Adam Sandler - Davey's Song Lyrics






[Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:]
He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me!

[Police:]
What?

[Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:]
He no pay for his four Scorpion Bowl

[Davey:]
Oh, boy

I'm the kinda guy that can't stand the holiday
So I drink them all away
That's me

I don't decorate no trees
And I won't eat no potato lakees
But I'll give this old ladies melons a squeeze
That's just who I am

Well, I'll never spin a dreidel
But I'll always throw an egg
And I'll charliehorse your leg- for laughs
While you're singing your holiday tune
I'm acting like the town Bafoon
Whipping out my big white scary moon
And blowing a beef your way

I hate folks who think reindeer are cute
To me they're just something to shoot
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me

Well, I'm a snowmobile stealing
No 'tis the season' feeling
Kind of guy (kind of guy)

This time of year sucks
So I take my numchucks
And make sure every snowman dies

Believeing in Santa's all wrong
And Chaunaka's eight days too long
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me





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  1. G.... ....

    This song is so me!

  2. B.... ....

    Unpopular opinion- This is one of my favorite Christmas movies of all time!! Idgaf lol

  3. W.... R....

    I'm not even joking; this is one of the most beautifully-animated movies I've ever seen, and it's an Adam Sandler movie. It was done by the same people who animated "The Iron Giant", which you can definitely see. It's kind of insulting. They could've made ANYTHING, but they were hired to do this.

  4. S.... ....

    i love this song !

  5. J.... S....

    1:48 I feel bad for that kid...

  6. A.... G....

    Tarzan, Bebe's kids and this movie had great animation.

  7. J.... M....

    Is it me or Is Adam Sandler a good singer

  8. T.... R....

    Sonic the Hedgehog City Escape: Drunk Animated Adam Sandler Depressed Christmas/Hanukkah Edition.

  9. R.... F....

    This song is how I feel...

  10. S.... C....

    He's like scrooge but without the💰

  11. S.... G....

    BEST. EPIC. POLICE CHASE. EVER!

  12. I.... ....

    Wait wait... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

  13. D.... A....

    An r-rated Disney movie.

  14. G.... G....

    As much as I hate this film, I will admit this song is pretty good, and Adam Sandler is a really good singer

  15. H.... J....

    This will probably always be my favorite Christmas movie

  16. C.... K....

    Does the animation remind anyone of The Iron Giant?

    C.... K....

    Same like Osmosis jones, i think they are the same animators

  17. N.... ....

    I still remember bringing this to school before winter break.

    N.... ....

    Neonajarin and what happened?

    N.... ....

    Teacher had a bit of a fit so I told her. Bah humbug to you, yah anti-semit. I had to do 2 weeks detention for that, after I got back from winter break.

  18. Y.... F....

    Cartman from South Park: I told you Jewish people have no rthym

  19. L.... M....

    0:04 What!? He no pay for his fourth scorpion bowl!!

    L.... M....

    Oh boy...

    L.... M....

    Come back here you jerk!!

  20. A.... G....

    Like if you kind of agree what he said in this video
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  21. B.... C....

    HE NO PAY FOR HIS FOUR SCORPION BOWL XD

  22. k.... m....

    Him and Grinch would get along

  23. S.... ....

    I still love this song and movie. It's a classic.

  24. G.... M....

    Is that the same Animators Of the Iron Giant

  25. S.... J....

    Greatest Christmas movie of al time

  26. S.... ....

    Is that adam singing??

  27. T.... A....

    I watched this movie when I was about 8. I loved it, but I didn’t understand everything. Now at 15 I definetky get things a bit more.

  28. L.... R....

    *HE DINE AND DASH ME! HE CHEW AND SCREW ME! But most importantly HE SIP AND SKIP Me*

  29. I.... S....

    WEIRDEST SONG EVER

  30. J.... w....

    Well I'm snowmobiling stealing tis the season type of guy

  31. R.... ....

    The animation looks exactly like The Iron Giant

  32. D.... T....

    Literally the best Christmas movie ever made lol

  33. J.... V....

    MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME ! BINGE WATCHED SO MANY TIMES TO PAST THE TIME!

  34. A.... L....

    I haven't seen this movie awhile but I still remember the lyrics

  35. U.... ....

    Im not a big fan of this holiday eather cuz this the only time people are nice to me lol there so fake

  36. M.... S....

    The animation is fantastic who did it??

  37. B.... B....

    This movie didn't deserve this animation.

  38. H.... C....

    It looks like a Warner Bros animated movie 🇬🇧

  39. b.... w....

    Love this song reminds Me when no was little

  40. P.... ....

    quite possibly the greatest thing ever committed to celluloid

  41. O.... T....

    Omg😍

  42. W.... R....

    Not gonna lie that Asian guy is hilarious

    W.... R....

    You do realize that Sandler did the voice for the Asian guy right, he did the voice for most of the characters in the movie except for Jennifer and Ben and the cop

    W.... R....

    I can believe that

  43. C.... ....

    I f-f-f-f-fucking love Christmas!




    The people that get that joke are amazing

  44. n.... c....

    Hace tanto buscaba está peli

  45. L.... C....

    1:42 Do watcha say!

  46. D.... ....

    Just imagine this was a live action

  47. f.... ....

    Bad movie, despicable voice

  48. M.... H....

    Who would win?
    A police force with cars.
    Or
    One drunk boi with a trash can lid

  49. z.... g....

    Even in animation Adam sandler is wack dude....

  50. T.... A....

    hE nO pAy FoR hIs FoUr ScOrPiOn BoWl.

  51. T.... ....

    i feel this guy

  52. E.... M....

    If i were Seth Kearsley, i would've forced Rob Schneider to spent time with chinese people in order to correctly learn the chinese accent.

    E.... M....

    @Uncle Sam no. It was Rob Schneider

  53. T.... B....

    I think we all moon people in public at some point we are young. I think a saw people mooning on Google plus.. lol.

  54. M.... M....

    This song is the best

  55. D.... S....

    That’s why Davy became an abusive drunk . Instead of having people comfort him of his parents death during a black ice incident that happened during the basketball game . He’d shut everyone out of his life and drank alcohol and became a party animal . This shows that anyone can have a second chance of life itself by turning away from our problems and turn our life around

  56. D.... S....

    Since Davy’s life was ruined by his parents deaths during a black ice incident . He made everyone’s life worse by drinking alcohol and drowning his depression through alcoholism

    D.... S....

    Though the townspeople in this movie are just as bad as Davey, especially with the way they treat Whitey. Sure, Whitey’s voice is annoying but come on, he does not deserve the unfunny abuse he got in the movie

  57. D.... S....

    I love this movie because it teaches us that alcohol isn’t good for drowning your depression but makes it worse and that anyone who mess up can get a second chance of life itself

  58. A.... D....

    Highest-grossing animated films of 2002:
    1. Ice Age
    2. Lilo & Stitch
    3. Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
    4. Return to Never Land
    5. Treasure Planet
    6. The Wild Thornberrys Movie
    7. The Cat Returns
    8. Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie
    9. Eight Crazy Nights
    10. Detective Conan: The Phantom of Baker Street

  59. l.... ....

    Davey Stone: The modern-day equivalent of Ebenezer Scrooge

    l.... ....

    and the human version of The Grinch (since they both hate the holidays, except Davey did not try to steal christmas and The Grinch isn’t an alcoholic criminal)

  60. M.... B....

    1:48
    Try to pause it and Look at Daveys face

  61. S.... C....

    Why at 0:18 Seconds does a cop shout out "Somebody stop that guy!"...Dude that's your job lol...what kinda cop's did they have in this town lol

  62. M.... B....

    Imagine if they made a Second

    M.... B....

    They never will, because 1, this movie didn’t make a profit and it’s hated by a lot of people

  63. M.... B....

    Can someone tell me where I can watch this besides Prime Video sand Youtube

  64. m.... u....

    I miss this movie

  65. H.... p....

    I hate love I hate you I hate me

  66. g.... ....

    He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me!

  67. S.... ....

    This movies an underrated classic

  68. C.... ....

    This movie is much better than a lot of people give it credit for. I like watching it every Christmas season.

  69. L.... A....

    I’m the kinda guy who can’t the holidays so I drink em away that’s me

  70. M.... ....

    Remember when cops cared about businesses getting robbed?




    Me either.

  71. v.... e....

    like si vienes de wathcmojo!

  72. A.... C....

    1:13 haha!!!!

  73. `.... �....

    0:56 (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

  74. c.... d....

    My CHILDHOOD SO nostalgic

  75. N.... ....

    This was my favorite movie as a kid 😂

  76. E.... 1....

    Why do people don't realize this looks like iron giant?

  77. E.... A....

    PERO MADRE MIA HUANG LEE QUE HACES AQUI COMPAÑERO

  78. B.... K....

    He’s a Jewish Scrooge in this movie.

  79. M.... J....

    Stone looks like Peter B Parker

  80. u.... m....

    I need Watch the movie

  81. B.... ....

    He has no life

  82. D.... ....

    davey stone your nothing but a delinqent

  83. A.... C....

    There should be Eight Crazy Nights 2

    A.... C....

    I Don't Think There Will Be Another Sequel Of Eight Crazy Nights 2.

  84. k.... s....

    0:31
    Davey:i don't decorate no trees and i won't eat no potatoe latkees and but I'll give this old lady's melons to squeeze that's just who i am🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

  85. k.... s....

    1:22 1:52 1:59
    Davey:i hate love i hate you i hate me🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

  86. B.... B....

    This song makes all feel down and depressed just listening to it

  87. S.... T....

    Whipping out my big white scary moon😂😂

  88. K.... W....

    When Adam Sandler still remembered that he is actually a decent singer. I think that 9 times out of 10, his movies are pretty funny, but I miss his musical numbers.

  89. p.... ....

    This movie did not deserve music or animation this good

  90. �.... ....

    I never noticed this after a long time but I just realized the Davey is drawn just like Adam Sandler when thats his voice actor lmao

  91. a.... a....

    I H A T E L O V E
    I H A T E Y O U
    I H A T E M E

  92. M.... B....

    I saw this movie in theaters when it came out. I love this movie

  93. D.... D....

    Davey reminds me a lot of Dally Winston from The Outsiders.

  94. M.... A....

    This location is progressive as hell considering they display both Christmas and Hanukkah equally. Kinda upset no one is celebrating Kwanzaa.

  95. t.... b....

    True story

  96. M.... M....

    This 2D animation is freaking spectacular....just a shame that it’s wasted on some of the dumbest gross out humor of all time.

  97. S.... B....

    The song is catchy.