Adam Sandler - Anal Lyrics
So I tell my wife recently I would love to try anal. And I say to my wife, "Hey, I would love to try anal." And she goes, "Oh, I wouldn't." And then I say, "Oh." [laughter] I said, "But I would." And she goes, "Yeah, I know. I heard." [laughter] And then I said, "Okay, so let's..." I really think we should. She goes, "I'm just not into that." And then I said, "You know, what? I love you. I'm gonna be with you for the rest of my life. I've been with you 20 years. I've never cheated on you. I never will cheat on you. - It's you and me against the world, baby. - [cheering] And, uh... I really... I got nowhere else to get this anal. - So... - [laughter] I was like, "You've got to fucking help me out. It's a fantasy. Please?" And, uh... And she was nice. She said okay. And so, on my birthday, she gave it up. She gave it to me, and she said she liked it. She said it was fun and she couldn't believe she fit her whole fist inside me... - And so... I don't know. - [laughter] I said, "You see? New experiences." She's a good girl.
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Adam Sandler Anal Comments
This women is really funny.
Just prepare the ass first
This deserves multiple likes
Very insightful.
Its weird watching this while taking a dump.....
'She said she couldn't believe that she put her whole fist inside me... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm dead
A girl friend of mine told me a story about a guy pulling out and finding a kernel of corn on his dick.
The gentiles are just beasts.
I jus puttit iner butt 😖
Jim Jeffries sucks
Ali Wong keeps it all THE WAY ONE HUNDID!
Ali Wong keeps it all THE WAY ONE HUNDID!
Anal, how appropriate... Jim Jefferies is an asshole. He plays a politically correct guy these days and does hit jobs on people.
Noooo freaking way am not doing anal i dont care. I wont. Am not scared is just to me is dirty dont fucking push me if i dont want to doit. Like respect that.
Sick pedos
Tried it once and it felt amazing! But the girl didn't like it she said it was painful lol
Wong's comedy is sick
Jim Jefferies' use of the chair and his body language during his nit is what killed me. Excellent timing and use of paralanguage as well.
Sometimes I just put my dick in my own ass
Adam Sandler - top ten . Entertaining as anybody
Women Love anal sex , they like that whole being played with . That's why they make those dildos with two ends that vibrate🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
I only came here cos of ali
If you play with fire, you gonna get burned. That's why I like to do all my ass fucking in the shower!
Eh, not my kind of thing.
I love anal sex myself nidhi singh 7985117924
Adam's joke was sweet. Sweetest fisting joke ever.
Anal sex???...POOP IS TO BE VOIDED THEN AVOIDED...so no anal in my book!
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I am sick and in 41 seconds Ali had me coughing, laughing and crying. Had to pause yet another one of her vids.
I had two shitty experiences to know I like pussy alot better. When you can smell what someone had for breakfast out that hole it puts things into perspective.
It’s funny because it’s true.
ali wang l love her
Man, Sandler is such a hack compared to Jim Jefferies! Ali Wong was good too, though.
I think they all hit it out of the park with this one..
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Hole experince not whole experince
Jim Jefferies. What a cunt.
Ali just gave birth. The child is black. She named it Sum Ting Wong.
That occasional smell could be eliminated by taking pills as Japanase are taking for anal sex...🤔😉
This is horrible. People laugh at this crap. I would run out of club or watever it is
Are you serious? Lmaooooo
Wow didnt know she ws so nasty. Think i need a shower. Yur children will see this smedy. U ready fr that? Yuk
Adam Sandler killed me
Can't smell porn...😂😂😂😵😵
I just can't see the attraction.....and the jokes aren't funny either! not that I watched much of it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Is adam serious or joking? Lol
Anyone else thinking netflix is trying to make AIDS great again?
Ya. Have you watched , “Dear white people”?
Fuck sake... stop talking about sex!! Its not funny. Bloody hell. Anal is not a funny subject!!
hi, cathy, long time since i seen you.
take care there and write anytime.
cheers
Anal sex is disgusting, I had this girl that wanna to try it and insisted so I did and that sht is literally disgusting. Never again
Why would anal make ppl not cheat. 🙄
OMG Sandler....
I love a woman that can give me options to spice things up, as long as she don't eat Taco Bell before sex.
I heard some pussy Can take a 750ml. Wine bottle, But the back can’t, That’s why some like the back better. Not me though , the smell will soften things up.
Jim dropped the truth 😂🤣😂🤣
oh i love Ali Wong so much.. she's so funny 🤣🤣🤣
prisla justin: NO SHE IS NOT👎🏾
Sandler set that up really well.
It's only smellz.
😂😂😂
Jefferies sucks
😂 😂 😂
Jim Jefferies haters are like scorned lovers in this comment section with all their "he used to be funny" comments. They thought he was one of them lol
Adam sandler is the smoothest anal fucker
I wonder how much was this Jim Jeffers edited out
Jim Jefferies, what a sleazy cunt
Ali Wong needs to learn how to be funny
WTF did I just watch?
Jim is a slimy sack of shit!
Most female comics arent funny to me but she is
You aint afraid of the pain lol. 😆
Jim Jefferies is a piece of shit.
Is she pregnant or is she just fat ?
Hersh Shorsh pregnant
Adam Sandler, is a useless piece of shit. I can't believe this alcoholic, lame ass made it in show biz!😨
Adams was the best! 😂
THIS SHIT ISNT FUNNY... ITS NASTY. THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE WORKING CLASS BASTARDS?
Women are never good comedians. All they do is talk about sexual shit
Why anyone finds ali wong even remotely funny is completely beyond me
Is this joke or serious....???
Why any man would stick their dick in a dirty dry hole when there’s a clean slippery one an inch or two away equipped with sensors that reward his partner is just brain dead. Sometimes their are very good reasons for tradition.
Dude, Adam knows the art of making jokes
Unadulterated garbage. Just another step down the path of degradation and debauchery.
You clicked on it bih.
You're scared of doo doo on the dick lol
That was pretty funny hahaha
disgusting 😷😷😷
Jim Jefferies is a racist... thats all you need to know..
Doo Doo on the dick lmao
Very disgusting.
😂😂Shes right, I'm scared of dodo on the dick.
This line of humor is very shitty.....
Oh no!
I am deeply offended by these anal sex jokes that I listened to and demand that these comedians by banned. I also insist that YouTube receive a hefty fine and that all their advertisers stop doing business with them due to my delicate sensibilities being injured.
How does THAT taste all you left-wing, liberal activists snowflakes?
Jim Jefferies is a flog
Jim Jeffries the human pig.
Nothing butt sex
Adam Sandler the guy who has the talent but doesn't give a fuck .just money
Fuck Jim jefferies
Sandler is legend
Girls don’t want to do anal because they don’t want to shit all over your dick
Jim Jeffries is never funny
Jim Jeffries is a bitch..
#FactsMatter
LOL Adam Sandler's setup had an unexpected punchline.
It really was not