1:] "Oh man."
[Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly]
"This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know."
[Whining continues even louder]
[M1:] "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that."
[Wheezing continues a little softer]
[M2:] "Fatty! Please keep it down!"

[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]

[M2:] "Is he sleeping!?"
[M1:] "No, it's his deviated sceptum.
Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down."
[Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
[M2:] "Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"
[Fatty: Pausing, snorting] "I'm trying."
[Whining continues]
[M1:] "Fatty, you know what's going to happen!
Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!"
[Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]
[M2:] "Oh no, that one's going to do it!"

[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
[M2:] "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"
[Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Fire! Man the building!"
[M1:] "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm."
[Fireman Ray:] "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?"
[Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort]
[Fireman Ray:] "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"
[Fatty: Whiney voice] "But I like the stairs!"
[Fireman Ray: annoyed] "Why!?"
[Fatty: Still whining horribly] "They're fun!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!"
[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[Raspberry]





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  1. N.... M....

    LMFAO! My dad showed me this! XD

  2. M.... ....

    The teenage me got a kick out of these albums back in the day.

  3. c.... c....

    more like fadam antler

  4. p.... ....

    This shit is so funny, this and tollbooth willy lmfao

  5. U.... S....

    Was Micheal Jackson in this video? HeEeEeEeEEEeeeEeEeEeEeeEeEe

  6. d.... ....

    Toll booth willy approves

  7. R.... T....

    The ever so quiet library.

  8. M.... H....

    HeEeEeEeeEEeEEeHeEeeEeEEeEEeEEeHEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *fire department shows up*

  9. M.... H....

    who else looked up quotes instead of the title to find this audio?

    M.... H....

    Lol, not me
    I listened to this album when it first came out, I know every one of these tracks by name

    M.... H....

    @Matches_Malone I remember listening to this with my dad when I was 6 and the only reason I laughed was because my dad lauhhed

  10. G.... 4....

    This will always be great. And now, seeing as half the kids are fat pieces of slob shit, more relevant than ever.

  11. P.... S....

    hoyl shit i want to kill this disgusting pile of blubber. so fuking annoying, FUCK YOU FATTY MCGHEE.

  12. M.... L....

    LMAO this was one of the best cds growing up

  13. m.... ....

    These days 30% of students are fatty McGee.

    m.... ....

    More like 49%

    m.... ....

    But how many of them like the stairs? 😂

  14. U.... F....

    STOP MAKING FUN OF MY NEPHEW!

  15. J.... C....

    That sounds like my dad in the bed with Mom

  16. J.... ....

    This shit is funny.

  17. d.... ....

    Hweeeeeeee!!! -fatty mcgee-

  18. C.... -....

    "*snort* I'm gay *snort* I'm gay *snort* I'm gay"

  19. O.... J....

    I got this off limewire in like 2002 whilst trying to download white zombie ...fatty McGee ...solo good

  20. A.... M....

    RIP David Spade's sister-in-law

  21. J.... E....

    “Oh fatty McGhee your the fastest!” And they all laugh lol.Also I love that they thing If was the fire alarm hahah

  22. S.... C....

    2:04 "Mmm Gay, mm gay, Im gay, Im gay, Im gay, Im gay... ehh, Ehhhhhh"

  23. S.... C....

    Helarious how you can hear David Spades voice in this!

  24. R.... A....

    YES, FATTY WE KNOW WE JUST SAID THAT......

  25. j.... m....

    my brother Hans

  26. C.... W....

    Fat shaming!!! Triggered!!!

    C.... W....

    @John’s Reactions damn right.

  27. X.... G....

    i wonder if they passed the test

  28. T.... ....

    If only Adam Sandler would go back to doing the CDs again these were awesome

  29. J.... M....

    There was a school shooting, and Fatty McGee disarmed the attacker and saved everyone ... he's a fucking hero ...

  30. R.... l....

    ADAM  SANDLER IS HOT!

  31. T.... ....

    2:37
    "I'M SORRRRRYYYYYY VRRRRRROOOOMMM!

  32. A.... ....

    ngeh ngeh ngeh ngeh

    A.... ....

    Aw geez fatty, comon! Whats wrong with you?!

    A.... ....

    Reoko I'm trying

    A.... ....

    O god he's takin' the stairs...

    A.... ....

    AboveEmAllProduction sounds like he’s saying “I’m gay”

  33. M.... L....

    is this from one of hitlers journals

  34. b.... ....

    I'm a fat fuck and this triggered me. Someone call Obama and get this banned ASAP please.

    b.... ....

    Maybe put the fork down for once and get off ur fat ass and go run.

    b.... ....

    Can't, too god damn fat. Maybe I'll start rolling down to the donut shop instead of waiting for the forklift.

    b.... ....

    +Colby Boudreaux hey no need to be rude.

    b.... ....

    +bizophone btw. There is no reason to get this banned. Idk of you were serious or not. But A) this is just a joke and B) its titled Fatty McGee. Idk what you thought it was gonna be about

    b.... ....

    They're all gonna laugh at you!

  35. B.... f....

    if the stairs are so fun he should do them a lot

  36. G.... D....

    But I like the stairs

    G.... D....

    Their fun NGHEEEEEE

    G.... D....

    Oh fatty your the fattest

  37. S.... ....

    There's many customers who breathe like this at my liquor store job :v

  38. K.... ....

    Wario be like

  39. V.... ....

    lost it at 1:40

    V.... ....

    +thenudge187 yes, yes, and yes. May you reject anyone who disagrees with you... I can't help myself at 1:40. It's just.... too... damn... funny...

  40. F.... ....

    Soooooooooooo funny!!!

  41. l.... J....

    Bigger.

  42. r.... ....

    "N-gay, n-gay, n-gay, n-gay.." LOL!!!

    r.... ....

    rfgstl lmfaooooooooo funniest fuckin part

  43. z.... ....

    LMFAO.. this is so classic.. one of my favorites XD Thanks for posting!