Adam Sandler - Assistant Principal's Big Day Lyrics






[Speaking through a microphone]
"Good morning students and faculty,
If I could have your attention please.
As you may, or may not know,
Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection.
Leaving me, assistant principal Dunbar,
as the school's lone administrator for the next few days."

"Though the policies set forth by Principal Cambell will remain the same,
there will be some additional regulations you must also follow."

"Number one -
smoking outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods."

"Number two -
the girls' showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office where I can watch the girls wash their breasts and buttocks while I play with myself."

"Number three -
while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia.
Eye contact with me is also prohibited."

"Number four -
girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I build towards orgasm."

"Number five -
while i am ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other
spread eagle in front of me and satify each other orally until I have completed ejaculating."

"Finally, rule number six -
any student caught writing grafitti or defacing school property will be automatically suspended,
unless they are masturbating."

"If you have any questions about these new regulations,
I will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my ass."

"Good day"





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  1. J.... P....

    69 snitched on what songs like DJ essco or what you bitching why listening no love for marshmello so no love u get grow up if you only knew how huh. Respect me. Huh why dont it really do shit besides dead weight and never understand what I mean I can take it.

  2. s.... l....

    Not funny

  3. s.... l....

    Who calls it an assistant principal? It's vice dogg

  4. W.... Y....

    OMG lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  5. N.... G....

    I mashed this up with "TEST" from "PORTAL 2" And it sounds like it could be in a PORTAL Game. Maybe PORTAL 3? Who Knows. :3

  6. c.... ....

    Back when Adam Sandler was funny

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    still is

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    Agree to disagree. I found that his humor grew stale years ago. He often played the same type of character in film (the angry alpha male) and in other comedies the humor fell flat

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    Says the person using a dead ass meme as a profile pick.

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    People really love saying that, don't they? :p

  7. i.... ....

    Good day!